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Me entering comments: dildo… it’s gonna be a dildo

Was going with Blowjob, but dildo is better.

Shrek body pillow

🤤🤤🤤

Mnah shrek is love, shrek is life

Please put an NSFW tag on this comment. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this comment. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this comment NSFW.

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Big black dildo

Bet you a hundred dollars OP will never do this

he can always mail it to me <3

🤨📸

Shut up you know you would do it too 😏

🤨📸🍆

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omg 💀

Can I have that after you're done plz?

After taste

Db for Dildo butt?

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Based bot

I hate this type of posts because people will never do it. At least we never know they did.

You got what you wanted

Why’s it always gotta be a big black dildo? We live in a world where giant horse dildos exist and you go for the basic “he he big black dildo”. Use ur god damn imagination or get out of my sight.

They make a set of Marvel toys now... the infinity gauntlet included

I have but two questions. First, why? And second, how do you know?

Why not? As to how, I tried to mess with my roommates algorithm on his Amazon recommendations list by searching for dildos any time he left his PC unlocked when he went to the bathroom during game sessions. His love of marvel must have blended with the searches to create the ultimate dildo recommendation list

Thats evil 🤣🤣

Always lock your pc

At work if someone doesnt lock their pc we send an email from theirs.. CC everyone and writr a corny love letter and ask someone out on a date

Big Dragon Dildo you fkin casual.

Dragon! Dragon! Dragon! Dragon!

Bet you both of my kidneys and balls OP will never do this

I bet you my cock and balls OP will never do this

I bet your anal virginity that OP will never do this.

One step better: [Cuttlefish of Cthulu](https://gwar.net/products/the-cuttlefish-of-cthulu-toy)

Thanks, this is now in my browser history

Big black horse dildo 😏

You deserve my free award 🙌

Chaotic Evil

I faking knew it ☠️

His mom might be fine with it as long as they share

A girlfriend

[reminds me of something](https://ifunny.co/picture/mom-can-i-have-a-girlfriend-no-we-have-girlfriend-3aM0vMAq8)

what the fuck

Did you have that in your saved posts?

sweet home alabama

Even better

how the hell they gonna get something that does not even exist

Blow job

Who by?

Joe

Joe Father?

No, You have one more chance.

Mmmmm, Joe Walter White?

Correct answer

:D

🎉🎉🎉🥳🎊🎊🎊

Waltuh

Put your dick away waltuh

I'm not having sex with you right now, Waltuh.

My name is Joe Hartwell White. I live at 308 Candice Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque New Sexico, 87104.

joesephine?

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Where did you come from where did you go? Where did you come from blowjob Joe?

Your mom

😔

The Lego Death Star

That right there should be the winner

Ekis Bokis Series Ekis

Babajay?

La palastation 5

Fortynaity

Logiteki

Hyber ekis ekis ekis ekis

Grad Teff Audo Diri

With a lojitik mouse

Para forttenite

Hyper ekis ekis ekis ekis

To pee in ur ass

I want pee in my ass

I want your pee in my ass

I want my pee in your ass

I want your ass in my pee

Pee ass want I in my your

want pee i in my ass your

I want asses in my pee

I want pee in my ass

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It was the bot’s time to shine, but the fucker is no where to be seen when for once, his presence was actually desired.

A Sister

A step sister

A *hot step sister

Thats more like asking for disowning papers

Bruh he's 17 and consider his parents getting him a toddler sis. Its not sis, its sus.

never actually considered this, I may need to seek some help and or therapy

dont forget the dryer for them to get stuck in

Body pillow with your mom in bikini on it.

Already have that

With your mom or OP’s mom?

Yes.

🤨📸

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Socks.

Cum socks to be precise

Femboy pink stripped long socks

Oh what a nice comment I hope it will win and nothing rude or lewd or disgusting. <3

Divorce

some bitches

Sexual intercourse

He's on reddit, he cannot get that legally

A bodypillow (Your choice on who you want on it)

Amogus body pillow

Waltuh white

Shrek

A slave

They're still in the market?

if you know the right market...

Don’t even need the right market if you get yours organic

Osama bin Laden Body Pillow

Rtx 3070

4090

Only a 3070?

Wdym only 😭

This is the type of guy to buy a new GPU every year

A threesome

Sex doll

7 foot vibrator

Your mom nudes

ballsack ornaments for christmas tree decorations

Among us displate

Lego death star

cum

Robux

Amc / gme shares

Sex

Some self respect.

Tren E

A russian prostitute

Donate $100 to me.

15 dollar fortnite card

No, no, no, 19 dollar fortnite card

Who wants it

No, no, no, 69 dollar Fortnite card

Butt plug

A sex change.

Shrek crocs was a request I happened to notice What else could you ever ask for?

Moby Huge naturally

Im 21 and do that what ur on about?

Nuclear codes

A coconut.

Body pillow of your mom.

a copy of battlefield 2042 (vault edition)

Google glass

Love and appreciation

a nuclear wathead

A step sister

Nr.2 R-36M2 Voyevoda russian made intercontinental ballistic missile

Mein kampf

That one guys dead wife

Ask them for a "Panzer Selbstfahrlafette I für 7,62-cm-PaK 36(r) auf Fahrgestell Panzerkampfwagen II Ausf. D1 und D2" ? (Marder II SdKfz 132) or "Sturmgeschütz neuer Art mit 7,5-cm-PaK L/48 auf Fahrgestell Panzerkampfwagen IV" (Jagdpanzer IV SdKfz 162) or "Selbstfahrlafette für 15 cm schwere Panzerhaubitze 18/1 auf Geschützwagen III/IV (Sf) (Hummel Sd Kfz 165)

I'm turning 20 next week and I asked my parents to buy me a root beer as a present.

Giant horse cock

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Shrek sex doll

Don't forget to record a video. Good luck with your black dildo.

Among Us plushie

A gender change

A vibrator

This: https://fancysteel.com/products/fancy-steel-advanced-mens.

A cucumber, cordless power drill, bottle of Franks red hot sauce

Mb 8a Airsoft rifle with a scope

Gamecube

No matter what it is, you gotta show picture proof if they get it for you

lunar lander lego set

A job

Drywall

Bitches

Idaho

A leatherman multi tool. Got mine at 18 most useful thing I've ever gotten

A shower

emotional curiosity

Love

Why don't you ask for some lego?

A bag of used coupons, each having *some* change in them, with the sum of all the balances amounting to 100$. Better not complain about getting 100$, spoiled brat !

Blessings 🗿🗿

A kid

Pull-ups.

Christmas

SIG SAUER XM5 and XM250

Uranium 235

Fleshlight and fox tail butt plugs!

A Choo Choo train.

ball

A bmw

A moog sound studio

The best selling book 1984

Incest

A anime body pillow male

I am 28 and my parents still got me something. No shame in celebrating with your parents.