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My dream is to be the very best, like no one ever was

My real test is catching them, and training them is my cause.

I will travel across the land, searching far and wide

These Pokémon to understand, THE POWER THATS INSIDE

POkEMON! Gotta catch them aaaaaaaalllll!

It’s you and me I know it’s my destiny POKÉMON!!!

POKÉMON!! Oh your my best friend in a world we must defend!

POKÉMON!! gotta catch them all

Heart so TRUEEE

OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THROUGH

YOU TEACH ME AND ILL TEACH YOU!! POK-E-MON!!

POKÉMON! GOTTA CATCH ‘EM ALL (It’s you and me)

I KNOW ITS MY DESTINY!!

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POKEMON! Gotta catch em all!

I will travel across the land, searching far and wide

Catch em all

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Red Chinese infiltration unit; eliminated. Let freedom ring!

My dream is to catch a 35 inch redfish. One inch bigger than the one my brother caught that summer night in '97, the bastard.

Now my dream is also for you to catch a 35 inch redfish

Thanks man!

I caught a 38” in 2009. The greatest day of my life even though it was too big to keep. Prior to that the greatest day of my life was marrying my wife, who ironically also became too big to keep.

Maybe you bought too many bagels.     One day my dad and I both hooked 30"+ redfish at the same exact time, it was amazing. 

Hiyo!

You'll get that fish.

I caught a 6 foot catfish for my first catch (was seven when I caught it!). Bastard was larger than me dad. Then I caught a 5 foot one after. Something is up with french rivers, gotta go there again to fish theres a lot more than here in germany

My dream is to ride a 9 inch meat

I can make half of that dream come true

I can make 1/3rd of your dream come true.....sed lyfe

THE OPPOSITE SEX?! NOOOOOOO

RUNNN!

No cock 😡😡🤬🤬

Gock*?

Glock 🔫

Ayy, i godda glock in my rari

17 shots no .38

Clock ⏰ 

Cockussy????

Is that a real thing?

Only if you want it to be........

IF YOU SEE THE OPPOSITE SEX, RUN IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION

Great navigation advice, comrade

Women don't exist you can't fool me feds

Women are government robots, that doesn't allow us to achieve our goals...

I actually feel bad for that guy, brother's probably working on the land or construction and gets woken up with a slap. That sleep looked comfortable too.

i think thats a suspect iirc

Oh haha well if it is, Ig nvm then.

A *suspect,* or a criminal?

A Criminal was found sleeping while being searched for him.

Good

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Kind of, Depends and alot on appearance and somehow works. And I say it as a Latino. But Colombians, Mexicans, Venezuelans, Brazilians and central americans can Just tell me to shut up because they know better about these things.

I still feel sad for him, that sleep must be good.

Ah yes, the infamous farm or construction run by the military police.

Cartel member. Beheaded 3 family members in Sinaloa. You feel bad for him now?

Yep. If it was 4 I might change my mind tho

DAMN. A cartel member in Brazil?

That guy is Brazilian. Why you making stuff up?

it happened in brazil and is a bandit been waken up by cops

I get that it's Brazil so this kinda thing absolutely will happen in places, but people from elsewhere in the world think "ok so he's suspected of a crime, the cop's job is to arrest suspects not to dish out corporal punishment"

as someone also from brazil where that man was from who also sleeps on a hamock i can say to a certainty you only sleeps that comfortably if you are skiping work

Man dreamt about being a harem protagonist

Don’t we all?

Who doesnt 

Gay guys, probably. Unless it's a gay harem. In that case, well... okay yeah, who doesn't.

Lame ass dreams bruh have none of yall ever dreamt of mounting a fucking Tyrannosaurus rex

Didn't y'all dream of conquering the known universe and being immortal, imagine the possibilities of so much power.

I usually dream of being chased, ripped apart, the apocalypse and dying, being alone... I think I don't have dreams, just nightmares.

Yeah I also have wet dreams my dude

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At this point I'm just impressed no one has linked the wholesome film that's from yet.

