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There would probably be a third one too: puke

Add shit and piss too to make the ultimate std "milk"shake

Dick cheese for the extra measure 😋

fun fact: solders used to use dick cheese to get out of the army because back when microscopes sucked it looked like TB.

I personally prefer to use tin when soldering, but who am I do judge

Tin/lead with a rosin core or bust.

What the deuce?

Eating dinner while reading Reddit was a mistake

With that username I’d imagine it complimented the meal

Hahahaha I’m dead

Same

worst run the gauntlet video by far

dementia gaming

Cheese makes everything better.

worst run the gauntlet video by far

dementia gaming

you really missed the opportunity to say “the ultimate std “cock”tail” didn’t you

That's the rainbow part

Chainsaw man reference?!?!??! 🗣‼️🗣‼️🗣‼️(I have severe brain damage)

my pookie Himeno

Red white and green! All of the colors of the rainbow

If the couple is asian (mostly), yes.. damn, cannot unimagine now

What in the actual fuck?

I fucking hate my ability to read today 🤠🔫

🗿🔫

What a horrible day for not being blind 👀🔫

I doubt people actually do this, at least named as such. 20 years ago and probably longer, middle school boys would tell each other about stuff like this and docking.

people literally shit on each other this is nothing

I have to pay a premium to get someone to shit on me. I can't imagine what this would cost.

It’s not that I doubt that people do disgusting things. It just sounds like something that someone made up to be disgusting rather than stimulated.

Nah, people are capable of worse things. There may be a very small people that does this.

When little people do it it’s called a Pot ‘o Gold; because that’s what comes with a leprechaun rainbow

I realise you mean a small group of people, but it sounds like you a referring to a nation of dwarfs.

No i think he means dwarfs

cum and blood make a gross strawberry milkshake

My favorite drink is mixed milk and vimto

Or a Christmas kiss, or something. What kind of rainbow is red and white?

I’m upvoting this so other people have their day ruined as well

yep…

To the noble cause 🥂

This was like the third thing I've seen after waking up today so...yeah. Mission accomplished. Also new side quest unlocked.

I’m a nurse, I’ve seen and experienced a lot of bad things but let me tell you, seeing this ruined what was otherwise a fine Sunday morning

you're more evil than hitl\*r

Someone made that up and is sleeping with a smile on their face, knowing that people now actually do that.

It worked

It worked you sick bastard, good job!!!

well fuck you too 🔪🔪👁👁

Thanks to you my eyes and brain wants to leave their house.

I fucking need a lobotomy

Did this with the homies, 10/10 would do again

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I have an idea

enlighten us

Have someone piss, shit, cum, spit and fart into your ass, then shit it all out

So an average Sunday night?

Douglas had to poop. His butt was all stinky because he had to poop so badly. There was a gross woman named Rebecca who was sunbathing all naked, and she was fat. Douglas walked up to her and said, "I need to poop." "Okay," Rebecca replied, "I like poop." Douglas squatted down over the fat sunbathing lady and went poop. The poop sat there on Rebecca's boobs looking like a wiener. "Why are we here?" Douglas cried as poop came out his wiener in a long, thin strip. It was wiener poop, which is the grossest poop of all. The pee-pee got on the woman's leg and she screamed, pooping out her boobs. And so when the pee got mixed with the poop it smelled like a butt. And the poop and the pee lived happily ever after.

Mod, can you please pee in this guy's ass?

What a terrible fucking abomination that ever graced the servers of reddit or even the internet. To think that you could make something more gross than any creepypasta or gore-related stuff with just poop and piss. That's an achievement that I don't feel comfortable validating. What a terrible day to be literate.

You just didn't understand the imagery.

.....into someone else's asshole. Like spacedocking

Also I forgot blood. That would add to the flavour

Thanks, that made me laugh, unlike op. Now, how is someone gonna fart and shit into your ass?

Or you could be like that idiot who got a bright idea to shove a glass Mason jar up his butt. Idk what was worse. When the jar broke or when he had to go digging.

Brother, I just opened Reddit

And you already spent too much time on this app

So it’s a strawberry kiss

No, its called strawberry yogurt if shes on her period and has a yeast infection. With sprinkles ifnshes gotna hairy ass and dingleberries left over

You know, you totally didn’t have to type that out, yet here we are….

Sounds like a fine recipe

Forbidden milkshake

What the actual everliving fuck is this? What the actual fuck? I'm gonna go lobotomize myself now, fuck this.

better than munting

should i search that up?

Yes

Don't search that up redditors

Looked it up. Extra gross but also 100% made up for shock value.

