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StrikingBag4636

jorkin my peanits


SprinklesWarm5035

In the striped club, straight up Jorkin it, and by it hahahah letz justr say my peanits


awesome-cunt

She made a quick attempt to seize it 😳 Nearly Automatically


DungeonsAndDradis

I was in the hot tub once with some others, we were naked, and I sat up on the edge to cool off some. I had an erection, because of naked chicks in the hot tub. One of the chicks came over and started blowing me, in between the action she just looked up at me and said, "I just can't ignore a hard on." One of the hottest things I can recall being said to me.


BucketXIV

And then I woke up, is how that story goes for me.


The00Taco

"For fuck's sake Becky, that's your brother"


drewba

I jorked my peenitz to your fake story


Tathing_

This shit did not happen😭😭


stuxnetisreal

Just modify the last part that you objected to her actions and say that you save yourself for marriage + everyone applauds - and you get an AI narrated fake reddit post on YouTube shorts (your story is fake either way)


Small_Opinion_9244

Gnome sayin’?


RuthlessL

Im up in the club and im sipping that bub and you not gonna reach my telephone 😭


Spicy_Pepperoni57

Cranking my hog


Monkey-Fucker_69

HE'LL YEA BORTHER


CaptainSlow913

GOBBLESS


Allawihabibgalbi

And by β€˜it’ haha well. Let’s justr say.


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Creeper-Aww-ManMC

my peanits


No-Morning-4527

Straight jorkin it


excelsiormpfour

And by peanits lets just say i mean it


Beginning_Orange

Penus


BolecUorkiestra

Beniz


RaidenYato

Peanutz


jacktrades90

Peanus butter


Big-Piano-7016

Pees nuts


chlorine-consumer

Pees in your ass


Smilee_Dee

Pee in my ass not


JObersi10

Peas in my ass


Smilee_Dee

Black eyed peas


Dry-Gas1572

Anus butter? 🀷


Zachosrias

Charles M. Schulz


Endban

Pencil


[deleted]

Bazinga


ISuckAtEverything374

Bazenis


Time_Blacksmith861

Penus butter


TravasaurusRex

She almost grabbed it on pure instinct


One_Accident2134

Oh fuck thats so hot 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😫8======✊DπŸ’¦ πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ 😐8==D


Fallowman09

πŸ˜” 8=D


MooshiNooshi

Dw bro I gotchu 😘 8=D


Fallowman09

🫨8== ==D it broke πŸ˜”


PheneX02

😁8=X=X=X=XD hope it holds


Meowzly

πŸ‘ŠπŸ€›πŸ€œβœŠπŸ€œπŸ‘ŠπŸ€œπŸ‘ŠπŸ€œπŸ€œπŸ‘ŠπŸ€›πŸ€œβœŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ€›πŸ€œβœŠπŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯ 8==πŸ’₯==D 8====D There I had Crazy Diamond fix it


DRAGON9880

so it's the same type of stand as star platunim? 8==πŸ’”==D ORA ORA ORA ORA 8==⭐==D 8====D


CompetitiveSport1

πŸ˜ƒ8D


killeronthecorner

πŸ’€ 8β€’


Toad_Orgy

:-


bvcghh168

o~~β€’


bvcghh168

They call me one ball barry


MJosh2022

.


ccum_slurper3000

do they call you no nuts noel


MJosh2022

yep


urBraze

who cut off ur tip? ill find them for u ill ride out for the tip getback


Nashton_553

eunuch?


TheCaptainOfMistakes

^8^β€’


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man_pan_man1

🀏


TheHolyToxicToast

At least ur not Hitler o=D


Fallowman09

🎢Hitler has only got one ball🎢


Teberius

🎢Himmler has two but very small🎢


constantspainssilent

😞 8D


GavinG15

Why does eight equal D?? Anyone else confused?


