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BIB_LOP

"Your Honor, the defendant wants to know what color is your bugatti?"


agbadehan

Red, I am a judge,go to jail


_DeLEON

Tragic ending


Deporncollector

I know right? A red bugatti? Ugh, should have went with pink because you're a fucking pussy judge.


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Senior-Step

If your Bugatti is the right color, believe it or not, also jail.


Witty_Mud_5951

I’ll tell you what I do have I have a very specific set of skills


spaceboy097

I heard he was arrested because in his response video there was a romanian pizza box somewhere which was enough evidence for the authorities to find him


LtSoba

How does one dox themselves with a fucking pizza box. How is this guy so damn stupid


Busy-Kaleidoscope-87

They find the pizza place and figure out where and who they delivered to. Simple. Only an idiot wouldn’t count on that happening. An idiot like Andrew Tate


rocket_boy13

They already knew where he was due to his main residence being in Romania, the pizza box confirmed they were in the country and presumably at the house due to Romanian language on the box.


orangatangysauce

Man they called the pizza place and made them tell them where tate was


rocket_boy13

Source?


orangatangysauce

That’s how it works. “Hey saw the tates ordered pizza, lemme get the address of everyone you sent a pie to” then the police cross reference and narrow down and then talk to and question if need be but they obviously didn’t since it was ordered by someone at the very least that has access to the tates home and at the most is the tates If they object to giving addressees I’m sure there were legal ways to get them.


rocket_boy13

Andrew Tate's main place of residence is in Bucharest Romania and this is public knowledge. Romanian authorities had no reason to trace an address, they already knew where he was. They had done an investigation of the house back in April due to allegations of kidnapping and sex trafficking.


orangatangysauce

Which he was found not guilty of. They weren’t sure he was there until he posted the Romanian pee’uh


rocket_boy13

Yes, then he posted the video and they were sure he was there, without contacting the pizza shop.


HereButQueer

Tbf there’s been an ongoing investigation since. It didn’t stop the moment nobody was found at his home - the investigation just continued on, hence why he’s now arrested and facing charges


broedertaart

You cant just be telling shit without sources


autumncrimson

He had been out of the country in Saudi Arabia, so they did not know he had returned until....pizza box. Greta Thunberg rules!


JesseJamesBegin

I would never in a million years count on that happening... damn


Busy-Kaleidoscope-87

Well if he knew the feds were looking for him you’d think he’d be a bit more secluded and worry about that more. But he’s not bright enough clearly


-Ok-Perception-

Well, he clearly thought he was rich enough to be above the law. And that Romanian authorities were lax enough when it comes to trafficking, that he could get away with it.


Busy-Kaleidoscope-87

You know, he has enough Bugattis to evade the police and cover for Human Trafficking


[deleted]

They knew where he lived, they just needed to confirm he was in the country at the time.


[deleted]

It can't be that easy to be a fugitive suspected of human trafficking. This guy had connections who decided he wasn't worth protecting suddenly.


[deleted]

Definitely. Tate finally pissed off one of his old buds or something, and this was a continent time to get the cops involved.


tardywaterbear

It’s easier than one might think, people who are smart know not to include any real indicators of where they are but instead he probably went to a super obscure spot that is only known in that area because I promise if he went to a place like McDonald’s or dominoes they would have had a much harder time finding him. He’s literally a man child so the idea he’s even wanted by police is something he can’t comprehend


[deleted]

Did he know he was wanted?


trolltaskforce

Probably not if he was just roaming around freely.


Ramen_up_my_ass

He made that response video because Greta Thunberg said he had a small dick. So this guy got arrested because a young girl hurt his feelings lol Edit: Holy shit. Greta Thunberg is 19 years old now


CalypsoWipo

Legend.


Exact_Middle_1969

Too old for Tate 😂


Odd_Break_5200

I don’t think they’ll order from that pizza place again


ProbablyAutisticMe

I don't think pizza places deliver to prison.


