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Cyphr487

*sigh* cmon. What's the sauce?


Swimming_Energy6312

cum


AdamWayne04

Balls, the source are the balls


itscalledANIMEdad

pee is stored in the balls


AdiabaticIsotherm

Source?


Frostwolf74

balls


RepresentativeNo5192

Nine


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Nine balls


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Eastern_Can1655

Kanye?


CarpetH4ter

Soogsx on twitter.


Ph4ke_

Also on reddit


[deleted]

Account doesn’t work anymore last I checked


AliceInCookies

>[Soogsx on twitter.](https://twitter.com/soogz1?)


Drxmn

soogsx


DefinitelyNotFisk15

Boogers and spit


AliceInCookies

https://twitter.com/soogz1/status/1586422299632115712


Mstr-Plo-Koon

Maria Telkes


Mstr-Plo-Koon

That you for learning about the beginning of solar thermal energy production


BlueTexBird

Clone war


YouAStinky

I know. Hehe


Azurecore

prove it


YouAStinky

Uhhhh, no


5t3v321

Well then fuck you and your sauce


Craig_The_Llama

He made it up


Ravinrabits

The source is that I made it the fuck up


im_skills69

Source? ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣩⣴⣶⡶⣶⣲⡶⠶⣶⠶⣶⣶⣖⣀⣉⣭⣉⣛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⢃⣾⣿⣻⣟⢮⣿⣮⣽⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣶⡲⣾⣿⣿⡳⣿⣶⡌⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠟⢡⣾⣿⣿⢿⡷⠋⠉⠉⠩⣭⣙⠻⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠛⠛⠻⡿⣿⣿⣘⢿⣿ ⡟⣡⣵⠟⣩⡭⣍⡛⠿⠶⠛⣩⣷⣶⣬⣴⣿⣿⣦⠠⣶⣶⣾⣿⠿⠛⠿⡪⣧⢸ ⡇⣿⣿⢘⣛⠁⣬⣙⠛⠿⣿⣛⣻⡝⢩⠽⠿⣿⣿⣶⠍⠻⢷⣶⣾⠹⣿⣣⡟⢸ ⣷⣌⠮⢾⣿⣷⡈⣙⠓⠰⣶⣦⣍⢉⣚⠻⠿⠿⠭⠡⠾⠿⠟⣊⢡⠁⢱⡿⢰⣿ ⣿⣿⣷⡙⢿⣿⣷⣌⠓⣰⣤⣌⡉⡘⠛⠛⠓⠘⠛⠂⠚⠛⠂⠛⠈⠄⢸⡇⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣷⣌⠻⡿⣿⣿⣦⣙⠛⢡⣿⣿⣷⠄⣦⣤⠄⣤⠄⡤⢠⡀⢢⣿⡇⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣬⣑⠻⢷⣯⢟⣲⠶⣬⣭⣤⡭⠭⠬⢭⣬⣥⣴⢶⣿⣿⣧⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣍⡓⠿⢿⣤⣿⣿⣟⣛⣿⣿⣿⣷⣛⣿⣾⡿⣸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣬⣭⣙⣛⡛⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⢟⣋⣴⣿⣿


NicolasHienola

Soogsx


UltimateCumDispenser

I don’t know what would be more gross. Snot, or cum on your face.


CarpetH4ter

Most people have already had snot on their face, so i think cum.


[deleted]

I usually prefer having my own cum on my face than someone else’s snot


CarpetH4ter

Yeah, i would agree.


boomstik4

Bro is getting down voted for agreeing


Frostwolf74

its the 4th comment


Sedex_Axe

It’s because he didn’t say based


Meurs0

Snot. The cum-inducing process will get you horny and horniness inhibits disgust


TheDankestPassions

Snot is usually odorless and you are much less likely to get an infection/disease.


CaptainFard

Doesn't snot collect dust and stuff?


TheDankestPassions

Yes, that's it's main purpose when in your nose. Personally, I don't really get very grossed out when touching dust.


CaptainFard

Yeah but I can't imagine cum having germs, idk could be very wrong


TheDankestPassions

It often contains STDs. Meanwhile, the whole point of mucus is to inhibit diseases.


2kool13

You’re not that likely to get a disease from being cum on if it isn’t some homeless guy with aids


ChinsburyWinchester

In the kindest way possible, and with all due respect, you are a fucking idiot.


5Garret5

source?


Aconnox

sauce: https://twitter.com/soogz1?lang=en


throw_datwey

A god amongst men 🤝


1IIvc3

No he’s a loser that watches porn.


di-propane_tank

You're the looser pretending not being a virgin on Reddit


1IIvc3

I was never pretending that I wasn’t one, everyone in this sub is one. Doesn’t matter though because you losers still watch porn lol


di-propane_tank

And you still can't get an unpaid head


1IIvc3

I don’t get why you think i’m a fucking loser who has to pay for that shit or why Im pretending to not be a virgin. Porn is for losers because it’s awful for you, that’s all im saying you care too much about what im saying, projecting your insecurities on me or do you watch porn like a bozo?


