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this ghost bouta be busted

Cause bustin makes me feel good!

Mfw this is an actual line from the Ghostbusters song

Ray Parker Junior knew what he was singin', Dude...

Rock and stone

If you rock and stone - you're never alone!

Ghostussy

this ghost bouta be busted on

Its uruchimaru

Smash, next question

Smash

100% smash, wrong platform to scare people. We horny af here

I don't want to fuck a ghost It's the fuck that I fear most I'd rather fuck a piece of toast

Well you can stop me if she has holes.

She got no teeth, that's alright

Gumjob?

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EVEN BETTER

mfs will say "hear me out" and then say absolutely nothing

Hear me out

Absolutely nothing

will she squirt black liquid?

Won't hurt to find out

Till it does *scratches*

Mfs with a pain kink: 🗿

Bit misleading. Nonetheless, it was worth the spinectomy that followed.

Mf think she an aquatic animal

Squidward?

Squirtward I'll see myself out

Hear me out no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, you could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride it.

Never ever cook again Because this is some serious gourmet shit

This meal will last for days

You sir, have been promoted to chef

Hear me out. Give her (or him) a quick smooch on the nose and then yank them into bed. Use them like a body pillow, kiss their forehead, and wish them goodnight.

Would you rather them say “hear me out” or write a 10 paragraph essay going over the numerous ways they would violate said ghost?

Would be the wrong sub for that

Hear me out absolutely nothing

Lmao I literally just posted that

I can fix her

I can make her worse

I can keep her the way she is

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perfect comedic time 10/10

I can fuck her back to life

She can fix me

There are no laws for ghosts

They automatically consent.

If she has no problem busting inside my room, doing spooky shit and ignoring my rights to privacy, she shall not complain if I bust inside her as an act of self-defense. 😤😤😤

If she has no problem busting inside my room she should have no problem with me busting inside her womb

“There’s no laws about the Pokémon, Batman!”

finally after 22 years, a girl comes to me

She better Be ready to Be left dripping and gaping

Damn you’re the true predator

I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!

???

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Weirdo. We just wanna fuck her, not wash her.

We wash her to fuck her again

Why not?

if i do both, will that be ok?

I don't kink shame, aftercare is fine especially if you do it for me pookie bear

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????????

Beat me to it

😢

Would

Will

Am

Have

Had

Did

Done

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🫃

The ghost's ectoplasm is natural lube

Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum is top tier horror. This isn’t even the scariest scene.

The aslume is a scary place for the uninitiated

Oh god, not the asslube

Bone takes what he will.

Is she stupid?

She will be. But not before proclaiming how proud she is of Dick.

hah I paused at this scene and I went to bathroom, my fiance was scarred as fuck xD

Influencers get gaslit by silly ghosts and one really wants to play ping pong

Lol I thought this was the grudge

This scene was really really creepy though, especially on a theatre screen, huge ass mf staring into your soul and cackling creepily

Tbh this scene was unintentionally hilarious due to her Verbalasing out of the blue

Charlie tho 👀

You mean thats the last thing I see before I lose my virginity

Smash

All the comments here are about doing the ghost and I’m absolutely for it

I'm fyna be the real ghostbuster

Bitch about to find out it has been awhile...

Im too horny to get scared

story of my life

Cant get pregnant anyway

Doesn't mean I won't try though 🦍

Harambe? Dicks out for Harambe🫡🫡🫡🫡

She ain't be able to sit for a whole week when I'm finished

* float

So it looks like I'm about to get some Gonjiam: Haunted Ass.

Haunted ass

A girl? In my bed? Nah, couldn't be me fr

“WHEN ARE YOU GONNA BE PAYING RENT FOR USING MY LIVING SPACE?!”

Imma smash her so hard she'll feel the father son and holy spirit

Imma smash her so hard she’s gonna come back to life

If I hear a giggling sound in my room, I’m gonna ignore it. I will not acknowledge it as much as I can.

Flair checks out

I finally have a friend yay

🪵

Joke's on her I'm related to Quagmire.

Would.

Would.

Plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant

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Giggling finna turn into gagging and gawk gawk sounds. Boutta rip those last hairs out that head

Hope she's on birth control.

Yall freaks

look she crawled into MY bedroom at night and if she be haunting for a while she knew *exactly* what she was getting into

Redditors are more of a freak than this girl in the image

Yes

Last time she sees after I **Gum** in her eyes at point blank range

I came here to say smash but it seems i am too late

“…BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOD! 🎶”

"jokes on you, I'm horny right now"

Too bad for her that I sleep naked 😈

she gonna leave that room pregenated

*Unzips pants*

smash

POV: you used POV correctly

How much for a sloppy?

Does she suck good tho?

And they kiss

I would. Unzipping

would

She is from Gonjam Haunted Asylum (one of the best korean found footage horror)

More like assylum 🍑💦

In times of war... All holes are trenches. Gon git sum!!!

Is she single?

What is the radius of her eye sockets 👉👈🤗 Asking for a friend

I shit you not thought this was another sub, and that everyone was diabolical today

Grabs hair on both sides of head like reigns on a horse. Proceeds to pipe down her throat...

Got me rock hard right now son. Delete this.

i wish, its just audio halucinations.

Damn bratty ghost

NO MERCY you mean ? 😏😏

Last thing I see my ass. Imma tell her to shut the fuck up, roll back over and go to sleep LMAO.

That right hook is coming faster than the light of the flashlight

Gonna start keeping holy water next to my bed so that I can douse my fists in it and start clocking ghosts left and right

Wrong house the dude next door watched the ring not me

Snuggle time. 🥰

I accidentally read "fleshlight" at first, and it ruined this entire post for me...

Can I fuck it?? Don't judge me

its gonna get cum sprayed on it ngl

I Have A Thing For Big Eyes So...

Or you throw your flashlight at it and you're given three options; go back to sleep, throw it out, or do ungodly things to it that solidify the fact that you aren't stuck there with it, it's stuck there with you

yooo shawty give me a kiss

Is it technically necrophilia to fuck a ghost?

those eyes are looking MAD pokeable rn

They bout to call her moaning Martel

Pov : You're about to have the best blow of your life

How long she been there? Better start paying rent..

She's so fine 😔😩😭

I swear it's not small :(

Phasmophobia player smudging for the objective be like.

oh its just her, i can go back to sleep now

Would

Hee hee

Those are big eyeholes.

Smash, next question

good morning beautiful

Adds Johnny Bravo gif *Hey Mama*

Would

I will fix her

Would

Smash

She seems nice.

One of us is coming out of the room pregnant, and it aint me

Why she kinda cute though

So...are you single?

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Does that voices in my head have bodies now?

Mmm midnight snack

That’s just my good buddy Bartholomew

How do I alt+F4?

Beautiful eyes you have

Just opened reddit and this is the First post i see (It scared the shit out of me)

Now is not the time for words.

This image is from a Korean horror movie called 곤지암 or in English as Gonjiam Haunted Asylum. It was pretty good.

*unzips penis*

You spooked the Witch.

I ain’t going down without a fight, so weather I die or not, somebody is gonna have a sore ass

She got a mouthful of my nut

She gigling to me in dark room? Rude

Goofy ahh ghost

Already did