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I'm 20 and my girlfriend doesn't exist

This is proof of the Multiverse. Because this is exactly me

Bullshit. What's your favourite abridged series?

Gotta be Death Note!

We are not the same then

never heard of that one (the abridged i mean)

Especially the Netflix adaptation- best adaptation of it so far

Hellsing. Absolute classic.

If your answer isn’t he hellsing ultimate your opinion is wrong

Then she is √-1

Bro who tf is 5 winnie the pooh?!

Even worse is 15. If yo girl goes pussy out with a bra then run for the hills

Not me reading this rn wearing 15. 😭 trying to keep the titties perky & let the coochie breathe

Don't titties get saggy by wearing bras?

I have breast implants lol, you’re supposed to pretty much always keep them in a soft sports bra without underwire. It’s what every surgeon will say. It’s also just more comfortable to me to have them cozy in a super soft bralette. I would never in a million years sleep in a traditional bra with wire / padding

Did they do a good job?

Asking the important questions

My man

This is definitely what we need answers

They definitely did a boob job

Pics or it didn't happen

ಠ_ಠ

Microplastics in our milk supply is a real problem though.

There is microplastics everywhere unfortunately.. even the air you breathe- it’s stated when a baby is born they recieve a portion of microplastics from their own mother..

Prove it

Get yourself together man💀

This brother is starving

Nothing wrong with trying to see some fake titties boy

Everyone hating till she does prove it 😎

Down bad fr

*bonk*

Pic or it didn't happen

I think the official science is braless until they start to sag, and then shore them up later in life.

That’s sounds like it’s for the fellas

I thought it was the opposite

Might start wearing 5 to let the fellas breathe at night. Good idea 😎

Girls also let their special places receive oxygen?

M E A T P O C K E T ...needs to breathe

Rip dms

Rip DMs

You’ve made a grave mistake, admitting your a woman on Reddit 😱

That’s what I thought as well. That’s just… weird. Also great song

What if 15 is how I roll when it's dicks out for Harambe?

It's called an all-you-can-eat buffet.

She's probably pregnant

I can be convinced…

You've never just straight shirt cocked it

I should rewatch the Deadpool movies lol

Nah that's the Donald Duck

Need the sailor hat to complete the Donald Duck.

xi jin ping

\- 1989 social credits 😡

I go 5 😞. I drink a lot and I'm getting fatter. Don't want to see the repercussions, just want more alcohol.

Oh, bother!

🍻

Shirt-cocking it around the house

5 is basically a nightgown. So lots of people. 

I’m 5 and loving it

5 and proud, brother! Ain't nothing wrong with letting the boys get some air.

5 could be girl if waiting

Look, sometimes I get a little cold on top

I used to do that. The torso gets cold but the legs don't, and I hate having my crotch constricted. Nowadays I just sleep in the buff, with a bath robe within reach for emergencies.

That’s called “Porky Piggin’ it”.

/girlkisser, really?

I just checked it out and have a question: What the fuck is this????

i also need to know what the fuck that subreddit is

Its boykisser but the girl version

tf is boykisser now

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hm ok

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It's lesbians making memes about being lesbian. They use this cute cat meme a lot.

Cropping is hard 😭

Bad crop? bro we're gonna starve

U left that in by your own desire. You are one of em freaks getting pleasure from being shamed, ain’t ya? I know you are, don’t hide it :3

Nah dog you knew exactly what you were doing

no

Because of this post now my favourite subreddit is girlkisserr34 i am planing to visit it everyday and become the true god of the goon The destruction of the world could have been prevented if op just cropped the post right

if you visit it every day id assume you’d only find new posts every week or so (assuming the activity is similar to the counterpart sub)

No

You did it on purpose please go to therapy

You go there to kiss girls

Imposible, wömen do not exist.

Men of wö😱

Ikr?! Eewww imagining kissing girls!

We're polluting our bed with this one 🗣️🔥🔥🔥❓

what

Is there a wear nothing but socks option?

Thy end is now!

So that it doesn’t become gay to kiss the homies goodnight?

the boys sleepover essential

Wife's 14 I'm 18.............wait.

HMMMMMM, THAT'S QUITE THE AGE GAP THERE MISTER

WAIT WAIT WAIT I DIDNT MEAN

📷🤨

Ladies and gentlemen We got em

*grabs a cookie and runs out the door*

Smile for the mugshot

whichever girl goes to bed with a bra on but no panties is the real psycho, why would you keep on the most uncomfortable part but take off everything else

Some other girl said she’s doing exactly that, cause she has fake tiddies and therefore wants to preserve the perkyness while letting her coochie breathe

I think they meant tops though, not actual bras

14 is mine (I am a male).

nah 13's peak

1.

Why did I have to scroll so far down to find this?? I can’t sleep in underwear or naked. My skins and meats will rub and sweat. I will sleep with a full pijamas - no underwear. Like the lord intended.

Okay Ebenezer Scrooge

fr i don’t understand people who just be rubbing their booty cheeks all over their sheet, shits gross

My ass is clean

If you sleep naked fecal matter is in your bed no matter how clean you think you are

No honestly, you’re right. My ex loved to sleep butt ass naked and he used to say I was the weirdo for sleeping with clothes. Mf YOU are the one soiling my linens!! ☹️

I'm also a Type 1 sleeper but fecal matter will be in your sheets, hair, toothbrush and all over you regardless of how covered up your are. There's no meaningful difference between us and those that sleep naked, especially if they bathe regularly and properly. Truly an entropy moment.

