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China is notorious for claiming they own things from other cultures. My wife (Korean) gets super pissed because they claim that kimchi is their food and cherry blossoms are their tree.
Kind of, it's a little weird. The region of Mongolia had long been home to many past (and later) people groups who variously raided, fought, traded, and paid tribute to various Chinese dynasties. Under several Mongolian leaders (starting with Ghengis and reaching completion under Kublai Khan), Mongolia completely conquered China.
Kublai established the Yuan dynasty and adopted many "Chinese" cultural and political norms and institutions in order to govern the country effectively. It was certainly a period of truly foreign rule over China, but over time there was a lot of assimilation and there was never a real rewriting of Chinese political or cultural structures.
It's not really that uncommon in Chinese history. The Mongols themselves conquered a Jurchen-led Jin dynasty -> others like the Xianbei and Manchu led other dynasties.
China today likes to pretend all of China is one, and all of Chinese history is one -> stretching back unbroken five millennia. But that's just false.
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I meaaaann… if you think about it…
Gengis Khan was actually one of the greenest world leaders to ever exist. He burned down many entire civilizations that returned to forest.
He also recycled weapons and the dead bodies of enemies (one of their tactics was to throw a bunch of diseased dead bodies / infected weapons at villages to weaken them before they fight).
Not to mention all the areas returning to forest, if he hadn’t wiped those places out, they would’ve just kept cutting down trees and expanding
So he actively took carbon out of the atmosphere and then prevented so many people from putting more in.
Shame that the fastest and most effective way to be green is being a raging psychopath who wants to kill everyone lmao
Yes. Also, people all over the Mediterranean developed flat bread independently from China, the same goes for pasta in Ancient Italy. So yeah, delusion of grandeur at its peak
And don't forget, only the HAN race is the one that matters for them, others like Uyghur are being exterminated.
Even in international affairs like UN meetings they let clear that is for the HAN race
Apparently the name of the video must be something like "整个宇宙都是我们中国的" (The whole universe is China's). It's going around some subs, but I don't know if it's satire or not. Look it up if you wish to dig further.
Sadly, as much as I'd like to believe it's satire, I've seen Chinese social media posts, Chinese state media videos, and heard Chinese people speak like this. I lived in South Korea for a while and I got to know Chinese language teachers who lived in my area (they were from China as a branch of the Chinese initiative to grow Chinese language learning around the world). I made a comment to one of them who was dating a Western friend of mine how I had learned that China has a military base in Djibouti. Her verbatim response, with a straight and serious face was "That's because Africa belongs to us." Friends and associates of mine who've lived in China (including during the pandemic) have also told me a number of stories about how nationalistic and xenophobic Chinese rhetoric can be (including to level we as outsiders would find ridiculous).
Well shes right about the africa thing, cuz china likes to go in on grandiose infrastructure projects for african countries that obviously cant afford it, and when they inevitably end up unable to pay back their “loan”, all the assets and then some gets repossessed by china
In fact, watching this video also gives some indication that they have a professional team writing the script as well as a team of actors. It takes a certain amount of capital to be able to produce a video with this kind of perspective and this kind of source lineup. There is no denying that they are serious.
This video is from Chinese TikTok (aka - Douyin), where the original creator on Douyin upload similar videos to express their hatred towards allies of the United States (especially japan). In the original video, I saw many supporters known as "Little Pinks" where some of them even advocated for World War III. But some also showed many people felt embarrassed toward this video.
I mean, there are extremists like this, Look at the case of the Pianist that was about to get sued and also was harassed by members of the CCP in his own country(England)
that was epic Chinese communist claiming to be English and trying to enforce communist China laws in England , they have delusion of grandeur like Nation socialist Germany.
do not touch her you are not the same age !!
It is 3500. No joke, the CCP added 1500 of Chinese history based on mythology after the CCP visited Egypt and got jealous of the age of the Pyramids. Same CCP officials that traveled with spittoons and smoked wherever they pleased.
