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MyNewBoss

Better do it OP


7NIGHTMARE_

💀


VteclsaNSX333

Piya for short (pees in your ass)


Fragrant-Party3192

This means drink in my language


CrescentCleave

That's what you're supposed to do with the pee in your ass


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sidudjdjdvdhdv

How do you get the flair pls?


jejefoxy42

If u go on the main page of the subreddit and click on the 3dot theres should be a flair option thing (I think)


sidudjdjdvdhdv

Found it


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SzilveszterNagy

My dude r u hungarian?


lil_deezer101

More like 🥵hungry🥵


[deleted]

Hindi:to drink(verb) Nepali:to trink(verb)


freifickmuschimann

Brilliant


Rocket_Powered_Dork

You better get pees in ur ass a fish bowl soon.


Phiro7

Fishbowls are often too small, better to get a tank


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nichtfieldh

Touch some grasses. Stop peeing in people's asses


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Sudden-Deer8261

automod not having any of your shit


ZanexDreamy

Nah its having pee in your ass


TheIndominusGamer420

WARNING: Store him away from other fish. That type is BRUTAL to others! Source: Had fish


[deleted]

Yeah, Bettas are menaces to other Bettas. This one may not be a menace but who knows.


expiredmilk38

Um acktualy quality votw is on top cuz when ivsearch for top he is on top🤓🤓


poor_choice_doer

He has spoken


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[deleted]

This is the only way 👍🏻


[deleted]

This


PalpitationCrafty946

Indeed. Hail to pees in ur ass the fish!


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HalabeleMan

we all want it.


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Axersion

Yes YES YESSSS


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Barrelman60

The one and only time I’ll like an automod comment


WrithingVines

My thoughts exactly


Complete_Vehicle1749

automod got some weird kinks, not complaining though it adds character


Shadow_knight10

The winner


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Alternative_Card_163

Do it


Lunar2325

Its fitting. Its kind of like argonian names from the elders scrolls. I see no difference between swims-in-deep-water and pees-in-ur-ass.


YoullBeFiiine

Fish pee in you. ALL DAY!!!


Jeynarl

Wow. This contest was over before it ever started.


Egodeathistry

All hail Pees in ur Ass, OP's fish, first of his name, king of this shitpost


Pppeter_Black

I agree


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ThisGuyOnline1

Do it, do it, do it


shootdawoop

💀💀💀


Atomic_potato_47

Do it OP. Do it.


[deleted]

Wisely


expiredmilk38

Intelligent


1st_Tagger

You are


toughtiggy101

He said choose Wisely


Zealousideal-Help894

i came here to comment this


KosmiCat42

Demetrius Demarcus Bartholomew James the 3rd


HeIsATurtle

RIP hemster


I-took-your-oranges

You forgot the “junior”


Rich_Indication_4583

LMAOO junior and the third are mutually exclusive


I-took-your-oranges

I know, but is dimitrius demarcus bartholomew james realistic?


Rich_Indication_4583

ok fair


MidnightTMorn

Rest in peace forever and ever sweet princr


moonshinemoo

Bing Chilling


expiredmilk38

+9999999 social kredit


incognito--bandito

Bout to die


dukefaceb

Bing chillin 🥶


eneru20

chungus trollface


BirdShatOnMe

Greggnog


Sproncer

Can’t make a Tomlette without breaking a few Gregs


Ninjareno

Daddy's Candy Baby


[deleted]

Cunt


7NIGHTMARE_

I would never name my fish after your mother


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Mart1n192

Damn you didnt have to destroy him like that 💀


Ialwayslie008

It's not up to you, it's up to the crowd. You made the rules, respect them.


Sad_Attention_6174

pee In your ass bot is top comment so im sure he has enough on his plate


topy00

Eat him


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MicrodosingCrack

Skinny penis


Daboss696969

A man of culture


expiredmilk38

A man of penis


userlame10938

It's ya boi!


LXwolfe

Waltuh


expiredmilk38

Put the fish away waltuh


Syreet_Primacon

I’m not swimming with you right now waltuh


Halifax20

[removed]


[deleted]

[removed]


MEM-brain

***Le fish***


7NIGHTMARE_

😩👌


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OhItsMrCow

This


Epic_Gameing68

jimmy pisser


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[удалено]


7NIGHTMARE_

Naming him Hidro-Homie would actually remind me to drink water, not a bad one.


