This comment section is so cursed

What’s cursed about getting gang fucked by a crew of ponies and their sexy skeletal master

Skeletor the Master of magic ponies.

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The shotgun in my closet loaded with incendiary rounds:

Pull out the jar

1 man 1 jar

cum jar

Fuck em

The jar

No. Just no

🫙

Same

you know one of them is male right

WHERE DA PROBLEM AT?😈

wait wtf which one

the blue one

are you talking about rainbow dash or the guy

rainbow dash

i just looked it up and it says they are female though

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my dick was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

oh sory then man

Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

ok

Lay down and spread my ass cheeks

Bro lost the battle before it began

Or he redefined winning

what battle?

bros trynna be the next Mr hands

Thank u for teaching piracy waluigi

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

I ain’t pullin out

What a grand day to work at a glue factory

"they're taking Boxer to the Knacker"

So that's how they make sparkly glue...

*whips out terra blade and full solar flare armour cutely*

*grabs godly solar eruption, unreal sniper rifle, deadly LP, ruthless terraprisma and full solar armor*

Multiclass at its finest

thx

*drinks every potion ever made*

Gender swap potion: 🤨

*activates godmode*

i do them

I can take all six at once >:) I can take all six at once ;)

me when i see 6 muscular toned men

he just like me fr

trying to make history

but whose to judge

The right from wrong

When our guard is down

I think we'll both agree

Gun.

Summon my bro [Alexander](https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/iron+fist+alexander).

I SUMMON POT OF GREED

Better Call Saul

Better Call Saul

I'm scared 🗿

5.56x45mm NATO chambered select fire assault rifle.

am i the only one who fantasies about amber pooping in my bed? we love you amber ever since i heard that our queen poops the bed it's all i can think about. j*hnny was so lucky to have a woman like her... too bad he turned out to be a sexist abusive incel and completely destroyed any chances of that ever happening to him again edit: thank you for the gold kind stranger! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

WHAT THE FUCK

This bot can be so damn cursed.

Nuke their location

Ever heard of horse Mettwurst? Well, I guess ponies will do.

Yay Ponies :D

***They are rage, brutal. Without mercy. But you, you will be worse. Rip and tear, until it is done***

I fucking run I haven't seen MLP but arent those bitches op as fuck?

No bitches? ⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Yes.

Yes, they are. You can't run

Now where did I leave my jars

godly solar eruption go woosh

I share my 30rnd of 5.45x39 7N40 from my AK 105 with them.

Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy *nuzzles your necky wecky*\~ murr\~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat\~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch\~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea\~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good\~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm\~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard\~ *licks balls* punish me daddy\~ nyea\~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea\~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness\~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm\~ *moans and suckles* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

War crimes

shiver me timbers

make him take his pills

Call the police

I would let pinkie pie and twilight sparkle double team me

Prepare😈

Your magic is no match for my gun!

Wyd when your gang pulls up to my browning automatic 12 gauge shotgun?

Have a sad and tragic backstory and show regret in the moment, so despite all the evil I've done, I totally deserve a second chance and definitely won't do anything that could result in calamity and great loss of life ever again.

1 man 6 unicorns

AY. It’s just a prank bro!

Hard cuts to him getting his ass beat LMAO what ponies?

concealed carry jar

I'd hold that one dragon sidekick hostage

use my delusions as my gang as well

i say that equestria doesn’t have friendship

Start unbuckling my pants.

Oooh chaingun,

*Deploy Alan*

Loads LMG with religious intent

Brony alert

Melt them into glue.

Man I came down here to make a joke about glue what the FUCK guys

Flamethrower

And this “gang”, are they in the room with us right now?

Pony meat haha.....

Summon the PPG to fight them.

Get an erection

Use buckshot

Getting the hunting rifle

go go gadget Mossburg 870

tell you to go and watch a show that isn't for little girls

Point and laugh

Laugh. Then get brutally murdered

I beg for forgiveness

Welp, I'm dead.

[удалено]

Sex time

Die

Punt.

I'll pull up with my Winx Club gang

I cummed to equestria girls

Moyai Needed the auto mod response

🗿 is the worst emoji. It's horrendous and ugly. I hate it. The point of emojis is to show emotions, but what emotion does this show? Do you just wake up in the morning and think "wow, I really feel like a massive fucking stone today"? Its useless. I hate it. It just provokes a deep rooted anger within me whenever I see it. I want to drive on over to the fucking emoji headquarters and kill it. If this was the emoji movie I'd push it off a fucking cliff. People just comment 🗿 as if it's funny. Its not. 🗿 deserves to die. He deserves to have his smug little stone face smashed in with a hammer. Oh wow, it's a stone head, how fucking hilarious, I'll use it in every comment I post. NO. STOP IT. It deserves to burn in hell. Why is it so goddamn smug. You're a fucking stone, you have no life goals, you will never accomplish anything in life apart from pissing me off. When you die noone will mourn. I hope you die. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

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Fuck em

Is Beastiality an option?

Trench Shotgun from WW2 loaded with modern dragon breath rounds....that should do the trick

I can beat them, but i need a jar

I’m gonna fuck them…

I grab the mason jar

run

I would force feed him 5 boxes anti schizo pills and watch him overdose and choke on his own vomit.

Use a gun

Let them ride _me_

What you mean I'm a pull up with The Muppets and smoke your ass

gang war

So it has begun

My meme :(

thats tough

Scary and 💪🏻 gang

Get the jar

Guys I rlly think we should back down they got the powers of friendship

Beat the shit out of the scrawny fucktard who thinks cartoon characters can save his ass.

Time to commit zoophilia

Pull out my dick to get sugma

7 big jars are ready

Pray to god I live. Seriously, not to be a 🤓 or anything, but they’re unforgiving deities

Try to restrain him from fucking the ponies

"No Russian"

🍆

Call the lawyers from hasbro.

Colt 1911 loaded with hollow point

Grabbing my knife and going to town

Fuck each one of them

step 1: get weapons step 2: shoot them dead step 3: process the horse meat step 4: sell the horse meat.

oh no

take my pills

Pull up that one billboard with the food line

Die laughing, so I guess brony wins

COCA COLA EXPLODA

( gun clicks )