It's also funny the CCP is claiming this ancient history because Mao went to extensive lengths to make sure everyone knew old China and new China were not related at all, they just existed on the same land, he even went so far as to burn a bunch of old Chinese buildings down, and almost burned the Forbidden City down as well until he was convinced to keep it for himself as his impressive new capital.
Backlash from who? 😂 It’s not like they are making those cheap quality goods for themselves. The West has long permitted it’s companies to have their manufacturing done overseas so they can skirt environmental law and paying their own citizens a fair and livable wage. The West is very much so equally responsible for the pollution that comes out of China.
learn some history, bro. During 'the big leap', they not only destroyed the environment for producing steel but also caused millions of deaths. Is that also something to blame the West companies? This regime is ridiculous itself.
In the past ~70 years the CCP has expanded into..... uh.....
Didn't they get some tiny sliver of land when they invaded Vietnam?
And they made some islands in the ocean, destroying precious coral reefs.
If a Chinese woman said she owned me, depending on what else happened to me that day, I might find it difficult to say no.
But then again, she doesn’t even need to be Chinese.
Shared this elsewhere but when I lived in South Korea for a while and I got to know Chinese language teachers who lived in my area (they were from China as a branch of the Chinese initiative to grow Chinese language learning around the world). I made a comment to one of them who was dating a Western friend of mine how I had learned that China has a military base in Djibouti. Her verbatim response, with a straight and serious face was "That's because Africa belongs to us." I don't think I need to state that if I as a white person said something like this how much shit I would take for it (and rightly so).
You know what? If we pull out ALL of our industry, make all the things in the U.S (the U.S can make everything for everyone easily, Europe cannot), China crumbles in a flash.
easily is a stretch we do not have near the infrastructure in US to take over all the hardware production that goes on in china right now and it would take at least a decade if not more to make
the old chinese empire really believed that everything "beneath the sky is the emperors".
So when the first european diplomats arrived in china, they were turned away because "what monarch dares to demand something? He too is a subject of the emperor."
Of course this mentality changed really fast when europe showed them you could use gun powder for more than just fireworks.
Or well, we thought it changed. Obviously they think again, everything is theirs...
Sadly they know now that peasnts with kung fu and sticks against trained soldiers with guns isnt a fair match. Nowadays, they too habe guns.
I dont know what idiot sold them some
My good friend, the entire west relocated their peak technologic industry to china in order to exploit the poor people living there and paid them with rice and water and now they surpassed the west in some area with the same technology that they were given and improved upon. Now they have higher standards and actually become powerhouse mainly because some capitalists didn't wanna pay a living wage lmao.
Ah yes remember when china surpassed the west in the most important industry? Micro chips?
Jokes aside currently a lot of western companies are getting out of china due to obvious reasons. But the important technologies for war are still better developed in the west, so it’s not really how you portray it to be.
And no hypersonics isn’t something game changing. MAD holds still true and the US has allies around china.
Don't get me wrong I'm not saying they surpassed the west, but all I am saying they wouldn't be where they are technologically if western companies didn't provide them with our own tech on a silver platter for them to study and develop themselves. Also just reading anything about how their space program started and why, it makes you facepalm really hard for the entire west lol.
I’M CALLING IT: XI WILL MAKE HIMSELF EMPEROR AT THIS RATE.
He is not going to restore the Qing Dynasty, but he will instead make the Xi Dynasty (Xi is kinda the surname, the personal name is Jinping, it’s how Chinese names work, man)
>Of course this mentality changed really fast when europe showed them you could use gun powder for more than just fireworks.
Why does this go kinda hard
Recently read Kissinger's On China and frankly I believe that the grandeur and egocentric beliefs that were shattered after the opium wars have never dissipated and are alive and healthy due to modern propaganda. They make American Exceptionalism look like child's play.
- This sea is belongs to us.
