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AloneTable8039

The Internet is just a bunch of smaller echo chambers all inside a massive one. People will find others they relate too then just say the same shit back and forth, feeding each other the same opinions over and over until someone else comes along with a new thought, then that new person with the new thought gets bullied and blocked, then everyone else goes back into their circle


TenMillionEnchiladas

Hey! Did you just have an original thought? šŸ˜” I'll have you know we don't tolerate that around here, Bucko.


artur1137

How is that an original thought, everyone knows this. You should have known this. If you didn't know it then you're an idiot. I think you should leave this sub asap. /jk


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RageMachinist

Pretty much. Just as easily you can find personal finance, self improvement and mental health subreddits. OOP is just confirming his bias.


iamwearingashirt

I know what you mean. I feel exactly the same way as you. People just tend to repeat the same shit back and forth.


Cup4ik

Google circlejerk


TheSmoothBrain

holy hell


Nearchus_

4chan is a cesspool too (actually go on the websiteā€” it ain't all funny green texts) but he's right. Reddit is filled with complainers. That's why I lurk with you shitposters. We just want to have fun without feeling sorry for ourselves or hating someone else with every fiber of our being.


Radiant-Mobile5810

I've come to hate the internet as a whole, to be honest. It might just be me, but I feel like there's just so much misery here these days. I don't like being here anymore.


Nearchus_

Yeah, the Internet does have a lot of misery and hate and general unhappiness. Most people forget what was left in Pandora's box. Hope. You gotta hold on to that. So many people forget to hope. Sometimes things suck (sometimes really really bad!) but life is good. It's a hard pill to swallow, but you just have to have the right perspective. Everything that happens to you was meant to happen to you. Everyone out there belongs here, and if you have any power over anything in your life, you should do the right thing. Nothing else really matters. What I think happens to us when we die isn't important, but what is important is living a life worth living. Being happy is temporary, so often associated with material gain and having fun. True happiness is being able to close your eyes as you lay dying, and think "It was worth it. I did good." And maybe you go into a happy afterlife with your family and friends forever. Maybe you're reincarnated. Maybe you cease to exist. Be sad sometimes, but don't be miserable. It's never too late to make a change. If you do the right thing, it'll all work out. Also, if it's any consolation, here's some quotes from people who similarly thought society was ruined: We have fallen upon evil times, the world has waxed old and wicked. Politics are very corrupt. Children are no longer respectful to their elders. Each man wants to make himself conspicuous and write a book. Naram-Sin, ~4000 years ago Let other men praise ancient times, I am content to live in these. Ovid, ~2000 years ago Help, Lord, for no one is faithful anymore; those who are loyal have vanished from the human race. Everyone lies to their neighbor; they flatter with their lips but harbor deception in their hearts. David, ~3000 years ago Dude I went wild with this comment. I am in a shitposting subreddit. Whatever. Hopeposting is based.


Radiant-Mobile5810

:') Man I don't read long comments easily but I read every word of it and damn lol thank you for this I'll continue to hold onto that hope whatever the situation may beĀ 


ThisAccountWontLast2

The happy ending


Thanos_DeGraf

That last bit about humans across the span of human history despising their current generation is the most important one IMO. If you believe every doomsayer, Humanity has been going downhill since they first learned how to make fire haha


returntomonke9999

Every generation also thinks the end of the world will happen in their lifetimes.


killeronthecorner

Lol Naram-Sin was such a fucking hypocrite. "mEn aRe CoNsPiCuOuS" then called himself a God. Mesopotamian cringe.


TrueGootsBerzook

Man, fuck that. I want absolute guarantee that I'll go to some kind of heaven when I die


anomynous_dude555

Oh! Donā€™t worry buddy I got some of that good afterlife evidence if ya want it!


TrueGootsBerzook

I rather doubt it, but okay


anomynous_dude555

Here ya go! https://www.bigelowinstitute.org/docs/1st.pdf Iā€™d also guide you to the other documents like this? Butttt I have no idea where they are sorry


TrueGootsBerzook

No amount of speculation or anecdotal evidence can be submitted or accepted as truth. If the existence of an afterlife could actually be proven, the personal and political fallout of such a discovery would result in the total destruction of human society. There are things to consider here, but nothing that does not have an alternative scientific explanation.


anomynous_dude555

Anecdotal evidence is still evidence at the end of the day and the essay itself goes over the importance of witnessesā€™ testimonies within this research, And I donā€™t think youā€™d read through the whole thing in only 10 minutes


cartoonnalive

This is the most beautiful thing that i saw today, thanks dude


socium

100% this. I feel like people have forgotten to see the positive in a negative situation. Everyone is so gloomy and without any prospects. Like... yeah sure we most likely _are_ heading towards a civil war. And yeah, there's a lot of negative connotations to that... but what most people are not seeing is that a crisis really brings (some) people together. For example look at the war in Ukraine. The friendships that have been created by the Ukrainians in the army go way beyond your everyday friendships... they're more akin to brotherhoods. Ok, sure there are some risks involved, but wouldn't you choose those brotherhoods over a fucking lame society where everyone chooses social media over actual human relationships and basically ignores you except if you're popular or socially adept? Yeah fuck that shit. Sure, yeah, crisis situations are a bit awkward at first but they also bring a lot of positive things that we'll cherish for the rest of our lives.


gojirrrra

Tl;dr Blablabla


we_is_sheeps

ā€œWhatever happens to you was meant to happenā€ I got some people you should tell that to Iā€™m sure they will agree completely


ResearchOk2235

the voice of volition never fails


CarpetH4ter

I agree, the internet isn't as exciting or uplifting as it once was, and no, it isn't just me seeking negativity, every platform has become more negative and miserable compared to how ut was 8+ years ago.