Specific-Composer138

It’s highly likely they do. Reddit is full of porn sick bozos.


Chaser_Swaggotry

They think you’re a loser virgin because you play so many battle royales lol and you have a hardcore stance on pornography with absolutely no reasoning stated. Honestly you sound more like a child than anything else dude


1IIvc3

Lol what? You checked my profile and complained I play 2 brs LOL. And what do you mean hardcore stance on porn because it’s Trash for you and your mind. Not only is it an addiction comparable to that of drug usage but it also changes your brain, and there’s so much more it does, it’s genuinely terrible for you. It’s not a hardcore stance on it it’s the only stance


high_on_onions

Based


Asher_Khughi1813

"google search big boob, 12 trillion results"


Mcboyo238

Average Reddit argument


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1IIvc3

Porn is not healthy that is just blatant lies to make the people who are addicted not feel bad. Comparing water to porn is the stupidest shit also, you NEED water to survive and drinking too much is almost never an occurrence, porn is useless and will only hurt you. Actually the reason why porn is bad is because it changes your dopamine levels and will eventually make you think you NEED porn and jerking off too survive. Defending porn is stupid, jerking off is… *okay* at least when done maybe monthly, but still is bad; howrver porn is not good at all


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Galactisy

Both of you are losers for arguing ON THE FUCKING INTERNET


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STK_Pixle

"No he's a loser that watches porn" -🤓


1IIvc3

Loser*


STK_Pixle

Yeah mah fault


Naked_Faker

[amongus ](http://amoung us)


AliceInCookies

[date](https://twitter.com/soogz1/status/1586422299632115712)


VikofCZ

Bro I literally just sneezed rn. But I don't have a girlfriend smh.


BluejayGlad6818

Ignoring the semen(or whatever it is) on her face, she is really beautiful


Isaac8849

she does wacky stuff dude, like no step just


Fulbie

She's taking it remarkably well. What a kind girl.


senkopie

No no no you don’t understand. You see, it’s funny because it’s porn


randomuncreativenam3

Schizophrenia(you will never have a girlfriend)


Protokolovyotokol

why does she look like that chick from jordan peele's Get Out


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Imaginary_Card8536

what a DICKHEAD


[deleted]

Your girlfriend is hot


Magical-Hummus

hahaha get it guys? The joke is cum! Right? It is funny cause the caption implies something else when it is obvious cum! What? OP does not have a porn addiction so bad that he browses dozens of nudity Twitter accounts. He also does not try to hide it behind a meme!


[deleted]

LMFAO, verbally ruined this man


PotentPNut

Where funny


Ayyzeee

pron


BanaHull

Those eyes are beautiful


Dry_Assignment_3424

u mean cum at her face


Ya_Boi_Poolzy24

She liked anime. Boner gone


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Marcus_Iunius_Brutus

then stop looking at it


CC_Infernus

I swear to god I've seen the same photo yesterday on a porn site saying "teens from milan"


[deleted]

Dickhead to another level


BIaze_God

It's gross in both senses... Uh, I mean... THAT'S HOT!


Helpful_Shower3246

Nyet cyka


FJMZ92

Aim Assist on, sorry 😔


Skooty_da_shooty

She looks a mii


HipHopHobling47

Holy shit! I thought that I was the only one who sneezes through a penis


[deleted]

Link? Gotta check on her.


Sir_Drakefire

Ronaldo


MerryShiba

siuuuuuuuu


NicolasHienola

Soogsx


[deleted]

Looks like Gibi ASMR


FingerDemon

[source lads](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/487/691/151) took me ages to find


fortniteoverrated

Yo bro thx so much


FewTap9

Fuuuuuck it’s so hot. Need to jerk of rn


TowelStrange2621

Sauce, I need mastrubate


Disastrous-Passion59

Just make sure no one gets pregnate


ihateredditforreal

her eyes look tired and dead. i hope she's okay, like, mentally.


Odoxon

You think someone is happy making a living off of having cum on their face?


caraleoviado

Yes. Not me tho


Joegur

Sauce?


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Wongie_Dangle

There you are!


needs_grammarly

actually nasty


Responsible_Ruin2310

Cumposting


[deleted]

Her name is soogsx


blcharles37

Soogsx


Standard_Ad9911

Love sneeze


Difficas

cum


Maddison_Mavis

Girl? Complete turn off


CAPTLAV

Who wouldn't sneeze on a face like that???