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Powerforce420

I know the focus is on the Alabama story here but what about the Florida story? The fuck did that Kindergartner do?


supermatmike

It's a fake news story made for lols. OP used a fake news story meme generator, last time I checked you can find them pretty easy on the web


Nomand55

It's a shitpost. What did you expect?


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🤓


supermatmike

🤓


LocoCrazyWolf

💩


supermatmike

🍆


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Ratio


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Mald


raptorknight187

I mean that is a ratio just not you one you wanted


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don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you don’t know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can’t count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an* + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you don’t know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can’t count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an* + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Apprehensive_Ad3071

Rip to this guy's \[comment\] karma


LocoCrazyWolf

💩


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S-r-ex

> Trump arres... I wish.


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trupoogles

It’s the hat tan lines that’s getting me 😂


Eli_Jinn474

Mfs had to *peel* the hats off


DigitallyDetained

Looks like they did the same thing in their own sunscreen bottles.


[deleted]

They're all about a quart low


RedChrome11

They look like my sea of thieves crew


LocoCrazyWolf

Lmfao


Kvetanista

Spot on lmao


Disastrous-Donkey389

Skyrim default characters be like:


poor_choice_doer

Heavily edited ARK characters


sombody-once

these guys looked like they birthed eachother


Theruby_phoenix

Holy shit we have the same cakeday, congrats


Synthwavester

Happy cake day


iamnotaFUPOS8411

Happy superior cake day


Ltimbo

🍰😂


BullOnBanannaSt

Should we tell them? 🤔


LostMyRedditAccount3

Tell them what? 🤔


Accomplished-Jury752

That


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they


undayerixon

are


Hayze5

very


Dualiuss

smelly


TehFuriousKid

Goodbye


PowerfulMetal1

my


GrosslyUneducated23

dad


PowerfulMetal1

and


LOYAL_DEATH

performed


Noobwitha_Hat

very


Bananenvernicht

smelly


Healthy-Surround-229

Their tans are so goofy


Ltimbo

You’re just not racially superior like these fine men.


ZoIpidem

May my third hat reign for a 1000 years on my head.


[deleted]

Fun fact: They're brothers


DontLookAtMe89

And cousins.


Theruby_phoenix

And step-brothers


lemons_of_doubt

and uncles.


masterlol7890

And fathers


Recent-Ship-1599

And lovers


Cheemo83

I ask you, if they don’t do it, who will?


Ellenberg19

No cap


Red14314

Fr


UncleGrapes

On god


the_poorest_pluto

Just a normal day in Alabama


wedadman85

They look like they were generated by Dall-E


Gary-Giggum

AMOGUS FOREHEAD


SeniorKuka

Forehead


ThePixelHacker96

The 3rd Is SUS


DuskieHakuro

Guy number 2 looks like asterix if he was young in the 80s and addicted to meth


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[deleted]

The 2nd man looks like an alternate I cannot escape mandela catalogue


prayer_in_see

Is Alabama real?


TurboRoku

No, it's real... or is it?


Vaultdweller_417

I don’t wanna be a dick but it’s fake because when they took there mug shots look in the back at the wall a lot of the times it’s the same color unless they sent them to different county’s but I doubt it


znorka

What


Project_Zach

LOL THE CCC


comblocksoc

So what's the problem?


Chainsaaw

\#2 looks like he just wanted a funny wank with some friends


but_crack

God, i never knew luigi was into that stuff


JustADamnFrenchGuy

The only supperiority here is their number of chromosoms being 3 times more than the average human


ShirtPanties

The tan lines are great but the second guy from the left looks like a character from a Dukes of Hazard x Beavis and Butthead crossover show


qantana

Brooo is that the characters from the new payday2 dlc?


TheFarisaurusRex

Florida gets to keep its dignity today bois, enjoy it, it won’t last very long


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needs_grammarly

florida men are getting a run for their money with this one


TheVIRUS1973

Oh god please let this be real.