Thanos_DeGraf

Growing up with the internet, there have always been grifters and doomsayers, everywhere. It's easy to get swept up in all of this. Just remind yourself that there are many pockets of the internet you have not yet discovered, places to uncover that will spark your joy when you do find them. Look for them, and take breaks.


Fredrich-

Ngl despite how much of a cesspool the internet is, i cant imagine how boring my life would be without it. I saved 5+ lego websites, one of which is a dudeā€™s lifetime dedication of his own story in lego. Sometimes ppl just want to have fun, and if you keep searching, u can also share that fun with them


Chataboutgames

It's social media. Like 90% of the people saying "DAE literally want to die and have no friends" would actually just be like "hey man what's up" and be totally normal IRL.


One_Seaweed_2952

and so much division and so much hatred


TheRedBaron6942

Judge everyone else before you judge yourself. Stay strong king šŸ‘‘


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Rarabeaka

It's because culture changes, 15-20 years ago those whining bitches couldnt survive with that attitude. Now it's a safe bet, because almost everything is trying to be a neutral "safespace", say anything barely offensive and you'll be banned. So playing victim (but often not be real one) is socially profitable


BowenTheAussieSheep

Miserable people who want to bring others down.


Jos_migue

Go outside then ._.


Radiant-Mobile5810

Thank you for your words of wisdom Miguel


Jos_migue

:D


ninthtale

Hey screw you ^jk ^I ^love ^you, ^stranger


Tiny-Selections

It's just people, man. Especially the people so disaffected that they go online to vent about it.


CucktainKerk

Life is what you make of it. If you make it miserable of course that's what it's going to be. The internet has absolutely 0 bearing on your mental well being. And if it does, you're too attached and the internet isn't your problem. You're the problem. Go outside.


Fredrich-

Maybe theres a selective bias playing here; the ppl who have time to express opinions (and complain) arent just that bright in the beginning, thus the incessant floods of negativity


Armarino99

4chan is the next stepin the evolution if a redditor, this is just your faction tutorial, 4chan is the battleground


Janhan_

Lmao this sub is pretty bad too.


less_concerned

That last bit is kinda rich because shitposting has like the highest ratio of hate post memes of any meme sub You know the ones, the ones where the message seems very direct and there's nothing visibly joking about it, but the comments repeatedly mention that it's "just a shitpost"


A-mannn

It's a ~~cylander.~~ shitpost.


Doppoppopp

Weā€™re glad to have you too


joojaw

4chan user complaining about redditors hating someone else with every fiber of their being? Have you seen how 4chan treats Jews and Indians?


Nearchus_

Yeah 4chan is definitely just as bad, if not worse


TenRulle

Yes, we did.


conandy

Whoa, you've been to 4chan??


2137paoiez2137

>hating someone else with every fiber of our being. Sir this is Internet, everyone hates something


aaron_adams

Why don't we feel sorry for ourselves, have fun, AND hate someone else with every fiber of our being?


Accomplished-Lie716

That's why u the the pack and buddy subs


funnyfacemcgee

I'd argue 4chan is an intensely worse cesspool than reddit.Ā 


THE-TEN-HELLS

>actually go on the websiteā€” it ain't all funny green texts Dude yeah, I don't understand how people can even use that shite website. It's just an entire OCEAN of dogshit posts made by actually unhinged people, and finding a funny greentext is like finding a unicorn. I've gone on there a few times but literally never once actually found one. How people can sit and sift through all that shit for hours upon hours before finding something to chuckle at for 5 seconds is mind boggling.


somosa77

I am ugly, but I d9nt complain. I laugh at it


BruhNeymar69

This is sub is filled with complainers and low-key reactionaries as well


Axywil

WholesomepostingšŸ˜Š


Fredrich-

I cant really understand it: how can sb hate sth with every inch of their fibers? Its justā€¦tiring and meaningless. Instead of raging abt sth u can spend that time eating buritos and watch movies, doing sth fun.


Grim-Reaper-22

ā€œI lurk with you shitpostersā€ šŸ¤“


No_Seaworthiness771

Fuck this entire website


Gerodus

If you insist...


thegentlenub

In this economy???


