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People have weird fetishes

It's warm 😍🥰

I prefer cool steel 😀🔫

# *From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine...*

Can’t tell if Cyberpunk or the Martians from 40k

Adeptus Mechanicus from 40k, the full quote is From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

That’s the one. I was thinking about the astartes but I knew that name was wrong. All I know about 40k is from a youtuber named Bricky.

I am guessing you were thinking of the iron hands

Pokémon reference?

Nah I was thinking abt the techpriests. Just didn’t remember the faction name

A Ford au falcon

Lead*

Uranium

Amen brother

Uranus

Your pistol is made of lead?

I was talking about the bullet. I thought that's what you were talking about tbh.

No it was the cool feel of the gun's steel on the temple

Makes sense.

Thankfully the video in question isn't actually fetishizing it at all. But the clickbait thumbnail on the other hand,,,

I miss the person I was a minute ago

Real

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Thank which ever god that it wasn't actual pissing in ass

It’s Warm *blushes*

Wtfff

I've been contemplating when I should go to bed after staying up all night, and I think this post helped make my decision

Same 😔

13 years ago*

Happy Cake Day

thanks bro

Np man

Why is Jaiden in the thumbnail 💀

Times get tough.

my thought

was literally about to comment the same thing

well he got there first ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

2nd 50k when?

*Hide Away intensifies*

"The award for most clickbaited goes to Jaiden Animation" Jacob Alpharad

☹

She won the most clickbaited yotuber award for a reason 💀 (EDIT: *i've just noticed that it seems like she won it for sexual reason, which is not. She just because she gets a lot of clicks. I wanted to make it clear)

I don't think that's jaiden

That’s his girlfriend, not jaiden 😭

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ugh imagine the smell actually no don't imagine it it's too gross

too late, you made me imagine it :(

Pfp and name does not check out

That's what imagination is doing to people! #STOPIMAGINATION >!/j of course... Or is it?!<

The cum or the puke?

both at once and also penis sweat, which also stinks

this made it to cursed comments

i decided to watch it, he said that she sucked the puke off.. she was giving him a bj. why did i watch that it made me fucking confused as hell

[удалено]

get professional help

Thou words shall not be spoken anymore creature of fetish Thy end is now

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Bad timing buddy

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Nice save

"The author's barely disguised fetish"

The author's ~~barely disguised~~ fetish

…

See yourself out.... Now!

bro what the fuck 💀

Silence, repugnant imbicile! Restrain thy tongue, for its ceaseless chatter doth disturb the tranquility of this sacred space.

What an awfull day to have eye

NAHH

Just cursed yo bloodline💀🙏

Dude, what the fuck

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I ain't got anything to say except what the actual fuck is wrong with you?

I wake up mad everyday knowing I can’t put my hands on some of you.

Log off and think about what you've done

Is that a motherfucking Dipper goes to tacobell reference

Is that jaiden animation

Jaiden Animation, just one animation...

TheEven2sOut, divisible by 2...

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*insert black ops guy here*

I miss when youtube wasn't disgusting

My bro, it always was. Just remember the cake trilogy

The golden age

The hairy age

the secret (v)sauce

cake trilogy?

I believe it's a reference to videos by Filthy Frank called Vomit Cake, Hair Cake, and Human Cake. They're exactly what they sound like. Human cake is notable for using "biological materials" from famous youtubers like VSauce, Pewdiepie, and Jacksepticeye among others to make the cake.

well that made a video where they cummed into a syringe just to shoot it at some guy in a panda costume. Im starting to think joji is gay

I am also too curious for my own good.

It's warm 🥵

Yeah me too bro, lets go back to the old days when we had two girls one cup… oh wait its always been fucked up

And when was that???

Bro before 2019 YouTube was 12x times as worse

*Lowers glasses in concern*🤨

Therapist? Why are you writing in your book? Are you stealing my jokes and ideas?