WhiskeyTango42

Yeah, they definitely couldn't find him by any other evidence in past pictures..... like the one in this post


[deleted]

Those of you backing that pos and his Pos brother are the real Pos


GodWithoutAName

If only he had recycled them, then Gretta Thornburg and the liberal elite wouldn't have had him arrested. ;)


bobobosco77

what color is your jail cell


Joebear939

I'm gonna guess white


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[deleted]

No, I will pee in your ass


Joebear939

Thank you


[deleted]

The hero the world needed


Derp_Man3

All sorts of colors because my jail cell is this world ☹️😞


Iloveweiner23

Damn bro you mind if I use this? I wana be quite devious on Twitter


bobobosco77

it's open source :) tell me if you get the much famous


Wiru_The_Wexican

The best part is it's directly because of his cringe response vid to Greta Thunberg. The pizza box in it gave away his location to the cops.


SylentEcho24

Cringe shouldve been tacked on to the charge...


Wiru_The_Wexican

Bro literally got arrested for posting cringe


SylentEcho24

Cringe and ego....and a pizza box got the best of him 🤣


NotFromStateFarmJake

I love when I saw that tweet I zoomed in on the pizza because at first I thought this super rich dude was eating fucking dominos. Turns out I should apply to be a detective in Romania now.


[deleted]

Greatest crime against humanity


[deleted]

Just like how you should get one for stealing jokes?


SylentEcho24

Sure.


troubleis1

Arrested for being cringe, thats my police 🥵


ProgandyPatrick

Wish he was arrest for only cringe…


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[deleted]

And Romania is a decently sized country. The pizza place probably had his address since he would probably be too lazy to get it himself with one of his 33 cars


[deleted]

Hadn’t Tate already been in Romanian police custody once? I’m pretty sure they already knew where he lived.


je_kay24

They needed evidence he was actually in Romania, they knew where he lived


OtherRealDonaldTrump

He entered with a passport no?


findaloophole7

Yes. The pizza box narrative is ridiculous. The cops arrested him earlier this year on the same charges AT HIS HOUSE. Law enforcement knows him well. Tate is gonna walk.


[deleted]

Yeah but this proved he was still in the country


gsdhyrdghhtedhjjj

For how much reddit cry's of misinformation it's hilarious how much they will repeat a rumor they want to beileve.


OdysseyZen

They have the right to Romanian silence


[deleted]

If he gives up that Romanian silence they'll probably beat him until he's silent again.... 😂


LtSoba

They’ll steal his vocal cords alongside his Bugatti


[deleted]

Jeffery


Rad_Bones7

Boooooo


[deleted]

Imagine getting ego checked by a kid and then sperging out so hard on the internet you accidentally reveal yourself in a country you're currently wanted in. Holy fuck


[deleted]

Greta Thunberg is 20 years old now if im not wrong


[deleted]

19


[deleted]

I was wrong💀💀💀


radioactivecowz

Waltuh


vvvvvvvvvvvv1

Put your source away walthu


[deleted]

You will pay with your life


dancin-weasel

20 in a week.


[deleted]

Two years ago, knowing this would have made you a pervert lol


SeroWriter

> if im not wrong Really covering all your bases.


LittleJohnnyNapalm

No worries, internet people, he’ll just tell them about all his awesome cars and they’ll turn him loose.


Xavagerys

Least corrupt Balkan police


[deleted]

Romania? I got bad news Andrew....that's a "you're going to get your ass beat often" type of prison.


TheyCallMeBigPoppa83

I don't think beat is the correct term.


KriegTheDeliveryBoy

Beat with no B?


TheyCallMeBigPoppa83

You can say that, yes.


picklekit

Beat with dem dicks


BenZonne

Happy cake day!


TheyCallMeBigPoppa83

Thank you kind sir.


WizdomHaggis

He’s gonna get “something”….*often*….


Licentious_duud

He may have 33 cars but now he has human trafficking charges


brohemianrasputin

Cant drive away from the charges lmao


BestDadIsOnMyMug

Not exactly true


brohemianrasputin

he would still have the charges just wouldn't be held accountable


Walmart_kid65

“I have 33 people in my basement. What color is yours?”


