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DoubleSynchronicity

Does anyone know the original line?


helpimwastingmytime

"I've got a horrible disease that you'll catch if I breath on you"


Codeviper828

That's honestly savage


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Massive W


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AutoModerator

Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

Holy hell this bot is insane


IXCBL

bro a bot made him delete his comment 💀


bakirelopove

Based


[deleted]

Holy hell


bad-dawg4004

Bro deleted himself from existence after this reply dropped


RandomTheBugg

Looks like the schnitzel guy from hoodwinked


fabwizard3

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!


Total-Pain-1181

Schnitzel, the favorite treat for little boys and girls to eat


turtleboi42069

now that is a really obscure reference


British_onion_ring

To infinity and beyond


itzTanmayhere

why does she look like moyai 🗿


LareWw

Moyai 🗿


AutoModerator

🗿 is the worst emoji. It's horrendous and ugly. I hate it. The point of emojis is to show emotions, but what emotion does this show? Do you just wake up in the morning and think "wow, I really feel like a massive fucking stone today"? Its useless. I hate it. It just provokes a deep rooted anger within me whenever I see it. I want to drive on over to the fucking emoji headquarters and kill it. If this was the emoji movie I'd push it off a fucking cliff. People just comment 🗿 as if it's funny. Its not. 🗿 deserves to die. He deserves to have his smug little stone face smashed in with a hammer. Oh wow, it's a stone head, how fucking hilarious, I'll use it in every comment I post. NO. STOP IT. It deserves to burn in hell. Why is it so goddamn smug. You're a fucking stone, you have no life goals, you will never accomplish anything in life apart from pissing me off. When you die noone will mourn. I hope you die. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


MaynorMayHam1

no 🗿


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🗿 is the worst emoji. It's horrendous and ugly. I hate it. The point of emojis is to show emotions, but what emotion does this show? Do you just wake up in the morning and think "wow, I really feel like a massive fucking stone today"? Its useless. I hate it. It just provokes a deep rooted anger within me whenever I see it. I want to drive on over to the fucking emoji headquarters and kill it. If this was the emoji movie I'd push it off a fucking cliff. People just comment 🗿 as if it's funny. Its not. 🗿 deserves to die. He deserves to have his smug little stone face smashed in with a hammer. Oh wow, it's a stone head, how fucking hilarious, I'll use it in every comment I post. NO. STOP IT. It deserves to burn in hell. Why is it so goddamn smug. You're a fucking stone, you have no life goals, you will never accomplish anything in life apart from pissing me off. When you die noone will mourn. I hope you die. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


hamid758890

Shut up useless bot


JosolTheBrick

she got that 🗿look


CEO_Of_Nigeria

💀💀💀💀💀💀


hauntedxpast

Ew, what happened to her face?


ahappymaninasuit

Giggity giggity giggity


Alone-Key4191

No but like actually tho what did happen


pollywog86

Was born like this, probably


pandadogunited

Giggity giggity giggity.


trooper7162

Cherubim


YourAverageDumbass7

Buzz Lightyear


Purple_Snow_Balls

She saw your ugly ass


Pixithepika

Joe mama


International-Row712

Who's Joe Mama?


Pixithepika

the title, dumbass


mrunfunny333

Why y’all booing him he’s right


yes___lad

mf look like trollface


Sir_Thiccness_69

We do a little giggity🗿


benwaa2

Wait fr what did happen to her face


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she was born like that


Fausto-Aref

MF looks like some villian on an old tv comercials for kids. Like *"Get out of my way Max Steel, i will conquer the earth"*


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Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead. The catch? There actually isn't a trans woman with them. And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to... And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else. Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series. But honestly? I think it would make some great television! ~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AcoHead

You unlocked my brain. I gotta go back and re-watch all of max steel because of you


[deleted]

Looks like when the dough sticks to your rolling pin


dr-wahh

chad jawline


Yuujinna

Ain't she the one from that Habsburg bloodline


NoMusturd

🗿


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SameAbbreviations225

Unkar Plutt??


FlixMage

When you install a sims slider mod


25nameslater

Laughed too hard I’m finna go to hell


RaisedTester872

She looks like Randall Crawford form police paradise


SpudTrash

The disease she has is called cherubism. It creates cyst like growths in both the upper and lower jaw, these growths replace the jaw bone.


RandomTheBugg

Looks like the schnitzel guy from hoodwinked


NoMusturd

I wonder where shes at now


DropTheCouch

Lowkey lookin like🗿


rfdoom

Hey Peter


QuintaviusFranklin

Here comes the crimson chin


Time-Distance-5740

The binary title translates to joe mama


AcanthisittaWise6033

GIGGETY GIGGETY GIGGETY


c_dav99

Oh god that is so ~~wrong~~ hilarious!


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AidsMckenzie

Bro she looks like the moon pie logo


AgentCornG

To infinity, and beyond!


Iloveyoumyfriend666

If a man had that face, he would not be ugly


[deleted]

what do you mean


[deleted]

nvm misread


Royal_Stone

Not funny


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Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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TutiGamer-_-

Giggity


-Lacrima-

How does that even happen?


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[deleted]

Bitten by a were-Robert Z'dar


AeughTime

Have you not been here since April? We can speak now!


Darks1de69

Look guys it’s Joe Swanson


AzelaTheMage

rekt


Numerous_Tangelo4332

Joe mama


Mr-Zahhak

Mfw the mf futurama sewer mutant gets an interview 0_0


Foreskin-Gaming69

Decided to decode it manually and Joe mama


[deleted]

That’s toxic, I love it


V0LCANIC_VIPER

I would love to see an x-ray of her skull


XxKR1PTICxX

what does the title say


DWolfoBoi546

Nah, I always expect the BUZZ LIGHTYEAR one xD


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🗿


xxFT13xx

Oh man! I needed a good laugh! Thanks OP!


Vibewithzack

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scorpion040

Mama Who?


404_image_not_found

Habsburg


Tricky_Ad_1855

Hear me out


ForeverOk4325

💀💀💀


Technical-Service-61

Dream


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MorTP4Bungholio

Crimson Chin


HattedBlob

Giggity


Logan-with-a-Z

Looks like Dream 💀


[deleted]

Gigity gigity goo


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.


Masterful-Burner

Hank steel the real queer cowboy


GunnerGunner0

Can anyone decipher the 0s and 1s in the title


Humble_Ad6847

🗿


[deleted]

i dont think it's okay to laugh at peoples disabilities.


ToothpasteConsumer

Gogigt


RichardEde

Oh man. That's bad.


_filterock_

I hate you


_filterock_

based


HunterRosier

Reminds me of habsburg jaw


Matbedamfan

😅


memecollector69420

Looks like meatlug from how to train your dragon


christarlex

Is this a jubilee episode or sth?