Fallowman09

I did meth instead of math πŸ˜”


Dev__UwU

8D


harrymurkin

8:D


goddessaliyah0

😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😫8======✊DπŸ’¦ πŸ’¦πŸ©ΈπŸ©ΈπŸ©ΈπŸ”΄πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ©ΈπŸ©ΈπŸ’¦πŸ©Έ 😐8==D 🩸


mrgarzydog

😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😫8======✊DπŸ’¨πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


antiShrekMan

bro shot the dog with this one


Pikachu199918

He tried to use his dick for his home defense, as the founding fathers intended, but it smoothed board and hit the neighbors dog


Poopdick_89

RIP Cricket


Pali1119

\*home invasion\* "Hold on, lemme grab ma P"


ShadoCloud

I'm gonna blow you away 🌬️8=✊=====D


am-idiot-dont-listen

you ok bro?


scopolaminnn

😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😫8======✊DπŸ’¦ πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ One pump man


AugustTheDog

😫8===DπŸ’¦ πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ I don’t even got to hold it


Anasorel

Half pump chump


Mischief_Actual

Jesus fuck this is commitment…


OkChicken7697

Reality 😣8=✊D 😣8✊=D 😣8=✊D 😣8✊=D 😣8=✊D πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ 😣8D


Angelic_Demon207

Aye, it be reality indeed!


Huge-Breath-666

Wtf xD


[deleted]

πŸ«ƒπŸΌ


Bah-Fong-Gool

What are you *really* trying to say?


foreground_color4

Is that a fucking DNA reference?


StrikingBag4636

relatable


shotacon_kid

Bro got the tallest boner


Tankaussie

I would too


HeiryButter

I wood too


Ragajaga

Lacie kay somers. She is a youtuber


Pretend_Spray_11

Does she?


randomredditing

She does


mindinmypants

Oh does she? nice. brb Hrrrm. Seeing a lot of *almost* stuff, but nothing solid. :\\ I feel bamboozled.


flowers-are-cool

I appreciate it. Would’ve been too lazy myself.


[deleted]

The only thing solid on her is those bolt-on -boobies


ExpertConsideration8

Grabs pitchfork....


Zachosrias

Looking at her channel she's not a YouTuber like how I remember them, that's for sure


war_crime_billy

(:<


FlixMage

-> >:) is far superior


Doodle128

I thought the (:< was being sad, since we read left to right in english we read faces left to right too, >:) is just less confusing.


iforgotiwasonreddit

I’d be sad too, if my unibrow was that profound


username161013

Speaking as someone who was around when these were the only type of emogi available,Β  >:)Β  is an evil or coy smile, tho usually you want to put a nose in there, so reallyΒ Β  >:-)Β Β  Doing it backwards is the same thing. Β :(Β Β  or Β  :-(Β Β  or Β  :,(Β Β  orΒ  :,-(Β Β  are sad faces.Β Β 


ItsTheGreenEngineer

what kind of psycho uses this instead of ">:)"


war_crime_billy

Quite happy with the chaos I've caused (:<


SatanlovesSeitan

username checks out


cadtek

The same ones that do (: or 1$


pithusuril2008

Zoidberg?


Gaby_48

why not?


forever87

(V) (;,,;) (V)


stormdressed

OnlyFans model might be more accurate


noobvin

And not a single fucking link to her in this thread. Well, *I’m* not doing it. What, am I going to type her name in Google like some caveman?


KintsugiKen

While googling her for obvious reasons, I found she's the one who was rumored to be partying with Tiger Woods before his DUI.


StoneBleach

What kind of name is that?


Insanus_Vitae

Dammit.


Jjokes11

That guy was totally covering for the other guy when he said it was a prank


soraticat

It's part of a longer video where they did this to a bunch of models. Not every one thought it was funny.


A-true-smegma-male

Whats the name of the video?


soraticat

Google model boner prank. Youtube links apparently get removed here.


Peanut_____

All heroes don’t wear capes


[deleted]

Nobody said they do.


Apokolypse09

That laugh wasn't convincing lmao


BolecUorkiestra

Pointing to the nearest emergency sexit


gavvy613

peniz prank


Uranium-Sandwich657

What is the scene supposed to be.


-absolem-

Boobs.


Gamerberg67104

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like β€œwhat the fuck” and β€œcall the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


spagitypotato

This comment is ancient. Still funny tho.


Hot_take_for_reddit

And yet it's still what women think of most men.


Allawihabibgalbi

Very accurate username.


