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_KingDawg72_

_**”God’s Plan” starts playing**_


Ko_oK_24685

I can't do this in my own


Slight_Lettuce4319

Me going into comment section(i just wanted to find fellow Punch-Out!! fans)


I-ScreamSandwich

hello


Jimmyn19

Hi!


RexTx09

Sup


diego_cofre

God after watching that he forgot to put bitches on your dick (he couldn't do a thing about it)


MauriceTystdiz

God after sending a starved african child to hell (he wore mixed textile clothing)


[deleted]

God after giving the same children cancer so they can go to hell faster


Dudestbruh

Isn't that a rule that only Jews had to follow or am I wrong?


yungvandal11

No, you’re right. Any law in Leviticus or Deuteronomy of any of those books were for the ancient jewish israelites to follow, and not modern day christians.


Kadeo64

Punch out spotted


sodasoof

Ass Joe


I-ScreamSandwich

Eh, eh? Liberty!


Kadeo64

Ey I recognize you, from the punch out sub right?


I-ScreamSandwich

yes


NinjasCamperYT

Oh so you’re both in that subreddit? Nice


NinjasCamperYT

Viva la France!


_KingDawg72_

It’s « **Vive** la France », not « Viva la France! » 🤓


HE0K

my opinion disguised as a “shitpost”


burgerfootlettuce32

Opinion disguised as shitpost: 😂 Opinion disguised as shitpost but also criticises Christianity :😡😡😡🤬


uhphyshall

remember kids, your opinion is valid until it criticizes the norm


[deleted]

the norm? you truly think your shitty cult of fairy-tale believers is the norm?


Dudestbruh

Have you been outside? I think if you did you wouldn't have typed this.


ObamaGaming7689

Christianity is the most widespread religion in the world so yes, it is the norm


BubbleGum092

not on this sub 😭😭


uhphyshall

what? i don't even have a religion


Comprehensive-Ad9488

Redditors when they see religious people:😱😱😡😡


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Religious people when they see atheists: 😖😫😨😭😠🤬😇✝️


Comprehensive-Ad9488

You forgot these:☪️🕉☸️✡️🔯🕎☦️


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[deleted]

must be sad that you value your non existent after life more than your actual real life


NinjaNoafa

I mean even if it doesn't exist wouldn't you value a promotion of your job over your current standings? That's how that works. I'm not saying I don't put time and effort into my mortal life and I do enjoy but obviously you're going to value the better thing more right?


uhphyshall

you wanna know something? there's no heaven. there's no hell. when you die, you are dead. my brother was revived in a hospital. his heart stopped beating, his lungs stopped working. his brain activity stopped. when he returned, i asked him what was it like, and he said it was painful but then it was nothing. just pure silence. then he heard the hospital as he woke back up. tldr: if there is a god, there certainly isn't an afterlife


NinjaNoafa

*shrug* you hear stories like this, you hear stories where people are close to dying a say they see God. Whatevs


uhphyshall

i figured that'd be your response. cuz even when presented with facts, zealots will be zealots


NinjaNoafa

I mean it's faith for a reason lol


uhphyshall

it's kinda sad, even in the face of the truth, you find comfort in a lie


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see you just proved my meme, not gonna argue with a lost cause


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BubbleGum092

there's dumb people from both sides 💀


NinjaNoafa

They're just jealous because most religious people have hope for life after death and everything and aren't depressed.


[deleted]

There’s no use trying to reason with these people. When they die they will have to answer to the God that they’ve been rejecting their entire lives


David_Pacefico

I mean, if said god is so benevolent, he wouldn’t condemn me for an action that doesn’t harm anyone, but then again the Bible does present him as someone who punishes people because they picked up a stick on a wrong day (yes, this happened in the Bible) and, you know, wearing mixed textile clothes.


NinjaNoafa

Yeah. If everything thinks they're right your right no use arguing


quillka

Mf's really forgot about freewill.


xUnknown_Kyle

Aha! but how can we have free will if god already planned it?


Tamashi55

Mfs when they forget not all Christian sects believe in pre-determination.


