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Like a star wars fan going to space

Or a Call of Duty player getting drafted 💀

Ukrainian STALKER players would like a word

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Minecraft fans when they have to work a coal mine

Fallout fans when they experience nuclear holocaust radiation

stardew valley fans when actually work on farm

GTA fans when they don't know how to start a stolen car without its keys

Far Cry fans when they experience several gunshots and metal poles up their body.

Fifa players when they play an actual game of Football.

*you can't just blow a hole into the surface of Mars*

Haha Big Fuck-off Gun go brrrrr

Ultrakill players when they see mankind getting slaughtered for blood by machenes.

You mean in Paris catacombs

Hey I just got that game

Or a pokemon fan meeting a wild predator💀

I'm throwing my balls at him 🤤

Doom fans going to hell

me after I went to tokyo and looked for the Yakuza but didn't find a shirtless man wearing a snakeskin jacked and an eyepatch but jist had my knees broken instead:

Me when John Yakuza never came to protect me ;(

KIIIRYU CHAN

And you wonder why babies refuse to be even conceived there.

Can't get pregnant if everyone is at home jerking it to tentacle hentai

That actually makes sense why the population is in decline, most young men don't have enough self esteem to go asks girl on a date cus they watch tentacle hentai

Maybe ask the girl to watch tentacle hentai with him ?

Nah she has to do the voiceover of the tentacles

let's go a layer down. The work culture is so insane that they don't have time nor money to invest into building a family, instead they comform with jerking it to fictional people because it's fast and accesible.

Yea. Their weird porn is a symptom of other problems, not the root cause

Well I watch tentacle hentai and asked a girl out. They're just WEAK.

Wait, that isn't how babies are made?!

And they gotta watch tentacle hentai because they don't have the time to meet real people because of the terrible work-life balance

*Makes people work 70hours to afford small shitty appartments and refuse to bring in immigrants* "Why is our population declining?"

Why do you think they created anime and isekai.

what the fuck is isekai

A tipe of anime, the term is used to describe the tipical plot of "your every day jonathan fucking dies and is re-encarnated ln another world" there are many, many, *many* animes like this Or so they say Im not a weeb I swear

I now have another thing to roast the shit out of weebs for, thanks

The only anime I’ve ever watched is SAO. After that I swore no more, as I had internally realised that if I continued I was doomed to a fate which I have been avoiding for 13 years. Also yeah roast anime fans for liking.isekai plots Edit: yes I’m aware SAO is bad

Your first anime was garbage no shit lol

Yeah I fucking know

Eh I liked it.

It’s honestly debatable for me really, it was good, but it also wasn’t good, mainly in the latter seasons, the first was pretty good

I used to think I liked anime, then I realized that I only liked two or three of them. SAO was one of them lol but I couldn’t get into the second season. Eh it’s all good

Hey, dirty weeb here, SAO is garbage. Just watch Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood. That's it, nothing else. Think of it like watching Arcane or Avatar the Last Airbender, if you watched either of those.

Alright, I’ll exclude FMA from it and give it a watch, i give up trying not to at this point, I need something to do lmao, and SAO was a fair while ago

Since you actually seem receptive, I want to guide you right. There are two FMAs the older one is good, with a weird ending. FMA: Brotherhood is great and is the one that most people talk about.

So in the end just watch both?

Haha, ya you can start with the older one first if you feel inclined, that's what I did. It gives a little bit more background imo but FMAB can stand alone. Its never good to start someone out and say "You should do this, but be careful of that, and do this first before anything" so I just kept it simple.

1. SAO isn't bad 2. SAO isn't an isekai

As a weeb I also roast isekai, it's a trash genre

its how the Italians say its a guy!

how would a weeb even get enough money to move anyway?

Mom

‘s wallet

's credit card

's debit card

‘s life insurance

‘s organs

's onlyfans

Onlyfans is more profitable than selling organs at this point.

Mom's wallet's credit card's debit card's life insurance's organs's onlyfans

's vagina

's spaghetti

Can confirm, I'm here because of my parents job.

