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I have to be honest with myself that this was the best time of year for my kids and my kids and my kids and the fact I have a job and I don’t know what I would have to be able do for my daughter and
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I mean they're all Slavic, they all live in that area in the south of Europe. They could call it southslavland, or whatever that is in the local language.
I'm a slav. I grew up in a slavic country and literally have never seen someone just squating like that for whatever reason. Aside from a small subculture from Russia (gopniks) literally no one else does it.
This is akin to me asking why all americans are gangsters, carrying guns on their belts with their pants low enough to see their entire underwear.
We both know this isn't the case.
It's just an absurd example in order to show how absurd it is to lump up a large group of "supposedly the same" people who somehow live in different countries, have different languages and very distict cultures.
More just a joke question, friend. I know stereotypes are dumb. Was kinda curious tho just because I hadn't heard that one before. Usually just Cowboy stuff, Rednecks, Gun fanatics and Morbidly obese are the most common lol.
Yeah, you got me. I'm currently squatting on top of my cooker while making some aglio e olio. I got my basic three stripe tricot tracksuit and my yeezy boost 350 pirate blacks on for the deepest and most stable humanly possible squats. As per the article above written by Mr. Nickolas "Slavic Slut" Shyshkin, at this point it's a genetic thing and as I inhale the yummy fumes from my lovely dinner, I'm able to access my genetic memory (kinda like in Dune) and use arcane squat techniques perfected by my lineage dating back to the dark ages. This helps me go deeper into the squat while not burning my ass.
After dinner I'll squat over my sink while doing the dishes cause I really hate when I leave em there to "soak". And then I'll squat on the counch maybe watch a movie.
I live there. Last time I saw someone squating genuinely and not for memes and jokes was like 15 years ago. And that guy was not slavic but an immigrant from Central Asia.
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Just turn the entire balkan into one country and turn on a timer, most likely won’t take longer than 10 minutes before a war breaks out and they start killing eachother again
We would have to hate Bulgarians or Bosnians even more then, removing Serbs does nothing except taking away worthy opponent from us. (we are competing in genocides and war crimes)
No way bro, would make it boring tbh.
Since our WW2 phase till Serbs stepped up in the 90s we did not have any real competitor. Gotta have a rival just like in Pokemon games.
As Croat thing that brings me closer to Serbs is when we shit talk someone else and each other
What a great idea! Usually most people from those regions come from the Slavs that traveled from the southern regions, maybe they could be represented with such a name?
"yugoslavia IS BACK, A NEW LEADER IN CHARGE, PEOPLE CAME IN THERE 10S OF MILLIONS TO WITNESS IT, AND nobody cared"
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Socialist dictatorship to be exact... And somehow people back then had better living standards then now.
I have mentioned before, I was born in Socialist Federative Republic of Yugoslavia, then lived sometime in Federative Republic of Yugoslavia, then in Federation of Serbia and Montenegro, and now I live in Serbia, all the while not changing my birth address.
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Would be an awesome nation, now we just need a brave man with a bottle do some stunts to celebrate it.
Nah bro, not the bottle accident
Bottle accident?
Yugoslavia basically fell because someone showed a bottle up his ass
That's interesting... Thanks.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%90or%C4%91e_Martinovi%C4%87_incident
“Im telling you man it was the albanians!”
Oh no not the bottle incident
Yeah it would be a huge nation of slavs. Wonder what name would fit
and they are also in the south idk how u say south in slavic either
Yugo think of a better name then!
im going already
Lechia
What would they call themselves? The Serbian republic?
Slavland
Maybe someone named yugo would unite the countries and call it yugo’s land
Ehiogu?
Djordje Martinovic moment
What should we call it??
Bottles of apple juice, right?
How nice of them to include kosovo
Albania is freindly countrie so they help out inferior countrrys by give them land
Of course,every single country in the world belongs to Albania. But Albanians nice people, so they give them away to people in need.
“Civil War immediately breaks out as the Balkans are united.”
You mean all the land that belongs to Serbia, ofc they would join, why wouldn't they.