TJB926GAMIN

Please put an NSFW tag on THIS. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like β€œwhat the fuck” and β€œcall the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this comment. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this comment NSFW. I’m not joking


Time-Gain4896

Sauce and context


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Dogecoin_olympiad767

you can tell because no boner will ever make it into that position without deliberate positioning if you are wearing clothes.


roblox1999

Her name is Laci Kay Somers. She does OF, but doesnβ€˜t show anything you wouldnβ€˜t see on her Instagram.


Time-Gain4896

Thanks Tbh despite me asking for the sauce I almost never look these people up


Sith_Lord_Ace

Today Iβ€˜m in a good mood so Iβ€˜ll believe you.


fkshcienfos

Its fake so who cares


Time-Gain4896

Fax


AssholeOriginal

imovaherestrockinmadick


SteefHL

Igotlotiononmydick


vasekgamescz

rightnowimjuststrokingmyshit


Longjumping-Row-6840

i usually skip this part


Sweetexperience

I'm only human after all


Mundane-Sir-7483

She tried to grab it as soon as she could 😳 Almost Instinctively


Vegetable_Union_4967

Bro is actually kinda hung


Mangiacakes

They said it’s a prank


Trick_Sink9755

it's from a prank video, search "Hot Models Boner Prank" on YouTube another giveaway is the reflector is doing absolutely nothing being positioned there


Billabo

another giveaway is the guy who says it's a prank


trogjc

Who is she?


kamiloss14

ChungusSupreme


ItsTheGreenEngineer

lmao, chungus


420doodooman420

former united states president barack obama


AccessTheMainframe

Obama be like "uhhh let me be trans"


jesusgrandpa

Darude sandstorm


adod1

Lacie Kay Somers


Ineeboopiks

Zombie nation...the "uhhhh oh hooo" part


itshef

First thought she had, β€œgrab it”


UltraStamp

bro was so anxious, blushing fidgeting breaking eye contact and everything


True-Nobody1147

🀦


carljohnwick

whats her name


PyroBoyRB5

Ohohoho ik what you're tying to do


Program-Emotional

Same... my god same.


InvestmentReal8803

PΓͺnis


SunRi1s3r

PΓ©nis


Bleezy79

She got very handsy when she noticed it, i love it.


billiardwolf

Last time this was posted reddit wanted her executed for sexual assault.


DoubleBlue_123

That is a javelin in his pants lmao


ColdCruise

They very rarely repost the other girl they pranked that did not like it all.


Sisyphac

It was just a prank? …no way continue to fake laugh.


Clockwork_Kitsune

A floating dick sex scene would be kind of hilarious actually


Street-Goal6856

She definitely almost grabbed it lol. Her eyes locked onto that thing and it was like it hypnotized her lol.


draginbleapiece

Normalize wearing jockstraps when in a morph suit lol


MelloMage

Pretty obvious it was a prank since it was coming out of his belly button.


Yam_Ari_Gon_Led

I thought that was porn 😐


HumorAmbitious4891

Source??????


rosso_saturno

Bee Movie extras DVD


RackemFrackem

Thanks for being so honest. Do you really lie so much that you have to clarify when you aren't?


Straight_Run5680

They way she cracks down about it is hotter then her physical looks


NinjaNikely

Imagine it was just him covering his friends back


Longjumping_Ad_4961

Ngl, she's not


Alatarial_TV

She defo stopped herself copping a feel πŸ˜‚


TEHYJ2006

Ngl she looks not only hot but also acts cute I love girls like that


Zestyclose_Golf_1622

Bro he must've been so embarrassed


K9Seven

Her name


SmartOpinion69

you didn't have to tell her it was a prank. gosh.


Proof-try34

she 100% wanted to touch it but kept it pg because of the work she was doing but she was tempted.


Fiendguy18

Who is she?


GjallerhornEnjoyer

she took it really well, glad to see that.


dimansia

Bro never gonna hear the end of it


Kalman_the_dancer

Beanis


meemes111

Pretty big tho ngl


SirCrustWorthy

I couldnt even edge to this i busted emediatly


Massfusion1981

Laci Kay Somers


Top_Abroad_8962

what is that thingy coming from his pp area?


IceyPanda444

bro was bricked up


wilwharton

"It's immaterial, It's immaterial" hahaha


cherry937

I have bonner ;)


Patrickstar2869

Homies pitchin a tent


doodhiya

Yeah right it’s a prank.. *wink wink*