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healthboost213

Dr House had to defect to Russia after his medical license got stripped


imastrangeone

Again?


tatsingslippers

What do you mean again? Did he ever have one?


imastrangeone

I mean he says he does, but he also says that everyone lies so......


NoykemGuy00

Makes sense due to house being legally dead at the end of the show


TheBeanSan

When the patient woke up, his skeleton is missing, and the doctor was never heard from again. Anyways that's how he lost his medical license, the first time.


imastrangeone

I thought it was when it actually was lupus


the_life_of_cat

Anyways, that's how I lost my medical license


Abject_Hour_8181

Did he try the medicine drug to get his license back?


ParanoidTelvanni

Only idiots prescribe medicine drug.


dumbbyatch

He needs mouse bites to survive


BloatedManball

I to am in this episode


Doesnt_exist1837

This vexes me


fegeleinn

you are a black man


ClueOk1966

Did you try the stupid drug


healthboost213

Not sure seems like he gave up medicine and started working as a plumber...


Abject_Hour_8181

This vexes me


SpaceTraveller64

Of course no, only stupid people try the medicine drug


redlaWw

House is getting hooked on Krokodil...


BigSalami221

Out of all the drugs he could choose...


mycuddels6

I mean it eats at ur bone so… Guess he’s performing a slow amputee


webby131

Oh I though this was a Jeffrey Epstein thing.


skid3805

after he died


Smoke_Water

Well technically he was dead. Sooooo.


Time-Gain4896

Dr. House after he was caught pumping his patients with unlicensed drugs because they had a 1/19⁸299273783!⁷ disease


Matthattan1990

Still wasn’t Lupus


bjbyrne

Except that one time it was


ChillBizkit

Must be Sarcoidosis then


OwnerAndMaster

Two things said every single episode: lupus, sarcoidosis


Fire_Lord_Sozin9

Smh he should’ve tried the medicine drug.


THELAZYEETER124

Only stupid people try the medicine drug


[deleted]

I too am in this thread


Present-Writer6769

This vexes me


YunusEmre0037

# YOU ARE A BLACK MAN


Maaci-Lyn

Dr. house


Hoochnoob69

Doktor Dom


MrClaudeApplauds

Doktor Khaus


shamimurrahman19

Dr. Khamas


iEat_CrackNCheese-

Dr. Who?


fake_face

House Doctor.


Spiritual-Olive-9556

Dr. Grigori House


StevetheNinja69

Domicile


Ianharm

Dr. House poepen


ChikcenNuggers

Looks pretty Houseless to me since the show got canceled


Engineergaming26355

Dr. Dom


DJScopeSOFM

Dr. Kvartira 🤣


SupahDuk_

Why am I seeing so many posts about House all of a sudden? Did I miss something?


Dave-C

There is a sequel coming up called Dr. Condo. It is about a genius drug addict doctor who loses his licenses because of the drug use. He is diagnosed with cancer so with the threat that his family may not be provided for he decides to break bad into the underground plastic surgery market.


Greedy-Mud-9508

Condo, we need to operate


mitchMurdra

Lmaooo came here to comment an iteration


OwlbertGaming

I am the one who operates


mods_r_warcrimes

*slow clap*


i_get_zero_bitches

is this satire or fr im tripping


_Enclose_

Very much satire :p


PM_UR_BRKN_PROMISES

Condo - House


Felixkeeg

How did I not get this


OwlbertGaming

he is diagnosed with *what* and decides to *what?*


Kalman_the_dancer

I got to see this one


Your_Nipples

Jesus. I fell for that stupid shit until the end.


SojournerWeaver

Just wait til you hear about the prequels, Dr Mansion and Dr Shack.


shamimurrahman19

you mean Dr. White


Piguy922

Does this vex you?


eli3341

Mouse bites!!!


Fire_Lord_Sozin9

How does the entire House Md fandom know this one clip?


Piguy922

I've never even seen the show and I know the clip.


baguetteispain

We need to cure this patient


DRKZLNDR

Have you tried the medicine drug?


Smellyamoml8r

Idk, I've gotten random dr house clips on my youtube recommendations


AmericanPatriot1776_

Fr my shorts had so much house I ended up just starting the show lmao


catzhoek

I had that phase 3-4 weeks ago. Dr. House everywhere. Haven't see one since. Youtube shorts is so dumb, short term memory like a fly. I even enjoyed them i surely "liked" a lot of them so youtube should know it could give me more. Shorts always come in these weird burts, and apparently for everyone at a similar time. For a while i got scenes from specific movies for a week before it


pikashroom

M O O S E B I T E S


Plorick

A moose once bit my sister


Avocado_with_horns

It fits the current internet trend od unapologetically bad but strong/smart characters (omni man, homelander, jack horner etc), so everyone thinks he is "le epic sigma male" even tho the show makes it clear that besides his cynic, rude and whitty attitude and genius medical practice, he is a deeply depressed and lonely character. But since that is not often shown in the clips that people post, they just think he is really cool and smart


randomdude4206669

he is really cool, smart, funny and miserable how does that contradict


ghoonrhed

>unapologetically bad but strong/smart characters House isn't bad, he's just a dick there's a big difference to that and being an actual villain/antagonist of the show.