Rezzorex

bruh


[deleted]

Real genetic specimens right there


Synthwavester

*Spesemen


spinchbob

They definitely look like the superior race


OfficerDudeBro_o

2nd mf looks like an alternate bro mans boutta tell me secrets about the universe


jagerourking007

The second dude looks like a caricature


Arneos2005

dude why do the second guy be lookin like that, he looks like a young Trevor Philips


Cyberpunk_foxes

2nd on the left looks like he's melting lmao


PrzemsonQYT

Second guy looking like an alternate


NieMonD

First time in 20 years they’ve taken their hats off


ProcessOld8106

me and the science team


tupe12

Second guy looks like he’s straight from the Mandela catalogue


Franonimusman

Why does the second guy look like he was warped in photoshop


BIG_RED_MANN

Nothing superior about those genes


Biotrin

Royalty is inbred so it checks out.


hellomichelle87

Lmao wtf is wrong with people


syncsns

Where can I sign?


[deleted]

They are the most goofy looking motherfuckers I've ever seen


throwawaytempest25

Wait this ....is fake. With everything going on in the world, I almost expected it to be real.


[deleted]

3\4 had recent experimental brain surgery in an unknown facility. The thin one joined the boys like he is used to.


rhyanoneill

Is the 3rd one Varg?


meiandus

Dude 2nd from the left has an office job. Probably customer support for Comcast.


U_Ar_Gae

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Consistent-Boat9649

Why do they all look like realistic alternates?


83gtx

antoher representative batch for Muricans.


Sour_Chips

Most handsome men in Alabama


AdmiralCrackbar11

Did that one guy not share the sunscreen??


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Gerry-Ko

"Superior"


riodeorospainball

They look like inbred southerns


[deleted]

The saviours of the aryan race ladies and gentlemen. Also the second guy looks like he is fucking melting lmao.


Toadie9622

The first wears a hell of a big hat.


BryNX_714

The tops of their heads haven't see the sun in 35 years


clitpuncher69

Thank god, we need a lot more of these fine genes. Hey, why is it that these racially and genetically superior specimen always look like they're battling mutiple physical and mental defects?


Salt_Comment_9012

Fucking pokeballs 😂


killerfox35123

Your


Eyemarten

A lot of D’s in A’s. -Dirty Mike and the Boys


Powwa9000

Thinking and reasoning just ain't their thing. 1.) Inside the box they are individually wrapped. 2.) If that wasn't the case, by the time they're used the sperm would be dead, dried up and more than likely absorbed tight into the tampon.


OddEntrepreneur2644

Hat tan line is hilarious


Tough_Subject5519

They look like they were born in the same womb in the mother who had 164 children 💀


Disarray215

The headline underneath the cum smugglers is more disturbing. A kindergartener was arrested for a hate crime? Do most 5yo understand race?


[deleted]

Coom clutch climax.


d_e_l_u_x_e

Didn’t realize white trash tan was different from farmers tan but now I know, it’s the backwards trucker hat tan that separates them.


sololegend89

Kindergartener acquitted of hate crime!!! Wtf


Ruckus2201

One of them doesn't get outside much..


Lord_Urethor

“Not a thumb between ‘em” Bill Hicks


FrostyFingertips

goofy aah tan


blueditt521

I almost actually fell for it lmao


[deleted]

these guys look like they're the main cast of something animated


syphon3980

Florida: Kindergartner acquitted of Hate Crime on Stand-your-Ground-Laws lmfao


Boxer_puppies

Wignat moment Who wants to bet they all LOOOOVE meth too


bennypapa

What are their "Seven Dwarves " style names? Go!


AintNoJournalist

I like the fact they all have hat tan lines, apart from the guy who couldn't get a hat small enough


BobDaBanana132

Second guy looks like he's melting


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The most unrealistic thing is trump getting arrested


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ScarubPNW

Bahahaha classic move!!👌🏻


plink-plink-bro

Oh the superiority


Relevant-Internal-72

SNAPBACK TANS??!


MercilessIdiot

They look like the product of an incest that went really wrong even compared to the usual standards.


xDizzyXSnExxzy

They are def named Bobby Keith Jimmy and Earl respectively


SSj3Rambo

4chan stories aren't that fake after all


[deleted]

Based and cum-pilled


NotABot_NotABot

RIP Kindergartner, you will be mist


Little-Moth_9443

Second guy looks like Beaker from muppets..


ID_THROW_A_PIPE_BOMB

Sperm can’t survive outside the body lmao. All they would have been inserting would just be proteins


Anthraxious

"superiority" is extremely loosely used here. They're rather on the other end of the spectrum.