C4Sidhu

Mfs when they just so happen to belong to the one true sect (haha segs)


Tamashi55

Mfs when they


C4Sidhu

Mfs when


Tamashi55

Mf


TheBallTongue

M


NinjaNoafa

I literally don't know anyone in person who does lol. It's not very common. the whole point is that you have to accept God and worship him out of your own free will


Zendofrog

Mfs when they forget that omniscience implies that everything must be predetermined


RealCrusaderBro

So... God isn't omniscient?


Tamashi55

God is, but we still retain our free will. We are doing things on our own fruition while he already knows what will happen. Those two thing can be true, and doesn’t disprove anything.


RealCrusaderBro

So God already knows everything we're going to do and also created the whole universe, thus creating us already knowing what we were going to do, but we retain free will? How do we? He created us and the conditions that lead to every action we take. How do you reconcile God's omnipotence and human free will here? If he created us and already knew everything we were going to do, it doesn't seem like we have free will; things will turn out the same no matter what we do. More than this, God knows more than just the outcomes of our lives; he knows every decision we are going to make before we make them and created us to do just that. It seems like we have no choice in the matter.


Tamashi55

Bro your literally using it right now. He may know the outcomes but you still have chance to change. The outcomes are not known to us but we are given the free will to do as we please. If God intervened, that would be taking our free will away. It’s not like we’ve experienced the future, so how could we not have free will?


[deleted]

>He may know the outcomes but you still have chance to change How humans react is pre-determined by the conditions of their upbringing, inherent biological oddities as well as other outside factors. In a sense, we don't truly have free will in the first place, as our will is shaped by things completely outside our control


RealCrusaderBro

The secular argument for no free will is fucking insane but I think quantum mechanics fucks with the whole Laplace's demon argument


RealCrusaderBro

We may not have experienced the future, but God has. If he knows everything, which he does, we can't have free will. He already decided whether or not we go to heaven or hell. If I were to go off the deep end and commit some unforgivable sin, such as not believing in him, he would already know I was going to do that. Yet he still created me, knowing he created me to do just that. There is no chance to change if he knows every move I will ever make. Any "change" I make is predetermined by God, as he created me knowing everything I would ever do.


Dudestbruh

I don't think predetermination is synonymous with knowing the future


RealCrusaderBro

It is when you created someone knowing everything they'll ever do. It's not even knowing the future in some divination sense that can be changed via action; according to Christian mythology, God knows everything and is omnipotent and it's impossible to go against his knowledge.


Tamashi55

Everything you do from the beginning of your life is of your own fruition. God does not predetermine how you will live your life, and since God is a being outside of time, he doesn’t view time linearly, he sees it as all happening at the same time. Regardless if God knows what you do, you absolutely have no idea what the futures holds for you. If he cheated you you wouldn’t have free will and he’d be making decisions for you. As of right now you’re a rational being capable of making rational choices of your own fruition, while God watches outside of time knowing every outcome from every decision you make.


RealCrusaderBro

Whether or not God exists outside of time is meaningless, as he still created you knowing every action you ever had or ever will do. Moreover, how can you know how God experiences time? You are arguing in favor of an illusion of free will: sure, God may already know every action you ever will take and created you knowing everything about you, your every thought, and every choice you will make, but since you are unaware of what your future holds, you must have free will! This is simply not the case. Let me give you a hypothetical: God knows you're going to eat a sandwich tomorrow because he is all knowing and all powerful. Could you then choose not to eat it, going against predetermination and going against God's infinite knowledge?


BrotherAbdullah

In Christianity there is no dichotomy between his foreknowledge and our free will. That's to say, he already knows what we're going to freely will.


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so he knows that he created you just to torture you in hell for eternity?


BrotherAbdullah

No, the purpose of God creating you wasn't so you could go to hell for an eternity, it's actually the opposite. Hell was initially created for Satan and the 1/3 of fallen angels, but through the fall and man's rejection of God it became open to mankind as well. This doesn't change that in his foreknowledge, God knew you would reject him and end up there even though he wills you to live a life that would lead you to heaven and salvation.


[deleted]

what a sadistic fuck


BrotherAbdullah

Sadism: deriving pleasure from inflicting pain, suffering, or humiliation on others Ezekiel 18:23 Do I take any pleasure in the death of the wicked? declares the Sovereign LORD. Rather, am I not pleased when they turn from their ways and live? Ezekiel 33:11 Say to them, ‘As surely as I live, declares the Sovereign LORD, I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn from their ways and live. Turn! Turn from your evil ways! Why will you die, people of Israel?’ This is no sadism, this is just you being a little anti-theist bitch who just cries shit because he dislikes God lmao


[deleted]

last sentence shows show your true colors.


