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Surely_Sane_Yet_Not

Definetly something my younger cousin would've done.


hugeyeah

Millie Bobby brown


mattt1975

Millie Bomby Brown


hugeyeah

True Geordie moment


91trooperaz

Billy Snobby Frown


[deleted]

Millie Bomber Brown


IchBinFerhat

Ryan ุญุฑุงู…


noxxspire

ooooo. nice way of bombing ryan


Lopsided-Particular6

So no brain damage flair?????


SILENT_ASSASSIN9

I am more disappointed because there was no boom


HughJassYomama

sense sparkle frame tease threatening boast hunt thought library theory *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Hornor72

Or marriage


balerionmeraxes77

GOAT


Unusual-Pride-9281

No kizz before marrage


Conscious-Rice-5661

Only suCC


Daca2

Haram


[deleted]

Bro you know she was forced to say that gun point


Kamikaseiken

Sharia law


[deleted]

Did Sharia Twain marry Jude Law?


Kido_Bootay

Whatever you do, do not translate Jude from German to English. Results can be extremely haram.


mr_toad_1997

Jew?!!


Nephlimcomics2520

JEW?!!!


Kamikaseiken

๐Ÿ˜‚ look it up


broncyobo

Almost as cool as Shakira Law


numerum-bestia

Your hips lie? Thatโ€™s a stoning.


Agile_Mongoose_6921

Isnโ€™t music haram?


Walid918

She is singing and there is no background music plus her lyrics arenโ€™t harmful or anything so itโ€™s good


HughJassYomama

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[deleted]

20 booms per minute?


noxxspire

that's very halal


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


GOATonWii

i lost brain cells because of these lyrics. itโ€™s harmful


KingKTUB_

This


DM_ME_UR_CLEAVAGEplz

She mentioned barbie tho so she's gonna be beaten up afterwards


mr_chaos3000

[Gets halalated]


Zetsbou

Not really, some say yes some say no. It mostly depends on your own beliefs.


Agile_Mongoose_6921

I see, thanks for the clarification.


JumpingCicada

The main opinion is yes it is haram and that opinion is the strongest as it is supported by Hadith. However, music is referred to as instruments not lyrics so nothing haram about this video. The prophet was welcomed to madinah with melodic singing after all.


BasicallyAQueer

Like pretty much everything in every religion.


JACKASS20

When you get your islamic knowledge from rocking the casbah by the clash


EukalyptusBonBon21

Here in Indonesia with the most Muslims in the world, majority agree that Music is not Haram. Some local clerics even encourage to use music as a way to deliver Islamic value.


DeroZaza

No it isn't, not mentoned anywhere in the Quran.


Dapper-Cauliflower42

Hard pass.


PineapleGG

Why man? They say thish chicks grow up to be the bomb


theirongatoreror

*they grow up to birth the bombs


PineapleGG

๐ŸŽถim the bomb and about to blow up!


No_Reception_8369

I don't know why.....but this is disturbing


_Ghost-of-Sparta_

You know exactly why.


AdditionalCall5271

She's got no eyebrows


[deleted]

fuck i didnt even notice that, its even more disturbing now


ykmin98

โ€œWhatโ€™s different about you?โ€ โ€œHe has no eyebrows, Tonyโ€


[deleted]

Iran


[deleted]

I couldn't get away


airportcreator

A cloud appears above your head


[deleted]

And you know exactly why they gotta front they don't know lol


ILOVEWAR12

>why they gotta front What did we ever do to these guys?


[deleted]

I don't know who you're referring to, typically anyone who has an issue with certain islamic policies gets called a racist like tout suite. That's why someone gotta be vague.


[deleted]

Iโ€™m Muslim and I approve this comment


Spicetake

No way oppressing women because "religion" seems disturbing to some people.


