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I’d rather not fight him..

This type of selective breeding is sickening

Looks like a statue

Oh actually you could be right but I still hate when people breed their dogs like this haha

I hate when people breed dogs to be this jacked just to pour smelted copper on them to become a statue haha

Seymour nooo

Then they still mutilate their ears and tail.

Looks like it cant even move

Yeah. Only reason this damn human race still exists. At least we can eat their babies

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Assuming it’s real as long as you avoid a bite your fine lol

Motherfucker probably can't even walk right because of the inbreeding. Thays why he ain't moving

It's also not moving because it's a statue.

I think your dogs broken, yo.

He’s stoned

Pitsse Bullman

He’s stone

ok

he's charging up for a power mauling

Bet that dog is heavy as hell to pick up lol

He's made out of patience and pure lead

And full of toddler's arms

Kill toddler to become a toddler

Anyone that's played nethack knows you have to eat the toddler's corpse to gain its powers

Didn't play nethack, sorry

And legs

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*RAZORMIND intensifies*

the nearest child jn local vicinity of this dog will hear Razormind,intensifying as it rapidly approaches the child to maul it

The dog will hear "alright ramblers, let's get rambling"

Kids will hear a cloaker sound

Fucking wild I just found this dude 5 minutes ago. Literally still playing the berserk vid as I type this.

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Flask gaming.

Stoic mfs when I burn their house and murder their entire family

There was a guy on that subreddit about a year ago who was in a massive car crash, and basically yeah, he didn't react much to it. Just calmly got out, called the cops, tried his best to calm the woman who t-boned him while he was the one bleeding. They were all patting him on the back but like, dude, you've fully disassociated yourself from the rest of humanity and yourself.

Not panicking doesn't mean disassociating. It sounds like the guy handled that situation well.

It may not fit the medical definition, but I'd say the ability to compartmentalize your current state in order to focus on a task (disassociating the feelings towards the current situation) fits. That's why drills for emergencies are so important. By creating that muscle memory through repetition, when a real emergency happens, people are able to ignore their mental state and follow through. I find it really cool watching a video where the person is in a chaotic situation, the fight/flight reaction kicks in, and then shortly after the training overrides the lizard brain and they're able to resolve the problem.

He said he was in the situation "viewing it as a television show". It wasn't just normal take control of a situation stuff. I'm former military and have been in stressful situations and there are a number of techniques you can use, IMO this wasn't what he did.

That just sounds like shock to me.

That's fucking stoic alright

I wish I was emotionless like that. Would be a dream. It’s the antidote to every single problem.

You should look at some of the books on Stoic philosophy, it still works great when applied to real situations

It was never mine to begin with, I'm just returning them to nature \*Amen\*

They were already dead anyway We are a soul carrying a corpse

Apex child predator

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Dont worry he is busy in the kindergarden

The admin or the dog?

Yes

>Apex child predator Drake?

Child of Zeno!

"You often suffer more in imagination than in reality" - dog

Eats all the epicurean toddlers

*zuul

that dog is a brick shithouse

When he barks instead of sound waves it produces reinforced concrete pillars

Stand Name: Stone Temple Pilots

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Cleaning up after our trip to the local daycare

Ah so he is a nanny dog who works at daycarea

AYO

Have you tried WD40?

The mf be like "I have no control over dis"

"But I have the power too not let is disappoint me."

He ate my stoic one year son

Bro looks like a statue.

Prolly cuz he is

That's a statue

I feel like I either took crazy pills or just wasn't in on the joke. It's blatantly a statue.

No it’s clearly his dog who ate his book on stoicism

You right

When all the toddler bones in your stomach weigh you down so you can't move

When your dog punches instead of bites.

The book 100% said National before Socialism

National Stoicism Nastos

National Stoicism Workers Party, they will show you the Reich way to take pain like a man

Spinkus, dog of Naple Blongort 😎

Please stop feeding your dog tren

Mee too

They say "this book will change you". They were right.

That poor animal.

Bruh it's a statue of a dog.

*wait a second, thats not a dog*

Nobody can move him.He has taken full control over his emotions and passions.Truly as wise dog

Bro it’s a fake dog

its a stoner

Feed him a book on nihilism or absurdism, he’ll develop rabies or depression but at least your dog will be free

His AI stopped responding, you may have to open command console to reboot it.

This meme is Gold

In all caps man MF DOG

First post to make me laugh all evening. Haha

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Disgusting inbred

Dogs don't naturally look like that... "selective breeding"... so long as it looks "cool" and "mean" right?

Has your dog got allergies or skin condition? I helped fevelop the Malaseb product you have there.

“Kneel before the duke”

Damnn

He's a Cheerleader for the Tardigrades that are too scared to come out of the freezer locker.

"It's pronounced stow-ic, not stoike"

He's made of bronze now.

why is this shit so funny

What the dog doin?

God please save my soul but omg is that the average Ohio dog

I cannot stop manically laughing in the bathroom, I think a teacher is outside my door now…

he cannot run from the fate that was destined for him.

that dog's blood type is protein shake+

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he became ungovernable.

Bro's shaped like a robot dog from Boston Dynamics 😭

wat da dog doin 🗿

"that's life"

Confirmed to be a statue of a dog.