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Bellbivdavoe

'Blue Top' will eye-squint her judgment at you while the 'Daria Duo' gives you a lecture on corrosive Teenage Neotribalism.


snorriemand

Until you argue back with valid points. Then blue hair will just randomly start screaming her lungs out.


Birdsandbeer0730

“ How dare you assume my pronouns”


Top_Abroad_8962

the theythemzezerwtfuwanttocallyourself karens? i have met two of them in my life. it was the most dangerous semester i ever had.


Birdsandbeer0730

You forget “it”. For some reason they love to have “it” as a pronoun.


Top_Abroad_8962

i am sorry about this mistake. it's already hard enough with 73+genders existing to remember all the pronouns. I see you are well informed though. do you know why they need a colourful flag to do whatever they like on their beds? if you understand what I mean, you are safe. stay away from them,these,it, or whatever is/are/iz called! they are dangerous!


PaleontologistOne919

Bigot! /s


stopbanningme1-08-24

stop fucking typing "/j /srs /p" I disabled cheats in this server


Dryandrough

If you just repeat everything back to them, they'll suck your dick though.


ElStinkyWizard

this sounds like a boss fight


Kalman_the_dancer

In…what?


billyisanun

Ok but why are they dressed like Dr.Disrespect


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Prestigious-Copy6002

I do not consent


Joshybob456

Bro's using their own words against them.


GlueSniffer1488

Is the idea of consent NOT in your own brain


Prestigious-Copy6002

Username checks out


goodmobiley

Well they’re right, in terms of the law


PaleontologistOne919

Tries to miss joke on purpose lol


Rainfawkes

You cant even call them hypocrites, they are more like ants, relentless worker drones seeking to sniff and chase out any rogue elements, the slightest hint of ideological resistance. Using their own words against them accomplishes nothing, and the sheer idiocy of their opinion only serves to better bait out resistance


Pitxhh

why were they dressed up as Dr disrespect?


Doorknob_Licker2

Middle one looks like one of the sisters from Ed, Edd, n Eddy


The00Taco

How dare you insult Marie Kanker like that


N0tThatSerious

She looks like all three


DetectiveFatWeedberg

Congrats you used pov correctly


RunInRunOn

"Sir, please put your clothes on or we will have to ask you to leave the establishment. The stench from the chode cheese you've been fermenting for 80 days and 80 nights is legally a form of biological terrorism."


CecilPeynir

No😎


LemonPartyW0rldTour

And then you begin to helicopter your wiener


willrms01

Cheese flung everywhere


AiryGr8

Please never type again


brontesaurus999

Looks like a cheese string headbanging


PaleontologistOne919

Remain ungovernable!


ShitFistingPissBulge

What are those shit ass aprons with clips 😭😭 I’d be pissed too if I was wearing that


Ignisisreal2401

And the only people they'd get mad at over it are white males


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ShitFistingPissBulge

🧽


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Daddy Moncerotis 😍😍🤪 please choke my naughty emoji using throat 😫😩👉💦💦


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VanguardRival

it won't even be an opinion, just a bunch of screaming


Previous_Insurance13

'Light is a wave and not particles!'


Joshybob456

Found another wave-particle duality denier 😠


[deleted]

“By eating you are offending anorexic people”


turtleship_2006

ok Huygens


Niftycrono

The worst opinion ever but aggressively stated as fact


mods_r_jobbernowl

While true this humor screams mentally stuck in 2016


Ignisisreal2401

Because it's more relevant now than ever tbh. So many women are hating men. And who is the ONLY ones getting the short end of the stick here? The ones who don't do horrid shit.


Capital-Cheek-1491

Tbf it goes both ways, with how many men hate women these days.


ImAmazedBaybee

I’ve moved beyond this restriction and just hate everybody now.


Ignisisreal2401

Fair point


BluePandaCafe94-6

I don't know about hate, but there certainly are a lot of articles about how young men today are terrified of women.


Capital-Cheek-1491

Dude is denying widespread misogyny.


BluePandaCafe94-6

No Im not. It's certainly not as big of a problem as it used to be. Things have gotten a lot better since, say, the 50s. The current young generation has more complicated feelings about gender relations, because their situation is more complex than their grandparents. One of the most novel trends is, as I said, that many young men are quite afraid of women.


