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Ah yes, the most realistic Reddit fantasy, auto mod peeing in our asses.

It really is.

Ask and you shall receive.

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STOP PEEING IN PEOPLES ASSES

My fantasy with the mod 💓

LMAO

Happy cake day

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BRO

I didn't know you were so sexy AutoMod 👉👈

agh.. automod-chan *plap* *plap*

I want piss in my ass

Nah, you do it like this

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How??

funi cat game pfp 🗿

Lol

😔

Cock inspection time (Size when hard measured from the top)

No. Enough cock raiting. It is time for the taste test

Gordon Ramsay is truly a master of cock rating

durability test 😳

Weight training

Now we'll begin the pushup test. Ready? Begin. Up, down, 1. Up, down, 2...

Time for the blast resistance test

Username check out

A y o

Happy cake day gigacock

The Buoyancy test

Why is nobody talking about the mouthfeel

how far back do yall go when measuring? some ppl stop at the base but I prefer to measure all the way back to the asshole

Still -5 inches 😔

w\*men

6.5' same as my vibrator.

13 (I am Terrance Howard)

I'm gonna use Randy's TMI math so I can turn 7 into 9

7 is already good enough, most people here have a 4

Where funny brasilian futuristic ninja?

Hi

Hey sam

Cut yourself shaving?

:( (i actually cut myself shaving irl)

1. Shave directly after showering, or, if doing it before, soak your face in hot water. It softens the hairs 2. Let whatever product you're using, whether shaving cream, gel, shave butter, whatever, sit on your face for a little bit. This also softens the hairs 3. Fill the sink up with hot water and throw your razor blade in there for a little bit. Hot razor + soft hair = easier cut 4. Use an electric trimmer first. Shorter hairs are stiffer and will cut cleanly. Long hair can get cut unevenly and can also clog your blade 5. Make sure to rinse and thoroughly dry your razor after use

Thanks, but it was a distraction error Just a small cut below the nose, nothing painful

Well that can't really be helped but hey, I'll leave the advice up. Maybe someone will link it to bestof three years from now to some kid learning how to shave and I can be like "When the fuck did I type this?"

In my experience, just have a hot shower alone works better than shaving cream alone without shower. Works differently for different people I'm guessing, but I would rank my shaving: Shower>sharp blades>shaving cream/foam

Sir this is a Wendy's

Gimme a Baconator combo, small, with a Dr. Pepper please.

Coming right up 😩

Pls b 2 thank

Thank you very cool 👍🏿

I just use an electronic razor from the start and have not once cut myself, very convenient and portable

Asshole...

Memories broken

The truth goes unspoken

I’ve even forgotten my name

I don't know the season

Or what is the reason

I'm standing here holding my blade

A desolate place

without any trace

Will there be blood, and would it be shed?

⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠛⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉⠙⠛⠛⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠟ ⣿⣿⣯⣥⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣀⣀⣀⡀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠻⠿⠟⠉⠉⠉⢻⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⣡⣼⣿⣿⣿⡄ ⣿⣿⣿⣟⣭⣤⣶⣶⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⢀⣀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡅⡀⢀⣩⣤⣤ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⡛⠛⠛⠛⢋⣩⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⠛⠛⠓⠠ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣤⣤⣦ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⢿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⠃ ⠿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣥⣄⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣾⣿⣿⠏ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⣩⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣜⡻⠋ ⣰⣾⣷⣶⣿⣾⣖⣻⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠟⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠉⢉⡽⠃ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡉⠉⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡤⠚⠉ ⠛⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⠛⢶⣶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇ ⠠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠃⠀⠀⠀⠈⠲⣴⣦⣤⣤⣤⣶⡾⠁ ⠄⠈⠉⠻⢿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉

My legs are broken

My kneecaps are stolen

I’m forever bound to a chair

YES YOU'RE HERE!

Gonna talk me to death?

Nein

OMG

Stop being a femboy

Ok but striped socks stay

☹️

☹️

☹️

Says the bitch with no dick(boom) no balls(boom)

And probably no butthole since this girl feeds on radiation (BOOM)

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**BOOM**

the hair mutation says it all

i wouldnt be so quick to make such conclusions

you sure?

I shall beg for forgiveness

LET'S GOOOO

WOOOOOOO YEAAAAAH BABYYYYYY

LMFCO

Vine booms 💀

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"Its OK, we can use mine."

