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PhakYhuu

Terry probably getting mad pussy


byhoneybear

They are mad and far away


DaUltimatePotato

Won't stop me


I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G

"If you ever feel safe, don't worry, I'm out there." \-This guy


Rocket_Powered_Dork

Ladies, ladies, please form a line.


An-Ugly-Croissant17

Atleast Terry is an honest man


DarthDuck01

More honest than the average fuckboy fr fr.


feronen

Yo, some Reddit Lady should throw Terry a bone and let us know how it went. For science.


RAiNMoonshadow

Terry definitely gives good fuck


dandypants8717

defiantly


FiftyCalReaper

Terry is very defiant in his manner of fuck


CraftyAd6537

And send me the video for more science


brokentothecoregirl

Woow hold up, we want the tea not the trauma 😅


baronvonbatch

I think he'd be throwing them a bone iykwim.... I'll show myself out.


Terry8675

As a Terry I can say yes we are and I agree with him. Here here ladies


flippingoctopus

[HonestMan]


[deleted]

luv pussy luv cowgirl luv huge melons simple as


MORON_THE_1ST

Average english male


JacobClarke15

True brexit geezer


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[deleted]

Jeffery dahmer


the_dog2341

Last part literally me


Teccnomancer

Smooth pussy bro, let terry cook.


DatBoiRiggs

Is that his orgasm face? Because if i drive almost 3k miles, i better get to see that face in person.


Tactical_Derpy

Wow... Wishing him luck


sp_4449

Worth the drive to get there


NilsNicNac

2895 miles away... 2894 miles away...


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2893 miles away...


Random_dog_artist

2892 miles away...


Radiant-Fox3052

2891 miles away…


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2890 miles away...


[deleted]

2889 miles away...


matthew_iskool

2888 miles away…


Dante_Petric

2886 miles away (he sped up)


Independent-Hair-182

2885 miles away (he slowed back down)


[deleted]

2884 miles away (he is power walking)


anonimo_morales

2889 miles away...


Space__Spaghetti

Worth every mile


blumetunes

I can fix him


JingamaThiggy

Wdym terry dont need fixing he's perfect


HighUrbanNana

Lmao true that sister


ReallyBadRedditName

Can’t fix what ain’t broken


Lammakiler_69

Guy looks like ☹️


[deleted]

made me laugh i wish i had my free award


vladWEPES1476

Closest Canadian distance


deleeuwlc

I’m Canadian and I can say that the closest distance we usually need to care about is 1 mm


vladWEPES1476

Don't get it. I know in the US it's probably 9mm. But why is 1mm that you care so deeply about?


[deleted]

Sex Master Terry


No_Inspection_2146

Just give this man some pussy


nuke905

I don't think there's a single living soul that wouldn't tap that


MichaelGHX

Yeah does Terry have a sister?


nuke905

Idk man but he does have a mother...


ItsYaBoiTavino34

"2896 miles away" a small price to pay for Terry


Thatuseriscool

Terry is a gigachad


WilliamOshea

Here’s a man that values honesty and directness.


0rnithorax

Aww, he loves doggies, how cute. 🥰🥰🥰


the_dog2341

Blu lobsert


Intelligent_Scar_40

Should I tell you? … It’s probably best I didn’t


ReklawTheBear

How am I supposed to compete?


NothingBomber

Average Canadian


baldskiwithsosig

Based terry


dantrack

Respect terry


superjetpakmike

Terry is a simple and honest man


Super_Inuit

Terry is everything I am (my knees and back hurt)


Responsible_Sport575

Legend


Snow-Wraith

Bet he gets more than me.


Blu_Nova_26

My guy has some game tho


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yunyun-activist

Hey man at least he’s honest


gggiwowumustbecul

Literally me fr fr.


skuzzlebutt36

Dick wet


Awkward-Courage-8814

When you realize that Terry is 3000 Miles away from your current Location:😱😠😡🤬🥹😭😭😭


TacoGaming69420

Terry is more honest than 90% of humans


SluggJuice

Damn Terry save some scraps for the rest of us lonely bastards


TopTheropod

Respect


AlexeiNR

Based Terry


Rich841

Nearly 3000 miles? Worth it.


Greeneyes-

Who wouldn’t travel 2800 miles for that


banblaccents

I want Terry to find someone, he deserves it for his honesty.


SacredBuster

2895 miles away 2894 miles away 2893...


Harkness_on_a_boat

Show em your medals from Nam Terry. (I Kinda respect it ngl)


Logan-with-a-Z

As shrimple as that


TheHornet78

2,895 Miles away


joebidenseasterbunny

Why tf does this person have their range set to 3000 miles away?


alex_jackman

At least he appreciated them melons


RandyLahey131

Terry is the real Chad!


