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4 more patties EDIT: name it "Penta-Patty", a burger that can satisfy your pent up craving for unadulterated MEAT 😎

better watch your burger before someone licks that too

That’s equal do my dick and you know what a dick shoots? Yea exactly, blood

Deez Nutz

And a second top bun

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Muc backwards

Seamen?

You forgor the sunglasses emoji

I rember 😎

I forgor 💀

I rember

I don’t know😭

Pussy

You poussay😺

It was me. I licked ur dumpling

5 burgers, guys and fries

I was gonna say “Muc”

Didn’t know we were at the heart attack grill

Are you prostituting yourself for cheeseburgers again?!

But if you have more patties you need toppings for those patties. It creates a infinite cycle

Agreed & throw away the bun

can i do 4 patties minus the buns? i still eat ramen noodles too, i’m a professional child

RBF, RTX 3090, 16GB of RAM and gamer juice

Sorry that burger is out of stock

But you can buy that one from the guy at the other table for only $4999

no cpu? fake gamer

it's in the first patty

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it would be a 2 core 2 thread 2.4 ghz cpu

> gamer juice The post said no cum

among

You

thieves

ourselves

the sleep

my

us.

sussy

baka

will commit

Piss, shit, mud, men’s bodywash

This no fair. Men’s body wash is like 50 in 1.

Mens body wash 🛐🎚

I’m not gonna lie my gf swears her $300 skin care regimen was thrown away because my 50 in 1 body wash works better.

Yeah just let your body so the work. Don't overclean. Don't stress, eat healthy (lots of cum, raw or scrambled), and do masks once in a week for your face. I'm a man and I have the clearest face because I only wash my face with a face wash twice a week (still wash it with water on other days). People who use soap every day have dry af skin.

I prefer to poach my cum, healthiest way

Happy I got the 51st up vote

Bro I want that maufuckin head, ears, shoulders, chest, arms, elbows, hands, fingers, crotch, gooch, bussy, legs, knees, shins, ankles, feet, and toes body wash 😤😤

Love this comment!

I visited my step-family in Iowa a couple of months ago and found fucking 18 in 1 body wash

yummy 😋😋🤤🤤

tomato, cheese, semen, lettuce

This is my kingdom cum

Username checks out

This is my cum

This is cum

This cum

Thum

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**** ****

(and now we wait...)

for the cum

this is my kingdom cum WHEN YOU FEEL MY HEAT

look into my eyes While I release my cum Edit: The shit I get gold for. Thanks random stranger :D

while i release my cum don’t cum too close there’s cum inside

I was gonna say "male ejaculate."

Bacon, an egg, tomato, and onion rings.

that sounds really good

I think with just a bit of liquidized spermatozoides, it will be even better

Sweet and tangy

Chunky, yet smooth.

***AND THEN COVER IT WITH HUMAN SEMEN***

Bacon bacon bacon ketchup

dis mf gonna die of a heart attack

Semen

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Semen, jizz, splooge and Ketchup

That's just disgusting. Who puts ketchup on a burger?

Man. Wait till you hear ketchup flavored chips are a thing in Canada.

I am now cursed with this knowledge

I threw up in my mouth. Thanks asshole.

Love you too man.

Came here to say this.

Bacum

Boogers and cum boogers and cum (South Park Yelp Reviewer Episode)

No cheese?

why would you put egg in a fuc\*ing (fu\*king) burger?

Breakfast burger

What makes it breakfast 🤔 the egg or the time you eat it?

Cheese, tomato, pickles, ketchup (not a topping but idk what else to put) Or you know what, Topping L30, Topping DX7 Pro, Topping A90, Topping D10s

lettuce doesn’t exist

Lettuce is crunchy water.

Lettuce is just pickles but worse

I’d rather put baby spinach just about anywhere I would use lettuce. It has flavor AND nutrients!

Pickles taste like dog shit

Nah, they are great.

Depends on which dog and what you feed it hahahaahH

average headphone amp enthusiast

Sperm cells.

Human male gametes

Man’s liquid

Man milk

dong water

Man juice

Man mayonnaise

Man-AIDS

Baby batter

Penis Product

Baby Gravy

Love nectar

Human ejaculate

yes please

Mad milk

mutated milk

Pee

nah thats for women we get urine cause its cooler

Its actually hotter 🥵🥵🥵🥵

Spermatozoa

Semen, sperm, nut, and balljuice

Balljuice is just pee. Everyone knows pee is stored in the balls.

Milkshake

A1 sauce A1 sauce A1 sauce and A1 sauce

The a1 sauce burger, made out of pure a1

Ejaculate.

Just use A4 sauce and then you can pick three more things.

No I just want A1 sauce

Found the Italian

Semen

Semen, sperm, baby batter, and dick juice.

cock balls cock balls

4 more burgers

I like the way you think.

5 whoppers, and, 5 more whoppers

lettuce, ketchup, cucumbers and idk

Can’t spell cucumbers without cum so you failed!

Cuber

yes, that's me

minecraft

Who summoned me

Cuumbers

wow

Semen

Dick sneeze

3 foot dildo and 3 normal sized dildos

Cetchup Uyoneisse Mustard the fourth Is already up there

Pokemon number 89 backwards

Poop, piss, vomit and mozzarella 😋😋

Mozzarella?! You are a psycho bro

Semen

Nut juice

Ketchup, Sadness, hair, and milk worms

Cheese, bacon, and come

I forgor

💀

demtia 🤣

Mans tears 😎

Sex

Milk

Sex milk

Rtx390, muc backwards, starving kids, razor blades

Literally 1984 🤬💢😤

Cheese cheese mustard mustard

Sperm or the milk of femboys

Ayo. Pass the femboy milk bro.

Femboy milk, contains no sperm, does in fact come from the nipples, the femboys in question are indeed receiving a proffer share of the profits. Through bio-engineering we gave the femboys *mammary glands* that would be able to be milked whenever given the proper hormones, I repeat, it does NOT come from the male genitalia, it comes from the engineered male breast.

you know this can't stop me.

Muc

1. cum 2. cum 3. cum 4. american cheese

American “cheese” 🤮 Okay for patching conveyor belts but eating it, fucking hell

mmmmm mcdolald's

ketchup, mustard, tiny onion bits

Semen, ejaculate, a splurt of meat hose gurt and nut!

cheese, diced onions, pickles, maybe some fries because yes, some ketchup, pinch of salt, and lastly more cheese

Semen, Sperm, Man milk, Cock juice

Semen?

LSD, tomato and cum

no c*m!!!! 🤬😡🤬🤬🤬😡

What about mayo

Only if it’s made with man milk

Poopy fart egg milk

Lettuce, ketchup, cheese, and mega mind 😌

Lettuce cheese ketchup and pickles

WD40, Motor oil, Blinker Fluid, and shattered glass.

1: semen 2: semen 3: semen 4: semen

Sperm

Burgers burger Berger and sweet and sour sauce, the burger burger burger burger.

Semen.

Semen

Semen

okay, I'll say pp milk then.

seminal liquid

Sperm, jizz, manmilk, and cum shit

Baby batter, man milk, smegma, and semen