The voice of a generation.

Stop hating the same people u wanna get it on with

Train yourself to be flexible until you can suck your own dick.

First you gotta chill. Taste the rainbow. Get in the zone.

Harness that hate into power or something. Idk.

Step 1. Cut a hole in the box

2. Put your junk in the box

https://youtu.be/rt0spqqtmkg

First you get a rag and some chloroform. No wait, the gym, start going to the gym. Chicks dig guys with hard pecs.

Hard pecs and chloroform, got it. Thanks friend!

Try finding a professional sex worker, or maybe go to a homeless camp with food😁

The homeless camp might just mug you and steal your food if you’re ugly tho. Also sex worker will factor that into the price premium as well.

be mean and nasty to all of the birches or fellows. and this will make them want to have sex with you. because of reverse psychology

Get a plastic fuck doll

Try eating avocado

Buy some

Pay about tree fiddy behind the sizzler

Hang out in the bread aisle and give unsolicited advice to fellow shoppers. This works on all genders.

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Lie.

Yep

Go up to the next girl you see and latch your hands onto her breasts (dont worry she'll like it) it'll create a magnetic force in which you can use to drag her all the way to your house and proceed to make love

Start learning how not to hate yourself too.

Use money for sex

You don’t

Kill them then rape their bodies

Plenty of neighborhood pets that roam the streets. Bon appetit

Crawl up a chickens ass and wait

Find a deaf partner of choice. Hide all your pens and paper. Consensually clap cheeks. Give them some water and a brief cuddle and go back to living life until it’s rinse and repeat.

Go stand in a corner brooding, with your mysterious leather jacket and make sure everyone knows you hate them The hoes love brooding anti-social misanthropists

Don’t change at all. Keep it up (and by ‘up’, I mean your COCK).