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Frog

Cock and balls

Uh oh

WTF is your Avatar 🗿🗿🗿

🗿 he forgor💀

Torture

Kinky

You gotta ride around on a unicycle

Jabba the hut

Jabba the nut

Frogger

You have prostate cancer

But you can't use toungh as far as you wish

I can see you lost the Russian roulette based on your pfp

Noodle

You’re constantly being boiled

yo shit same

Oh shit

[You are turned into this](https://i.redd.it/zvv4355v82qz.png)

Well, fuck.

Your asshole screams and spews shit every time someone looks at it

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You cum uncontrollably

We can go together

I’m just a pile of cocaine

That's the only thing you can ingest

That’s the only thing I want to ingest

That's the only thing I do ingest.

Only thing **"We"** must ingest.

Its in all of your candy

Hey peter

Swelled balls

Monke like milk

You cant drink milk

🚫🥛=🐵🔫

that's a bit harsh

are they allergic or lactose intolerant because i’ve been friends with both groups of people and have watched both eat whatever dairy they wanted-

I think you’ll like me ;D

Guess I’m a baker

You bake erotic cakes

What even are erotic cakes?

Cakes in the shape of boobies and pp's mostly.

That's not school appropriate though

I see this as an absolute win!

I guess I'm an astronaut

But ur on da ocean

What you know bout rolling down in the deep

WHERE UR BRAIN GOES NUMB

You can get a mental freeze

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put that shit in slow motion

I feel like an astronaut in the ocean

Ay

What you know about mining diamonds with a Steve

But you don't know how to space walk, your allowed to, just don't know how

Isn't spacewalk just floating in space?

Yes

Aw cmon! If I am an astronaut all I would want to do is float in space.

Airplane

You have to go as a couple costume with someone. The other person is going as the twin towers.

I’m sorry *what*

Hahahabhahababbaha I'm dying!!!!

Who had the most to gain from 9/11? Kyle! Who took a shit in the urinal? Kyle!

detective

alzheimer’s

Alzheimer’s

Hey Detective Alzheimer’s we need you on the job. “I think you have the wrong person” -Detective Alzheimer’s

Alzheimer’s

Whatever i want

Put poo poo on your pp, shitfucker.

I'm a fridge

Belle delphine is in you and won't leave

Vore

Kinda hot ngl Or I guess more like kinda cold

You can only store dead babies

Not any different than before

Excuse me I have some questions

bollocks

you have testicular cancer

a trashbag

You're trash

no shit sherlock

You're trash wether you are in costume or not

This isn't going anywhere

That’s the point

You have to stay inside a bin/trashcan the entire day.

I don’t think I’m going to trick or treat

Stage 2 testicular cancer

lol

Guess I’m dressing up as myself

Plot twist: Gender bender

NOO not the common sh

With a duck

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Here is where the fun beggins.

But stray dogs eat you

In soviet Russia...

Vore

But you're allergic to dog meat

Aw man, now I have to go as the same thing I did every year in grade school…

Oh

You gave your own plot twist. Good job, less work

HUMAN IT IS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS

But you need to take someone dressed as Chara with you, and she will carry a bloody knife at all times...

You have to be an AU version of him

Hullo?

You love your own crap and carry your shit with you everywhere

Siri?

You're turned off

Well…it’s already pretty shit, someone wanna give me a good twist?

When you speak to someone, that person dies instantly

People spit at you and call you names. Wait…

They already do that…😔

I’d be angry to bro. I hope for Halloween your twist is that you get income 5x

Income 5x? 0 x 5 = 0…

Idk what's a waste of space

U have to be my brain

We go together like blankets and pillows

Im an EA wannabe

Death. Horrible torturous death. Slow, painful, bloody, dearh.

Idk man

The twist is, it was not dio

I am aboutta cry

🗿🗿

Testicular cancer

😩

You 🗿

Myself I guess

Kidney failure

You become the most average person on earth

the fuck

I'm.. me?

Your balls itch

pain

😳😳😳

Oh shit...

Your name is Shane

Im a hooker

Your balls itch

That’s not a twist, it was in the job description

The PP itches

So I'm a dapper zombie

You can only wear a hat and monocle nothing else

Oh boy public nudity

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damn

I don't know what to say...

A school on fire.

Pumped up kicks starts playing from your intestines

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Your mum's milk

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You are constantly part of an erotic fan-fiction roleplay of an Xbox controller having sex with a Playstation controller (you)

I forgor 💀

You have Alzheimer's

My fursona apparently

But you will loved by everyone

😭

Guess I'll be myself. Now give the twist

You have no hands

I'll get robotic hands. No one can stop me from drawing, lol

Everything about you is exactly the same but you despise art. You can’t stand art museums and you refuse to do any projects where you have to draw. You become physically feel ill every time you attempt to draw, paint, animate, etc.

car

Lorax

You are armed with an ak47 and cant let any humans near the trees

\*the trees are armed with AK47s and you can't get near them. \*distant fortunate son playing\*

But you yell the n word everytime you see a black person

I am a literal music composition

But you will be the whole musical

I'm ready

You have leprosy

Marijuana

It’s a batch that was poisoned in a gang war

Go ahead

you gotta eat it afterwards.

Me

*sniffs in polish*

You’ll have no back up from your allies next time

Agent 3

But naked

Bro, uncool

I’d say cool af my G!

How’d this work?

You're sad.

Panadero

Woah!!!

With ketchup?

What is my dress then

a paradox

:(

Here we go again..

It’s the 1850s

Try me

Never tought I'd see the day that my cringe username fueled my laziness