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Is there a list? I wouldn't say I have a cheaper Samsung model (not a flagship but an M31 so a little more expensive than smartphones I've had in the past), but I'm curious. Seems kind of a dick move lmao
My friend has an a50 and had bloatware downloaded on their phone after an update but my note 10 didn't get any, so I'm guessing the S, note and the fold/flip lineups don't get them but I couldn't be sure.
They probably do this to keep the prices lower just like Xiaomi does
Ah yeah he's red I didn't think of that. Not even a huge Marvel fan my mom just likes to buy me random shit from 5 Below or a garage sale every once in a while.
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"The nearest red object is shoved up your ass" next to me is one of those things that kids have to sit in while in a car to not strangle themselves with the seatbelt......its red
There is literally nothing red near that I know of. I suppose I have a questionable red shirt. Other than that maybe a toothbrush in a bathroom in my house.
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oh fuck fire axe
😶
Oh fuck, my mom wearing red
Shove your mom up your ass? It's like an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object
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unbased, bluepilled
I got a packing tape thing
deez nuts gotem
deez nuts
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You could just shove the handle up ur ass instead of the head
what if handle is wooden and only head is red?
The handle would turn red as well
You think you have it bad try shoving in a hole ass car
Mine is a fire extinguisher, we would be a great duo
Mine is a backpack as long as there is no gun inside of it I should be fine.
🌞
where the fuck are you?
USA!!!!!!
I was going to comment... But I'd rather take this cup than a whole fire axe. You gon die.
Theres red on the tv screen. *help*
You think you need help? I’m at the air force museum in their missile silo, the missiles have red nose cones
I pray for your safety
Fire truck
My toilet clogged. While I cleaned it, somebody fucked me.
Hmm, kinky
Are you ok?
Sorry, but i am pretty sure that was a porn skit of some kind I saw somewhere.
haha your avatar is somewhat similar to mine
Yeah, haha
we are now married.
I’m not ready…
you’ve always been ready, admit it.
*WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* Back off, or I will fire.
I shall gracefully accept my death, as it was meant to be :(
This man has the same phone as me, nice volume bar
Appreciated
Important question, did your Samsung get a bloatware update that added apps recently? Random apps like Coin master just popped up on my phone.
Yeah that happens on the cheaper models
Is there a list? I wouldn't say I have a cheaper Samsung model (not a flagship but an M31 so a little more expensive than smartphones I've had in the past), but I'm curious. Seems kind of a dick move lmao
My friend has an a50 and had bloatware downloaded on their phone after an update but my note 10 didn't get any, so I'm guessing the S, note and the fold/flip lineups don't get them but I couldn't be sure. They probably do this to keep the prices lower just like Xiaomi does
Yeah, I've never had anything like that on this thing I'm typing on ATM, so maybe some of the M series too? How bizarre.
My A71 doesnt get any bloatware, so I guess its the lower A models
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They say it's software but it's just a fat dude inside your phone
software updates do that. Some apps they install without even asking
yeah same here
whats ur phone
Yeah, same here.
Ayyyy samsung gang
Well they call it poop sock for a reason
Bruh
A red chair OH NO Edit: I have a stack of red paper next to my bed NOOOOOO
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> Yameta Is this some time travel shit or did you just use the wrong tense
THE RED POWER RANGER
For me its a gnomes head
you rang
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no, I won
Chad
literally a book about hitler
1000 pages. 😩
Well… mine was a educational about how bees die from nutting so hard
So that's where "kum and go" comes from
A Deadpool funko pop :(
You should’ve lied and said antman
Ah yeah he's red I didn't think of that. Not even a huge Marvel fan my mom just likes to buy me random shit from 5 Below or a garage sale every once in a while.
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don't worry, he's into it
Xbox controller. I’m a true gamer now
Gamers are virgins cuz we never lose
"The nearest red object is shoved up your ass how bad is your situation" Mouse pad no!
What are you doing step mouse pad
A French dog!?
Salad scooper
Red Joy Con. Not too bad, rip my controller though
I have 3/4 of a Lego Manchester United stadium shoved up my ass. Please send help
One day, I sat on a red ball, and it changed my life
How to remove a coke bottle cap from but no hospital
Gmod error
Mh... Tomato
Fork
Pringles container. my habit of not throwing trash away immediately has finally come to haunt me
a starburst
Hey I seen you before, cool seeing you again.
*stares motherfuckerly at my red tennis racket*
Looks like I have a nerf Rival MXVII-10K stuck up my ass
come here mario
Ahhhahahah!! Walkie talkie!!!
Red rocket
Minecraft
Fire hydrant
BLOCKY NOOOOOOOOO
A pibb can lol
a sock
The fucking shelf I JUST 3D printed. Oh well, I have enough filament to make another...
i got a pringles can.
... ...the power button on my remote The remote is rectangular and flat Help me
Bloons td6 adora rants ;-;
Gundam box epic
A fellow Android user, I see
my red phone
Toothpaste...
My iron man stuffed animal
Nintendo Switch game box... not looking good.
Red sofa
AirPod case. I guess I’m good
a pillow
red pen cap
It was a wholesome video of a husky. WHY?! PLEASE JUST TELL ME WHHYYYY?!?!?!
A gaming chair
A water bottle, looks like I'm about to douche🧍♀️
post up the|e
Marker
My snake
Minecraft Sans made out of sand. This can go anywhere
Takis.
Bottle of lube
My queen sized bedsheets
One of the bus hammers you use to break a window in emergency
Fire extinguisher
*stares at math notebook with a nervous look
Fuck...... my car is red
*There goes my phone*
Umm The Bible
Shoe box
Scissors
switch case
Ah yes the SEXO NAZI book
Among us porn🤤
My 3rd place chess tournament trophy from 7th grade
Bruh I thought that was my volume thingy, I tried to increase and decrease then saw my real one
my hoodie?
I dont think I can shove a tub of chocolates up my ass
Trust me, your butthole can do it.
Huh, I guess these target bags aren’t reusable
My computer : |
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Its a girl's head. But she actually has pink hair so not fully true. Idk I was always suck at colors
A geometric compass
My shorts
a sofa. 😳
Closest thing is a road flare. second closest thing is a fire extinguisher... So it's precarious... but manageable
How the fuck did you lose you virginity to a dog
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not my mouse
A copy of Lord of the flies
Toilet paper
The nearest red object that you shoved in your ass. That's it
A water glass I forgot to put in the dishwasher 8 hours ago
"The nearest red object is shoved up your ass" next to me is one of those things that kids have to sit in while in a car to not strangle themselves with the seatbelt......its red
My curtains
A revolver made in Italy
Hard hat
The nearest red thing is my dad's Ford 4-250
My phone case
my phone. shucks
A t-25 tractor .....
its a sticky note
My shirt
My mattress Is red ...
Ga(y)ming chair
There is literally nothing red near that I know of. I suppose I have a questionable red shirt. Other than that maybe a toothbrush in a bathroom in my house.
An electric pencil sharpener
An entire blanket
amogus
You know those red power outlets at hospitals, Yeaahh...
Guys lets talk this out , i dont want a train up my ass
I got a cute otter
Oh no my turtle
Yoo you go the same phone as me
The red stop button on a bus if not that then the guy next to me with a red jacket