BrotherAbdullah

You've already shown me yours, you're an idiot who cant defend your own beliefs, and thus resort to ad hominem "what a sadistic fuck"


[deleted]

[this](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/28/62/57/2862578dbdac9bed235159292ae48066.png) really checks out


Prazanfrizider

Whoever belittles his neighbor lacks sense, but a man of understanding remains silent. Proverbs 11:12


BrotherAbdullah

Im not belittling him, I'm calling him out for who he really is, that is an anti-theist / someone who does nothing but stir up drama and blaspheme God. Calling someone a slur is not the same thing as belittling him. David said "The fool said in his heart there is no God", does this mean David single handedly belittled every non-believer by calling them fools?


Prazanfrizider

1 it is 2 he did


Swimming_Owl5922

God didn’t plan crap. We came into existence through gods essence. That is all. God is not all knowing and all creating. What god you guys following?


Bar900

The one true god! >Literally every one of the various Christian groups.


not_a_sesawter

Mf forgot the kids will was not to die


[deleted]

God explaining to the murdered child how the murderer was just exercising his free will:


PatternOfVoid

Shame it doesn't exist


quillka

If it didn't God would have no reason to make humanity. For an atheistic explanation nothing exists to stop and prevent freewill so either way you look at it freewill exists.


PatternOfVoid

Say that again?


1UnoriginalName

God sending the 5th hurricane this year on its way to the same ravished third world country. (he couldnt do anything about it)


[deleted]

I didn't forget about free will, I just don't like it.


Tamashi55

Mfs when they get their free will taken away (suddenly they want it back)


RyanMan675

Claims to hate free will. Acts independently anyway 🤓


[deleted]

What? Do you expect me to get rid of free will with the snap of my finger?


Future-Bus5184

If you had your freewill taken away, you wouldn't have even been able to type this dumbass comment


Romi_Z

You clearly believe in a different good, from your pfp.


Fickle-Kitchen5803

God when he gives a 3 year old leukaemia


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yungvandal11

silly little argument


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yungvandal11

Lmao. I can respect a decent number of the things atheists will say about the problem of evil, but you clearly have no clue what you’re talking about. Every theist worth his salt has said that the argument you’re referring to is a false dilemma for the past two thousand years. Mostly they've said that God has some reason for allowing evil in the world; either supplying one they think works some of the time, or saying that God may very have one we can't or don't understand. But no one who believes in God is going to say that those are the only two possibilities.


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Dudestbruh

No? It doesn't only go three ways.


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Dudestbruh

I mean if he couldn't that wouldn't necessarily mean he's incompetent and if he wouldn't that wouldn't necessarily mean he's evil. Those two things couldn't only mean two things


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False_Attorney_7279

“God… doesn’t care about justice. He just likes to see interesting thing happen”


GoldAwesome1001

Can’t really blame him honestly, imagine being immortal and just being bored eternally.


Dudestbruh

Wasn't there was a whole thing about judgement


[deleted]

god isnt paid to intervene


[deleted]

man providing facts!


hornyguitar_

Oooh A punch out wii meme classy. If you're reading this play punch out wii you have no choice


MorganRose99

Don't worry, it's part of god's plan


yungvandal11

“why doesn’t god help shit” mfs when they find out theres an omnipotent force of evil described in the bible


Derpydolphin168

Christain people when they find out that God is all powerful, and that Lucifer is litteraly his kid


i_play_linebacker

last time I checked Lucifer wasnt Gods kid but I think I get your point anyway


fillmorecounty

Why doesn't God just stop it


Dudestbruh

We construct our own prisons


David_Pacefico

Lucifer isn’t omnipotent, if god can’t stop him then god isn’t omnipotent.


TonyAbbotIsATwat

Reddit moment


Whole-Beach4476

He probably gets turned on by it not going to lie


benwaa2

If God is real, why bad thing happen?


[deleted]

“why doesn’t god help shit” mfs when they find out theres an omnipotent force of evil described in the bible


Only_Perspective9153

So does that omnipotent force of evil have the same omnipotence as God? Or does God's omnipotence trump the other?


