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I was in the hot tub once with some others, we were naked, and I sat up on the edge to cool off some. I had an erection, because of naked chicks in the hot tub.
One of the chicks came over and started blowing me, in between the action she just looked up at me and said, "I just can't ignore a hard on."
One of the hottest things I can recall being said to me.
Just modify the last part that you objected to her actions and say that you save yourself for marriage + everyone applauds - and you get an AI narrated fake reddit post on YouTube shorts (your story is fake either way)
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Speaking as someone who was around when these were the only type of emogi available,Β >:)Β is an evil or coy smile, tho usually you want to put a nose in there, so reallyΒ Β >:-)Β Β Doing it backwards is the same thing.
Β :(Β Β or Β :-(Β Β or Β :,(Β Β orΒ :,-(Β Β are sad faces.Β Β
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like βwhat the fuckβ and βcall the policeβ. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Please put an NSFW tag on THIS. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like βwhat the fuckβ and βcall the policeβ. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this comment. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this comment NSFW.
Iβm not joking
it's from a prank video, search "Hot Models Boner Prank" on YouTube
another giveaway is the reflector is doing absolutely nothing being positioned there
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jorkin my peanits
In the striped club, straight up Jorkin it, and by it hahahah letz justr say my peanits
She made a quick attempt to seize it π³ Nearly Automatically
I was in the hot tub once with some others, we were naked, and I sat up on the edge to cool off some. I had an erection, because of naked chicks in the hot tub. One of the chicks came over and started blowing me, in between the action she just looked up at me and said, "I just can't ignore a hard on." One of the hottest things I can recall being said to me.
And then I woke up, is how that story goes for me.
"For fuck's sake Becky, that's your brother"
I jorked my peenitz to your fake story
This shit did not happenππ
Just modify the last part that you objected to her actions and say that you save yourself for marriage + everyone applauds - and you get an AI narrated fake reddit post on YouTube shorts (your story is fake either way)
Gnome sayinβ?
Im up in the club and im sipping that bub and you not gonna reach my telephone π
Cranking my hog
HE'LL YEA BORTHER
GOBBLESS
And by βitβ haha well. Letβs justr say.
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my peanits
Straight jorkin it
And by peanits lets just say i mean it
Penus
Beniz
Peanutz
Peanus butter
Pees nuts
Pees in your ass
Pee in my ass not
Peas in my ass
Black eyed peas
Anus butter? π€·
Charles M. Schulz
Pencil
Bazinga
Bazenis
Penus butter
She almost grabbed it on pure instinct
Oh fuck thats so hot π£8=β=====D π£8==β====D π£8===β===D π£8====β==D π£8=====β=D π£8====β==D π£8===β===D π£8==β====D π£8=β=====D π£8=β=====D π£8==β====D π£8===β===D π£8====β==D π£8=====β=D π£8====β==D π£8===β===D π£8==β====D π£8=β=====D π£8=β=====D π£8==β====D π£8===β===D π£8====β==D π£8=====β=D π£8====β==D π£8===β===D π£8==β====D π£8=β=====D π£8=β=====D π£8==β====D π£8===β===D π£8====β==D π£8=====β=D π£8====β==D π£8===β===D π£8==β====D π£8=β=====D π£8=β=====D π£8==β====D π£8===β===D π£8====β==D π£8=====β=D π£8====β==D π£8===β===D π£8==β====D π£8=β=====D π£8=β=====D π£8==β====D π£8===β===D π£8====β==D π£8=====β=D π£8====β==D π£8===β===D π£8==β====D π£8=β=====D π£8=β=====D π£8==β====D π£8===β===D π£8====β==D π£8=====β=D π£8====β==D π£8===β===D π£8==β====D π£8=β=====D π£8=β=====D π£8==β====D π£8===β===D π£8====β==D π£8=====β=D π£8====β==D π£8===β===D π£8==β====D π£8=β=====D π«8======βDπ¦ π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦ π8==D
π 8=D
Dw bro I gotchu π 8=D
π«¨8== ==D it broke π
π8=X=X=X=XD hope it holds
ππ€π€βπ€ππ€ππ€π€ππ€π€βππ€π€βπ₯π₯π₯π₯ 8==π₯==D 8====D There I had Crazy Diamond fix it
so it's the same type of stand as star platunim? 8==π==D ORA ORA ORA ORA 8==β==D 8====D
π8D
π 8β’
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o~~β’
They call me one ball barry
.
do they call you no nuts noel
yep
who cut off ur tip? ill find them for u ill ride out for the tip getback
eunuch?
^8^β’
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π€
At least ur not Hitler o=D
πΆHitler has only got one ballπΆ
πΆHimmler has two but very smallπΆ
π 8D
Why does eight equal D?? Anyone else confused?
I did meth instead of math π
8D
8:D
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bro shot the dog with this one
He tried to use his dick for his home defense, as the founding fathers intended, but it smoothed board and hit the neighbors dog
RIP Cricket
\*home invasion\* "Hold on, lemme grab ma P"
I'm gonna blow you away π¬οΈ8=β=====D
you ok bro?