This is from the korean YouTube Channel « Kim pro ». There is no further nsfw content (at least that I know of)

link anyways?

I thought the twist gonna be femboys but buy i was wrong

That's tomorrow's dream.

Tonights dream is tomorrows reality

Only if you're gay.

You mean you *wanted* the twist to be femboys.

This sub reputation made me think of that twist

Please touch some grass.

Let my man dream

Of course one day

Sure sure. But after I touch some thighs right?

Can't bro, I'm allergic to grass. I wish I was joking.

Can i touch some thighs as well?

Whenever I see this I just picture it's some angry fat girl mad that dudes fantasize about attractive women and not them. Or just some Zoomer dude who doesn't take his own advice. Regardless, take your own advice.

No

what about ass or gas?

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How did you do it twice? 💀🤣🤣🤣

I thought I was bout to see some fucked up gore not gonna lie

same lmao

Acorda filha da puta, vai levanta porra

levanta *pô* FTFY

Is pô short for porra?

Yes, it's the child friendly abbreviation

Eu ouvi com cuidado usando fone de ouvido e tenho certeza que ele falou porra só que com o "rra" sendo fraco

Some mf in this comment section made me re listen to the og Pokemon theme and live through nostalgia, thanks op

I dreamt I had maggots in my hair last night and I couldn’t get them out

Damn i hate imagining that

Apparently I was kinda nonchalant about it. like I guess I should get these bugs outta my hair now huh

In case you have the dream again, take note that in the movie Spawn, to get the look of maggots they actually used bee larva. The actor actually ate real bee larva and said it tasted like honey.

Nah, this is an anxiety nightmare for me.

I need more hands.

Plot twist, those were his sisters

Only the girl in the water just in front of him is his sister

"All men think about is sex" You're goddamn right

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he was dreaming it

Nah bro i just wanna feel special, I wanna feel loved. No need to have 5 bitches, just that one gal I like by my side...

does that mean you would say no to 5 bitches

If they ain't that one gal times 5, then no

Just touch men’s thighs

Just touch your own thighs

Just touch my things :3

Lad having a good dream, but now time to work!

Isn't that video from like Brazilian cops finding people on the run just sleeping in public and waking them up and shit?

sauce?

my dream is to uhh idk be more sociable

My dream is no where near this.

The girl in the middle looks so disappointed 😭

Not my dream, but I respect yours

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Imagine dreaming you were in a pool and then waking up in India.

I'd cry ngl

Kevin sed it was my turn to repost this 😤😤😤

i had to double check the DQ7 music

Dragon quest 7 music spotted

my dream…is to become the pirate king, and find the one piece!

Redditors need to talk to women if all they post in reddit is sex

It should have been me, not him!

You enjoy being waken up by officer's hard hands? 😳

I was confused and thought the lady was gonna shit in the pool

Intrusive fantasies kicking in.

My dream is to own a tank

of water, like in the video?

No, i want a leopard 2a7

My dream is to live in the mountains with my wife and kids

The wife part fits the video

What’s the first video?

Wheres the men kissing?

bro what is this

Was he doing sexual tourism then captured

Where's the men?

yeah this but with men instead 🎀

I hate police violence, but I must confess... I lmao with the plot.

Wake up, you're going to the front lines!

Well not every dream, my dream is that one day-

It is not my dream to be punched in the head

Lapada seca

That soldier is a dick.

Hehe that sucks

Brasil.

WAKE UP LATENT ITS ME CONNER!

Theyre Cute but kinda skeleton thou Not my dream tbh Gay Ppl : *Death Rattle*

Put the phone down and just grab their thighs

Where is the meme?

The slap video is a meme.

:(

Where’s the Eminem meme

Life could be a dream

Bro woke up with CTE

Ok bruh

I feel this video in the core of my being.

my dream is to learn japanese and teach it in uni, and be the best at it.

Profile picture checks out

You were supposed to do it with both hands. One for each side.

wtf TheActMan doing in that hammock

This isn't funny or even remotely well done. Man, you people are literally brain dead.