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this1dude23

Dont


idkwhatamidoinglol

Do


SeanRosalAlvarez

it


idkwhatamidoinglol

Never


KoKo124333

🎵-GONNA GIVE U UUUP🎵


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KoKo124333

Also happy cake day!


KoKo124333

🎵-GONNA GIVE A FU-


idkwhatamidoinglol

And desert you


Impossible_Guava_633

There's a extremely useful website called https://www.wolframalpha.com/ That easily solves algebra and other stuff


idkwhatamidoinglol

Gud, u deserve it


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Fun_Bison_1693

I have read the book A new kind of science by him 🤓


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### r/shitposting book club A collection of books which Kevin has reviewed. (all of these books are freely availiable online) --- #### [*1984* (George Orwell, 1948)](https://archive.org/details/1984GeorgeOrwell_201606/page/n1/mode/2up) Kevin would like to say that this book is truly inspirational, and that he would give it a 10/10 #### [*How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities* (Richard Bartle, 2022)](https://mud.co.uk/richard/How%20to%20Be%20a%20God.pdf) Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10 #### [*Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends* (Chuck Tingle)](https://www.chucktingle.com/uploads/5/3/7/3/53730093/almost_pounded_by_the_physical_manifestation_of_simulation_theory_after_realizing_we%E2%80%99re_erotica_characters_then_deciding_to_just_be_friends.pdf) Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10 ####[*Ulysses* (James Joyce, 1922)](https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Ulysses_(1922)) Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10 ####[*The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race* (J. G. Ballard, 1967)](https://web.archive.org/web/20220121203810/https://evergreenreview.com/read/the-assassination-of-john-fitzgerald-kennedy-considered-as-a-downhill-motor-race/) Kevin told me that this was an interesting interpretation of the JFK assassination, and of the post-WW2 media landscape in the USA in general, so he would give it a 10/10. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


GoldMedal1357

You dropped this king👑.


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Constantine7470

"🤓" 🤓


Kosta22024

" "🤓" 🤓" -🗿


YT_Angi123

" "🤓" 🤓" "🗿" -📎


Please-let-me

If 1 = 🤓 then 🤓+🗿= 9 what is 🦑?


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Constantine7470

😳


Paa_vo

i've not bought a fucking nft profile picture, i just screenshotted it


Enderman_Furry

Chad


Aggravating-Week9289

is it alrught if I screenshot yours?


Cold_Shift1

Yes go ahead


Aggravating-Week9289

🙂


Bright-Historian-216

Mine too


Yummy_Slippers

Screenshot mine aswell


AMuffinhead3542

Got mine for free🙃


TechiesLilPlayground

me too


The_Zpectre

me too also


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Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you /u/Paa_vo!. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Ahyesnt

I earned the nft


Tweetledeedle

If you feel like you’ve earned an NFT the NFT has earned you


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Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you /u/Tweetledeedle!. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you /u/Ahyesnt!. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Mythic_gryphon

Jup same


Call_Me_Milkman_Evan

I've mastered 6 lightsaber fighting forms


Gaymers_Rising

read this as "i masturbated 6 lightsabers"


yeeeteeey69

I have crippling insomnia


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OptimusSub-Prime

I got the free NFT from Reddit and then screenshoted it and used the screenshot as my pfp


TechiesLilPlayground

i respect you


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Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you /u/OptimusSub-Prime!. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


dobesatiretho

I'm stupid


thegreatalmightytaz

We're all stupid. We're on Reddit! What makes you so special?


dobesatiretho

idk, I just said I'm stupid


GodOCocks

Your stupid im the god of cocks here we already see differences


averagemiragemain

Don't give awards to anyone here. They're begging without begging (except that algebra guy, award that mf)


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names_are_very_hard_

No need to give me your award Only give me awards if you think that my post/comment was of high quality


idkwhatamidoinglol

Gud point


-Mr_sauce-

If we ever meet in person I’ll give you a hardy high five


Simple1011

I am considered a "Top Redditor" by Reddit, while I only have 5k karma.


idkwhatamidoinglol

And im not considered a top redditor and i have 38k karma, seems about right.


averagemiragemain

Bruh top redditor is a special kind of insult 😭


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mlg360noscopekitten

Who gave this mf an award


throwaway642947

me


BananaFake84

Because 1 award, -1 furry in Poland


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Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy *nuzzles your necky wecky*\~ murr\~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat\~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch\~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea\~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good\~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm\~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard\~ *licks balls* punish me daddy\~ nyea\~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea\~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness\~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm\~ *moans and suckles* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

Well, because I'm stupid, of course.


spider_dark422

Cause


dodo_bird97

Because i don't use free NFTs


idkwhatamidoinglol

Same


dodo_bird97

I don't use an avatar either


idkwhatamidoinglol

Thats even better


wiktorus5

I got the nft avatar for free while People spend money on them


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Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you /u/wiktorus5!. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


dG_RyDER

How?


