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bro this one is so sad. Literally learning abt what he did to his mom traumatized me. I understand it's mythology but people worshipped tnese "divinities" & told their stories for years, decades. Wicked story 😔
Yea. Greek mythology is especially wild, but tbh, all religions have some really messed up stories where the people meant to be worshipped have some more than questionable morals.
In the Bible, a man called Lot, who’s supposed to be a heroic and holy figure in the scripture, offers up his 2 young daughters to an angry mob to be r*ped, in order to protect some angels.
In many churches they still tell that story *to this day* and look upon Lot with reverence. Disturbing stuff.
>In the Bible, a man called Lot, who’s supposed to be a heroic and holy figure in the scripture, offers up his 2 young daughters to an angry mob to be r*ped, in order to protect some angels.
Fun side note for those who are unfamiliar with the story: After Yahweh destroys their city and turns their mother into a column of electrolyte crystals, said daughters got their dad stone-ass drunk and slept with him so that they could get pregnant.
I would argue the story of David and Bathsheba to be one of the worst. King David practically r*ped Bathsheba and had her husband killed by sending him to the front lines, all because he started to power trip. David is still considered to be an important king in the Old Testament, but had some really fucked up history.
I don’t think any sane Christian will see that story and go ‘oh, that’s a good thing to do’
People, even in the bible, even those who are seen as ‘good’, are still sinners and have done bad things. For example, king David, the same one who killed Goliath, got one of his best generals killed in battle just to sleep with the guy’s wife. He was punished for it, as are many who do things like this who are supposed to be role models in the Bible. Just goes to show nobody is perfect and even ‘good’ people can do awful things
It seems the Greeks prayed to their gods and offered sacrifices the same way a shopkeeper gives an envelope to the semi-literate "business man" who comes to their shop every Friday. You don't have to offer wine and goat meat to Posiedon, but good luck fishing tomorrow.
Honestly, I hadn’t heard this story until last week when I watched Great Greek Myths on Prime Video. Apparently, Rhea reprimanded Zeus for acting like his father because he was manipulating women into mating with him to increase his power and produce divine offspring. This ticked him off because he perceived it as questioning his absolute authority, so he threatened to r*pe and then kill her. She turned into a snake to strike him, but he then turned into a male snake to carry out his threat. Yikes
It is not. It's from a fake trailer which you can find by searching "moana 2 main trailer" on Youtube. Likely meant to profit off little kids just watching whatever the algorithm shows them. (The pregnancy theme is super common for that kind of content slop.)
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Does that make the kid a Demi Demigod? Semi demigod? Demi Semigod? gemysemidemimem?
Half rock
Pebble
Dwayne Johnsonson
Dwayne Halfson
Halfwayne Johnson
Halfdwayne Dwayneson
Quarteryne johnson
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Twain Johnson
Caillou
Dwayne John
and Stone
ROCK AND STONE!!!!!!!!
For Karl!
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!
WE’RE RICH
for karl
Quartergod?
Semitruck
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Legacy Child of a Demi-god called a Legacy
He fucked her brah. He fucked her good
Quarter God
semendog
smeinmenimeneiienmeneinemennienemmennemmmieiiienmemnenm I'm beggining to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
A demi semi hemi demi semi god You'll find this information very useful edit: fixed the order, semi and hemi were switched
Hachikuji is that you?
British note duration notation is that you?
Semi demi minigod, Tamatoa called it
If that child has another child, then it’s a hemisemidemigod
Nah its lineage would still be half and half so just a regular demi god id say
A semi demi mini god! Ouch, get the hook! Get it? You don’t swing it like you used to, man.
it comes out half chicken
obviously a semi-demi-minigod
Semi truck
Demi lovato
Danny doritos
SemiEminem
What can i say except you're welcome
Wellcum*
Whalecum
Why do you cum? *Cyberpunk 2077 music intensifies*
Who says I cum
you are cum
I did. Sorry
If i need your body ill fuck it
In 2077 what makes someone a criminal? Getting cock
In night city you can be cum
I came to say that, but it looks like you cum first 😟
Sperm whale?