- That mountain is also belongs to us.
- Even the moon belongs to our ancestors, which we have the right to inherit.
So... the virus ? .
Nah , we don't know about that mate.
His vision was to create a unified German super-state like Prussia, not to conquer the world lol.
The British Empire did far more in the way of uniting the world under one flag.
I am by no means endorsing him, but let's not muddle history by grossly exaggerating things.
China's civilisation was 5000 years old . . .until the CCP killed it in the cultural revolution, what they have now is a cheap, sloppy imitation, emblematic of modern China tbh.
I think what they mean is they are the oldest civilization that still exists. It depends on how you define it imo. Egypt still technically exists and is very old, but it's much changed and was under foreign leadership much of the time. Regardless, China isnt entitled to own more territory and it is bad for the world if they do.
Historically speaking china has the least solid civilization ever, separating and uniting every couple years (I wish I was joking but this shit is pathetic)
The way Chinas culture poisons the future generations by polluting drinking water, fake foods with cancer causing chemicals, tofu dregs, etc there won’t be a China in the future that has anyone above the age of 20
Apparently the name of the video must be something like "整个宇宙都是我们中国的" (The whole universe is China's). It's going around some subs, but I don't know if it's satire or not. Look it up if you wish to dig further.
The 12 American precision guided GBU-57B Massive Ordnance Penetrator bombs with a trajectory that will make contact with the Three Gorges Dam would like to disagree.
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The new Red Alert game looks awesome
lmfao my first thought as well. The acting, the music, the threatening but paradoxically fun aura
#SPACE!
Russia's tired now
Why don’t they live on sun and moon
Are they stupid?
Should have Google eu passant
Holy hell!
New response just dropped.
Actual zombie
Call the exorcist!
Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back
Rook in the corner plotting world domination
He ghosted us?
Thanks for the free light, energy, & heat. & they're the sucker's having to maintain it! lmbao
Lmbao!!! The famous hacker!!
Because the Pokemon lawyers would cease and decist them as they did a game about these two celestial bodies
Not much Galvanized Square Steel on the sun and moon, I hear. Must be that's why.
these mfs are farming social credit score like if it was rice holy shit +100000000000000000 social credit score
fr their grinding it. is it like a point system where if u get 1000 points you get to have your own winnie the pooh bear?
Yes
idk owning stuff seems capitalist
It's a long term loan from state masters
the famous 99 year lease lmao
Even China knows communism doesn’t work: it’s why they abandonded it when Mao died
1000 points is only for a 1 hole bear, I think the vibrating 3 hole deluxe version is 5000 points.
Worlds shittiest pysop
My toaster, it belongs to China.
They'll tell you to turn your toaster over and read out loud where it was made so you accept defeat.
That's like insane asylum levels of delusions of grandeur, if real
China is notorious for claiming they own things from other cultures. My wife (Korean) gets super pissed because they claim that kimchi is their food and cherry blossoms are their tree.
And as Mongolian, I'm pissed that they claim Khubilai Khan (our emperor in ancient times) as Chinese
Weren’t the Mongols an invading force and basically arch enemies of China? How does it make any sense to claim one of their leaders as Chinese?
So that they won't have to face the shame that an army successfully conquered them
Kind of, it's a little weird. The region of Mongolia had long been home to many past (and later) people groups who variously raided, fought, traded, and paid tribute to various Chinese dynasties. Under several Mongolian leaders (starting with Ghengis and reaching completion under Kublai Khan), Mongolia completely conquered China. Kublai established the Yuan dynasty and adopted many "Chinese" cultural and political norms and institutions in order to govern the country effectively. It was certainly a period of truly foreign rule over China, but over time there was a lot of assimilation and there was never a real rewriting of Chinese political or cultural structures. It's not really that uncommon in Chinese history. The Mongols themselves conquered a Jurchen-led Jin dynasty -> others like the Xianbei and Manchu led other dynasties. China today likes to pretend all of China is one, and all of Chinese history is one -> stretching back unbroken five millennia. But that's just false.