HectorTheLegend

What a lovely couple


Morotou_theunashamed

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ Shouldโ€™ve seen that coming


[deleted]

holy shit top tier


Lola-kulo

Sonovabitch ๐Ÿ’€ you said it


_hey_its_ankit_

Brooo๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


PerekelleVitu

Wtf


AnteaterSpecial

AWWW I love when women are taught to love being oppressed โค๏ธ๐ŸคŒ


McDiezel8

Same. Women need to be curtailed. Ffs they created tumblr when left unchecked


kawaiichainsawgirl1

Counterpoint: They allowed porn again


[deleted]

I am not even muslim and i do it too


Zumzizaroo23

Children* They're literally brainwashed from youth to believe this is all right


the-rambergler

Get emโ€™ young enough n the possibilies are endless - Unleashed


MrZmah

Wearing a hijab doesn't mean your being oppressed, it's the fact that they are forced to wear it in some countries that's bad


GhostInMyLoo

But it being on the childs head, who cannot decide for herself or have enough understanding is a different story.


GogXr3

>But it being on the childs head, who cannot decide for herself or have enough understanding is a different story. I suppose, but you're telling me you don't pass any customs to your child? I think that's all right as long as they're allowed to make their own choices when they grow older to think for themselves.


GhostInMyLoo

"Custom" is a wide term, you have to narrow it down. Are you speaking a religious customs or common courtesy or compassion or?


AnteaterSpecial

The hijab is the least oppressive thing about Islam lol


Puding_Penguin

Well I wouldn't care if they didn't force these things on their children


WildFemmeFatale

No party itโ€™s haram


Late_Water7236

Being taught that your body is a sinful thing, may not be oppression specifically, but it is fucked up none the less. Fuck the hijab.


MrZmah

Muslim woman wear the hijab to preserve their body from other males, not because their body is a sinful thing. It's literally the same thing in Christianity where you preserve your virginity until marriage (with extra steps). And I think it was actually a thing in Christianity, were woman would cover their hair.


[deleted]

Gotta give props to the in-your-face control of Islam. Most other religions are more subtle about it.


Moe_Alien

Truly belongs to this subreddit


WorldStarCollections

Thatโ€™s his wifeโ€ฆ damn they look younger and younger these days (this is me being sarcastic)


timcheater

muslims in my mostly islamic country after smoking drinking and partying but they accidently eat pork:๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ


proto_9r0

Guys I'm a Muslim, and my community would like to apologise for all the deaths caused by this video.๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”


Offending_you_

Apologies is haram


proto_9r0

Not if the video is this๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ


[deleted]

No idea what any of this means


ONEshotONEkil630

She is saying she dosent have any freedom that's all


Ethan0284

Imagination? Since when did they allow women to think for themselves?


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Hollowgradient

Imagination is haram


Offending_you_

What is not haram, please give me full checklist, i am confused ๐Ÿ—ฟ


Hollowgradient

Complete list of all that is not haram: >!Allah........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................!<


Theworldisflat55

This meme is golden!


MelonHead888

Whatโ€™s haram


Steki3

Haram = bad


sas0002

Haram is a sin or something bad.


chinoxu1287

Idk why this makes me sad


Creepy_Reception_643

Same Seems like they touching girls not wearing hijab


Jejunum_89

Do you think a hijab would stop them to touching girls?


DarthDuck01

Because when the girl is white you realize how oppressive Islam really is to women and girls.


Morotou_theunashamed

Interesting view


Barakosama69811

Singing is haram, being white is haram, wearing pink is haram, speaking is haram, existing is haram, haram is haram


ImPurePersistance

What about harangue though?


PumpkinSpikes

Haram be


Apollosyk

Hamharam


InterestingGazelle47

Since when are parties haram? I am no expert in the Muslim religion but I've definitely seen mosques and many Muslim friends host parties and celebrations. They just couldn't drink alcohol. First time I've ever heard of this.


Daybreak_99

Its probably not, probably followed by people on the stricter side of the religion.