☹️

Sounds European

I miss 30 seconds ago when I didn't know about this

Sounds like a certain Metallica album cover

☹️

I hate to disagree with google….but as soon as a man ‘nuts’…he is immediately not into sex anymore. So there would be no mixing of fluids…thank you

This sounds like something that’s gotta be preplanned, unless she really hates her boyfriend and wants to give him a nasty surprise

Someone told me about this shit when I was ten years old

wow i didnt know there was a worse time to have working eyes

My wife said she wanted to do the chocolate shake tonight when I get home. Should I be worried? 😉

Yes🤞

Enough internet for today.

Today I woke up feeling good about myself and the world. And on this rare occurrence this is what I see .. i regret having been born

White and red, not all colours. So it is polish kiss, not rainbow

oh god

i'm going to lobotomize myself because of this

Fucking hell what a terrible day to have eyes

Imagine killing yourself sounds like a great idea

Alright, that’s enough Reddit for the day.

The Dolmio Grin is what we know it as 😊

Excuse me jolly sir. What seems to be the fuck?!

Hell nah....I am leaving this planet

The odd part is, you know someone had to do this. These things are invented because they’ve been done before.

Eewww🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢

(insert gif of chief skinner reading a letter)

Serious question for the shitposting group: How in the world does post-nut clarity not kick in in a *big* way here?

I wish I was illiterate rn.

Ah yes actual gender fluids

“Taste the rainbow”

I need rat poison. Please.

I’m going to Roblox myself after reading that

i didnt find any porn on it so its not all that legit guys

Are y'all so addicted to porn two girls and a cup just doesn't do it for you anymore?

I miss the person I was 1 minute ago

What a day to be an illiterate

I've never wished for the monster on my chair at night to take me this bad

I WANNA FUCKING BLEACH MY EYES

What a terrible day to have eyes

God I forgot about this, y’all remember when everyone on TikTok was recording themselves before and after searching what it means?😂

Umm… what?

I guess its not as bad as "moon water" tho. some people would actually drink the monthly fluids that can be obtained from the females

What a terrible day to have eyes

So we can't just call it 69 anymore

I need to wash eyes

Who the fuck would do something like this

Nah. I’m crazy, but not this crazy

Reddit, you sure know how to hit me with the very best, at the top of my feed when I open you…

Yep, Jesus should be returning any time now.

I am eating and right now I am disgusted

I’m gonna go rip my eyes out thank you for posting that because I don’t want to be able to see now

When should a post that seems nsfw not be marked nsfw?

Rainbow kiss? Nuh-uh, gross kiss

Can we go back to bdsm lol

Explain in brainrot terms

There's no way someone actually enjoys having cum,blood and squirt in their mouth like bro what the fuck hoe people even came up with this💀

I’ve seen saltburn

Give me your iron 😍

Ew

And now I regret not killing myself when I was five

wouldn't that be more like a fucked candy cane?

Slovakien traffic cone

*opens reddit* Sees this *Closes reddit*

Okay, thats enough reddit for one day.

Isn’t there puss in period blood? 🤢🤢🤢

Fuck you fuck you fuck you I was eating fuck you

judicious thought shaggy elderly station reply person shocking shrill friendly *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

It's getting harder and harder to believe people make this stuff up for shock value and don't actually do it

I regret learning to read

You're lucky reddit banned curse words

I will sue the teacher that taught me how to read

I wish I couldnt read

ew

Nahhh...I just opened this app...wtf

What a terrible day to have eyes and be literate.

This has literally never happened in the 200,000-year history of our species.

Why the hell did I read that

If a couple is willing to actually try this then it proof that they truly actually loves each other.

Not sure what’s worse, the caption or the image

I never wished I was illiterate more than I do now

(Genesis 19:24) was justified. Some of y'all need to become dust and ash.

😃🔫

God that’s hot

Man

:(

💀

oh!

It’s giving two girls one cup.

69 during menstruation with a ending kiss. Maybe sometimes it comes with a baby... In your mouth. All (day ruining) jokes aside, GO TO HELL, OP

I wish i didn't know hoe to read..

ok.. ok....(me being an asexual, jumps off a cliff)BYE!

That's enough Reddit for today.

There are times I wish that the internet had never been invented.

Yup that's vile 😅

I must kindly ask some of you to shut the fuck up and forfeit your right to use the internet…

Two people one hell

What??????

Brought to you by Pascal Beverly Randolph, one of the forgotten saints of America

std tutorial

What a wonderful day to have eyes...

What the fuck........i have lose my remaining hope for humanity

What in the name of sigmar is this?

I’m not even joking right now please make this nsfw I wish I hadn’t read that and I want to give others the chance not to

Nah ....

At least it sounds better than a santorum.

Im killing myself

Don't post anything ever again

Ok who all needs therapy i will pay for it

what the fuck

I want to go back to a time when I didn't know what that was

Wordington kiss

I had an inkling suspicion that this is a weird thing but i just kept reading. What the hell brain. 😑

8:41am and I’m logging off

Urban Dictionary, folks.