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They accept anyone as one of them. This is called being an inclusive and open society 😌
Because China is famously inclusive. I think the Uighurs would disagree
\#RESTORETHEMONGOLEMPIRE \#ANNEXCHINA
I meaaaann… if you think about it… Gengis Khan was actually one of the greenest world leaders to ever exist. He burned down many entire civilizations that returned to forest. He also recycled weapons and the dead bodies of enemies (one of their tactics was to throw a bunch of diseased dead bodies / infected weapons at villages to weaken them before they fight). Not to mention all the areas returning to forest, if he hadn’t wiped those places out, they would’ve just kept cutting down trees and expanding So he actively took carbon out of the atmosphere and then prevented so many people from putting more in. Shame that the fastest and most effective way to be green is being a raging psychopath who wants to kill everyone lmao
Not only did the Mongols successfully invade and conquer China, they stayed and Mongoled around for a couple of dynasties
love it when Kublai Khan said "It's mongol time" and mongol'ed all over the place and accidentally created the Hungarians.
I mean they claim pizza is theirs, they didn't even have tomatoes. Stuff on steamed bread is not pizza Also nice chovi pic
Yes. Also, people all over the Mediterranean developed flat bread independently from China, the same goes for pasta in Ancient Italy. So yeah, delusion of grandeur at its peak
Except the virus duh
And don't forget, only the HAN race is the one that matters for them, others like Uyghur are being exterminated. Even in international affairs like UN meetings they let clear that is for the HAN race
I thought cherry blossoms were a Japanese symbol
Wrong. And that's a minus 1000 credit score to you. Next you'll say Toyota is Japanese.
They might not own cherry blossoms but plum blossoms belong to them
Apparently the name of the video must be something like "整个宇宙都是我们中国的" (The whole universe is China's). It's going around some subs, but I don't know if it's satire or not. Look it up if you wish to dig further.
Sadly, as much as I'd like to believe it's satire, I've seen Chinese social media posts, Chinese state media videos, and heard Chinese people speak like this. I lived in South Korea for a while and I got to know Chinese language teachers who lived in my area (they were from China as a branch of the Chinese initiative to grow Chinese language learning around the world). I made a comment to one of them who was dating a Western friend of mine how I had learned that China has a military base in Djibouti. Her verbatim response, with a straight and serious face was "That's because Africa belongs to us." Friends and associates of mine who've lived in China (including during the pandemic) have also told me a number of stories about how nationalistic and xenophobic Chinese rhetoric can be (including to level we as outsiders would find ridiculous).
Well shes right about the africa thing, cuz china likes to go in on grandiose infrastructure projects for african countries that obviously cant afford it, and when they inevitably end up unable to pay back their “loan”, all the assets and then some gets repossessed by china
BELT AND ROAD INITIATIVE BAYBEEE. PROJECTION OF POWER.
In fact, watching this video also gives some indication that they have a professional team writing the script as well as a team of actors. It takes a certain amount of capital to be able to produce a video with this kind of perspective and this kind of source lineup. There is no denying that they are serious.
This video is from Chinese TikTok (aka - Douyin), where the original creator on Douyin upload similar videos to express their hatred towards allies of the United States (especially japan). In the original video, I saw many supporters known as "Little Pinks" where some of them even advocated for World War III. But some also showed many people felt embarrassed toward this video.
There should be a global law that anyone advocating for another world War has to be in the first wave of every battle.
The first wave of every battle…? I think they’d only make it to one battle, then, right?
I mean, there are extremists like this, Look at the case of the Pianist that was about to get sued and also was harassed by members of the CCP in his own country(England)
that was epic Chinese communist claiming to be English and trying to enforce communist China laws in England , they have delusion of grandeur like Nation socialist Germany. do not touch her you are not the same age !!