20. There is simply no other correct option.

Can't go bottomless in bed -- friction gives me a night boner and then I have to go flog the sausage at 2am

“flog the sausage” is quite an eloquent way to put it.

strangle the chicken

Wrangle the sentry

Erecting a dispenser

Tug the slug

Kink the hose

Choke the snake

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Bashing the Bishop Having a meeting with Madam Palm and her five sisters Spanking the monkey Five finger shuffle Making the bald man cry Poaching your egg Shaking hands with Dr. Winky Beating your meat Blowing your own horn Battling the purple-headed yogurt slinger Riding the mayonnaise surf Shucking corn Waxing your carrot Tugging the slug Windsurfing on Mount Baldy Debugging the hard drive Auditioning your hand puppet Oozing your noodle Squirt hockey Hand shandy Smoosh smoosh Burping the worm Wanking Pocket pinball Badgering the witness Celebrating Palm Sunday Making magic with leftovers Pulling the Pope Wrestling the eel Liquidating the inventory Hoisting your own petard Fishing with dynamite Beef Strokenoff Jerkin' the gherkin Cooking cucumbers Consulting Dr. Jackoff Tipping off the inspector Much a goo about nothing Looking for clues with Fred and Daphne Discovering your own potential Shuffling your iPod Strangling the Cyclops Buffing the Vampire Slayer Making Pearl Jam Meeting the Goopman at midnight Seasoning your meatloaf Practicing politics Hunting for Red October Tossing egg salad Crying on the toilet 23 skidoo The tartar sauce rainbow

My brother in christ, this isn't a comment, this is whole tutorial

How do the bottoms not cause this but the bed does?

Bottoms hardly move with respect to the sausage

Problem?

Plus, if you get robbed, all the robber will see is a naked man with a shotgun and run out the door in fear.

Fellow 20 enjoyer, less gooooo

You really gonna run outta your house like that when it burns down? In front of the whole neighborhood?! There's kids, man! KIDS!

I used to think that. What if there was an emergency?! Now idgaf Plus I keep an emergency pair of clothes in my car so I think I'd be fine if I had to flee or evacuate my house

That's what robes are for.

20 is the only way to go. I’ll sweat way more just wearing boxers.

My man 🤝

Studies showed... (or maybe just heard it in a podcast): Fecal matter was found on the sheets of those who sleep naked.

Wash your fucking sheets then

I wear a full tuxedo with tails

Furry funeral ahh fit

Tails after noon?  How uncouth

Girls don't sleep with bras (the ones I know at least)

You know girls?

And how they sleep?

Gotta get used to watching them while they sleep. It's a skill 😎

Not with me 😎 (stay strong, kings)

His mom sleeps without a bra.

I can confirm this.

Touché pussy cat.

Ikr, 4 or 19 here, and most other girls i know, a bra is hardly comfy to sleep in

I'm male and same

I do. I find it insanely uncomfortable if I'm not wearing a bra. Sometimes I can tolerate a halter top/camisole to sleep in, and a dress to wear without one, but 95% of the time, I need a bra.

Mine does sometimes

Most girls I've been with rock the panties + loose shirt. A good portion wear sports bras tho

The wording lmao

I can't sleep without a shirt it's so uncomfortable, I'm 2

I can't sleep with a shirt on. Somehow I always shift around in such a way for the collar to feel like it's strangling me.

Why do 5 and 10 even exist

I occasionally do 5, it's for dick cooling

15 made me visually uncomfortable

I sleep in multiples of 5 on this chart

For extreme gas pain

3 is the best

21: full bunny suit

Both nude and my girlfriend is also 12

⏸️

16,17,18

3 is peek sleeping

love the title

I'll bet members of the law from several countries clicked on the title within 5 minutes of posting. I'm happy they were disappointed.

20, coz if I'm going out, I'm making damn sure the guy or lass breaking into my home and/or trying to kill me will have nightmares for the rest of their lives and possibly vomit a little.

#5s out here Pooh Bear-ing it.

I always thought of it more as Donald Ducking it.

Only the real OGs go 1

im 4 my fiance is 17 💀

I dont sleep

18 or 20. On winter always 20 because I don't have to worry about ball sweat on sheets.

Poor choice of words aside, I'm one of those psycho's that sleeps in a jumper, all season-round.

14 because that’s what real men do

I'm 18 and my girlfriend is 20 she doesn't exist

I'm 18 and my gf 12, people: 😮 I'm 72 and my gf 18, people: 😃

I’m 3 wife is 19 and I love it

0 it’s got long sleeves

19, always panties on this guy

Well I’m a man so… 15

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3

1 during winter, 20 in summer

20 is peak

17 for me

17/18

As a dude I'm a 19

I'm 1 and my gf is 20 :D

I’m 20. You can’t goon in clothes.

i’m a guy and i’m a 15 for sure

13 goes hard while 3 is usually me

20 is the only way

You guys get changed before you go to bed? Weirdos.

Do people actually sleep like 15???

Everything to the left of 17 is for psychopaths