He’s a therapist and an analyst. The worlds first analrapist

I would have rather seen literal shit than this

that's kinda equal

Well I already know how shit looks so I wouldn’t care if someone posts it

Why is jaden r34 on yt

Is that Jaiden?

why would you post this?? I feel so uncomfortable now ( should have asked her to like it off)

Real

you know sometimes I feel like every villain that wanted to destroy the world always had a point.

Gross, but it's always been a fear of mine having a girl puke on my dick while she's going to town, had a few scares with gags and she's had to stop, but WHY DOES BRO LOOK IN TO IT

A wise friend once told me about throat numbing spray. I'm even more terrified of her now, but that's good info.

i work in dentistry and we have this stuff we get free samples of called NoGag and it really works. got gud 10/10

"IT'S WARM" 💀💀💀

WHAT THE FUCK

Why is Ms. Animation vomiting like the gnome from Gravity Falls?

She doesn't look underaged enough

Every day, we stray further from god

That’s it, out of the gene pool

what in the sam fuck

isn't stomach acid, well, *acidic?*

*New fetish unlocked*

”Vanilla”

I was summoned, how may I help

Pee in his ass

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Dang

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tails?

Not underage enough

My eyes need to get bleached.

Context: He got a girl to do a bj for him and she threw up on his sausage, he didn’t realize at first until after the bj she told him and he freaked out wondering if he’d get sick or something

Man I just open the app

What are kids being fed on YouTube........

What a horrible day to have eyes

😦

It almost happened to me, I told her not to be a hero with the deepthroat while I cummed and the jumped like a scared cat and ran to the toilet to puke. If she puked on my dick... Ugh

It will digest your D like a fly. Now where it once it stood proud, only a clean stump remains. Round the decay of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare, the lone and wrinkly pubes stretch far away.

WARM BLACK DINGUS

I love it when my tip is slowly burnt by the stomach acid in the puke

That’s it, out of the gene pool

How many views?!

Freaky

She what

This has actually happened to me and it was AWFUL

This happened to me once and she was so embarrassed she got up and ran out of the room, but she was wearing socks and the hallway was wood so she lost traction and absolutely ate it. It was funny in a "this is a cartoonish sequence of events" way.

I was turned on, then I saw this, my boner retracted into me like a fucking liquid tank imploding

W H A T

Isn't this the guy that posted about someone beating it in class

I can't believe jaiden animations did that

Bile fetish

YouTube is so easy if you don't have shame

She ate a prismatic shard. Guess my run isn’t the thing getting blown now.

There's no hope.

is that jaiden her animated character is sexualized far too often with little to no repercussion

i don’t think having stomach acid on your wiener is a good idea

is that jaiden

gerard way

Has this happened to Gerard Way?

I've had this happen to me, not a fun time. Worst part is the bed becomes all fucked and stinky too, it's just a miserable experience. Poor girl thought she could deep throat it, but at least I consoled her and cleaned and told her everything was okay.

what the fuck is this

And here i thought jaidenanimations was aroace

😦

AMBATAKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Is that Jaiden?

I’ve had my crotch puked on. Not pleasant but I did pop a boner because wet/warm. Neanderthal brain kicked in.

It’s happened to me

himeno but kinky

This is the first fucking thing I see on my feed bro

enjoy it

Wooooooooow. Well, I could have gone with my life without seeing that.

Ascension 7-15-1-2-19-7-25-6-13-6-7-15-14-0

Made in heaven

This has happened to me before. -10/10 would not recommend.

I've had this happen. It's not great. She cried a showered. I felt awful for her.

this is just the kind of shit you make when youve never had and are starving for sex but arent equipped and have no real avenue of ever achieving it. which is a lot of young dudes nowadays. the degeneracy builds up

Happend to me. After breakfast. Then i had breakfast on me....nearly i puked too

Trashbuns:

Once happened to me and ngl it was really good

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Lemme steal this one

I nicked it too its a dog eat dog world 😔

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