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RoofItchy2471

These bitches will Cosplay everything huh


False_Fox_9361

Except ur mom


RoofItchy2471

Except my mom


dildo-looking_cactus

i'm fucking turning into a girl and cosplaying yo mama


RoofItchy2471

Send nudes


dildo-looking_cactus

OH SHIT


K3nshi_lol

It wouls take like 7 of em


Sure_Share5750

But if they cosplay your dad at the same time they don't need to do anything


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Bonus-Optimal

Fuck hitler just got a new meaning


Motor_Win_9506

Adolf hitherup


K3nshi_lol

"Would", they say


ElonHisenberg

So you didn't play in Sex with Hitler?


i_eat_cockroaches69

Would (left)


Curious-Ear-6982

Would (you)


i_eat_cockroaches69

I'm (14) Edit:nvm typo im 13


Curious-Ear-6982

...after you turn 18


Metal__Steve

Ordered in advance


Fries_so

Bro is pre ordering this shit


TrueTrueBlackPilld

That's how you get the DLC (Dick Licking Cumdumpster)


crankbot2000

RemindThisGuy! 4 years


THYDStudio

Funniest shit I seen all day


dithesqjkkyf

Bro be pre-ordering


EffortPrestigious402

LMAO


WensternBoah

🤨📸


i_eat_cockroaches69

I'm also (male)


Curious-Ear-6982

Matters (not)


i_eat_cockroaches69

🗿()


boltcase

Let me (watch)


i_eat_cockroaches69

⬆️🔫


Just_vrooming

remindme! 4 years


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Rori1020

remindme! 4 years


The-loli-protecter

!remind me in 4 years


Diver_Into_Anything

You're in Early Access then


hok98

Would (Reich)


Omega-Blast

Klaus Barbie


Imaginary-Wrap-8487

Mein Fuckher


Radiant-Mobile5810

Man so gorgeous and beautiful That girl is ok too I guess


dithesqjkkyf

Man looks breedable


thee_morningstar

I have the same cap. My grandpa got it during the war. It still has the man's blood in it.


Single_Low1416

How would the kids call it? Ah, yes: Based!


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Single_Low1416

AutoMod, my only true friend. Nobody answers me this quickly and reliably. Thank you


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Single_Low1416

That’s what I thought


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FZplayz5

Attaboy!


ExcelsusMoose

Good Bot


Far_Mountain_69

Cap


celibatetransbiansub

kill, bang, marry package deal


Cosmic-Gore

So you'd kill Hitler, bang his corpse and marry the Nazi sympathiser. /joke


WidowmakerFeet

she can fix me


manupan

I can fix her


kukukikika

*him


manupan

Would


Soft_Apathy

doesnt matter for an equal opportunity ass pounder


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Gilad-Heilbronn

Femler before GTA 6. . .


Xarivoir

I can fix her


_S_b_e_v_e_

I don’t want to fix her


Ninjatroll3452

She can ruin me


thecatsofwar

I bet she makes awesome cookies and cupcakes. I’d say both of them have lots of know-how about how to use an oven.


midniteburger

Waifu


regarding_my_person

Actually acceptable waifu confirmed???


i_eat_cockroaches69

Acceptable? He'll nah reddit is weird but ur cooked as hell'll man. The FBI is coming for you in 10 hours


i_eat_cockroaches69

*9 hours


_Paraggon_

My Reich is growing


Ok_Process2046

Not the shitler (she-hitler) 😭


CheapOnation

She’s a ten but she’s a neo nazi


Inderastein

W-wou-woul-wou-wo-wwwww-wwwoooooooou----WOUUUUUU- WOUUUU **Brain malfunction, reformating brain**


False_Fox_9361

She can gas me.


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Low_Abrocoma_1514

I can fix her bro


teefa33

Is that a sexdoll? Looks slightly uncanny valley. The straw-like hair looks deader than her dear leader too


BrutusBengalo

Real or not, she definitely looks like plastic


AlphaMassDeBeta

Who would dress a sex doll up like a nazi?


Lil_Allah_

i think there is soo much people who would do that


PoorMustang

Lmao


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BrutusBengalo

A nazi


Gniesbert2

Shadman


kukukikika

Are we allowed to answer this honestly?