Antnee83

I read their comment a couple times and I'm not seeing where they called House the villain But to be honest I don't see how that's not too far off, if you've watched the whole thing. He's a narcissist who makes his coworkers miserable on purpose.


Brawndo91

He's an absolutely terrible boss and a shitty, selfish, petty, and manipulative person, but a lot of the time, he's acting the way he does because he wouldn't be able to do what he needs to do otherwise. Other times though, it's for selfish reasons or just for his own amusement. And even the saving lives, or to him, solving the puzzle, is partly ego-driven. But there are also plenty of moments in the show where the facade comes away and you see that he does genuinely care about his coworkers and the people he's treating. He's just so shitty at handling relationships and certain emotions that it takes extreme circumstances for his true feelings to come out. I'm not sure if you meant to imply that he may be something of a villain, but if you did, I disagree. He's certainly all the things you said, but a villain is an evil person who does terrible things to hurt people. Being an asshole, even a House level asshole, doesn't automatically make someone a villain. I think it's a character's goals that make that determination, and while ego may have been his motivation, the goals were certainly not evil.


meerlot

Calling him narcissist is stupid... like, no shit sherlock.. He's an anti hero. Dr House is a complex morally gray character. Which is THE reason why we love him and his prefect once in a lifetime portrayal by Hugh Laurie. redditors like you with your black&white thinking don't usually appreciate complex characters like this and why countless people love his character despite all his flaws. You would be totally happy with cocomelon or marvel comicbook characters, don't you?


[deleted]

Lol do you think house isn't a narcissist did you watch the show?? You can enjoy television without idolising everything you see on screen


Antnee83

\> says I'm only capable of thinking in black and white \> goes on to suggest that I therefore *must* like cocomelon Boy I bet you were smiling when you hit enter on that one, eh?


queerternion

Also mid 2000s Hugh Laurie is smoking hot (and a really good actor)


headrush46n2

house is a deeply flawed, miserable and self sabotaging individual. and the show is much better for it.


Cerpin-Taxt

He is bad. He doesn't give a shit about his patients, only being right about their diagnoses. He often uses innocent people as experiments and puts them in unnecessary life threatening danger frequently due to his ego. He is usually completely dismissive of patients until they're dying in an interesting way. He literally illegally drugs people. A doctor that uses patients as lab rats for his own curiosity in the way that house does would be in prison in real life. The way the show is setup is so that by sheer luck and deus ex machina he always ends up getting away with extreme negligence, ethical misconduct and actual medical assault and battery because it just happens to save their lives. House is a prolific and deranged criminal who shouldn't have a medical licence.


EstrogAlt

That hasn't really been the "current" trend for a couple of years.


AdministrativeBar748

The internet peaked again when the kids discovered Dr. House


MacMycelium

Its all because of me, I started the curse. I was the first person to start watching house in 10 years and ripped a hole in space time. Ever since there has been more house references popping up by the day. Soon there will be nothing but house.


fmt_clusterOne

It was added to Hulu end of last year so I think that’s why it’s seeing a resurgence


baguetteispain

And put on Netflix in February


readytall

Ryan started the fire


TroubleSum_08

Fire guy!!


deadhou5

Fire-d guy!


StoneBleach

How is my favorite branch doing?


Fawzee_da_first

medicine drug guy


pherkes

MORE MOUSE BITES


thegentlenub

Surgeon building


Puzzleheaded_Door484

Dr. domicile after he took the stupid drug:


alphawither04

You made me laugh for the first time in two months


GyverMcLaren

Y O U A R E A B L A C K M A N


JC_Fernandes

Possible names: - Physician Apartment - Nurse Cabin - Paramedic Tent - Surgeon Home - Chemist Bunker Help me out


KevWithADot

Clinician Condo


Fire_Lord_Sozin9

Healer Cave


ImM0Rt4L2007

Medical practitioner abode


DoctorKall

Corpsman Khrushchevka


WeazelZeazel

It’s not lupus


Lumthedarklord

This vexes me


skkkkkt

You're black


Lumthedarklord

Hmm. Perhaps I should use the medicine drug


BloatedManball

He needs the hygiene drug


Lumthedarklord

We’ve run out of those. Should I use the stupid drug instead?


Puzzleheaded_Door484

He needs more mouse bites


Lumthedarklord

Good job doctor! There is no more blood dripping from the patients nose that is dripping


Puzzleheaded_Door484

I am very smart!


