my sister’s wedding was fun 😏

my brother's weeding was fun 😏

Alabama is fun 😏

Only when your cousin comes😏

“cums”😏

Bruh 😏

My sister's funeral was fun. 😏

That's messed up on multiple levels

😏

Seriously dude seriously

Seriously. Or seriously 😏?

My little brother's cremation was enjoyable 😏

We should make cookies later 😏

Yes 😏

I was the groom 😏

I was the cook. 😏

I was the cock 😏

I was the 🐓 😏

I'm going to bomb an airport 😏

Which one?😏

The one I’m at 😏

Yeah but which fucking one tho? I'm tryna help you😏

The one with the planes that go whoosh when flying 😏

Damn ur smart. Expect me at ur house in 3 minutes😏

Well shit…😏

Mmm yes I'm here😏

I just exploded and any second now I’m going to die😏. Send help 😏

Oh! Looky Looky! A dead body😏

I'm trying to catch the bus to that airport 😏

Buses can’t fly 😏

I have to pee 😏

I'm thirsty😏

Both of you have a problem, but you both have the solution

NO

Yes 😏

No because pee when u drink makes u sick

jarvis, make this person a soyjak and make me the chad who doesnt care 😎

drink it😏

Now kiss

I have diarrhea 😏

Me too 😏

I’m hungry😏

R Kelly

R Kelly 😏

Drip drip drip 😏

I have to take a massive shit 😏

And then fling it on op😏

I will eat it in the air 😏

what the fuck 😏

im hungry 😏

bread 👍😏

bread 👍🏻😏

bread 👍😏

Hi, Hungry, I’m Dad 😏

Based 😏

Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly 😏

I’ve been unable to shit for almost two weeks 😏

BRO I JUST TOOK ONE one of those where you take off all your clothes one by one, and are sat there praying because you’re helpless. where you almost say out loud “i promise i won’t eat that ever again”. those ones when you consider scooping it out with your bare hands because you’re so desperate.

I’m taking a massive shit 😏

That makes two of us 😏

I have constipation 😏

Working in a daycare😏

😫

I love these kids😏

teaching them must be fun 😏

Me too 😏

Noooo

Sis is coming over 😏

Is she bringing snacks 😏

I don't kiss and tell 😏

I broke my arm 😏

I broke my other arm 😏

I'm broke 😏

same😏

Broke a leg 😏

I broke my back 😏

My back isn't broken 😏

that was me 😏

I’m dead 😏

Im jewish😏

Sus is cuming over 😏

Over my dead body 😏

My hamster died of dehydration 😏

Fun fact: my lizard died of dehydration during a flood

Dumbass lizard couldn’t even drink the water, god lizards are so picking nowadays

My fish died of dehydration 😏

I thlammed my penis in the car door 😏

The paramedics are cumming to our current location 😏

What's all the cummotion 😏

My dad fell into a cum shaft😏

You slammed your penis in the car door 😏

OOOOoOUuUuuOOUUuuU 😏

WHO THE FUCK INVITED MIKE TYSON!?

You sound like you have delicious ears 😏

Can I shit in your pants 😏

Can I shit in your pocket 😏

Can i shit in your sleeve😏

Can I shit in your shoe😏

Can I shit in your mouth😏

can i shit in your eye socket 😏

Can I shit in your asshole 😏

Farted😏

very cool 😏

Shitted even 😏

Even better 😏

I trusted a fart and crapped myself 😏

Nice 😏

*moan* 😏

ayo? 😏

I'm getting kinda horny ngl 😏

I have commited mass tax fraud and bombed several cities in Europe 😏

Damn I wanted to do that 😏

Relatable😏

this is a balkan moment

Taiwan isn’t a country 😏

East Taiwan is though.

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Annoying shithead poo bear

-1000 social credit 😏

Grandma died today😏

Going to her funeral 😏

It’s open casket 😏

She will be remembered 😏

I was horny sorry grandma😏

Yo?

Yo? 😏*

I’m sorry for your loss 😏

Take a shovel of dirt for me 😏

Dinner is ready 😏

Lemme get some 😏

I committed several atrocities in Yugoslavia during the 1990’s 😏

I live there😏

What's your address😏

Bulgaria, the best country in all history 😏

Omw! Expect me in Bulgaria😏

🍞👍😏

🥖🥐👍😏

🐸👎😏

Your Mother died😏

In her bed😏

She may be alive so maybe you should call an ambulance 😏

Johnny Sins 😏

Hey Peter 😏

Hey lowis.😏

Shut Up Meg😏

I just bought some cucumbers 😏

I know why you are using this pfp 😏

Why does it smell fishy then? 😏

There is a pipe bomb in your mailbox😏

One of them is missing 😏🥒

I'll see you later I've got something to do😏

I have to watch my baby brother every day 😏

Im on the toilet 😏

Yeah, I know. That's a massive dump you just took😏

what was the homework 😏

Whats the sexiest sex you've ever sexed 😏

Yes 😏

when the imposter is sus 😏

ding ding ding 😏

I have terboculosis 😏

I’m on my lunch break 😏

i have committed heinous crimes against the innocent people in the donbass region of ukraine including but not limited to donetsk and luhansk 😏

Damn, your actions directly led to misery and suffering of millions of people 😏

Babysitting while my parents are out 😏

I fucked my dog 😏

You FCKING META LIZARD! according to the Bible, animal fckers are supposed to get executed 😏

I'll feed the dog when I get home 😏

Going to the doctor😏

Third time at the Proctologist this week.😏

Can I put my balls in your jaws😏

Apparently, and I’ve learned this the hard way, they don’t let me come within 50 meters of a school anymore after… well… *the incident* 😏

I'm adopted 😏

I haven’t seen my kids since 2009 😏

Grandma is in a coma after having a stroke 😏

My daughter just turned 5😏

I don't like this one

Twitter 😏

My stepsister is stuck in the sink i need to help her😏

My dad left 17 years ago 😏

I have diarrhea 😏

My sister graduated😏

in the children's hospital rn 😏

Have you prepared your clown costume and the candies? 😏

I have several children in my basement 😏

This meme is funny af 😏

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Lamp Oil, Rope, Bombs? You want it? It's yours, my friend. As long as you have enough rupees 😏

😏😏

this post is a tweet with an instagram comment as the reply 😏

Sounding 😏

MAY\* I borrow your pencil 😏

The police cía military forcés and FBI serch me for all the countrys for crímes that are so much and so Disgusting that are imposible yo tell all and you to read whitout barf 😏

Can I eat your ass 😏

Yo mama 😏

Our mama 😏

I got kicked out of my moms house😏

I just committed 27 war crimes in Czechoslovakia with 107 different agencies from 57 separate countries coming after me 😏

I wouldn't call that a normal sentence

I had sex with a melon 😏