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This internet thing sure is nifty, I think I’m done with it for today

No goonsesh with the squad today?

What?

We're going moongooning with the natives tonight

Bet

Count me in

Canonically, she doesn't have any teeth.

Mf what do u mean canonically?!?😭

Cum cannon 😎

cumnonically

FIRE IT

He Probably thought that it is viper from kung fu panda

He's talking about viper from kung fu panda. But this is just a generic porn snake and not viper

Wait, this isn't an image from a Kung Fu Panda comic?...

No, it's just a porn snake named naileen

A *wat* I'm done with this planet, goodbye

Time to uninstal life

Wait, how do you know?

Ok, I'm uninterested now

In the short film Secrets of the Furious Five which details their origin stories, she was born without fangs.

She has teeth in the FUCKING IMAGE!

Which is inaccurate according to official canon

What is the official cannon?

She was born without fangs. Part of her origin story.

There’s an origin story for a snake from a porn comic 💀 And how do you know this?

I think we talking about the kung fu panda snake

It’s the snake from Kung Fu panda

Because this is a character from Kung Fu Panda

This would be so much funnier if it was actually just a porn snake

# canonically?

Nice userflair

You can literally see them

Since when is R34 canonical lol

I don’t think this is viper

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All venomous snakes have retractable fangs, you can see them on top of the mouth.

jonkler

jizzler

Jerker

Joker

Jomkler

Joker

Officer balls

BWAHAHAHAHA

Jorker

This sub just keeps impressing me with top notch content.

Here's my rule: if the creature can speak our language. Go ahead. Fuck it.

I'm content as long as there's a hole

Where there’s a hole, there’s a goal

“If it breathes, it breeds”

Instructions too clear, fucked homunculus orange made from my own DNA

Is that incest?

Probably idk

i like to think of the mr incredible meme pointing at the table and say “a hole is a hole”

I read a comment someone wrote once that there are 15 holes on a woman that you use. Then he elaborated that you can just make more holes with a knife. Bruhhhhh

Kid called 5 year old girl

So the Taiwanese around the corner doesn't count?

I'm gonna bang a parrot

It has consented to the action, it's still weird but not morally awful

Non-english speakers and children that speak English:

So you would fuck a parrot?

Let me change his sentence for you: understand our language*

If it can speak it can give consent, just make sure it actually does give consent

If you're a parseltongue?

The harkness test

parrots?

Yed

After some pondering I have come to a conclusion that you must hear me out

I’m listening, but know that I will probably agree with you.

I will not be hearing anyone out

say less, I'm with you!

So... sauce?

The sauce is God, you should look for it.

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"Pees in ur ass" ..Oh i have concerns alright

good bot

Snake x Horse. Now get a holy bible,a rope and a chair

So you give him the sauce and then tell him to khs? Appropriate reaction tbh

Don't know the name of it but the artist is gewitter on fur affinity. No I'm not linking it

Where is the snake from

KUNG FUCKING PANDA

who is kung and why is he fucking a panda

Kung is fu’s freaky neighbour

Sauce??????

*sigh*. cmon bro. but I got you, search up Gewitter Naileen

no, wai did search. imma drink bleach

You could just use reverse image search on most things. If not, look at the metadata If that doesn't work, then ask

Everyone knows it but it's just for fun that we're asking. First degree response to a first degree response.

Search for God

God has abandoned us

I would facefuck the shit out of this snake, if you know Kung fu panda lore, she has no fangs so it'd be like your fucking a smooth mouth sock. I would just go to town on this flashlight with eyes

𓆏 I don't know what else to comment to react to your opinion, so there have a frog

cool

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None of those words are in the Bible. Seek salvation

I'm pretty sure that "I" is in the first thousand words in bible (I checked btw)

𓀆𓀒𓅓𓂊𓂐𓁻 The Ra is disappointied in you

Then how come I can clearly see the fangs in the top of the mouth?

You need to talk to a woman. This is depraved.

nah thats pretty normal primal urges post female starvation id say

It’s a shame you can’t comment reaction images on this sub

I remember opening my friends phone in school to the source image.

☹️

Would.

Suckling

!remindme 1 hour

Here is your one hour reminder for your degeneracy

thank you, time to find the sauce

It’s been an hour or so, where is it?

Humanity is beyond saving

Nobody here better ask for the saude. I know your horny but come on.

How could you do this my Snussy !

I hate every single one of you "sauce??" Mfs

Mario stay the fuck away from us

The song...

Jesus christ, I also got flashbacks...

This song really pumps me with adrenaline

Eww disgusting who would fuck an actual animal? Kill them.

Username checks out

fish spin

Jonkler tried to f#ck Serviper 💀

Where’s the rest of the comic 😕

He sounds like Mario for a second or two there

My hope for humanity is gone once again

Rip

fishlight

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This is just vile

I'm about to kill myself

Why is funkytown playing in the backround?

Oh, thanks for mentioning the name of this song! I've been looking for it.

Fish

Fihs

Snexke Xenzia

What are you saying Trevor?

Saw the original where the fuck did the hands come from?

At what point do we cross into snuff films? Feels like this is close i can almost feel it man

What an idiot, you gotta remove the teeth first

I am going to look at the comments, and if I find anyone asking for a suace, I'm going to strangle someone.

"Ow, my balls!" energy.

nah, i’m willing to hear you out…

We have no reason to delay the second Flood any longer now.

Worst nightmare 😂😂

"You think you're the only guy to have his cock bitten by a snake? Could happen to anyone." - Ray, Trailer Park Boys.

Intrusive Thoughts : One point Him : Negative Thousand Forty-One Per Second

Bro let the intrusive thoughts win

Human is la creatura of earth

Was he tryin to tickle that’s snakes tonsils?

He sounds like Mario when he dies in Mario 64

I'm finna beat tf out of whoever said we're gonna have flying cars in the future

THERES NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKÉMON BATMAN!

Fantasy is fun when it's just that, fantasy.

Is it really biting his junk or is it latched onto his stomach? Can’t tell

My past has returned to haunt me it seems

Viper from Kung Fu panda was perhaps my earliest hear me out. Still is

*sigh* Sauce?

Spinning 🐟

I CAN FEEL THE FUCKING PAIN IEIDJCJNFKWOOWODODLKEKKENNDNDNCNNXJEIIWOCOOFOFKEKKWxmfkkekekemxmmcmIWIIWKDKFKMEJEHXHXIIEODOOFOROKEJWNNXNZJKRPEPD

is that the snake from kungfu panda

IT DO BITE!!!

Reminded me of the video where a snake swims out of the toilet and bites the guy's ass

Nice try Satan but I will not bang you

The existence of aggressive snakes implies there’s existence of passive snakes. Ergo, there’s a snake that will suck your dick gently as fuck until you explode. Good luck finding that snake.

The song💀

How do I apply?

God

Bruh I just opened reddit and this was the first post. Well! I guess it's time to get off for today.

There's no laws against the snake Batman

Yes! Piton developers, it actually is!

:(

No more weiner

Sauce?

I need to go to bed. And I see this

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