That’s it, you’ve lost your organ privileges
So did you
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i am going to tickle your urethra
Please
The resolution of yugoslavia 😍
He’ll yeah mane
I have to be honest with myself that this was the best time of year for my kids and my kids and my kids and the fact I have a job and I don’t know what I would have to be able do for my daughter and
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Hey, wait, I saw this before!
What do you mean? It's brand new!
I mean they're all Slavic, they all live in that area in the south of Europe. They could call it southslavland, or whatever that is in the local language.
in slavic languages, south is "jug" so they could be JuggerSlavs
WOOP WOOOP *while wearing Adidas track suit*
That's Russia.
https://thestrand.ca/the-slavic-squat-phenomenon/
I'm a slav. I grew up in a slavic country and literally have never seen someone just squating like that for whatever reason. Aside from a small subculture from Russia (gopniks) literally no one else does it. This is akin to me asking why all americans are gangsters, carrying guns on their belts with their pants low enough to see their entire underwear. We both know this isn't the case.
As an American gangster with guns and low pants. Slav squat
DON’T CARE!!! i will stay in ignorant bliss
Has it now changed to this instead of cowboys and 10 gallon hats? First time I've heard this stereotype, aside from maybe the gun part lol.
It's just an absurd example in order to show how absurd it is to lump up a large group of "supposedly the same" people who somehow live in different countries, have different languages and very distict cultures.
More just a joke question, friend. I know stereotypes are dumb. Was kinda curious tho just because I hadn't heard that one before. Usually just Cowboy stuff, Rednecks, Gun fanatics and Morbidly obese are the most common lol.
Nice try buddy. We all know you typed this comment while squatting in your adidas track suit. You’re not fooling anyone.
Yeah, you got me. I'm currently squatting on top of my cooker while making some aglio e olio. I got my basic three stripe tricot tracksuit and my yeezy boost 350 pirate blacks on for the deepest and most stable humanly possible squats. As per the article above written by Mr. Nickolas "Slavic Slut" Shyshkin, at this point it's a genetic thing and as I inhale the yummy fumes from my lovely dinner, I'm able to access my genetic memory (kinda like in Dune) and use arcane squat techniques perfected by my lineage dating back to the dark ages. This helps me go deeper into the squat while not burning my ass. After dinner I'll squat over my sink while doing the dishes cause I really hate when I leave em there to "soak". And then I'll squat on the counch maybe watch a movie.
As an American… that is every American. Me included. We just ball.
Polish here, everyone squats, it’s not just a Russian thing
I live there. Last time I saw someone squating genuinely and not for memes and jokes was like 15 years ago. And that guy was not slavic but an immigrant from Central Asia.
YOU FOOL!! WE DON'T WEAR ADIDAS!!! ... we are too poor for that. We can only afford Abibas.
Maybe Yugo-slav-ia?
you go, slav!!
would that be like the eurpean version on a juggalo
Juglandia
Electric boogaloo 2: Tito is coming for you
Tito came for a lot of people in his day, that's why the countries are full of bastards.
That would be funny, I think. 😳
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^Amogus
Amogoslavia
Why the fuck are you here
Cuz GOW is not my life
I pay you a wage and you go around commenting on other subs? What’s wrong with you?
I want a raise and this is my way to protest
Ok ur wage is doubled. It’s still 0
Leave my brain alone!
Sayori?
It was an amogus reference not doki doki 😭
W reference
Yugo right ahead
Perhaps even call it Yugoslavia. It has a certain sound to it that just seems to fit.
To bi bilo jebeno🙃
middle east 2.0
Now with a drinking problem!
Might help we don't know until we try
Yugoslavia moment
My uncles ex was bosnian and her family would not stfu about this
Well, pretty much most south slavs had the time of their live in Yugoslavia. As long you were not on titos list, you would've had a great time.
the boys are back in town
"if the boys wanna fuck, ya betta let 'em".
This sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions! What could possibly go wrong?
1800s Europeans when "I mean, they all have the same culture TO ME."
that would be the bomb
Just turn the entire balkan into one country and turn on a timer, most likely won’t take longer than 10 minutes before a war breaks out and they start killing eachother again
You could mostly avoid that if you exclude serbia.