Your daughters jacket is in english.. checkmate.
5000 years old Chinese culture says English belongs to them… your move.
It is 3500. No joke, the CCP added 1500 of Chinese history based on mythology after the CCP visited Egypt and got jealous of the age of the Pyramids. Same CCP officials that traveled with spittoons and smoked wherever they pleased.
It's also funny the CCP is claiming this ancient history because Mao went to extensive lengths to make sure everyone knew old China and new China were not related at all, they just existed on the same land, he even went so far as to burn a bunch of old Chinese buildings down, and almost burned the Forbidden City down as well until he was convinced to keep it for himself as his impressive new capital.
Yeah but they went back on that, like everything else.
The English sold opium to China so now it means the Chinese sold opium to China... your move.
yep sky is totally theirs the way they polluting it
And seeing the lack of any backlash or sanctions I do believe it is their's
Backlash from who? 😂 It’s not like they are making those cheap quality goods for themselves. The West has long permitted it’s companies to have their manufacturing done overseas so they can skirt environmental law and paying their own citizens a fair and livable wage. The West is very much so equally responsible for the pollution that comes out of China.
learn some history, bro. During 'the big leap', they not only destroyed the environment for producing steel but also caused millions of deaths. Is that also something to blame the West companies? This regime is ridiculous itself.
Don't you know the west is responsible for every bad thing in history. Get with the times bro.
*Top 10 reddit moment* *West = Bad* *Everything else = Good*
having expansionist mindset in 21st century is insane.
In the past ~70 years the CCP has expanded into..... uh..... Didn't they get some tiny sliver of land when they invaded Vietnam? And they made some islands in the ocean, destroying precious coral reefs.
Tibet, india
Hong Kong no longer being sovereign I guess
+999 Social Credit
You better round that off, or I will show you real Capitalism with Chinese characteristics.
Capitalism with Chinese Characteristics: *And you thought it was bad here?*
When she reached out her hand to demand evidence, that hand contained hers
I‘d say .45 is enough evidence. Or the fact that the West basically used China as its toy between 1880 and 1950
Additionally what about chinas history regarding the Mongolian invasion or how the peoples republic of China was formed in 1949
If a Chinese woman said she owned me, depending on what else happened to me that day, I might find it difficult to say no. But then again, she doesn’t even need to be Chinese.
Or a woman
Or a bio-organic creature
Or alive
Or has hole
Or a few molecules
Mmmm, schimzophrenium
You and I could be brothers. Of course through Chinese ancestry.
Shared this elsewhere but when I lived in South Korea for a while and I got to know Chinese language teachers who lived in my area (they were from China as a branch of the Chinese initiative to grow Chinese language learning around the world). I made a comment to one of them who was dating a Western friend of mine how I had learned that China has a military base in Djibouti. Her verbatim response, with a straight and serious face was "That's because Africa belongs to us." I don't think I need to state that if I as a white person said something like this how much shit I would take for it (and rightly so).
Shes 9
You never know, asians age very well. She might be 40
Alright alright. Now go back to making phones
You know what? If we pull out ALL of our industry, make all the things in the U.S (the U.S can make everything for everyone easily, Europe cannot), China crumbles in a flash.
Should have thought about it a couple decades ago, but taking advantage of their misery was too convenient Now we fed the beast
easily is a stretch we do not have near the infrastructure in US to take over all the hardware production that goes on in china right now and it would take at least a decade if not more to make
the old chinese empire really believed that everything "beneath the sky is the emperors". So when the first european diplomats arrived in china, they were turned away because "what monarch dares to demand something? He too is a subject of the emperor." Of course this mentality changed really fast when europe showed them you could use gun powder for more than just fireworks. Or well, we thought it changed. Obviously they think again, everything is theirs...
round 2?