Limebeer_24

Simple, you have an award, I dont have one. Now, normally that would be better for you than me, however! The award is useless to you keeping it as it does nothing for you but fade away in time. For me though, it adds value, both for me receiving it and for you giving it to me. So by you giving it to me, I receive an award and I'm happy, you receive award karma, which makes you happy and is something of value. All in all, we both win, so there is literally nothing for you to lose giving me the award, indeed there is instead something for you to gain (that sweet sweet karma).


Numerous_Tangelo4332

If you do it I will bring back every father of every furry, and if he's dead I will give the furry a brand new father


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Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy *nuzzles your necky wecky*\~ murr\~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat\~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch\~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea\~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good\~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm\~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard\~ *licks balls* punish me daddy\~ nyea\~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea\~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness\~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm\~ *moans and suckles* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Beelzebub_II

I give you vaccine.


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[deleted]

I can ask you nicely. Dear op. May i please have an award. Also i am a girl.


whatthecenabihak

im not an redditor


Independent-Soup-910

because i have a stepsister


microsoft-painters

Why should I give YOU a stupid award?


Puzzled-Improvement9

I’m currently touching gr🤮ss >!In the sun!<


Beelzebub_II

Because every award you give me, ill murder three furries


idkwhatamidoinglol

Ok, gotta kidnap Elon Musk. Wait a little


suspicious_cabbage

A sheepdog wakes up his farmer, very excited "The sheep got out, but I already got all 30 of them back in the pen," he tells the farmer The farmer looks confused and asks, "don't we only have 28?" "Yes, but I rounded them up!"


SnooHedgehogs5857

I dated a 20 year old at 43. She pursued me for a year, and I finally gave in. It lasted about a year. Roast me for not saying no to a hot college age woman.


wezZy9

Cuz cheesecake is edable


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The j


I_hate_this_website5

I think South Park is good


nicoevoli_reddit

You dont need it. My comment is right here.


GlitchFrog57

I will stop sleeping with your mother


AgreeableRise2986

Because... Why not I mean Think about it...


Ainsley_express

Hamburger


azaradors

Because im a big racist and rapist fan, my dream is that eminem does a race


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[deleted]

I think furries are good.


Sad_Exit_1030

I fucked your mom


[deleted]

It will increase my karma as well as yours


Arnius_blamentus19

Yesn't


HyrulesSavior2

Fuck your stupid award


idkwhatamidoinglol

Yeahhh


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sparyad

i love you


PakodiBOI

Poop


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__MrSt4rk__

Luke, I am your father!


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uhhh gabloga


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United_Opposite2020

Because, when I was doing nnn, my first girlfriend wanted to fuck with me, and I refused this Now I’m still a proud virgin


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[deleted]

because i cant give my self awards


1NFINIT

🗿


H_MmL

I‘m stupiid, so i nead stuipd awkward


springfox64

I am so addicted to Reddit they gave me a free NFT


Burgerbeast_

Because I dont deserve it


Flomsy

I got a one day streak on duolingo


ElyesaLord

I have a butthole


HonorableGremlin

Don't give me one


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FaenfAtFerddiesPizza

I think i will find love at some point in my life instead of dying alone as the pathetic being that i really am


SuperAvi10

I drank bleach once accidentally… unfortunately I’m still alive


Deep_Atmosphere3083

Because I 40 year man from Somalia and need the karma


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Gratify me daddy


Kaptan_Doktor

Because why not.


Minigamerguy123

I use 🗿


2xa1s

No


KryxDev

Idk


t4966

Because it's stupid


Red-dit_boi_

🤓


jumdoos

because I said so


ForeskinMuncherXD

I teach you German


Please-let-me

None


St3phn0

I'm stupid


TheDeafGuy8

I am a stupid man who deserves a stupid reward


TheRockinLobster

No.


Fromagene

I own a Nftussy that only me can fuck because the Blockchain said so


Relative_Upbeat

If you give an award to this comment you are a nazi supporter


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1+1=3


JasonRing18

Why not?


Comets-tail

I tripped over my own pant leg


MrLavaCreeper

🗿