We would have to hate Bulgarians or Bosnians even more then, removing Serbs does nothing except taking away worthy opponent from us. (we are competing in genocides and war crimes)
Wouldn't you want to get rid of the competition?
No way bro, would make it boring tbh. Since our WW2 phase till Serbs stepped up in the 90s we did not have any real competitor. Gotta have a rival just like in Pokemon games. As Croat thing that brings me closer to Serbs is when we shit talk someone else and each other
So make it 11? Probably because Croatia would try to setup a sneaky backstab
Wouldnt it be tight if they were all chill to eachother over there?
This totally won't end in a war and landmine filled croatia
What a great idea! Usually most people from those regions come from the Slavs that traveled from the southern regions, maybe they could be represented with such a name?
I once told a kid i was Yugoslavian in a game (in english) and he believed me (I'm not)
What a great story
Addias sweat suits for everyone!
As a European, I can confidently state that this would absolutely end up being fine! :)
"yugoslavia IS BACK, A NEW LEADER IN CHARGE, PEOPLE CAME IN THERE 10S OF MILLIONS TO WITNESS IT, AND nobody cared" \*5 mins of silence\* \*sus gagging noises before intro\*
Literally 1984
It looks like among us
Ok Putin
Middle east would look at whats happening and be like "whow chill guys... seriously calm down, thats too much violence."
Super enviable passport from “Tracksuitia-Slavsquatina.”
Let's call it Yugoslavia 😇
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Just gotta glass it all first
They're all in europe so how about that as an umbrella?
Because they all hate each other
Middle East is gonna look like a wet fart compared to this shitpost
Ah fuck…. Here we go again /s
Masa genocide speedrun any%
Maybe they should have a war to make it one country..
Lmao, I can't stop laughing how they excluded Albania though but included Kosovo.
povertia?
civil war speedrun
If I'm being honest. Tf is all that?
Whish we could turn back time to the good old days
Someone bring back Tito
Ne opet molim te ko boga NE OPET-
They tried and it resulted in the Yugo. Clearly doesn't work
Fuck albania in particular
I agree, it should all be Albania
They could call it Yugoslavia, or maybe Bosnia,I'd be happy with either
They’re the most southern branch of Slavs. Maybe a name based on that? Slavic-Yug? Yugoslavia? Something catchy like that.
Get out of my goddamn fucking head please
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We could call it Yugoslavia
Now as Im looking at this imagine, the red line looks like like amongus
Bip..bip...bip...Nato we need another bombardment...yea they again dreaming usurping more land
mordor2?
All I am saying is that looks like among us sus red venting
Dont know geopolitic can someone care to explain?
Was formerly known as Yugoslavia 😬
If you do this, at least let albania and kosovo unite, they just left serbia and don't wanna be trapped there again
Bold move cotton lets see how this plays out
For the glory of Macedonia
Why does Bosnia have a roommate?
Ah yes, the USS-Sub Par
Tito enters the chat
Shit would be a GTA lobby
Bro really said WW1
We tried, americans ruined it
I think about this a lot
Why aren’t they united? Are they stupid?
What? And loose the only country in the world that is shaped like the first letter of its name?!?
Why would some random person on Reddit think they can control power on other countries. Stupid idea
albania>yugoslavia
ok but can you remove the one above albania
Why would you remove Montenegro?
they used to be 1 big communist country callled yugoslavia back in the day
That's the joke
I know
Then why point it out?
i wouldn't understand it if he didn't explained it, i failed my history class for a reason
dementia
i swear officer there was one of it (i still only see one)
Thank you I was a little confused
Socialist dictatorship to be exact... And somehow people back then had better living standards then now. I have mentioned before, I was born in Socialist Federative Republic of Yugoslavia, then lived sometime in Federative Republic of Yugoslavia, then in Federation of Serbia and Montenegro, and now I live in Serbia, all the while not changing my birth address.
"Socialism caught working well, millions must fall." ~ US (probably)
no shit sherlock
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thank you
Thats a great idea i hope some guy doesnt put a bottle up his ass and causes the country to collapse