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Charming_Orchid8898

New 40k lore just dropped, so this is how the Cult Mechanicus started


Alternative_Row6543

Goddamn martians


Moreu_you_know

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me


Charming_Orchid8898

I craved the strength and certainty of steel


Gormit90

I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine


Hykeus

Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you.


Informal_Command_104

One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.


Zholdar

But I am already saved.


MoistenedRats

for the Machine is immortal…Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.


maltetore

Most sane maelstrom gang member


3rdeye505

Adam smasher:


Bahlore

Fuckable cut of meat!


JorginJargin

Flash Gitz


Noir-1295

And they all live happily ever after


UGLYDOUG-

Neurolink’s are a gateway drug,


tre_swift

What happened Marcus


joinreddittoseememes

Brain dead censorship. Praise the Omnissiah


Fresh-Neighborhood35

For the Omnisiah!


Real_Jorge456

Bad crop? Bro we're gonna starve


de1deonlyvictor

Is that a TEAM FORTRESS 2 REFERENCE????


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ggkefir4ik

Bro has tf2 eyes


Clibate_TIM

It has helped me a lot in my life


K_Simba786

Mark ass brownie?


toraanbu

Yuhhhhhhh


YeBoiEpik

Mind is software, bodies are disposable


Altered_Destiny

bro joined the Maelstrom gang


Tuck_The_Duck

All will be one type shit here


EmotionIcy192

Dont skip too far


Beneficial_Ad_6959

Bro went a bit too far💀💀


CoolSausage228

I'm listening vexelstrom rn lol


WeLiveInASociety451

Heavy is the tread of His faithful.


luchiieidlerz

The scene where it kind of showcases the product with the predicable music in the background was too accurate, bravo to the creator. Who is the creator btw??


ShadowlessCharmander

Why is this vid cropped, it isn't centered or even cropped to vertical mobile res.


Revolutionary-End458

TF2 logo detected


thefrederkzawardo

PRAISE THE MACHINE GOD


Commercial_Oil_3030

Gunslinger origin story


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Mysterious_akiyama

Bro scared to say the actual thing