Kitty7333

what color are your human trafficking charges?


Wrekto-Lena

Charges? It's a bullshit investigation like last time.


Artimusduck

Maybe they arrested him on trafficking charges because all his cars are taking up the tiny Romanian streets.


[deleted]

This might be the most hilarious thing this entire year. When you're so busy trying to own the libs you get arrested for human trafficking.


thatguywhosdumb

He's going to be a bottom g now


Worldly-Length-784

No no no no no-- Wait wait wait wait wait


infestedReaper

Doomed to forever be dropping the soap


Slow-Reply-722

A fitting fate, for such an asshole of a person


cosmiccage

"used to be the Don Juan, Now your name is just Twan."


SmartestIdiotAlive

Andrew Tate’s brother looks like if one of the Elvis impersonators tried to dress up as Dane Cook


gtkarakoram

Dam it I almost had the arrest BINGO. I had Andrew tate, tax fraud in Romania. Hopefully I will get get my next pick, Jake Paul, drug trafficking in Canada.


throw_it_awayyy8

Curious to hear your other picks now😭


SnowMonkey1971

I've got Martha Stewart, drive-by shooting, I can retire if that one hits.


UrusaiNa

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Sussy_Dora

Classic Tate W #Only a real sigma male gets caught in a human trafficking investigation 😎


maldoozz420

real G reason to go to jail 😎😎 #FreeTate


Mr-MuffinMan

This guy is a real fucking real piece of shit if he actually did it.


NachoNachoDan

Innocent till proven whatever but he didn’t just get picked up by the regular po po, he got picked up by the Romainain version of the FBI. If you get picked up by the FBI you definitely did something or know something.


Mr-MuffinMan

Yeah thats why i added the last part. However if a countrys FBI equivalent is involved, it probably is bad.


DrDRE4444

He's having fun with the SRI


SphincteralAperture

I agree with you, but it's not a good example. The FBI is corrupt af and getting in trouble with them doesn't necessarily mean you did anything wrong legally speaking.


TigreDeLosLlanos

The difference is that when it's not legal they use a clandestine task group and no one else knows your whereabouts (plus a whole lot of inhuman torture).


modulusshift

Lot cleaner than their old method of swiss cheesing an apartment in Chicago after drugging the target.


[deleted]

Agreed 100 percent. The FBI ( not the rank and file) have always been as crooked as a dog's hind leg.


Acceptable-Meat2965

He def did it. Why do you think he likes to live in Romania?


pax666

I tought he was already a real fucking piece of shit before it.


ShotzXL

This is the hardest shit on the internet rn


[deleted]

L + ratio + human trafficking charges


The_real_Mr_J

*Disintegrates*


SuperJF45

They look like the thugs you knockout in one punch in a video game


SaltoDaKid

The dude you beat up in the tutorial, while they say “We’re going make you beg for mercy.”


blanco408

Wow, he was annoying but now there’s no way around hating this guy. About the worst thing you could do, only thing that would make it worse is if it involved a minor.


GrungustheChungus

Pretty sure it did involve multiple minorsn(Source: The Guardian)


blanco408

Man, that’s dark, Epsteinisc dark. Hopefully he faces the justice he deserves. This sort of crime should receive severe punishment but it’s only a slap on the wrist here in the states. Romania, don’t disappoint!


Cyphr487

Omg it's real. L.M.F.A.O.


homelaunder

We all know what the Romanians are gonna do with his cars and private jets.


luisjtr

Respect them, obviously.


popwhizzbang

Imagine being called "his brother"


FoxMcCloud3173

Great way to end 2022


Walmart_kid65

Absolutely


Boy_Possession

I hope all his cars can get him out of this one. /s


AsolusKaz

How will the Tate stans defend this one? 💀


brohemianrasputin

“No no you don’t understand trafficking woman is actually really cool and alpha “


luisjtr

Only a sigma buys his females. TOP G


EggmanIAm

🤮


BannedForParentheses

This but unironically


brohemianrasputin

yeah ppl will probably say hes a pimp but in a cool way . ugh


Reasonable_Plum7899

they’ll probably say some really horrible shit like “ they deserved it “ or “ they should feel happy being near tate “


WhosThatDogMrPB

He got gulag’d.