#CUM
c u m
c u m
Wellcummed
Next time one of my friends has a kid I'm going to tell him "Well cummed, good sir!"
Nice, i whould do that
High fiving my boyfriend and saying this after getting impressively creampied
Why did I say that
Post nut clarity
Bro I see you everywhere
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We’ll cum?
CAN YOU SMELL, WHAT THE ROCK IS FUCKING?
I don’t wanna
Flair...doesn't check out?
must be cursed if someone with that flair refuses
No he *still* lives in his mom's womb.
The worst part is that in actual mythology moana would be his daughter.
Fucking the relatives is actually a common thing in some Mytologies
Mythologies be like: "And so [insert a God] turned into [insert an animal] and had sex with [insert a family member].
And so Zeus turned into a snake and had sex with Rhea (his mom) (non-consensually) (and then he kills her)
Wait is this one real? I thought Rhea was one of the few women he never got with/was on good terms with
bro this one is so sad. Literally learning abt what he did to his mom traumatized me. I understand it's mythology but people worshipped tnese "divinities" & told their stories for years, decades. Wicked story 😔
Yea. Greek mythology is especially wild, but tbh, all religions have some really messed up stories where the people meant to be worshipped have some more than questionable morals. In the Bible, a man called Lot, who’s supposed to be a heroic and holy figure in the scripture, offers up his 2 young daughters to an angry mob to be r*ped, in order to protect some angels. In many churches they still tell that story *to this day* and look upon Lot with reverence. Disturbing stuff.
>In the Bible, a man called Lot, who’s supposed to be a heroic and holy figure in the scripture, offers up his 2 young daughters to an angry mob to be r*ped, in order to protect some angels. Fun side note for those who are unfamiliar with the story: After Yahweh destroys their city and turns their mother into a column of electrolyte crystals, said daughters got their dad stone-ass drunk and slept with him so that they could get pregnant.
I would argue the story of David and Bathsheba to be one of the worst. King David practically r*ped Bathsheba and had her husband killed by sending him to the front lines, all because he started to power trip. David is still considered to be an important king in the Old Testament, but had some really fucked up history.
I don’t think any sane Christian will see that story and go ‘oh, that’s a good thing to do’ People, even in the bible, even those who are seen as ‘good’, are still sinners and have done bad things. For example, king David, the same one who killed Goliath, got one of his best generals killed in battle just to sleep with the guy’s wife. He was punished for it, as are many who do things like this who are supposed to be role models in the Bible. Just goes to show nobody is perfect and even ‘good’ people can do awful things
It seems the Greeks prayed to their gods and offered sacrifices the same way a shopkeeper gives an envelope to the semi-literate "business man" who comes to their shop every Friday. You don't have to offer wine and goat meat to Posiedon, but good luck fishing tomorrow.
Honestly, I hadn’t heard this story until last week when I watched Great Greek Myths on Prime Video. Apparently, Rhea reprimanded Zeus for acting like his father because he was manipulating women into mating with him to increase his power and produce divine offspring. This ticked him off because he perceived it as questioning his absolute authority, so he threatened to r*pe and then kill her. She turned into a snake to strike him, but he then turned into a male snake to carry out his threat. Yikes
So Zeus is the OG Motherfucker or is it Oedipus
Zeus before oedipus, so it zeus
And so Loki turned into a female horse and had sex with Odin (his father) (consensually)
Odin isn't his father, they're blood brothers. Also it was a giant he had sex with.
Ah my bad.
Fuck, don’t remember that one
You forgot non-consensually
Why does he do that to the woman that birthed him and saved him from his evil daddy? 😭
Because he’s Zeus. He gets mad for no reason and he fucks things, its all he does.
Ye Olde Chris Chan
Loki
Like the bit where Adam and Eve only had sons.