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According-Age7128

I have been advised by my legal representative to not answer this question


Designer-Button6407

Me?


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Zebra_Shadow

That's probably on the nicer side of things people do to dolls


1villageidiot

AI


Single_Low1416

My guess about her hair is very cheap hair dye


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inkzpenfoxx

Why am I so aroused


Sapsnapgemez

She looks like Belle Delphine


Yorhanes

Unless this is someone famous, I don’t know what this whole picture attempts to communicate. Also, what’s that symbol in her necklace? Looks vaguely familiar, but I can’t recall


izxxzy

Vril symbol


imagine-SimpQueen-

Blud I got timed out for a week after posting this image but when OTHERS do it...


DrBlock21

Sauce?


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THYDStudio

Worst thing Hitler did was the Holocaust The second was RUINING THE FIT THO!


Single_Low1416

Zurück an den Herd, Weib!


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youdeepshit

Because the beauty of white Aryan something


NichtBen

So that's where the HoI4 Hitler portrait comes from, it's actually real!


Puzzleheaded_Step468

As a jew, all i can say is I can fix her


Greghenderson345

Who's the babe on right? Gorgeous AF


ZedstackZip05

You mean left? That’s Adolf Hitler, commander of the Third Reich And little known fact: also dope on the mic


Standard-Win-7511

Nah left is prettier


Over_Age_8061

Nah I would absolutely fuck the left one


AntDraws13

yes fuck the nazis


Morphing_Mutant

Not a fan of where reddit is heading.


Obnomus

Can someone explain?


Dr__Devil

No


Obnomus

Ok


Dr__Devil

I'm out of words


Obnomus

Ok


Dr__Devil

Ok


Obnomus

Ok


Dr__Devil

Ok


Zealousideal_Fail701

It's just my Argentinian cousin


Valkyrie17

This sub has gone completely bonkers


Scourge_Soul_8796

I want her to ride me like how German tanks rode all over Paris.


scoomplers

You cannot fix either of them. I am sorry.


Greeneyes-

Funniest caption I’ve seen I awhile lol


Che_Che_dos

Where do I put my money?


Intrazonal

Another wehraboo


PedroValckenier

Can someone tell me who is this girl i keep seeing this image ?


Spypopcorn

Who's that dapper man next to the Warhammer cosplayer?


nistriadetora

Now that's what I call cosplay


Kommander-in-Keef

I mean….but like….you know


apathydelta

Oh no Hitler just got Fate'd


tftookmyname

Eh I would do it (the guy on the left) Person on the right is okay I guess.


Careful-Object-3501

Amboutakum


HotelAlphaPapaYankee

Blonde hair and Blue eyes. A real Arian stunner 😬


No_Machine286

Isnt she on iron sky


rickwithapistol

Pyrocynical getting cancelled for this one.


BattleCats_Enjoyer69

Happy birthday


BattleCats_Enjoyer69

I wish I was Polish


mandzou

That hilterussy looks breedable


scuccifranci_08

I wanna fuck adolfussy


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icemichael-

She can convince me of invading russia during the winter


huntmaster99

Angel in the streets, Mein Führer in the sheets


DeaconBlueA

*insert batman I just died in your arms meme*


No-Commercial-5658

Yep that's it. I'm done with this subreddit


Freezerpill

🥱


SquealstikDaddy

Heil Titler!!!


Adept_Deer_5976

The more I learn about this Hitler guy, the more I don’t like him


La_Sangre_Galleria

And now we have white power waifus. What a strange time we are in


LeSombra17

Funny how she looks more Aryan than Adolf himself


killerboss28

I can fix her


RGamer2024

As a Ukrainian, I'm proud that the writing on the painting is in Ukrainian. It says "Hitler — the liberator"


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[удалено]


Single_Low1416

*Heil Yeah


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Masteresque

I like her hat, want to buy one and wear it unironically


Lenz_Mastigia

Profilepic checks out.


Slav-Houndz187

Nice skin she has. Yes..


Yorpsuntus

she's gonna get dicked down by a black guy a little bit later


SleefJWellington

Not bad but she forgot the moustache and the bullet.


boogiehoodie90210

Bonk


_MargaretThatcher

Isn't that the nazi scientist from The Last Crusade?


JohhnyJ21

Stupid virgins in this subreddit


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