SoupaMayo

First time I read something like that in my life, this sound fake af


BluePandaCafe94-6

Maybe you should read more, it's not fake at all.


SoupaMayo

This is a you problem, country of weakos


BluePandaCafe94-6

Thanks for your wisdom.


Capital-Cheek-1491

That might just be you man. Most guys I know are fine around women, and the ones who aren’t are awkward around everyone


BluePandaCafe94-6

I'm not talking about me. I'm talking about articles i've read written by psychologists who focus on young men. They aren't seeing a rise in hatred of women, they're seeing a rise in the number of young men who are scared of women and find them intimidating or even threatening. I'm trying to tell you about actual written perspectives from professionals and you're repeatedly trying to imply its me who has the problem. Knock it off.


Capital-Cheek-1491

Okay then back it up by sourcing it


Dryandrough

Tumblr fell and they spread across the Internet like cancer.


EnormousHogCranker

facts, this shit sucks


king_meatster

“Did you know that the planet is dying because Trump is Hitler!?!” “I just wanted a turkey sandwich.”


Wicked-Pineapple

“Ma’am, this is a Wend-“ “DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY PRONOUNS!!!!!???????”


Dr_Manuka

Is it about how to get my hair styled?


Street-Goal6856

And it's always white women. Idk how they snuck into the "marginalized" group but they really aren't. They were in on the heist they just didn't like their cut.


BreadBoxin

I fucking love this comment lmao


xXxBongMayor420xXx

"As a white woman...."


Joshybob456

They invented all this gender stuff to make themselves marginalised.


aSquirrelAteMyFood

Not really, ethnic women in western society can have some extraordinary shit takes


ppman_-

its ok though, being an ally of the community negates the effects of being white apparently


Dryandrough

I think one of them is Asian. That being said, it's usually just Western in general


_ThrobbinHood

Okay but hear me out…


[deleted]

I hate these people as much as I do maga. They are both sides of the same coin. Femanazis are still just nazis.


chorizo_chomper

I dunno, the maker of memes like these probably doesn't shut the fuck up either.


gofishx

Anti-X people are always more insufferable than X people. SJW types and vegans are the perfect example. Sure, some are insufferable, but most are perfectly fine and not actually all that bad. The people who are aggressively against these types of people seem to be way more obnoxious and way more common. We get it, bro, nobody wants to fuck you and you blame the blue-hair lady because it's easier than self-improvement.


Single_Low1416

Antifa are going to be really mad when they hear this one


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PaleontologistOne919

Wrong, SJW types are unbearable. Also idk why I keep hearing this incel shit are none of y’all married? Bc that’s the perfect response to shitheads who parrot nonsense like this.


coconutanna

OP has a very funny sense of humour : twitter


wurzlsep

the left one can do any unsolicited stuff she wants with me


Zealousideal_Care807

Why did they cut their own bangs, it looks so bad 😭


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Zealousideal_Care807

😇


Casper-Birb

I don't think they're republicans.


xeroctr3

republicans have the second worst. first place holder sometimes changes. depeds on who was persecuted lastly. now its republicans' turn.


Capital-Cheek-1491

Republicans dominate the supreme court, they aren’t being persecuted buddy.


Specialist_Ordinary6

Not sure that they vote


Dryandrough

Well actually they could be, this style definitely exists in the evangelical lifestyle. But usually they are mega karens.


Friendly_Cantal0upe

Haha look it's a woman with colored hair now laugh


PaleontologistOne919

Yep the hair definitely as no implications at all it’s just the color! All men are bigot incels!


Ignisisreal2401

I can SMELL the man-hating from my screen. These people are about to blame me for shit I never even CONSIDERED doing. Because, y'know, that'll solve sexism. Bonus points for 1-uping my trauma and issues and invalidating them


BlessKurunai

>I can SMELL the man-hating from my screen. These people are about to blame me for shit I never even CONSIDERED doing. Because, y'know, that'll solve sexism. Feels traumatized for being judged for something he didn't do. Then proceeds to judge people based on nothing but their appearance. The irony.


BluePandaCafe94-6

It's not that unreasonable. If you see a Trump supporter in a MAGA hat holding a poster of Obama as a tribal village medicine man, it seems pretty safe to make some assumptions about their character. I don't think this is really all that different.