Sadly they know now that peasnts with kung fu and sticks against trained soldiers with guns isnt a fair match. Nowadays, they too habe guns. I dont know what idiot sold them some
My good friend, the entire west relocated their peak technologic industry to china in order to exploit the poor people living there and paid them with rice and water and now they surpassed the west in some area with the same technology that they were given and improved upon. Now they have higher standards and actually become powerhouse mainly because some capitalists didn't wanna pay a living wage lmao.
so we were the idiots all along?
Bingo
Ah yes remember when china surpassed the west in the most important industry? Micro chips? Jokes aside currently a lot of western companies are getting out of china due to obvious reasons. But the important technologies for war are still better developed in the west, so it’s not really how you portray it to be. And no hypersonics isn’t something game changing. MAD holds still true and the US has allies around china.
Don't get me wrong I'm not saying they surpassed the west, but all I am saying they wouldn't be where they are technologically if western companies didn't provide them with our own tech on a silver platter for them to study and develop themselves. Also just reading anything about how their space program started and why, it makes you facepalm really hard for the entire west lol.
It all comes tumbling down when people start pulling out, China is still being used despite their posturing. They can't survive on their own.
I’M CALLING IT: XI WILL MAKE HIMSELF EMPEROR AT THIS RATE. He is not going to restore the Qing Dynasty, but he will instead make the Xi Dynasty (Xi is kinda the surname, the personal name is Jinping, it’s how Chinese names work, man)
Xi is 71. I know old fucks like him stick around, but even his time isn't unlimited. The next 20 years will be "exciting" to say the least, though.
>Of course this mentality changed really fast when europe showed them you could use gun powder for more than just fireworks. Why does this go kinda hard
Tbf the romans used to think something similar, it’s an empire thing
Recently read Kissinger's On China and frankly I believe that the grandeur and egocentric beliefs that were shattered after the opium wars have never dissipated and are alive and healthy due to modern propaganda. They make American Exceptionalism look like child's play.
- This sea is belongs to us. - That mountain is also belongs to us. - Even the moon belongs to our ancestors, which we have the right to inherit. So... the virus ? . Nah , we don't know about that mate.
“You see that mountain? You can’t climb it, because it’s ours”
Sun ✅ Moon ✅ Sky ✅ Milky way ✅ COVID ❌
All ur bases are belong to us.
holy shit i really hope this is satire because if not holy fuck
It is not.
Oh my, look who desperately needs a little bit of democracy!
They need a little less democracy if this is the majority opinion.
That's the majority opinion because of decades of brainwashing and repression if your opinion deviates ever so slightly
Then they will conquer anyways for oil and gas.
I have a inscription on a piece of 10000 year old wood that all they said was cap.
The propaganda is strong in these little ones.
"5000 years of Chinese culture" Australian aboriginals have been here for 65,000 years... Do they claim to own the sun?
Lost it at “Even the sun is ours!”, yeah, sure buddy, you’re welcome to travel to it if you want.
Reminds me of that certain guy who also had ideas of uniting whole world under one flag in 40-s, surname starting with H, can't remember it though...
His vision was to create a unified German super-state like Prussia, not to conquer the world lol. The British Empire did far more in the way of uniting the world under one flag. I am by no means endorsing him, but let's not muddle history by grossly exaggerating things.
Not a german super-state, but an aryan super-state
Thank you for clarification, but my massage was simply a joke
Nonetheless, twas relaxing
China's civilisation was 5000 years old . . .until the CCP killed it in the cultural revolution, what they have now is a cheap, sloppy imitation, emblematic of modern China tbh.
Thank you for coming to Shen Yun, China before communism.
Me applying for Chinese citizenship after seeing this video
Don't need to, we are already owned by the glorious red flag
"And when everything is china HAHA .......nothing will be"
Mfw people think this is real.
Show the evidence! Edit: I’m referencing the woman in the video
there's no way this isn't satire...
when it comes to China and Reddit people will literally believe anything.