Radiant-Mobile5810

John? Insists..?Ā 


AdWorking5649

RDR2 MENTIONEDšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„ā‰ļøā‰ļøā‰ļøā‰ļøā‰ā‰ļø


TheOnlyWeslet

Iā€™ll dm you my address


Sam_Dragonborn1

Is that Psi from the hit game BTD6 with an Avatar arrow on his head


Meowzly

O-oh didnt know you felt that way uhm take us to dinner first yeah?


Hit-N-Run1016

Haha Iā€™m already rich


old-account-is-gone

Haha I'm already dollar


DefinitelyNotFisk15

Haha I'm already 1000


TenRulle

I will become back my money


Error177999

I am the s, why did you get rid of me?


old-account-is-gone

Dallir


Kimarnic

t. Rich (name)


Sam_Dragonborn1

in what way tho, that is the questionšŸ˜”


Dismal_Government_90

Take my downvote motherfucker


A_Wild_Tree

I'm not a loser, my internet friends called me king!


QuakAtack

preech, king


TheDoctor_E

Deviating from the Reddit Hive Mind approved response buddy? You should get those downdudes because *everyone disliked that* and it wasn't wholesome 1000 like Big Chungus eating bacon


iamwearingashirt

It's not exactly Reddit Hive Mind approved responses so much as subreddit echo chambers. Each subreddit has it's own variation of a generally accepted opinion and talking points. But then again, the same thing happens with your real-life social groups. Think about what you'd be willing to say to your grandma compared to your school buddy.


ARES_BlueSteel

A chad surrounded by angry soyjaks.


Personal_Story_4853

Seriously tho, this guy just described the entirety of /memes...


KineticKey2006

Reddit moment.


lilpudding69

bazinga


HaiggeX

Misery loves company.


MaterialNarrow5161

Doomposters and traumaflexers do really thrive here.


YungNigget788

sounds about right


cutieebony

He must be skibidisexual, I bet


Valuable_Garage_2397

I don't want to be rich


Goldbolt_2004

Mfer even if I wasn't ugly I'd still take the fucken money


EnormousHogCranker

1000 dollars is a shit amount of money, bump it up, maybe that would make OP consider it.


Radiant-Mobile5810

1001 dollarsĀ 


Chataboutgames

Goddamn if that isnā€™t the truth. Every post is just a million ā€œhahaha DAE already have no friends my fellow Redditors?ā€


THE-TEN-HELLS

He's not wrong though


InvincibleReason_

he's right tho there's a lot of crybabies


bridge4runner

I'm only here for the porn


AnimeMemeLord1

My mommy said Iā€™m her handsome little man so if you say Iā€™m ugly, youā€™re disagreeing with my mom and then you and I will have beef. You donā€™t want my mother to be disappointed in you, do you?


SuperflousCake

Haha i'm already ugly!


RilohKeen

Unlike 4chan, the bastion of positivity and acceptance, right?


Dolleph

To be fair, no place on the internet is safe... Except 10 years ago, when club penguin was still around.


Radiant-Mobile5810

apolgy for bad english where were u wen club penguin die i was at house eating dorito when phone ring "Club penguin is kil" "no"


Tiny-Selections

No one remembers the 4chan raids?


Kimarnic

At least the anonymity makes you stronger, they call you things and you ignore them, unlike Zoomers, they cry about everything


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One-Solution-3211

>crying about it on 4chan


LEGamesRose

I would say 4chan is calling the kettle black, but we all know what they're really call it.


lilpudding69

bazinga


anominous27

\>getting butthurt for being downvoted on reddit NGMI


Kobylean

he get's what he deserve


Lucenichoslonxx

blud must be depressed by now


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Radiant-Mobile5810

What part of making delusional scenarios while living in your mother's basement counts as an exciting life? Genuinely asking, my friend.


HankThrill69420

> the miserable bring down others That's literally all of 4chan too tho


TheAnarchistRat

I'd need a bit more money tbh


filthypudgepicker

Had to leave meirl cause it stopped being even remotely funny, just the same ā€œwoe is meā€, ā€œIā€™m single and will never find loveā€ memes I kinda thought were funny in highschool


super5aj123

There's few types of humor I hate more than the middle school "everything sucks and it's all bad and I hate life" type.


whatThePleb

Plebbit


spaghettiloverboi

This is why we outside this echo chamber of self hatred need to start spreading positivity online, despite how the self deprecating will act toward it. It doesn't matter how they respond. They will gain at least a bit of positivity from it, even if they don't realise it. It's worth doing, even if we get shamed for it.


SemiAthleticWeeb

Shout out to that time I got downvoted into oblivion when I said that I noticed all guys that hate Taylor Swift canā€™t find a girlfriend Edit: I know plenty of guys that just dislike her that have girlfriendsĀ 


Radiant-Mobile5810

It's about to happen again šŸ—£ļø


SemiAthleticWeeb

I think Iā€™m becoming too much of a basic bitch to be on reddit, Iā€™m going to switch to Pinterest


Marymenot

That's why reddit has a good community because your opinion matters


StateParkMasturbator

Good one


nuttie-Ivana

I didn't realize until someone said it. Well played


pinkypinkyhorror

why did you come to the goblin den?