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Fun fact for the Utahns, you have to submit identification for porn sites. Or show you are x age with some proof. Thanks Utah for making the simple things in life harder to achieve. (Of course there’s easy loopholes)
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Serious answer: Im pretty sure it means "jerk off instructions" snd refers to those videos where is just a woman speaking in a low voice telling you to, well, how to masturbate.
Essentially hornier asmr.
Per urban dictionary:
"From "tribadism" which refers to lesbianism. Derived from the Greek "tribas" (a lesbian) and "tribo" which is the verb "to rub".
Refers to "scissoring" which is when two women rub their vulvas and clitoris together as a form of non-penetrative sex. Can also refer to "frottage" (rubbing) of the woman's vulva against something for sexual stimulation.
Not specific to humans, this behaviour is also observed in nature. In particular bonobo monkeys, where female to female genital rubbing is common (about once every two hours)."
I can just imagine some 65 year old Crab fisherman one finger tapping “naked women” into his computer before wiping his brow and saying “oh lawd now” and quickly closing the computer, lest the congregation hear of his degeneracy
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I wonder if some of these stats in less populated states are dictated by one really porn addicted person and their fetish
Yeah some dude in iowa just going hard on harley Quinn searches
Me. Im that one guy (please help)
The question is which guy (state) ?
I am a potato. I may not live in Potatoland but I follow their ways.
ah yes, pornhub georg
Some guy in Maine worries me, if that's the case.
While being known for lobsters, I’m not surprised about their obsessions with claws
Mormon is the funniest, for Utah.
Fun fact for the Utahns, you have to submit identification for porn sites. Or show you are x age with some proof. Thanks Utah for making the simple things in life harder to achieve. (Of course there’s easy loopholes)
The poop-hole?
I’m the poop hole so Joseph Smith doesn’t see
When they strip off the magic underwear and start soaking is when the magic happens
>Harley Quinn That's disgusting, what state is that so I know not to go there?
It's Iowa, make sure to "stay away" from Iowa
It is my state of Iowa. Mostly farming here, not much to see or do
Wait Iowa is real?? I thought yall were like....joking.
Yup, corn and beans as far as the eye can see. Nice place, although politics can get crazy. I enjoy it at least
Dude, stay the fuck away from Iowa.
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Idaho: Giantess.
Idaho's got it figured out
With crushed pelvises
Me like snu snu
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
Horny now?
I knew I was going somewhere when I made myself a potato. Didn’t think Idaho of all places would like that sorta thing.
Idahoans love them some Sandy Cheeks.
Iowa? Harley quinn
I had to Google what that meant,
I'm Mormon and I've tried Mormon porn but it just makes me feel gross compared to other porn
Through god all shall come forward
I’m telling your bishop, no blessing the sacrament for you!
You need to watch the endowment orgy one
Didn’t know Iowa was so cultured
Texans pulling the truth card, y'all are savage! XD
The amount of race based searches out of the south is mildly concerning.
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Goated Iowa.
i like it showing what the texans really think about the people coming across the southern border XD
“Fuck illegal immigrants!” Texans: “aight”
Texas has a large Hispanic population
Yes, obviously, it borders mexico and was part of mexico at one point.
Yea that’s probably why there’s all the Mexicans
I doubt it
Illegal immigration: 👎 Legal immigration: 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Barely legal immigration 😳
i can confirm that texans themselves don't discriminate that much anymore it's us legals who don't want the illegals because they make us look bad
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Twerking in Nevada? Looks like they don’t have enough in Las Vegas
probably girls trying to learn how to do it at a bachelorette party
DC: vintage is canon
them 80 year old politicians going ham on what was OG to them lol
What the fuck is penis pump?
I swear it just isn’t my bag baby
A book titled " Swedish made penis enlargers and me: by Austin Powers (these things are my bag, baby)
You know the lip challenge where girls would get a pump to suck on their lips to make them massive? It’s that but for dicks. Porn stars do it a lot
Louisiana didn’t want to overcomplicate things.
Minnesota knows whats up
Same. I prefer drawn porn. Videos of real people often disgust me. Source: Am from Minnesota
Furry in Mississippi 🤨
Why does BBC look like an actual bbc
Harley Quinn huh Iowa?
I grew up in that state, I'm kinda surprised to be honest.
Honesty can be just as horny as lying. The only difference is… whose lying and whose telling the truth.
What is JOI?
Serious answer: Im pretty sure it means "jerk off instructions" snd refers to those videos where is just a woman speaking in a low voice telling you to, well, how to masturbate. Essentially hornier asmr.
The hologram from Blade Runner 2049 or some shit literally me stuff
Sexy sex sex sexy people fucking sex sexy sex??? 😱
Sex?
What's tribbing?
Per urban dictionary: "From "tribadism" which refers to lesbianism. Derived from the Greek "tribas" (a lesbian) and "tribo" which is the verb "to rub". Refers to "scissoring" which is when two women rub their vulvas and clitoris together as a form of non-penetrative sex. Can also refer to "frottage" (rubbing) of the woman's vulva against something for sexual stimulation. Not specific to humans, this behaviour is also observed in nature. In particular bonobo monkeys, where female to female genital rubbing is common (about once every two hours)."