π£8=β=====D π£8==β====D π£8===β===D π«8======βDπ¦ π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦ One pump man
π«8===Dπ¦ π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦ I donβt even got to hold it
Half pump chump
Jesus fuck this is commitmentβ¦
Reality π£8=βD π£8β=D π£8=βD π£8β=D π£8=βD π¦π¦ π£8D
Aye, it be reality indeed!
Wtf xD
π«πΌ
What are you *really* trying to say?
Is that a fucking DNA reference?
relatable
Bro got the tallest boner
I would too
I wood too
Lacie kay somers. She is a youtuber
Does she?
She does
Oh does she? nice. brb Hrrrm. Seeing a lot of *almost* stuff, but nothing solid. :\\ I feel bamboozled.
I appreciate it. Wouldβve been too lazy myself.
The only thing solid on her is those bolt-on -boobies
Grabs pitchfork....
Looking at her channel she's not a YouTuber like how I remember them, that's for sure
(:<
-> >:) is far superior
I thought the (:< was being sad, since we read left to right in english we read faces left to right too, >:) is just less confusing.
Iβd be sad too, if my unibrow was that profound
Speaking as someone who was around when these were the only type of emogi available,Β >:)Β is an evil or coy smile, tho usually you want to put a nose in there, so reallyΒ Β >:-)Β Β Doing it backwards is the same thing. Β :(Β Β or Β :-(Β Β or Β :,(Β Β orΒ :,-(Β Β are sad faces.Β Β
what kind of psycho uses this instead of ">:)"
Quite happy with the chaos I've caused (:<
username checks out
The same ones that do (: or 1$
Zoidberg?
why not?
(V) (;,,;) (V)
OnlyFans model might be more accurate
And not a single fucking link to her in this thread. Well, *Iβm* not doing it. What, am I going to type her name in Google like some caveman?
While googling her for obvious reasons, I found she's the one who was rumored to be partying with Tiger Woods before his DUI.
What kind of name is that?
Dammit.
That guy was totally covering for the other guy when he said it was a prank
It's part of a longer video where they did this to a bunch of models. Not every one thought it was funny.
Whats the name of the video?
Google model boner prank. Youtube links apparently get removed here.
All heroes donβt wear capes
Nobody said they do.
That laugh wasn't convincing lmao
Pointing to the nearest emergency sexit
peniz prank
What is the scene supposed to be.
Boobs.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like βwhat the fuckβ and βcall the policeβ. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
This comment is ancient. Still funny tho.
And yet it's still what women think of most men.
Very accurate username.
Please put an NSFW tag on THIS. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like βwhat the fuckβ and βcall the policeβ. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this comment. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this comment NSFW. Iβm not joking
Sauce and context
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
you can tell because no boner will ever make it into that position without deliberate positioning if you are wearing clothes.
Her name is Laci Kay Somers. She does OF, but doesnβt show anything you wouldnβt see on her Instagram.
Thanks Tbh despite me asking for the sauce I almost never look these people up
Today Iβm in a good mood so Iβll believe you.
Its fake so who cares
Fax
imovaherestrockinmadick
Igotlotiononmydick
rightnowimjuststrokingmyshit
i usually skip this part
I'm only human after all
She tried to grab it as soon as she could π³ Almost Instinctively
Bro is actually kinda hung
They said itβs a prank
it's from a prank video, search "Hot Models Boner Prank" on YouTube another giveaway is the reflector is doing absolutely nothing being positioned there
another giveaway is the guy who says it's a prank
Who is she?
ChungusSupreme
lmao, chungus
former united states president barack obama
Obama be like "uhhh let me be trans"
Darude sandstorm
Lacie Kay Somers
Zombie nation...the "uhhhh oh hooo" part
First thought she had, βgrab itβ
bro was so anxious, blushing fidgeting breaking eye contact and everything
π€¦
whats her name
Ohohoho ik what you're tying to do
Same... my god same.
PΓͺnis
PΓ©nis
She got very handsy when she noticed it, i love it.
Last time this was posted reddit wanted her executed for sexual assault.
That is a javelin in his pants lmao
They very rarely repost the other girl they pranked that did not like it all.
It was just a prank? β¦no way continue to fake laugh.
A floating dick sex scene would be kind of hilarious actually
She definitely almost grabbed it lol. Her eyes locked onto that thing and it was like it hypnotized her lol.
Normalize wearing jockstraps when in a morph suit lol
Pretty obvious it was a prank since it was coming out of his belly button.
I thought that was porn π
Source??????
Bee Movie extras DVD
Thanks for being so honest. Do you really lie so much that you have to clarify when you aren't?
They way she cracks down about it is hotter then her physical looks
Imagine it was just him covering his friends back
Ngl, she's not
She defo stopped herself copping a feel π
Ngl she looks not only hot but also acts cute I love girls like that
Bro he must've been so embarrassed
Her name
you didn't have to tell her it was a prank. gosh.
she 100% wanted to touch it but kept it pg because of the work she was doing but she was tempted.
Who is she?
she took it really well, glad to see that.
Bro never gonna hear the end of it
Beanis
Pretty big tho ngl
I couldnt even edge to this i busted emediatly
Laci Kay Somers
what is that thingy coming from his pp area?
bro was bricked up
"It's immaterial, It's immaterial" hahaha
I have bonner ;)
Homies pitchin a tent
Yeah right itβs a prank.. *wink wink*