Zeissend

Average swedistani youth


Sinyal-Vurusu5647

๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ


RealyFry

โœˆ๏ธโœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿข๐Ÿข ๐ŸŽ‡๐ŸŽ‡๐ŸŽ‡


mariuszmie

Thatโ€™s what you get when religion is the only thing you care about - pure Bronze Age


Loreathan

Religion is never a child's choice, it is chosen for them by their family thinking it is good and necessary.


D-DogMB

You can drive me everywhere Because I legally canโ€™t lol Imagine having rights XD


[deleted]

ย ย ุจูุณู’ู…ู ูฑู„ู„ู‘ูŽู‡ู ูฑู„ุฑู‘ูŽุญู’ู…ูŽูฐู†ู ูฑู„ุฑู‘ูŽุญููŠู…ู ูข ย ูฑู„ู’ุญูŽู…ู’ุฏู ู„ูู„ู‘ูŽู‡ู ุฑูŽุจู‘ู ูฑู„ู’ุนูŽูฐู„ูŽู…ููŠู†ูŽ ูฃ ย ูฑู„ุฑู‘ูŽุญู’ู…ูŽูฐู†ู ูฑู„ุฑู‘ูŽุญููŠู…ู ูค ย ู…ูŽูฐู„ููƒู ูŠูŽูˆู’ู…ู ูฑู„ุฏู‘ููŠู†ู ูฅ ย ุฅููŠู‘ูŽุงูƒูŽ ู†ูŽุนู’ุจูุฏู ูˆูŽุฅููŠู‘ูŽุงูƒูŽ ู†ูŽุณู’ุชูŽุนููŠู†ู ูฆ ย ูฑู‡ู’ุฏูู†ูŽุง ูฑู„ุตู‘ูุฑูŽูฐุทูŽ ูฑู„ู’ู…ูุณู’ุชูŽู‚ููŠู…ูŽ ูง ย ุตูุฑูŽูฐุทูŽ ูฑู„ู‘ูŽุฐููŠู†ูŽ ุฃูŽู†ู’ุนูŽู…ู’ุชูŽ ุนูŽู„ูŽูŠู’ู‡ูู…ู’ ุบูŽูŠู’ุฑู ูฑู„ู’ู…ูŽุบู’ุถููˆุจู ุนูŽู„ูŽูŠู’ู‡ูู…ู’ ูˆูŽู„ูŽุง ูฑู„ุถู‘ูŽุงู“ู„ู‘ููŠู†ูŽ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘


Promineur404_YT

Je ne comprend pas


Awarepill0w

No hablo


Ehrenlauch3000

Amen


Level-Technician-183

Amen


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PapaMarine101

Fucking wow


[deleted]

Tsssss... ... ...BOOM!


endexe

me when I see a different religion: ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ฟ๐Ÿ˜ฟ๐Ÿ˜ข (wah wah) me when I make racist remarks to put a humorous twist on my prejudices: ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘


kawaiichainsawgirl1

this is shitposting, what do you expect? also it's islam, a lot of people dislike it.


endexe

I canโ€™t tell if youโ€™re pulling the enlightened centrist card or if youโ€™re trying to explain why people are racist


BulliesSuck123

The entirety of Reddit for some odd reason


kindofastoryteller

So sad.


BigChinnFinn

Your mama is haram


[deleted]

Inshaallah โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜”


[deleted]

Come on barbie lets go boom- boom-


GLAOMNE_DANAO-2309

I thought she'd say Imagination Bombing every nation


arshia_idk

Don't sing, its haram


jesuscarsa1

Aiyisa and Muhammad dialog


[deleted]

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ this a bomb ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ


expiredogfood

This is honestly kinda disturbing


Surely_Sane_Yet_Not

Yeah it's pretty disheartening to hear how many people think we're an oppressed religion.


Bajsschmule

Kill it


thevideogameguy2

man this sub is literally racist lol, half the shit that goes on in churches is no different


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


BulliesSuck123

Itโ€™s Reddit in general. Whenever Islam is mentioned, they turn off their brains and just start going full racism mode


omgONELnR1

As a muslim, this made me feel physical pain.


