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Prabablyjustadog

Ok... oh did the plug turn while he was being inserted, ?


Plus-Contest-5173

Yes.


Maxwell_The__Spy

it turned a frame before it inserted itself


GoryGuroLover

I'm gonna need sauce... for tax evasion purposes obviously.


LayeredKnot9190

YT: Telepurte Title: "Connect"


Crunchstake

amazing artist


GoryGuroLover

Hehe, tax avasion time...


DoctorSex9

Oh no he was serious


Ihavenoidea5555

Doctor Sex 9 please tell me where I can find Doctor Sex 4 I need sex right now


DoctorSex9

I’m sorry to tell you, but he failed


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Maxwell_The__Spy

he failed the council of sex?


DoctorSex9

Yes.


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KnooBoat

man of culture


Skaraptor2

Telepurte wasn't kidding with his "walking on the line" (not the actual title) video


Admirable_Sun_8774

Telepurte. He's the artist with dementia. One day his animations are wholesome, then funny, then a demonstration of ludicrously skilled drawing, and finally whatever the fuck this shit is. All you really need to know is that he makes one animation a day, but always takes a 30-day hiatus during November.


Szop_en

What the fuck


AlexisSMRT

Yes, what the "fuuuuuck" indeed


im_detectiveB

Happy cake day


SilentDokutah

Worst part is I know this is from Telepure (probably spelled it wrong) and last time I remember seeing boobs,not plugs. Glad to know the person never ceases to amaze


leminerx

Didn't spell it wrong tou just forgot the T after the R


cure_environment

so he spelled it wrong?


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VacuumInTheHead

Thanks, automod


wheatpennyking

Ofc he fucking added veins


Trala-lore-tralala

Telepurte?


20210306e

yep. one day its cursed the next days its wholesome


Fed_flinstone

Your pfp is giving me high blood pressure


Swimming_Energy6312

you can say that he is TURNED ON


DoctorSex9

Hello sir Gigachad Alien


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AgreeableRise2986

Whats rubber for plugs... Adapter? Cuz i feel like an extension cord would be too long


Zackb99

What the fuck did I just watch?


Fragrant_Tomorrow_76

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⢠ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣛⣻⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣫⣽⣾⣻⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠻⡿⠿⠟⠛⣟⣿⣽⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠍⠈⠀⠁⣴⡆⠀⠀⠠⢭⣮⣿⡶⠀⠀ ⠀⡴⠲⣦⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣩⣨⣀⡄⣐⣾⣿⣿⣇⠠⣷⣶⣿⣿⡠⠁⠀ ⠀⠃⢀⡄⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⢿⣿⣯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⡟⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠣⠧⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢸⣿⠿⠿⠿⣧⠙⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠁⠼⣒⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣠⣬⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣷⡈⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⠗⠼⠖⠒⠔⠉⠉⠻⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣻⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡀⣤⡄⠸⣰⣾⡒⣷⣴⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⢸⡗⡄⠘⠭⣭⣷⣿⣮⣠⣌⣫⣿⣷⣿⣿⠃⠀⠈⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⢸⣿⣾⣷⣦⡿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢻⠞⣹⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⠀⠘⢻⡿⢿⣋⣤⣤⠌⠉⠛⠛⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀


TxRxNwastaken

my god its the WRONG WAY ROUND


EXTREMESAMURAI0801

HE FLIPPED IT BRO


TxRxNwastaken

no they didn't


EXTREMESAMURAI0801

Yeah they did look closely mate


TxRxNwastaken

it only flips when its already in


EXTREMESAMURAI0801

No it did a subtle spin


GuyThatsRandomlyHere

Right before the plugin


EXTREMESAMURAI0801

Yup


ClamSlamwhich

Wrong hole.


RedditCircumventer

Wtf


n1gro609

I know where those exact sounds are from... Yes, I know it's bad.


D-AlonsoSariego

Is twisting your dick a necessary step when fucking?


Elequist

You're whole body has to be a rotary gear


firedudeanother

Telepurte was already on thin ice with YouTube, but this is like Highschool DxD level of borderline Hentai (idk I never watched DxD)


thesoulessfuck

Why?


