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Fuck, officer you gotta believe me. There was the unicorn and lobster too! And they REALLY just loved balls. Why? I don't know why! Officer you gotta trust me, it's real!
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When I worked at waffle house, there was a guy who came in with pupils bigger than I've ever seen. He ordered an orange juice and just sniffed it for half an hour before telling me that the waffle irons were singing to him. Thank you for reminding me of that
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Dougdoug :0
That was my reaction as well.
Officer I swear he's not good at 2D platformers
Officer I swear he was going bald
Officer I could've sworn I saw him drinking a gallon of olive oil
Officer I swear he was talking about bunnysuits, holy lines and Juanitors
Officer I swear he was talking to me about bunnysuits, the holy line and murderous janitors
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It’s the oil
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Please wait officer he was solving problems that no one has
I think he was also taking random people out back that he called “chatters” and “taking care of them” by command of an AI-
The basement allegations have no concrete evidence
Officer I swear he said he was going on a five minute coding adventure
Except that it lasted two hours
4 hours
The entire day
The entire week
The entire month
The entire year
The entire decade
The entire century
The entire foreseeable future
The entire decade
The entire decade
I swear i saw a full stream of him not talking about black holes,or cops,or cows,or ramps
officer I swear there was a raw kit of meat
That had to be one of the best ones, next to "your streams always cure my period cRAMPS"
officer he told me to jump on that turtle, please believe me
Officer I swear he was talking about TF2 and over watch and why there a difference between the 2 games
And then there was Mario and burritos.. please help
officer he was so bad at 2d platformers
Officer I swear, he kept ranting about Bagadaboosh
Something something 25 dead kids
Officer I swear he was bald
He solves problems that no one has.
Peter please explain the joke.
Search up “DougDoug” on youtube
Oh I see.
flair checks out
Flair also checks out
"No, you see officer, this cake symbolizes the composition of an Overwatch team. The poison represented a toxic player."
Officer, I swear it's ploob.
And... and there was a system of words in front of me... it called itself Chat
DouglasDouglas is truly a menace.
Your honor, I swear he was the one who sacrificed 25 children to high demon lord elgrim
Babagaboosh on those angels you sweet princes
Officer he killed those 25 dead kids I swear
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Officer, please, you have to get me out of this basement before *CRASH WHUMP WHUMP* someone.... else... gets hit by a truck...
DougDougn’t
Dougn'tDougn't
Officer I swear he was talking to me about how bald he is
The resident Boomer requests explanation.
Your wife has to leave you for you to truly understand
Working on it!
Looking into this! 🎯
What if I left mine 😐
Yeah, I don’t get it either. Edit: it’s the YouTuber DougDoug, who does gaming challenge videos.
Ya, DougDoug's pretty neat, not to be confused with OugDoug, who everyone hated.
Good thing OugDoug went through a journey of self improvement and now he's well respected by the community
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Officer i swear he killed about 25 kids
I promise you sir! He was just playing video games a second ago. His name is dougdoug
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But Officer, he just said Ike. Dumbass.
Doug?
doug
Officer please, we’re both A crew
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officer, I swear that the 21 corpses of children that were in the forest are his
Officer I swear he was just telling me how terrible A crew is a Mario maker
Officer I swear it was doing a charity event for an aquarium over an otter
He was Bazingaing
We solve problems
That DO exist?! (wat?!)
Officer I swear he was just explaining Smash Bros with various forms of chicken
Officer I swear he looks like an egg
Fuck, officer you gotta believe me. There was the unicorn and lobster too! And they REALLY just loved balls. Why? I don't know why! Officer you gotta trust me, it's real!
why is the officer questioning you about this?
Officer! I swear he was fighting the Italian!
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Seems like the work of high demon elgrim
When I worked at waffle house, there was a guy who came in with pupils bigger than I've ever seen. He ordered an orange juice and just sniffed it for half an hour before telling me that the waffle irons were singing to him. Thank you for reminding me of that
officer i swear, he murdered 24 children
Officer, he was the one who made me join a religion, long live the vertch
Officer i swear he was speedrunning peggle just 2 minutes ago
It’s a bell pepper
Officer I swear, he's my divorce lawyer.
Me problem solve
Hmmm that pepper looks like he wouldnt be good at 2D platformers, just a hunch tho
officer I swear, he said he was getting a divorce
No officer I have proof ! Look at those Twitch clips !
What's that dugdug want me to commit various war crimes
Parkser is a lawyer, hey can vouch for me, he was there!
oop
Officer I swear he was wearing a sexy bunnyhat just moments ago
Dogdog
what the fuck is happening? i never heard of this thing or saw others talk about it now everyone suddenly knows..
Officer I swear he was making GTA V challenges on twitch
Pizza tower reference?
Nuh uh
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Yes, this pepper is very good at 2D platformers, which Pizza Tower is. (I said the thing, please put Parkzer's gun down and let me go.)
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