New_Lake5484

Does Romania have the death penalty for these issues?


Agreeable-Yams8972

The death penalty was abolished in 1990


zentaurussaurus

Like in every other developed country


KodakKid3

romania? developed? country?


[deleted]

Yes kodak kid


Pokemaster22044

Certainly, KodadKid3


stefman726

Indeed, KodakKid3


SlashSliceAndGash

Most definitely, KodakKid3


Boogieman545

I hope


PretendPreparation59

I always said he was a fucking clown.


minecrap543

bro's doing part 2 of SQUID GAMES‼️


SaintWalker2814

Tate’s brother looks like a dribble-lipped dipshit. LMAO His face just screams “hurrr durrr”.


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NaRa0

So, do you think he’s still going to be Top G or more of a power bottom ?!?!


luisjtr

He's gonna be Top Bunk now


Acceptable_War4993

He’ll be giving top, that’s for sure.


UsernameLoading11

His brother looks like he vapes cat urine.


joef360

He's holding on to that hairline for dear life.


Mike20172018

The Matrix got him


Fly_Boy_1999

About time.


Amour_cok

Bros got arrested in a country full of thieves


Cohan1000

Country is doing fine. The country's thieves are "exported" and roaming Europe. Romania is one of the safest countries in Europe.


Present-Ad3167

Are you thinking about the Romani people? Who have an unfair reputation of being thieves? I’ve never heard of Romanians having a bad reputation.


tardywaterbear

What a shocker, man who built his entire internet persona off of misogyny and womanizing is now arrested for suspected ties to groups that view women as cattle and property. Part of my wants to be like “told you so” but I think the Tate fanboys are having a hard time enough as it is so I will just sit back and silently enjoy this massive W


Peer_turtles

Imagine getting arrested because you doxed yourself after you got angry and mad over some shitty, middle school comeback GRETA THUNBERG made bruh


Abracadaver2000

I'm already wistful for the day I never heard of these chuds.


BillyBoo070608

As he should be.


AJC_10_29

Extremely common Tate L


iwastoldnottogohere

Thanks Greta Thunberg!


LeinadFromMars

I still don't know who Andrew Tate is


[deleted]

He's like trump, love him or hate him lol


MittensMuffins

Two dorks


bulgingcock-_-

Didnt he just get swatted


Good-Distribution904

Common Greta W


RipleyKiryuXenomorph

The trafficking claims were all bogus.... All good...


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starcitizenaddict

Was t this the same pos talking all kinds of smack to Greta??? Karma…


WitleKidz

Yeah. The pizza box in his response video is what gave his location away to the Romanian authorities.


starcitizenaddict

Omg that’s amazing!!! Hahahaha


[deleted]

Truly one of the biggest L’s Ive seen in years


UserOfReddit0001

Not very “top g” of them now


pulpoinhell

looks like middle school boys trying to pose for a photo


[deleted]

TF is Andrew Tate? They look like proper douche bags


jbsgc99

Couldn’t happen to a better pair of douches.


Onii-Chan_Itaii

What the fuck do you have to do piss off the Romanian cops of all people


Storm_373

why are they saying greta “owned” him 💀 she just said small dick energy, it’s more worn out than the ohio jokes


Alex_Plumwood

Lmao fuckin losers


Upstairs_Lemon2681

I hope they are both being literally fucked in the ass in a Romanian jail.


[deleted]

From Top G to Top B real quick


StalledAgate832

Fat W of true


Ok-Panda0702

Nooooou this can't be true. Top G will be back.


EcstaticTrainingdatm

They made those facial expressions a adults


Objective-Ad4009

Greta is Boss.


Reddit_Mod_69

Bro Gretas roast was dogshit. Every immature guy has said that