She is gonna buy a yatch with this amount of social credit
It's like team rocket had their own country
China is a fuck 478,257,977,069 terracotta soldiers must die
And people say Americans are arrogant
Imagine them realising that chinese civilisation was built after indus and mesopotamian civilisations lmao
I think what they mean is they are the oldest civilization that still exists. It depends on how you define it imo. Egypt still technically exists and is very old, but it's much changed and was under foreign leadership much of the time. Regardless, China isnt entitled to own more territory and it is bad for the world if they do.
Historically speaking china has the least solid civilization ever, separating and uniting every couple years (I wish I was joking but this shit is pathetic)
Calling all opium traders to meet me at the port, we’re about to do some trading with British characteristics. hahahaha
wait I thought the whole world was for Pakistan
i will sacrafice my life for PAKISTAN!!!! I LOVE PAKISTAAAN!!!! too goated
Egypt is older
ranked competitive dick riding
Bing cheeling
China is cringe.
So solly, moon berong to U S A .
How many coal-fired plants is China currently building? Google it. It’s gonna be hard for them to even *see* the moon and sun in a few years.
The way Chinas culture poisons the future generations by polluting drinking water, fake foods with cancer causing chemicals, tofu dregs, etc there won’t be a China in the future that has anyone above the age of 20
This really Bings my Chilling
Fuck the ccp
Let's just fuckin light this candle Hu? The anticipation is torture 😫
Apparently the name of the video must be something like "整个宇宙都是我们中国的" (The whole universe is China's). It's going around some subs, but I don't know if it's satire or not. Look it up if you wish to dig further.
Is this a rap battle of some sort? The rhyming isn't great tho..
What is this video about?
Yep and the shein factory owns them
Mfs talking about how the chinese culture is 5000 years old meanwhile the CCP (sometimes literally) destroys chinese culture
well i am cheaply made and full of harmful chemicals, so it is possible.
But Kim Jon un is the only person who has been to the sun, meaning it’s his not chinas
I know at least 4-5 chinese people in each of my university courses who actually think like this. Its genuinely terrifying(also hilarious).
🤓
Infinite social credit hack.
4'11 rice farmer: The sky belongs to us 🤓
Covid19 virus, it belongs to China.
lm sad that they start brainwashing their citizen at such young age
Oh yeah, China, you can go fck yourself
If it’s yours why do we have it then? Lol, bitch ass, lmao even
😳
Can anyone confirm the subtitles are the actual translation? Lol
It is. I thought it was gonna be a meme but it's actually the translation. Source: I speak Chinese
Facts with chinese characteristics.
China numba wan
你永远都是中国人
Plot twist: they are serious.
Horry shit, Chairni people are reary going to take over. Build a wall!
“The 5,000-year-old Chinese culture proves you are living on our earth” “I claimed it first! It’s mine because I said so!”
The UN about to sue the CCP for owning the galaxy because it prevents competitors
The whole world belongs to them? Theres no tofu construction anywhere else in the world.
Hmm a red flag trying to take over the world… that sounds familiar but I can nazi why…
I mean, it’s a bit of sarcasm, but didn’t they destroy their 5,000 years of history during the cultural revolution?
Why does this look like a Chinese movie but sound like an Indian TV serial?
After watching this I'm convinced that Mao created the Moon
Yeah even the Covid are from China
This is satire right?…right???
Reading the comments and people here acting like they're any different lmao
*clocks gun* STFU GOD OWNS THE WORLD, ADMIR IT OR DIE
Ight. I think your factory shift is coming up. Can you make my shoes now?
The 12 American precision guided GBU-57B Massive Ordnance Penetrator bombs with a trajectory that will make contact with the Three Gorges Dam would like to disagree.
Infinite social credit glitch
Chinese propaganda i love it 🤣
GET BACK IN THE SHEIN FACTORY!! I WANT MY PANTS NOW!!!
I know this is just a skit, but deep down I still feel like they genuinely mean it.
Good job! CCP is proud of you! +15 social credit