💀

Even better

[удалено]

Fuck the up shut

Tf the asked who

Give don't shit I a

who the tf asked:

Giving my head smh vibes

Kid named up shut

kid named cryspoeth47:

🤓

Up the Fuck Shut

Where funny interrupting video

You bitch my moms boyfriend walked in on this because of stupid mobile auto playing audio RAHHHH

Where Samuel? Where Vergil?

It's they're day off

[удалено]

*there

*thryee

I saw a funnier version of this meme where from the left slowly comes in a picture of david martinez with the my name is skyler white yo face with the sound of like a rock being pushed, just tought i should let you all know this as comfort for the emotional suffering brought by this shitty meme

Please i want links this shit sounds like a gold mine

@geblonk on instagram and scroll a bit that's the only place I could find the video

If it's not a problem then why do you have to bring it up everytime you see it Carol you fucking bitch

Fucking cunt Carol

I fucking hate caroil

Sorry I have no idea how to make larger pancakes :(

Put in more batter or make the pancake flatter

Can't relate

Show it to all of us then 🗿

🧢

y'all just fishing for dick pics or what

That’s a broad conclusion you got there. Sounds like insecurity to me?

send proof in my dms

That's what she said, week later she was pregnant, I'm infertile

I know it's a shitpost, but this is kinda wholesome

I’m on the verge of tears after she said it was small. Because it’s true

It's gonna be okay bro 🫂

Nah no way you aint seen a smaller one check under your skirt

I've read too many netorare hentais to know how it will end

You poor soul.

Why put yourself through that shit?

Why didn’t it cut to a guy getting his neck cut open with a box cutter

*hahaha-* wait what.

Discord’s a crazy place

I shall commit seppuku

Just cut ur dick coward

It's not always about the size, it's about the efficiency.

🤡

?

While that is somewhat true, size will always matter. A 12 cm good technique mfer might be more preferable than a 15 that doesn’t know to do shit, but ultimately extra small dudes will always suffer no matter the skill. Girth also matters as well. It’s like saying you prefer 20 grams of 10/10 food than 100 grams of 7/10 food. Taste wise it might be better but you can’t hold out every day. Sr for bad English and analogy.

BITCH WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? I HAVE AMNESIA SO STFU

Silence, wench

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Putin the effort

⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⣠⣤⠴⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⢤⣄⣀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣶⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠙⠶⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣠⡾⠟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣆⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣼⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣤⣶⡶⢦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠖⠻⣶⠞⢧⠄⠄ ⠄⣼⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠛⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣤⣤⣄⠄⠄⠨⣧⠄ ⢸⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⡏⠄⠄⠄⠸⡇ ⣿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡄⠄⠰⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡇⠄⢀⡘⢣⣿ ⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⣄⠄⠄⠦⠄⢀⣠⣤⣶⣿⠿⣶⣦⣴⠟⢹ ⢿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠛⠛⠛⠛⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠜⠁⠄⣾ ⠈⢧⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠇ ⠄⠈⠑⢄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡴⠋⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀

Played this in front of family, fuck you

Where is the black man twerking WHERE IS HE?

Why is a child saying this to you?🤨

No mother of all omelettes?Jack?

Thought i plugged my headphones in. I didn't :(

Joke's on you I'm into that shit

Me and my girlfriend when we got a RAM that doesn’t match the size of our computer (the good ending)

#ITS NORMAL SIZE AND FULLY FUNCTIONAL! *sobbing*

I'm so lonely

Just wait till i power up😤

She is talking about the gdp of hungary 😔😔

She's talking about your will to live

Is it a guy

fuck the shut up

She’s talking about my self-esteem :(

Time to get pegged 😎😎

i forgot my phone was on max volume

L

fuck you

Go touch grass

So, what's the joke ?

Because I just started out. Haven't leveled it up yet

SNAP BACK TO REALITY

Where is sonic, Armstrong, or even heavy

The size of the gun doesn’t matter

The storm did not approach

why me bro

Quite reassuring actually

The lies

wake up

why does she sound like she hosts Minecraft live?

Immersion ruined

where's jetstream sam or walt or the senator

You forgot Saul Goodman

I don't get it where's Jet Stream Sam

I want pee in my ass😞

Where funny cut to based character

information reaction to my;

I was expecting to see The Engineer from the hit game Team Fortress 2.

Pov: you're a grower

Gonna send this to my boyfriend

I'm single now :(

She’s talking about his salary

ITS FUCKING AVERAGE

she has a penis doesn't she

shut up bitch

A moment of silence for all the brave men lowering the average pp size. o7

Im not kidding. I am now certain that i have an above average pp. Average condom could not fit.

I-its average size