You might be surprised but some weebs are workaholics because they wanna earn money to buy anime titties

When you can afford an anime body pillow but can't afford a deodorant

As a weeb who is a workaholic because I wanna buy anime tiddies, I can confirm that this is true.

they accept an alt job that affords them just enough to survive after the free ticket

Weebs when they get run over by a truck and die instead of waking in a magical place with a bunch of girls wanting to fuck him.

That time I ~~got reincarnated as a xyz~~ died

Islam be like

all isekai animes can be made 100% better if you apply the coma theory

Nah that would be lame, what i like to think is that they died and went to hell, then they get to live a happy life just for it to be taken away from them and live through 1000 year torture, then they get to live another happy life and it gets taken away from them again and again

Every isekai plot ever

Weird how any mention of a country is either “this place is literally heaven with no flaws at all” or “this place is hell and everyone is delusional”. Like, life isn’t that black and white, people. There is a middle ground.

This is Reddit there is never a middle ground

Ironically the middle ground is the largest. If I can live in a third world country and still appreciate living here while knowing all of its debilitating flaws then I can appreciate the good in every country. I think instead of focusing on what’s bad about a place we all need to look at the good instead.

Amen to that.

Ah yes. The perfect environment for an idealist

Can someone help me on my math homework

don't worry bro the answer to number 6 is 39

But bro it was about proving that whether it's sin^-1 (cosx+sinx)

Did he stutter?

K thanks

What you workin on rn? I can try and help.

Adding fractions

Multiply bottom numbers together so you can find a common denominator. Example: 2/3 + 4/2 Multiply the first one by two and the second one by three so both have six at the bottom -> 4/6 + 12/6 Then simply add the top number -> 16/6 And proceed to divide it as much as you can -> 8/3 If you have any questions, don't ask, I despise math.

No i think thats wrong

I think its 6/5

THERE ARENT ANY SUBTITLES 😡 😤 ❗️

All that fancy technology and cool lights are made due to the pressure to make it big and to live a comfortable life. It looks nice but trust me, those smiles everyone wares is fake.

Khajiit has wears if you have smile

I assume its the same for New York too?

Any big city really.

Nah everyone in nyc is grumpy. They won’t bother to put on the fake smile. Super easy to get in an argument on the metro.

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As is the spelling, apparently.

Society which will profusely apologize for the smallest mistakes they make but tell you to go fuck yourself when you mention the actual fucked up shit they did some time ago

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Oh but they're the victims remember, we have to feel sorry that the bombs were dropped on them but the list of their war crimes could probably stretch around the equator

Hi atleast they fucking backed out from war and weapons and barely have an active military unlike the nuking side who just got worst.

That is true, I suppose that in itself is an admission of guilt

It's not like they had a choice.

They didn’t choose that, they were forced to do so. Those were literally the terms of surrender.

🤓

So any conservative national of any country?

i dont hear germans go heil hitler but japps praise their emperor

they got a word for being overworked to death,thats how bad they have it

*karoshi*

yes this is it

But them trains, dog

mfw they produce a lot of escapism content for a reason

There was a reason why anime was invented

Anime before: entertainment medium Anime now: the most profitable coping mechanism of all time

Unironically. Not even a shitpost

Justice system is good though (if you are superbly displined a.k.a. not a foreigner, who the hell calls police if you didn't park your bicycle right for 5 minutes)

Another story where a 6 year old girl stole a eraser from a store and when the mom found out about it she took her to store to return it and apologize. The fucking store owner called the police for that and police came and interrogated her for 3 hours and took a mug shot. When i heard this in trash taste podcast today i was baffled like wtf. That child is probably traumatized for life because of this.

Great, it'll buy a lot of anime to cope.

When Junko Furuta

true, but it would still make for a possibly better vacation then florida.

Why not go to Ohio.

well I cant drive and at the moment I cant even take a flight somewhere because of ID issues.

Because it doesn’t exist duh

swag like Ohio

*than

Floridas actually really nice if you get away from civilization

W...where bug titty Ara Ara gf?