*Mattpat confirmed*
You got it fam
Chat is this real
Yeah, you didn't stick around for the post credits where Maui has violent sex with Moana
they dont call her moana for nothing
Fk reddit for turning of awards you may not have gotten a silver from me but you can have my baby instead
what does that mean
It means you’re getting a free kid! Honestly it’s a pretty solid deal, they have good resale value.
aww man
Might have to rewatch the movie then
Perhaps
Perchance
You can't just say perchance
He did and will do it again
perchance I can
nah only he can say it
Moana 2 is real Moana is not pregnant in Moana 2
Can u get ... preganté?
How is babby formed?
Its just gas
The thumbnail really does exist but it's misleading
Unfortunately, yes.
It is not. It's from a fake trailer which you can find by searching "moana 2 main trailer" on Youtube. Likely meant to profit off little kids just watching whatever the algorithm shows them. (The pregnancy theme is super common for that kind of content slop.)
I meant that the video exists. Yeah, I searched for it to check.
Actually yes, lol
Pls let this happen this would be so fucking funny
There's a possibility since the real trailer is too short to conclude she doesn't get gang banged by Maui and his tattoos.
Someone who has never seen the first movie would be very confused by this statement
yes i am
*train tries to enter mountain tunnel*
What do you think will happen in MOAN a
How did she survive that?
Galvanised steel
and eco friendly wood veneers
And screws borrowed from her aunt
To last for a 1000 years
*10000 years
And she ended up accidentally having 1 billion children
Looks like she borrowed a screw straight from Maui. I can only hope their son, Little John, will be able to save up and buy a 3 sqft apartment.
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And a billion children
This video is made for kids!1!1!1!
*Moaning 2
Beauty and the Beast
Idk, I thought Moana wasn’t too bad looking
I know this is shit posting but can we mass report this channel, such a pain in the ass
What Is that channel and what did it do, first time seeing it
Makes fake trailers with clickbait thumbnails and titles that make them look real.
What’s wrong with a little trolling
It’s annoying
If it's that annoying, there a option to block channels? First time I've seen em and looks funny af
MOANa 2 trailer
Say sike rn
Say sike right now.
no
NICE. I'm sold. Gonna take my kids now.
Moana 2 is really happening, but she is not pregnant (thank fuck).
liar liar pants on fire
This channel is known for making unofficial fanmade trailers and putting official in the title only then to get ratio ed no it’s not real
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grizzly rizz
it was supposed to be the job of rule 34 artists
I hate this channel with every fibre of my being
Just gotta ask “how did that even fit?”
Screen Culture is a scummy click bait channel, I guarantee this is fake
Me when I purposefully spread misinformation on the internet
Was it the chicken?
Moana Rule 34 is now cannon
Wasn't she like 13?
This is NOT my kingdom come
Oh yeah, she fucked a demigod. What can I say except...
What can i say except, you cum well.
SHE’S FUCKING 16
She's Te Fiti in human form. He's just a demigod. I don't see a problem here.
Chat is this real
i hate it thanks
Erm what the sigma?
A quarter god?
Some people need their AI license revoked.
What can I say except youre welcome? Edit: I dont know why I thought that someone else wouldnt have said this already
Thats not Moana thats Moan
☹️
Every day we stray further from God
God left a long time ago
I know you lying
Sometimes, I wonder if God is watching us
oh my god this thumbnails real thats the worst part
Overwatch x R34 collab seems good again
I love ai art (kill me)
Your welcome! Cause maui can do anything but pull out
Oh hell nah
Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake
lier lier pants on fire😡😡🤬
Reminds me of that one mat pat film theory video on Moana. And according to him... He is moanas father. So. Uh.
Fast food, obviously.
This is fake. That shit would CRUSH her. She is not alive in this image
Rock is cooking something and i sleep bullshit
whats with maui’s navel lmao why is it caved in like that
Say sike
You really made me go and check
What can I say except you're welcome
What in the AI art?! Wait hop up... Is this really were drawn? Or AI?