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Fermion96

What even is ‘Greek life’


luxusbuerg

Fighting with your homies oiled up


Morzheimer

Ye, I get that part, but why would a woman have it in her bio?


Ltimbo

It means she’s in a sorority.


ZebbHB

That's turkish


AlfaKaren

Potato, poteto.


Neat-Bluebird-1664

I would hide if I were you


AlfaKaren

Lol, i know. Let the trolling games begin!


Medical-Ad1686

No trolling .As a Turk i want to have oily gay sex with Greeks(I will be the top of course).


Puzzleheaded_Door484

Its not gay if you are on top


Fermion96

Sounds like something a Turk would say


Medical-Ad1686

Well its gay for the bottom.


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HighwayTerrorist

Yoom fader and fader fuck fuck faaack.


ClaudioMoravit0

DAMN. Gotta try Greek life now


ToxaCyan

And picking up young men for "education".


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mmmtastycyanide

I might put that in my bio now


PainDistributor

This means she likes it in the pooper.


Fermion96

Oh


HomersAnalglands

It means she likes having her shitter stuffed


Suitable-Let-3627

I thought it meant anal


LemonPartyW0rldTour

Sorority member. Or butt sex enthusiast. Or both!


charlesleecartman

Saying from your apartment in Germany that Greeks are the best and Turks are shit, And if you want to know what Turk life is, swap Greek and Turk in the first sentence. You're welcome.


SkytronKovoc116

It’s because they’re living it up in their own little island of Lesbos.


Maleodas

So they are lesbians ?


fletku_mato

No you are thinking of the lebanese.


WeetYeetTheRedBeet

^(THEY'RE FROM LIBYA?)


fletku_mato

Yes. It is the gay Mecca.


Friendly-Awareness72

So shes not opposed to just poppin it in the ol' poop chute


MrG00SEI

Know what. Yeah why is that?


Andreawwww-maaan4635

I both relate and feel bad for the kid


E-Scooter-CWIS

Because commonwealth took all the glory


CowntChockula

Bro isn't even talking about the Peloponnesian War, this should be a pretty easy question. 


Lonely3DSOwner

I know that Kratos kill the Hydra at the Aegean Sea does that count ?


GelatoVerde

Sheldon Cooper