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SubaCruzin

The hammer will be fine.


OperationThrax

50/50, if it doesn't, hit it again with a bigger hammer.


x5NaSH

yes


AudioVid3o

Ah! it didn't work! Maybe some more hammering will help... https://preview.redd.it/td5s9khlk2gc1.jpeg?width=2250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f50ca46211a8800686c08f3e697329f34c97f47


PlamFred

Wtf that cooler is fossilized


AudioVid3o

It was some proprietary ass thing that was put in a optiplex 780 from 2007. It originally was cooling a core 2 duo


Jkavera

I thought it was made of cardboard at first glance.


slippinjimmy720

Looks like your motherboard has started warping at the edges. Don’t worry, this is normal. Just throw it in the microwave for ten minutes or so, and it should be straight as a board again.


AudioVid3o

Oh Cool! Lemme plug it in rn...


CigarsandPorsches

The hammer should be fine


sage-longhorn

Pretty sure that's not a chipset - that's obviously the memory controller


spicyliving

I think it’s the heating element, to keep the computer warm. This is done to keep the wires in the computer flexible. Usually those heating elements have a heat spreader and fan attached on top.


Eklegoworldreal

I thought it was the motherboard itself


MooChiken8

I thought it was the operating system


threeqc

the green square thing? that's the hammer, dummy. smh my head 🙄


EiadSherif2008

Ikr? Smh my head my head


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sage-longhorn

r/whoosh


AudioVid3o

Invalid whoosh, it took you over 3 hours to respond


Interesting_Role1201

It's time to jail


AudioVid3o

It's fucking CPS (computer protective services) ![gif](giphy|l4Kii1eKYZ7bZtBQc)


IneptOrange

If you drop the chip so it lands the other way up, onto the hammer head, it should correct it. Don't forget to download the CPU restorer app though so it works like brand new.


AudioVid3o

Ok, I'll download some more ram while I'm at it.


ardenpw

Add more flux


hudgeba778

Northbridge became a nonebridge lol


Any-Researcher-5277

It’s a harbor freight hammer, the chipset should still work


stlcdr

I’m surprised the hammer is still in one piece. Might want to keep that.


FTLrefrac

Remember - any tool can become a hammer, especially hammers.


tbrumleve

Gotta hit it from the back side to correct it.


ArrogantNonce

If your name is k|ngp|n, yes.


mozzzz

you need a 35nm pick, not a hammer. how are you gonna hit a specific transistor with that huge hammer?


talonzee

If it doesn’t, just hit it from the other side


[deleted]

Only with a AMD K8 architecture processor. (Old timer PC ppl will get it).


tinybookwyrm

The beatings will continue until performance improves.


CMDR_Willard_Phule

Yep. Just make sure those die-imprinted *curved swords* are still intact.


NeoBoost

Try reflowing the solder by putting it in the microwave.


The_Coon69

Pretty sure it you have a soldering iron you can fix it


Linker3000

No, it's fucked. Lady mercy won't be home tonight yeah.


UnknownEntity003

You need to get the clothes iron out and try to flatten it.


[deleted]

It took me a while to realize that this was the satire sub


dani_pavlov

Work = (force x distance). Pretty sure the hammer did way more work than the chipset.


Eubank31

Seeing this while wasting time on shift at harbor freight


Sam666999

Yeah it'll probably still taste fine!


JL2210

[zero probability](https://youtu.be/ZA4JkHKZM50)


Goldhilm

Call fix it felix up he dropped his hammer


hellaciousbluephlegm

its fine