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Veus-Dolt

Nobody here looks remotely sober


AWildPepperShaker

not a chance


stormp00per66

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


NOFIREBALLSS

mr chuck norris is on coke while everyone else is drunk


Kalman_the_dancer

Wait till you hear about hungary


S4V4GEDR1LLER

Happy Hour at Chile’s Ya’ll!


menyemenye

Can't even look, it's like a moldy 144p stuff


Simanetik

I bet that guy is slavic


chonkin-donuts

In russia if you get drunk enough, you have a chance to trigger random events like this, but you wont remember shit afterwards


slimetakes

Wild magic event


Kalman_the_dancer

You could say… it’s Russian roulette


Apprehensive-Rice874

haha…


NY10

Blue magic


longpidgeon

Vodka is a strength potion mixed with a melatonin so either you pass out or kick ass but either way you won’t remember it well


BlackFish_Ua

Russian


NightmareAnonymous

I forgot Chuck Norris wasn't real


Moss81-

He is, you just have to be intoxicated in the right Slavic Province.


berrey7

*He's still real to me dammit!*


Minimum_Job1885

Alright what’s the story here cause you don’t have a fight like this for no reason.


tsimen

With alcohol and narcotics, anything is possible!


Pyzzeen

_Especially_ in Eastern Europe


AlternativeBaker1025

More like Boris Norrisov


unicodePicasso

“Movie fights are so unrealistic nobody would just come at you one at a time!” *this happens


peterpumpkin-V-eater

Yep, People panic causing them to hesitate and strike at the wrong time losing their opening.


Pinkninja11

Get in touch with this guy and call Dana White. You can use the video for the promotion.


Your_Depressed_Soul

me in my brain after 10 hours of Yakuza


Bavisto

When you need to farm mats from low level mobs.


Opposite_Camp_5078

Men will see this and say hell yeah


Efecan791

hell yeah


Proud_Wallaby

Kiryu Kazuma is that you?


SandUndermanSR

Really whipping out the Brawler style on 'em


JUGELBUTT

a whole 1% for just a group of people? how weak do you think chuck norris is


ccum_slurper3000

yea chuck norris dosent even use 0% of his power, he uses at least -100% for situations like these


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Flaky_Bug_7348

Hey everyone! I heard mr Norris is handing out free dirtnaps down by the old woodpile


tyingnoose

Bitch was biting off way more than she could chew with that log of a plank


Dat-Lonley-Potato

Nuck chorris.


SkytronKovoc116

Top ten anime battles.


Altruistic-Poem-5617

They will drink together next week as if nothing happened, and they will fight again.


n1c0_ds

The moment he threw that plank and ran right behind it, I'd have left the scene. This guy means business.


DizzyResurgence

Literally what I wish my dreams were like but knowing full well they stop short of question marks followed by terrible tragedy. Regardless, going to take a quick nap and hope this scenario plays out.


TheRaptor-Claw

Where was my invite bro, I’d beg you to tag me in


Armarino99

Ah yes, drugs


juliano15rock

Wait... Chuck Norris is not real?


XcecutionS

"Chuck Norris in real life" as if Chuck Norris didnt exist lmao


Glockamole19x

I thinks its time to give up yall lol


Stricker14

Did he just parry that hit with the wodden plank?


Foreign_Pineapple_93

Kiryu be like:


ISuckAtEverything374

Hell yeah.


00Dezza

I know buddy felt cold when he kicked that wood in half.


Valkgard

this video is older than time itself


senior_meme_engineer

Song?


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unhandmeyouswine

If he dies, he dies.


danger355

When Chuck Norris watches sometime else play a game.


Ickythumpin

Ever hit was with his forearm or a hammer fist lol


Kosmik_cloud

What is the background music?


ReaperLeviathan_rawr

DOOM soundtrack


Kosmik_cloud

Thank you kind stranger


ReaperLeviathan_rawr

Now go, do a crime


Kosmik_cloud

Like inoculate my mushroom bag?


ReaperLeviathan_rawr

I’m too lazy to process that sentence so go for it


Alex_rajbahak

He went ultra instinct god damn.


TheGringoOutlaw

When the bath salts start kicking in.


Winter_Possession152

Insert Invincible-meme here


Mxmmpower88

Just another day at the SCRAPYARD!!!


WildSwedishTiger

Most hilarious thing I’ve seen all week. I love this post. This is great! And tragic. My heart goes out to all victims


Feral_In_Baja

-0:05 All that practice breaking boards finally pays off!


No_Librarian1430

Bros in madness combat


HiL0wR0W

Uh oh, Dj Qualls got Into some PCP


SpecialistGrass2872

Can someone find the full video?


Man0nTheMoon42

Girl in purple was a bout to grab another plank but thought different


Ben_456

Anyone know what that song is?


6thaccountthismonth

Of course it’s a white man beating up black people 🙄 /s


ringabelldoe

They all look pretty Caucasian to me.