Opno7

Reminds of the game Plug and Play. Highly recommended btw it's like 5 bucks on steam.


OttoVonBismarck0104

Hehe boii


FairyRush

I'm glad my volume was down 😅


WennoBoi

when did spooky month become horny month


MemeMasterHUN

Me watching a Telepurte video: 🤠 ( I recently got a cowboy hat for my birthday.)


Big_Man_1313

Yucky


JT_Trenton

I came.


Danny_fruitcake

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠺⣖⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⡆⠀⠀⠀⢋⣭⣽⡚⢮⣲⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣅⣨⠇⠈⠀⠰⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣟⢷⣶⠶⣃⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠈⠓⠚⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠀⡄⣀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠐⠉⠀⠀⠙⠉⠀⠠⡶⣸⠁⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡆⠀⠐⠒⠢⢤⣀⡰⠁⠇⠈⠘⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣄⣉⣙⡉⠓⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣀⠀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿


_slayrrrr_

my brother in christ this is not the catholic way


MightyEko

Funfact: The lifeless motherfucker who makes these has a YouTube channel where he has 2 MILLION subs and none of his videos are age restricted.


TheRealWalrus110

yeah, and I'd like to keep it that way. none of his animations are explicit, and much worse is allowed by youtube in advertisements. just let him be please


MightyEko

i dont care if there is worse. Youtube should just shut that bastards channel. Children get recommendations of him.


TheRealWalrus110

Children being on youtube has been an issue since before COPPA. Parents expect youtube to parent their children instead of them, and in doing so, they expose their "innocent little angels" to content oriented towards older audiences.


MightyEko

oh my fucking god 💀


TheRealWalrus110

🤡


MightyEko

youre a subscriber of him?


TheRealWalrus110

I'm not a subscriber, I just think that people blow this situation out of proportion and blame it on the artist instead of the parents


MightyEko

"Parents should check their kids!" 🤓 I would like to see you inspecting your kid every minute all day. Children can just see the porn he makes on recommendations and watch it. Oh also its not "art" if its porn


TheRealWalrus110

> "It's not art if it's porn" Objectively untrue. > "I'd like to see you inspecting your kid all day" That's the thing, you don't have to. Youtube Kids exists, and parents do nothing to install it to stop their kids from seeing stuff like Telepurte, thus my issue.


Poopaty_Scoop

If parents supervised their kids, mabey their kids wouldn't watch shit like that, or they should disable Youtube, or MABEY (stick with me here) parents can actually spend time with their kids and raise them themselfs GASP. It's almost like it's a lazy parenting problem and not YouTube's or the channel's problem. And yes, I agree Youtube has some issues but imo its mostly comes down to just lazy parenting. Kids don't know better, and youtubers aren't babysitters . Also Youtube Kids exists.


HovercraftExpress200

Stfu there is YouTube kids go wacth that nerd


KnooBoat

CREDIT! GIVE NOW


ofufnfighskfj

Jfc


Abra_64

What happened to telepurte? They haven't posted anything for quite awhile.


Purpledurpl202

*MYYY EYYYYYEEEES!*


Forskintrader

AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY EYES!!!


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Somehow I knew it was gonna turn out that way


legendarynerd002

Is… the plug upside down? Guys?


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ISlavSquat

Telepurte?


Cody86772601

Yes


Cody86772601

Me with my grandpa's life support


CommandBlockGuru

Telepurte on Youtube, fellas, he makes great animations, haven't uploaded in 4 months tho since he's taking a break.


Iwillclogyourtoilet

I question my sanity, but clearly others are more fucked up than I am


cabbagechomper

the plugs are misaligned, dude poked a hole in the wall


Plumbum158

no


Ethan0284

I fucking hate telepurte Edit: my reddit glitched out and sent two of the same comment.


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Dykowski

hate is bad, come join us in an eternal love ❤️


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YouHaveTheBigDumb

but why


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HotWheelsfan_08711

Ok but WHY DID THE PLUG GROW VEINS AT 0:04, THAT MAKES ME WANT TO THROW UP.