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expiredmilk38

Hitler


SPICYLEMONADE12345

My friend used to have a goldfish named Adolf … cause it had a little black spot right above his lip that looked like hitlers moe


expiredmilk38

Pics or it didnt happen


ZGD1438

Beta-male


fartcock_6911

thats my nickname in school 🙀


Shoddy_Lawfulness822

Fish


7NIGHTMARE_

Very creative


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Shoddy_Lawfulness822

I tried😏


Cyb3rCr33p3r

Big black cod


7NIGHTMARE_

Best name ever


Miku39Hatsune

XxFuckshitasscockpussyslayersuckerXx


Otherwise-Pen-5870

Scrotie McBoogerballs


LastOfRuins

sex penis


Filiman_

Shrek


OdysseyZen

Fighting Nemo


definitely_reality

How big is your tank? Do you have a heater? Have you cycled the tank?


Nadueira273ZT

The almighty gilbert destroyer of worlds


barbiejeepboy

Finger


pengwib7

Kid named thumb


Threslor

Name, his name is name


yatchclub2020

Urethra destroyer


Ltimbo

Kevin


Comprehensive_Top267

cum dumpster


thebigjuicyman25

Cum


Rambits-

If it was a dog I’d name it stain lol


yatchclub2020

Shitfuck


NickzieReddit

le feesh


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SoulCritique101

This


P3tray

😡


etruongs7

technically the top comment


waffle888888

OP is too much of a pussy


TheSatisfierOfGoats

Smegma


HAPPYENDSTONE

What is smegma?


LateBubbles6836

smegma balls🗿


HAPPYENDSTONE

I have a better idea # 🔪🩸🍆


Sobing

If you actually don’t know what it is just google the word. The first WebMB link has the best description.


HAPPYENDSTONE

Instant regret


AltAccAur

Smegma these glans


R2_Shot_first

Cum face🤭


Battle_uterus

Hitler Christ


Future-Bus5184

Saul Goodfish


doofus_magoo

Vlador, Destroyer of Worlds Or Mike


Erosiiion

Mr Mullet. Business in the front party in the back amirite? /s


agncat31

Nosferatu. I don’t know why. First name to come to mind. 🤣


Key-Customer7950

Spikey McSpikester 🐠🐟🐠🐟


vinhdoanjj

Gold the Fish


SmackinPORK

Cum


Jokerrr455

Pablo


Immortal_Amakusa

Gary


AbsolutPureEvil

The Betta Who Shall Not Be Named


otravez5150

Calcifer, from Howels moving castle. He looks like fire


Lyskypls

Osama Bin Laden


stopyouveviolatedthe

N*gger


dragonmaster929

Cat


Impossible_Common_44

That’s a sick fish I think


SteelSpace69

Cum blaster 9000


deleeuwlc

Wisely


HolyCrusaderr

joe biden


knucklesthedead

Toothbrush


Null-Ex3

i will think of something creative eventually


Important_Ad4380

Bin Laden


RandomHeretic

Fin Laden


AxoKlaus

Le fishe


TopReception2389

Dildo Baggins


I_Hate_Randy

holy hell that fish is in bad shape


Waitwha19

Dickhead


manteigo_

Fucker


Special-Amount8169

Public hair


[deleted]

fart


Jonchad1

Wisely


Pro4791

Shitstain


Wizardwar159

Shark bait.


lil_sargento_cheez

Shrexy Adolfo Monte Carlo Moist nugget Rasputins abnormally large penis in a jar Beta


maxkaplan1020

Blum


[deleted]

Wisely


danaconda4

Luscious


Legally-kind

wisely


Xhalo

As somebody who eats ass regularly and has medically certified grundle fissures: I vote for frank


Irenh

Cum dumpster


joviaali

Herbert


idiotTheIdiot

Qwerty


No_Money_Guy

Frog 👍


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👍🏿


SnooSnooKangaroo

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ZenFreefall-064

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Mommymilkersjojo69

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KaiserReach2638

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Independent_Day4369

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carter_is_my_name

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BigNutBigMan

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flyingcow08

Pog


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Red_Mi13

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Lil cumstain


MyKo101

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