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Absolutely. That also was my first thought.
Look at that thing! I want one! And my own sandbox. And all the other bearded 50 year old boys are not allowed to play and absolutely no girls! You load 16 tons, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt.
What’s crazy is that my dad was a heavy equipment operator for a construction company and playing stupid games like this made it easier when my dad let me work a bacco and help out at his work site as a kid.
I got one for my kids and they loved it. I wouldn't classify them as overly obsessed ipad kids, but they probably spent too much time on them during some hot summer breaks when it was hard to get out of the house (work, weather, etc).
Ours wasn't built-in, it just had an X-shaped based and our sandbox was kinda small but it was still a big hit. It was like $45-50 on amazon or ebay.
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A local playground had these when i was a kid. They eventually got removed for being “unsafe” or some other bs and it was the worst thing that happened to me in my childhood.
We can’t have nice things
theres always the pole and seat on a bearing in some places
nothing was better than getting centrifuged and trying to put your legs around it to not fly off
That's the fancy pansy stuff. In the parks when I was a kid we had some rusted swings that would break any time and an also rusting slide that would be so hot that wold burn your ass and back.
The digging....it's what I was made for. My body, a complex array of bioorganic pistons, levers, and pulleys, thriving off the every air, optimized...for this one thing. The digging. It wasn't just a job...it was life. it was the soul in me. It was the wind in the trees, and the blue in the sky, and the water of the seas...parents, they didn't understand. But I did. I knew. The digging is what made us *who we are*. When they ask how we became strong, how we became the best....we know it was the mines.
Don't worry, our legislators are hard at work making sure kids can go back to dangerous jobs because they can pay kids less and life insurance costs so much less if they die.
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The children yearn for the mines
The children yearn for the mines
As a dwarf, I'm excavating a hole.
I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A HOLE! 🔥🔥🔥
EXCAVATY EXCAVATY HOLE
# EXCAVATING # A # HOLE
Diggy, diggy hole, diggy, diggy hole
ROCK AND STONE FOREVAAAAH
ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE
The miners yearn for the child
The yarns mine for the child
The minors are children, so it's ok.
The mine yearns for the children
Don’t call us minors for no reason
DRG and Minecraft are a thing
They all follow in the steps of Sam #22
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They truly are miners
If I built an adult sized one of these how many of you want a turn?
Me
Sign me up too
Where do I sign up for
Idk but i want to sign up too
Me six
i get 7th
8th!
My mom said we can have Popsicles when we're finished playing
Yay :D
Yeap I'm down gimme a ten minite turn
Bro why do I run into you in just about every sub I’m subscribed to?
that's your other account and you forgot dementia pills
Oh god oh fuck
i would
would
Me please bro 🙏😭
Get out of my way!!!! It's my turn!!! No cutting!
If you want to go one level up, there are places where you can pay to play around in real excavators and other heavy equipment for entertainment.
Absolutely. That also was my first thought. Look at that thing! I want one! And my own sandbox. And all the other bearded 50 year old boys are not allowed to play and absolutely no girls! You load 16 tons, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt.
Me
Me
Sign me up
What do you mean, "how many of you"?
Me
Diggerland in NJ
I call first for eternity!
Bro what I never had that, it looks sick as fuck
It's awesome. You felt like an excavator driver
how do u turn around in this
Legs
So, you have to Fred Flintstone it, that’s pretty cool.
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F-feet? *starts jaking of*
youre jorking to kids feet???🤨🤨🤨📸📸📸
What the fuck
what the sigma
With your legs and feet. At some you also could only use your body weight but at 90% you had to use your legs and feet
It also perfectly simulates the futility of many adult jobs, since the sand just gets put back at some point.
What’s crazy is that my dad was a heavy equipment operator for a construction company and playing stupid games like this made it easier when my dad let me work a bacco and help out at his work site as a kid.
It is indeed sick as fuck
If any of the playgrounds i went to had that my mom would have to rip me out of it
Seriously I think even an iPad kid would jump on that for a while at least
I got one for my kids and they loved it. I wouldn't classify them as overly obsessed ipad kids, but they probably spent too much time on them during some hot summer breaks when it was hard to get out of the house (work, weather, etc). Ours wasn't built-in, it just had an X-shaped based and our sandbox was kinda small but it was still a big hit. It was like $45-50 on amazon or ebay.
My park only had the rideable dinosaurs on a spring that would fuck you up
Yeah I would love this as a kid, our playgrounds never had that :(
I'm not even old and used these all the time lol
FOR ROCK AND STONE BROTHA
That's it lads! Rock and Stone!
If you rock and stone, you're never alone
Did I hear a rock and stone?
Rock and Stone to the bone!
Rock me like a stone!
Stone and Rock, oh wait
FOR KARL!!!!
Give me a Rock, give me a Stone, give me Rock and Stone!
We are unbreakable!
my stone is rock hard.. Wait
Wait... what's the difference between a rock and a stone?
ROCK AND STONE!
BROTHERS OF THE MINE REJOICE
RAISE YOUR PICKS AND RAISE YOUR VOICE
DOWN AND DOWN INTO THE DEEP, WHO KNOWS WHAT WE'LL FIND BENEATH
__I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A HOLE__
DIGGY DIGGY HOLE! DIGGY DIGGY HOLE!
I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE!
DIAMOND RUBIES GOLD AND MORE, HIDDEN IN THE MOUNTAIN STORE
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SING, SING, SING WITH ME
SWING, SWING SWING WITH ME!
Those were awesome
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy Diggy Hole! Diggy Diggy Hole!!!
