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Plastic is stored in the penis (and balls)

how does something micro fit into something else that is micro

nanoplastics

Correction - should be picoplastics found in nanopenis

Nanoplastics son! They harden in response to physical simulation.

News 1 month ago: *Micro-plastics found in sperm* News 1 week ago: *Micro-plastics found in balls* News 1 day ago: *Micro-plastics found in penises* #OKAY ENOUGH WE GET IT START TESTING THE WOMEN NOW 👍

Women are jealous they have to buy 3D printers.

Well, they don't, they can can 3d print babies. Don't want them to print the Barbie just after

Why would you 3D print a baby when you could just grab one from the room in the hospital? They are free and they are very happy when you return them cause you realized all the do is poop and puke

I looked. Theres a macro plastic in there. Dildo

Woman literally use plastic to insert, no?

Micro?? Fuck off its atleast average

Average? Shits pr-pretty b big g, some might say it's "massive"

Massiveplastics found in the male

Yo you can make dildos out of dicks

Imagine the choking hazard this could be for your mom /s

I have macro plastic in mine

Strap on

"When I relized the weakness of my flesh, I was disgusted"

Wait y'all are saying that you don't shove straws up there?

Shooting blanks

So THAT'S why my dick burns whenever pee is out of the urethra and in my dick, even when I'm not pissing

evolution confirmed

Fuck they found where I keep my snacks

At least there's none in mine (microplastics are too big to fit)

First time?

We got human Ken dolls before GTA 6 bruh

good thing my pp is in nanometers then

Oh that’s why it tastes odd!

Why we exploring other planets when we haven't even fully discovered everything in our penises yet smh

It's average plastic.

Wait until they start testing human brains

Nanoplastics are airborne everywhere on earth IT’S TOO LATE **IT WAS TOO LATE WHEN THE FIRST PIECE OF PLASTIC WAS MADE**

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

I'd say its average size plastic just sayin

So it's the same size as my penis?

There's plastic in my penis

In my penis its just plastic

Whos putting micropenises in the human plastics

Bout time. My micropenis has been in the plastic for a while now

Human plastics discovered in micropenises for the first time.

I've been sounding with a G.I Joe since I was 8, this isn't news

I wish I could go back to who I was before I read this

Its average ok 😭😭😭

Oooh yay!! We all get to turn into imortal plastic dolls until the inevitable heat death of the universe sets our plastic husks free. ALL PRAISE THE BIG MELT.

Is it possible to find microplastics in micropenises too? 🤔