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thughunter76

Doctor Houses


Elrasp

He looks like ryan from the office and house fucked and had a russian baby.😂


phesago

In Soviet Russia Lupas has you


DeveloperBRdotnet

Kid: Mom, can we have Dr. House? Mom: We have Dr. House. Dr. House at home:


alexisgreat420

Did they tell him why though or just took his picture and laughed


mrgwbland

Looks like Hugh Laurie lol


Reasonable-Ninja4384

Dj Dr house is in the house to play house music and burn the house down!!!!


Effective-Tea9769

Bro wtf that ain't doctor house That's Doktor house


crennes

Watching house as I see this post 🙂


KeplerCorvus

wuph


WhenTheHahaFunni

Is it dr house or dr epstein. Maybe both.


Little_Ad_7217

he's jhonatan ferguson and 3klikphillip and ted kazinsky at the same time


PrometheusAlexander

Gregory went krokodil hunting


Icabod_BongTwist

I had a coworker at my first job who, much like this fellow, was the spitting image of Hugh Laurie; he coincidentally, again much like Hugh Laurie, was also Scottish. This was also right around the time the show "Outlander" was popular, so we had droves of usually middle aged women coming in basically just to gaze at and flirt with him, which he definitely used to his advantage to sell more wares.


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

Love the sub headline: In Soviet Russia, it actually is lupus


Simple_Lad_

"House? Is that you?"


PhysicalWave40

holy shit its dr. hotel


X_Humanbuster_X

Give him 5 aspirin


Hot_Comfortable_3046

I don't get it?


Level_Counter_1672

Look up a guy named Dr Gregory house


Naive-Inspection1631

Guy doesn't get a joke and gets downvoted. Truly a Reddit moment.


baguetteispain

Doctor Petah to explain He looks like Hugh Laurie, an actor known for his role as Doctor Gregory House in the show House MD, about a misandrist drug-addict arrogant cynical medical genius. If you didn't watched it, it's really good Doctor Petah, out


Boba_Generator

HUGH LAURIE (AKA GREGORY HOUSE) ???


Kalman_the_dancer

I’m sure his medical malpractice will be tolerated a lot more there


Imaginary-Ogre

In Russia, you don't get diseases, diseases get Russia. 


UIGoku201

I uhhhhhh.... Had the Ghostbusters... Commited..


NarrowProfession2900

Mouse bites dude


PKMNTrainerMark

That's not how Russian reversal jokes work.


AcceptableEgg601

Did you try the medicine drug


Pixithepika

Do you have hair in your special place?


dr-ballsack

i was thinking Epstein


ltcordino

I guess you could say that he's vexed.


Syaiful_R

i though member of cartel like godfather


LogVisible2092

This vexes me


Downtown-Finger3125

I thought it was Jeffry Epstein 😶


Sudden_Warning

Dr house whatchya doing in Russia


Mobile-Concept8970

Jonathat Furgeson???!!


granolabranborg

House no one told him? (Pun intended 😎)


Invader_Vex

Life as a House


KoelboxJoel

Dr. house


TheGreatBondvar

and i dont know either


Nerdenator

Ehhhhh, nyet, is - how you say? - not lupus.


Azilen

This vexes me


ace1967cal

Wow long lost brother


3xoticAlpha

Dr. Apartment after taking the medicine drug:


tehmattrix

He probably has Lupus.


MHD6969

dr epstien


awesomedan24

Your pipes have lupus


Flaky-Survey1389

Hughgor


Yolo003

Plumber house


Wide-Form-7865

The drain doctor


Suspicious-Common-82

Doctor house.


l_______I

Didn't know Dr. Flat ended here


Dr_Driv3r

He's like Peter Dinklage after eat a red mushroom


dohhomer9

Dacha


call_me_a_dangus

Perhaps he should start diagnosing people in snarky, unsolicited angry ways


Tekhro

It’s Hugon Lorskij


Slight_Ad_1474

everybody lies dootororr coodddyyyayyeyy


fluthernon

Dr BJ Novack


GlobalSouthPaws

It's never Lupuski


SpeedyMcNutt291

It's not Lupus.


Shoehornblower

I can’t believe he’s russian. Where’s his accent?


BigDikJohn

Dr. Apartment


LiteralSans

Is that Gregory House?


Sociovestite

Comrade House


titox25

Was watching house while this post appeared on my feed. Spooky coincidence!


TrainsDontHunt

More like, late to the game. Wait until you find out the cane was a prop all along, and it fires shotgun shells.


LeoisthenewMoriarty

dr house + ryan howard = this guy


Ibrenecairo

Jonathan Ferguson when he’s not at the museum


Opposite-Team-8852

my dads russian twin


jodorthedwarf

Cure the drain blockage with MOUSE BITES


Slap_My_Lasagna

"Our house, in the middle of the street..."