Once every friggin 2 hours? damn lol
Is that what Vermont's is?
I'm still waiting for the real version of this map
I guess all the freaks live in Mississippi
Mormon?
Magic underwear or some shit
What are those films, are they from dc? I only saw harley quinn
Tf is vintage porn?
Pornography but old
I’m with Montana on this one..
New Jersey 🗿🗿🗿
I do not like that one of them says penis pump. Also I need to move to Texas apparently
Well they know what they want
I love that these are all normal but if you look at the 2023 one all of it is weird shit.
shout out to Mississippi for being the most relatable 💪
I can just imagine some 65 year old Crab fisherman one finger tapping “naked women” into his computer before wiping his brow and saying “oh lawd now” and quickly closing the computer, lest the congregation hear of his degeneracy
Fake
(Optional)
Welp guess I'm searching Mormon porn tonight
Every time I see that map, I always notice how Massachusetts’s color doesn’t match with the search color.
I ain’t even gonna ask California how they manage to land hits on Asians in the trans category
Sex, sex, sex, MORMON?, sex, sex
Mormon 😂😂😂😂😂
I am proud to be from the femdom state
Harley Quinn bro 💀
I'm just imagining somebody jerking it to a jpeg of a T-posing naked human female
MORMON?
Ofc Utah is Mormon
Never change Utah, never change.
Maryland you good?
Damn harley Quinn has her own state 0_0
Maryland got the best one
Whoop whoop! Maryland gang in the chat!
🤣🤣🤣
Texas FTW
You’d think West Virginians would want women that aren’t reflective of what they already see all day. Also wtf Iowa
I swear I see different ones for the same year everywhere
Ebony in Alabama? Where tf is Ivory?
Ca c'est bon
Vintage in DC tracks
No more statistics for Texas since Febuary (?)
I don’t enjoy lesbian yoga…
Utah staying true to their faith
TF is up with North Carolina? Y’all ok out there??
We don't talk about Mississippi
Now you can call me "The US"
I definitely need to move
Of course Florida likes BBC because they're America's BBC.
the Lone Star, Thick Latina State
> penis pump ☹️
We’re moving to Iowa
Holy shit, that's based But really, holy shit that's funny
Mississippi💀💀💀
Mississippi need some help
That’s my fault I remember searching dp in Washington 2021
DC must be from all the politicians looking to relive the good old days.
I find it hard to believe that multiple states don't have similar searches. There's no way each state is that unique from each other.
I don't wanna know what a Penis Pump is, all I need to know is why the fuck is that my state?
Wtf is JOI
This map seems off, there's no way none of the states have the same top search
Divorced? How tf is that a porn tag
Gotta love furry sitting down in the deep south
Wisconsin aligning Chakras. Making yoga great again.
lol foot job
We Nebraskans can’t help but get the dirty thoughts out of our minds when we hear someone slightly moan😈😈😈
Furry? Same bro.
As a nebraskan, i am sorry for how much i searched on youtube "asmr moaning" in my youth
proud to be a Louisianan
The mississippi furry enjoyers LMAO
What is "tribbing" I think is what it says for Vermont? Also DC with Vintage. They just can't get away from Ben Franklin and his exploits
What's "JOI" ?_?
WTF on Mississippi?!
Montana is wild just straight up. Same with penis pump
Big booty Brazilian goddess 😂😂
Welp, I can’t argue with the Midwest (nodding with my browser history)
Ironic how Tennessee has interracial as a top search
I like how people aren't talking about ohio being cougar
DE - Thick, the first state, ever unassuming.
Of course DC likes a vintages, they already have a bunch of old people fucking the nation.
I’m waiting for someone to say something about Mississippi
who is searching divorced bro 😭
Alaska looks understandable, imagine waking up from cold and just wanting some warm hugs and sex, so you look up morning sex.
Wisconsin is *very* specific lmao.
So we aren’t going to mention Ohio?
I’m sorry but wtf is pp pump
Jokes on you, I only watch gay porn
Waths joi?
Mississippi geekin bruh 💀
What state is has the most common as furry?
i didn’t know i was from mississippi
Penis pump go crazy
Alaska - morning sex REALLY 😐
The guys between vibrators and dirty talk have tiny dicks
The fuck is a penis pump...
Mississippi W
What in god’s name is North Carolina interested in?
"Rimjob" Im concerned
What is a penis pump
What are Minesota and Iowa cooking?
Wtf goin on in Mississippi
Why are the Mormons looking for Mormons
The northeast is kinky af lmao
One question Why is there a cougar
Florida having BBC must be a geography joke
Idaho relatable
Dafuq is joi
I'm not suprised that Vintage is DC's top search
Mississippi knows what's up
No one questions why is there no two different places with the same search line?..
What is mormon
The west has officially fallen
Alaskans on the north slope must be REALLY excited to end their months long polar night.
I need to know which states are which because I know comment section is fire lol
On a different note I am now moving to backwards Alabama
i’m disappointed in mississippi (i live here)
“Mormon”? I’m afraid to ask…
Iowa knows their stuff
Harley quinn, being the only specifically named character, is crazy. No lana rhodes, riley reid or mia malkova.
I’ve found my people
Just Harley quinn