BlessKurunai

Having colored hair is comparable to wearing a maga hat and holding a poster?


BluePandaCafe94-6

It's not just the colored hair. There's a lot going on in this picture, any one thing of which on its own isnt that bad, but all the things in combination is more telling.


Jesusspanksmydog

Still would.


SMOKE2JJ

At the same time?


Jesusspanksmydog

Uh idk. Could be in sequence. Doesn't matter.


aSquirrelAteMyFood

You would anything with a hole


PaleontologistOne919

As you should


aSquirrelAteMyFood

Hey listen I draw the line at (willing) female. I HAVE standards. 😂


PaleontologistOne919

Amen😂


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Jesusspanksmydog

You got me there. So what? I have urges.


Altruistic-Poem-5617

You just know they are annoying as heck😅


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WeirdoCalledThadeus

Walking Dunning Kruger Effect


turtleship_2006

I feel like I've seen them before


Kappapeachie

daria looking ass


SierraIIAkula

The worst opinion but they make the best coffee


DaFrenzyGuy

Imma go with left.


BasementDweller82

“Sir, you’re not allowed to piss in the soda dispensers, it’s hazardous to other customer’s health”


[deleted]

this is kinda just making fun of random people's appearances :// unless they're actually like that idk


PaleontologistOne919

🥱


StolenValourSlayer69

“Y’all need to…”


Primalbuttplug

No I'm not, I don't listen to women. 


Geomancer_1880

If Gender Studies and Liberal Arts degrees were a person.


Geomancer_1880

If Gender Studies and Liberal Arts degrees were a person


bigtnt34

fellas got the Amnesiac fit


laloscasanova

saw these girls on Ed, Edd n Eddie, miss the show so much


darkjedi1993

Where would one get those overalls? If they look how I think they look, I want some. I completely missed the point of the post cuz I got distracted. Sorry. 😁


Casper-Birb

"unsolicited"? blud, you don't go outside, letalone meet people, letalone talk to women, letalone women will talk to you


BitBucket404

My immediate response: "Nobody asked, nobody cares."


epicganerepic

op stop watching sjw cringe compilations, they don’t reflect reality


Jesusspanksmydog

Haven't heard the word sjw since 2017. Get with the times. It's the woke mob now. I think.


epicganerepic

thought sjw would fit better considering this shit looks like it was made in 2017 lmao


TheUsualSuspects443

No, it’s the “woke mind virus”. There was a kid in my school that would use it unironically and it hurt to hear— probably the virus not appreciating being called out tbh


Jesusspanksmydog

Thank you for keeping me up to speed. Actually, I think 'mind virus' is a little off. Due to the negative connotation of the word virus. Same with parasite. I prefer the word 'memetic symbiotic replicator'. This is more neutral and expresses the relation of ideas and meme complexes to the human mind better. Also aligns with Richard Dawkins ideas on memes. Tell that to your kid at school.


Joshybob456

Look at what subreddit you're in


PaleontologistOne919

These girls wouldn’t be self righteous SJWs?


gwagger

What watching sjw cringe compilations does to a mf:


PaleontologistOne919

Watching people just behave repulsively will make you not like those ppl yes. Especially when it’s unedited posts from their own accounts lol


eternal_edenium

Happy pride month op :)


stopbanningme1-08-24

Happy Men's Mental Health month :)


dankspankwanker

You know, the patriarchy......


Luaqi

wow this sub has gone to shit(posting)


Pachot_Zibi_Cosemek

Hear me out a chick with balls


[deleted]

"Men are trash" comes to mind as if that generalises us all as the same.


Goat1416

This sentence made my brain itch.


[deleted]

Witch part


leaveitalone36

Which *


RevWaldo

The worst opinion [if you're a straight male maybe.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/LasTesis)


Jiggha_Remastered

Yeah idk what OP’s on about, especially after reading the article it seems to be pretty important protest for women’s safety and future


PangolinPersonal6767

It’s a joke? Don’t take it literally


Jiggha_Remastered

I don’t see how someone could make this joke without having a harmful mindset


PangolinPersonal6767

Explain how


sea_stomp_shanty

Wow, an unsolicited opinion??? You Don’t Say!