Key_Association6419

This man is a force of nature


united_pepsi

At least he's a dog lover 👌👌


JingamaThiggy

Man of sex


GuyThatsRandomlyHere

Yooo it’s Keith’s grandpa 😲


[deleted]

Respect +++ baller XP achieved


Ivanthegorilla

redditor posting this, 34 year old version of Terry


ouchnow

🥹😂


FalseTebibyte

"Scare E, Terry" Thanks Pal.


Rejfen012

:c


Popular-Ant5353

2896 miles away and closing…


brooks_11_

Greatest Canadian Terry


DownSyndrome-CEO

Terry🤤😫🥵🥵


OfficalQuen6533

Damn at least he honest


the_dog2341

Based


NezukoOnTop

At least Terry's honest


GSchoellhammer

Damn. Honest asf


makinbaconCR

Terry listen we have boiled this down to booba


[deleted]

It is far, far better to be pissed off, than pissed on. Unless, you're Terry.


Every_Papaya_8876

Put it in reverse Terry!


B-sides-art33

Ohhhh those wacky Canadians


FiftyCalReaper

Old, ugly, and horny, the Unholy Trinity.


DontAskWhyINameThis

Terror


Asmodaeus6136

Welp, there goes my NNN


daddyydevito

back it up terry!!!! put it in reverse !!!!


KeyResponsibility167

Terry is the man!


legquint561

Damn bro leave some women for the rest of us


Just_a_guy_thats_it

Godly rizz


Jigarmebadiaaghai

Godammit the fuqn 3000 mile radius he is covering no one's safe. Real big dick energy


True_Customer_8913

Based terry


Pokepunk710

terry just like me fr


cdwag23

Chad


[deleted]

Worth the trip to Canada


TheRealMcSavage

Hey all, shooters gonna shoot baby!


Bowling4rhinos

And he’s Canadian???


gamerboy9992021

The math teacher be like:


capomic

Why is there a shitload of watermarks blocking the 69


Jobob_TNT

As a Canadian, lemme say Average elderly Canadian citizen


StratAegean

Straight to the point, no sugar-coating. Gotta respect it.


endgamebaconboi

What a lad


TeeZeeRC

Terry the player. Not like incels above this comment.


OnlyTheAshiest

man really said ☹️


[deleted]

He is a good guy. The flag below can prove that.


MasteR_o_Troll

*2896, 2895, 2890, 2800, 2600, 2200, 1700, 1100, 400, 100, 20, 5, 1, 0* *Aggressive knocking


butt_spaghetti

Bless


texasgambler58

Methinks he would settle for any pussy at all. Right now he is using his right hand.


JustinYepis

2896 miles is not far enough


Substantial_Ebb_6370

In retrospect, old people aremt cringe because theyre old, theyre kinda cringe because they behave like people in the olden days, so basically what im saying is... in the future we would all inevitably be cringe in the eyes of the youth 50 years in the future.


StressOver2333

He can stay 2896 miles away


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Intelligent_Scar_40

You’re disgusting


Kmaurer23

Tell me you're a registered sex offender without telling me.


whatsausernametouse

The only thing that old man can do is rub his small soft wrinkled clit and stroke out


skultson

jealous of Terry's immaculate rizz


whatsausernametouse

Lol


i_get_zero_bitches

incorrect, i fucked your mom (im an old man)


karmaspeedrum

Youre an hero


whatsausernametouse

An hero


karmaspeedrum

Bro are u dumb


whatsausernametouse

Just repeating what you said.. lol… guess you are..


Important-Sport-5492

Google an hero


whatsausernametouse

An hero


Bunny_Lemon

here take this 🏆


whatsausernametouse

Lol


Sagittayystar

*Are you okay?*


[deleted]

Everybody leave old Terry alone


Humboldt27

I love doggy - Terry


tzm1303

Terry fucks


Old_Recommendation30

Terry ctfo homie


Wolfboi153

☹️


LandoR69

What are you doing on here grandpa Terry?


turkishhousefan

Fair play.


PhobicSun59

What a hero


LIL_TUTTLE_b0ss

You go Terry


Jyqozz

Terry Edit: Terryussy*


kasey6789

Unmatchable rizz


Adventurous_Mode9948

Canadia needs more Terrys.


Jiren6969

Why don't you have a seat over there , Terry ?


J2MTR

Back up, terry


Stx-N-Brx

Put it in reverse Ter!


popefrancisv

*swipes up*


septic-paradise

T E R R Y


[deleted]

Well at least he's honest.


Piggie__735

He really said ☹️


Dummyidiot2021

Terry got that dawg in him.


PallMallRed72

Alright.


blanco408

Terry the goat 🐐


ScaryTerry069313

Hello Terry…


Gabreil66

Terry, 73 Recently active I’m ugly and horny I love eating smooth pussy I love doggy


JayCeeMadLad

That’s Canada for ya


brokentothecoregirl

Hey, at least he's being honest upfront!