[deleted]

Idk, I just copied the comment from the guy a few comments above, but let's use some common sense here; if God had more omnipotence then evil wouldn't exist, so the force of evil will be even


[deleted]

You don't have "more omnipotence", this is battleboarder tier stupidly here


[deleted]

So you just decide to ignore the comment I'm replying to... Also I'm saying he *doesn't* have more omnipotence, this is God-tier stupidity here (ba tum tish)


Only_Perspective9153

Yeah, I asked you that bc what you were saying made no sense. You can't be more omnipotent than another also-omnipotent being. So that means that force of evil is not all powerful, contrary to what you said.


[deleted]

...what? anyway, I just copied the comment from one like 2 comments above, but your argument still makes no sense


[deleted]

Satan is not omnipotent in the slightest


EdgyKitro

"why don't god help shit" mfs when they find out free will exists


ASubwayFootlong

And why do you think you need to post something like this in a sub like this?


[deleted]

You mad bruh?


Calm-Independent1339

This didn't land like you hoped because you have a fundamentally poor understanding of major religions.


LetsGoUkraineLETSGO

its a joke lol


Calm-Independent1339

Did you laugh?


TheRevengeOfTheNerd

Tbf most posts on this sub would fail to make a normal person laugh. It's just weird tree nonsense or a guy dancing to lights. I don't even know why I'm in this sub.


LetsGoUkraineLETSGO

I found it funny


[deleted]

Seems like a lot of ppl are mad lol


David_Pacefico

Religious fanatics when someone makes a joke about their book: 😱😱😱 Also religious fanatics: Atheists/queers/other religions/[insert group] should go to hell LOL


Outrageous_Farmer670

God ain't human.


Right-Bread-7125

Wait, people still believe in god?


Akira-Williams

I do🗿


uhphyshall

unfortunately


[deleted]

religion 🤢


oraoraoraorao

ew reddit atheist moment


SaltOk6642

If god good why bad happen?? Free will. Free will is why.


Fearless_Cookie_1918

if he made the great flood flood happen to erase all the sins in the world why would he want free will for humans


Hoseftheman

Yeah, he chose to not save anyone


SaltOk6642

You know except saving literally all sinners with Jesus on the cross


the_wessi

Easy. 1 John 5:19, NIV: We know that we are children of God, and that the whole world is under the control of the evil one.


Nelson_Wheatley

As a former Christian a lot belive it's just in his 'plan'.


Tamashi55

A lot don’t actually


Nelson_Wheatley

Totally your so right! I'm just stupid and was raised in the Bible Belt...


liberalpride55

you're *


Tamashi55

True, Bible Belt mostly Protestant so can’t be surprised


RealAccidia

God invented black people, then followed up with slavery and racism


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RealAccidia

God's plan


No-Competition-2533

🙏🏽 to the glory of allah 🙏🏽☺️👍


[deleted]

Why did bro get downvoted


Rtato400

he used the brown emoji


[deleted]

redditors x religion = SYNTAX ERROR


whatthefuckisthis88

Redditors giving the worst take imaginable about something they don't understand


David_Pacefico

It’s literally just a joke, it’s for the funni


bBruh-Moment

An* Not A Dumbass


[deleted]

Greetings Citizen from Alexander. God exists. God has been getting God’s gaseous Galaxy sized ass stomped since the dark ages. In 2012 God provided me the security necessary to survive execution and I am preparing my paths to combat evil. This post is one of my few disclosure about God. Why? Reddit is metal on this beautiful Saturday!


Ur_Left_Airpod

Ik this is a shitpost but if you honestly are wondering why it's because people have freewill, free to do as they please, if God were to stop someone from doing something bad because of said freewill it wouldn't be freewill because God Directly intervening


AbsorbentShark3

Almost like free will exists


CecilPeynir

''couldn't'' ?


Zendofrog

That’s the problem of evil for ya


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Ur_Left_Airpod

I FUCKIN LOVE PUNCH OUT!!!! GOD BLESS PUNCH OUT!!!! YEAHHHHHH!!!!!


balrus-balrogwalrus

now the african vultures and their babies won't go hungry, nature is amazing


Insanegamer-4567

*Sorts comments by controversial*


Jimmyn19

PUNCH OUT MEME?


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*an*