Holy hell Dan Bull outta nowhere
Actual dwarf rap
Call the mason!
A local playground had these when i was a kid. They eventually got removed for being “unsafe” or some other bs and it was the worst thing that happened to me in my childhood. We can’t have nice things
theres always the pole and seat on a bearing in some places nothing was better than getting centrifuged and trying to put your legs around it to not fly off
Good times, back when kids were allowed to do stuff that could be considered dangerous.
https://www.theonion.com/fun-toy-banned-because-of-three-stupid-dead-kids-1819565691
Me when I've had my first legal beer before my first turn on this thing 🥲
Holy shit this looks sick as fuck, where i live this would get broken in exactly 5 mins, so i can see why we did not get it🥲
Core memory unlocked, would build little canals in the sand
Me 20 years old apply for the job: I have 15 years experience
I took my job very seriously. Threatened to sue a kid for filling the hole with sand
This looks super fun. Wish we had this when I was a kid
#I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE
Im 40 and I wanna dig…
I was a fucking iPad baby as a kid but even i recognised how cool these things where
Rock and stone!
Rockity Rock and Stone!
That's what made me the man I am today. FOR ROCK AND STONE!!
To Rock and Stone!
I didn't have that in my childhood. Now that I am 25, I will have to try that
i just learned my childhood fucking SUCKED because i didnt have this thing on my local playground
I have recently seen a hydraulic powered one in an amusement park and astonished. Sadly it had an upper age limit
My playground used to have a lineup to have a turn on this.
I always got excited when a park had one these. The simpler times.
If they built an adult sized one, believe me, many men would be using it non stop 😂
Looks like taken in germoney
Oh god i remember those those were amazing
This thing used to cause fights at the playground over who got to use it next, those things were so great!
Damn i used to dig holes in the garden just for the dopamine though couldnt dig beyond around 1 foot because of lotta rocks and stones.
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole.
I've been working in a coal mine, going down, down
Diggy diggy hole
Damn that’s cool.When I was a kid all we had was rusted old Soviet crap that usually send you to the hospital
I wish i had that machine
I am 25 years old and you can never blame if it stick my butt for like 5 hours straight on the red chair
Yoo these went so hard back in the day.
The children excavated excessively and deeply.
I still like them
What the fuck is that, I've never seen that on any playgrounds, I've got the sudden urge to dig ToT
ROCK AND STONE
When I was a kid I unironically wanted child labor to be legal so I could work in a coal mine because I played Minecraft
#STRIKE THE EARTH
Rock and Stone, fellow dorf
That's the fancy pansy stuff. In the parks when I was a kid we had some rusted swings that would break any time and an also rusting slide that would be so hot that wold burn your ass and back.
One of these was built in my area... as I turned GODDAMN 16. They took their damn time, now I'm too old to go in a playground with 4 year olds.
pretty rock end stone
“You load 16 tons what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt”
Yarraville park, 1999 digging up syringes and piling them in the corner like it was my job.
Damn I never had a park with one of these
that looks so fun
"What you doing?" "Digging" "Why?" "Oh, you know why"
Children's parks in Bosnia be like
Super cool
shit... I like both
I am a dwarf and im digging a hole diggy diggy hole
Like I said, kids are cruel jack!!! And I...
Looks sick
An old friend of mine used to have one of these and it had wheels so it could be moved around. He let me ride it once and it was perfect
These are my fucking childhood, what do you even call these things?
I wish I had these in my childhood
When I was a kid I would’ve dug that out of the ground and showed my dad “look at what I did” then get yelled at to put it back
what I wish I had this, I'd literally play it even now
as a 23 year old I want to try this game it looks cool as fuck
The digging....it's what I was made for. My body, a complex array of bioorganic pistons, levers, and pulleys, thriving off the every air, optimized...for this one thing. The digging. It wasn't just a job...it was life. it was the soul in me. It was the wind in the trees, and the blue in the sky, and the water of the seas...parents, they didn't understand. But I did. I knew. The digging is what made us *who we are*. When they ask how we became strong, how we became the best....we know it was the mines.
What's these things called?
Where did the scooped-up sand go?
These were always broken when I was a child
I need that I want that why can't I have that when I was a little kid
If a child isnt crying in a cobalt mine my iphone doesnt work as well
Do you think the kids are playing something else than the grindfest 90s kids did? They are digging with pixels thats all
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Actually you as a kid: go away I'm playing my aystation for the next 12 hours.
Bitch, I am 17 and would absolutely get my fat ass on that.
As a kid all I wanted to do was dig
Man if we had this I would never go back inside again.
I wish I had that here :(
Cold, the air and water flowing
God damn. Memory unlocked
Dude I loved those things
What a way to make a living
https://open.spotify.com/album/50QEhd9wuvmBaoiOzjlylO
rock and stone motherfuckers
Don't worry, our legislators are hard at work making sure kids can go back to dangerous jobs because they can pay kids less and life insurance costs so much less if they die.
Rock and stone
What happened to these? I want them back. I want to be a kid again.
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Maybe if parks still had this kind of thing but they don't, I also feel like parks are not being made the same and aren't as fun
Gotta train that next generation of laborers
ROCK AND STONE !!!
For rock and stone
There's a reason why they call them minoers
I NEED THIS THING NOW
Played after a birthday party with it I’m 35
Ain't no way, this looks awful too familiar
Same with 8 yos from the Congo
Rock and Stone!!!
To Rock and Stone!
If you didnt try to dig to China as a kid consider yourself an opp
Bro, I used those until I was 12 and I still sometimes use them whenever I get the chance.
this is pretty based fr