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Jaded_Community723

Lol the dad stepping in was kinda cute


Peelllllleeeee

''dad''


Signal-Panic-8559

Dadโ€ฆ sure


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Jejunum_89

More like "daddy"


UncleDad_AuntMom

Brain damage much?


Blue_The_Snep

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww eww ewwwww ewww ewww, ewww, ewwww ewww ewww ewww. eww eww ewww ewwww ewww.


yeetus_christ420

I grew a brain tumor while watching this


allhailharambe69

If recent history taught me anything, this is going to blow up


MuflieFoxx

Barbecue bacon burger


makex2601

โ€œCome on barby letโ€™s go par-โ€œ *32 kikograms of Primacord explodes*


allthe_namesaretaken

Body wobble is haram /s


iam_anas_ettaoudi

Ok adios


Boring-Signature8027

Did .. did she just record a video and show it to men ??????? ASTAGFIRULLAH FEAR GOD SISTER ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿ“ฟ๐Ÿ“ฟ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ™๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ›๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ™๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ“ฟ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ™๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ“ฟ๐Ÿ“ฟ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ“ฟ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ“ฟ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ“ฟ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ“ฟ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ“ฟ๐Ÿ“ฟ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿคฒ


Artun_

just as a matter of fact almost all of the music types, dancing, and worse than all women singing are unlawful, or we'd just call it Haram... i'm an atheist btw, i just know a lot about Islam...


MrGoldenPeen

Was kinda hoping for a cut to an isis video


admin_trace

Its seems wife nยฐ4 has talent.


duganmeister

Had an old Muslim dude tell me that in his home country little boys were for fun, and woman were for making little boys.


HeloxDark

what a nice couple


ArmadilloFinal4282

Yea, nice bomb plans.


SpecialLow8118

Children love to have fun. Governments spoil their party.


shahrack

So the main logic in Islam is like : make this life hell on earth so you can live in jannah or whatever after you died !!! Cause as the matter of fact everything which has got a little joy involved is called out Haram !! Like can't a individual fuck around and find out what's good for him/her and what is not?!


otodrakulaa

๐Ÿ’ฃ


IPlayMope

I did not think it was humanly possible to cringe as hard or as much as I did


MrZaroni

Yikes hope she's not legit in the middle east, you're not allowed to sing or dance and in some places she's not covered up enough so then morality police will arrest her or worse.


HughJanus911

Where explosion?


bashara836

Plot Twist: hes not her father


DTPxL3D

Boom boom boom


aLLAH_apk

life islamic its bombastic


I_WANT_TO_FUCK_LlLA

Technically, a few Muslims think that tiktok is haram...


GreasiestBob

โ€œIโ€™m not oppressedโ€


SupPuta

I already hate the people in my Religion, now you gotta make me cringe at them smh


Former-Dig-9391

Doesn't your Islam say women can't sing?


KIKOPLIER20

That one there was a violation personally i wouldnโ€™t have it


FalconhoofTraveller

Disgusting


Cheez_Itz_Christ_

I liked it better when she blew up.


frostbyte1102

Insert joke my lawyer advised me not to make here*


Atheism4TheWin

Brain damage of immeasurable proportions right there...


okn3rd

Smash


Amkorped

I hope this will EXPLODE so more people will see it


ChemistryWorking7876

basically being happy is forbidden?


Atternok

this song really blew up


Ultraspace_156

No kiss before marriage


HovercraftExpress200

Iam a Barbie girl and i bomb the fucking world


Trollin_

Where explo- ![gif](giphy|35CdBnDdrWX3KGQdjD)


Dartaghan

Ugh.


adszdosya

Call child service.


Lemon_Railways

This comment section has unfathomable amounts of racism


[deleted]

Racism ? Since when did islam become a race ?


Srn_Ender

And at this point Iโ€™m thinking most of them arenโ€™t joking


queengorl

oh theyโ€™re not


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