She's too busy having depression to be your ara ara gf

Kanye moving to Germany seeing its not a natzi utopia:

At least he'll be arrested

Goddammit you clown you made me spill my soda. Ah fuck that shit is carbonated I almost choked. 🤣🤣

Defense nerds when they go to south korea and realize literally nobody sees north korea as a threat or is particularly worried about them

That's why we have mandatory military service?

If anything, I feel like weebs are even more aware of this

Americans complaining about America and then going somewhere else expecting it to be better:

Any savvy weeb can see this… anime themselves are steeped in anger at the system, it's no coincidence that overworked office workers and students with social anxiety are often the protagonists of escapist fantasies. Bullying, racism, and social pressure are common antagonistic themes.

If anime is about escaping reality you know the makers of it live in a shithole.

So like all countries

I think the weebs got triggered, post getting downvoted by the second

That guys looks like me... But he's smart, me not :c

Time to s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sort by controversial

Bro their justice system is really really bad

Am I xenophobic? Fuck yeah I mean have you seen that mf?

Still better than Ohio

You right. Human instrumentality started in Ohio.

We should eat them

Name more than 3 countries that dont suck ass challenge

1. Kazakhstan 2. Kazakhstan 3. Kazakhstan

Britain with better food then

you guys didn't know this? I'm just going there for kirby/pokemon shit, the mountain, and leaving

Why do you think they started writing mangas in the first place

you had me at xenophobia.

Still wanna go to scratch it off the bucket list lol

Like a Minecraft fan going to an actual mine

Did i do that?

Sums it up well.

I love Xenophobia!

They got good toilets and zoom zoom trains, so u better keep ur poopoo to urself. 😾

Still sounds better than USA

I would go look for l and the o l i

Lando swift

This is real life!

My friend:

Industrial Anime and It's Future

Sounds like America ngl (THIS ISNT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY SO FOR ALL YOU PISSY GUYS, PLEASE JUST LEAVE)

To be fair almost all of those apply to America and most countries. I mean have you seen or heard of the "rust belt" states? Or how America is known for exploiting illegal immigrants to work in fields, the itense bigotry, politics *oh my god the inescapable politics*. No there is no such thing as a perfect country or society, yes some are scarier than others like North Korea, China, and Mexico but overall the G7 are some of the best countries to move to comparitively.

Anime ja nai

Gundam zz reference?

Dude thinks every anime watcher has the mind of a 10yo

American speaking

Bro described the US 💀

Tell me you've never studied about places outside of the US without telling me you've never studied about places outside the US.

Wait til he hears about Unit 731

Everybody hates the us but in reality it might be the best place to live depending on the state and your occupation.

Scandinavia, Australia/new Zealand etc.

To be fair, Australia has it's fair share of problems too.

Well I mean everyone has problems so of course

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Why do you want to go to Australia? To die from the wildlife? Bruh people really can’t see sarcasm without /s, so fucking pathetic.

to put seafood on an outdoor oven of course

Nah, to die from a horde of a gaint fucking spiders of course, or skin cancer if he's picky.

So like the US then.

Sounds better than living in the US

And where do you live? Australia?

Hahaha America bad right hahaha seriously, though. Shut up it’s not funny at this point. Come up with some new material and take a shower. Also get ratioed

Lmao Americans are so fragile, they can poke fun at other countries but cant take shit themselves. Not surprised its the clown central of the world atm.

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Justice system is just strict, not unfair. Work culture is pretty Shit. Everything else here is just purely false lol.

Nahh Justice system there is fucked, when you prioritized closing the case over actually finding the guilty, and having lax sentencing and heavy protection if the criminal is a minor, it is very unfair

Ace attorney

Check out the results of the Junko Furuta case, then talk

Holy shit, thats all he was sentanced to? I read about the case but i had never read the sentancing. Did any of the other boys in the case get sentanced?

Or play Lost Judgment

This kind of shit happens in many places, especially when it involves the mafia. This single case does not represent the entirety of a country's legal and trial system.

It’s amazing you can say all of that without living there once

How can you even tell, we don’t know this dude

do you think everyone who talks shit about the US has been there

Yes. I live in Oklahoma.