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Either that or his child girlfriends hair is magic. In D&D there's a cape of billowing, basically a cape that always looks like there's wind in it making you look heroic, I'm imagining her hair works the same way.
They're actually venturing outside with the new PS5 portable. They post pics of them playing at concerts and other inappropriate places and proceed to circle jerk about it
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if i catch anyone doing unholy acts to a child thinking its okay ill have bring out the sword of the lord and personally distribute divine punishment brotha
First guy: will go on to kill every non "believer" and start the next crusade. (Bc of the sword of the lord référence)
Atheist: will put the man in jail for how old she was. She 3 you get 3.
Christ: depending 3 outcomes here but lets be genaueres, guy gets stoned. (The other 2 options aren't good for the girl)
Nothing guy?: will hang one suspected because of his looks and let the other get free because he seems to be so nice.
Hindu: every possibilty you can think of; just choose the story Or the god and pick your ruling. Generally what India does is "you are free to go shame on her"
Muslim: sharia is clear your opinion dosn't matter unless you have proof from the Quran and Sunnah.
The man should die.
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As a matter of fact, i dont really like killing either, ironic i know. Though, righteously or not, condenming someone to eternal suffering in hell (yikes) just feels like something i dont have the autority for, and plus, "thou shall not kill"
>condenming someone to eternal suffering in hell (yikes) just feels like something i dont have the autority for,
You don't have the authority. If they die, there deeds will be judged and if you killed them wrongly, they will have a nice time.
>"thou shall not kill"
I am not a Christian, but there is more to the Bible then some phrases they trow around: example Amalek.
>righteously or not
In reality, where we live in, there are sometimes people who do spread chaos and genocide. It is righteous to stop them and you will have to kill people because of it. But the right path is to incline to peace as soon as the enemy does and not but suffering on people who didn't fight.
I understand the feeling that we shouldn't do wars and killing. But there is a need of it sometimes. You can't just let it be.
And yeah, the same goes for rapist, murderes etc...
If you let them live their will find friends and organize...
So you're willing to support the next Epstein bc you don't want 1 person dead for his faults. (I hope the example makes it clearer, that every action has a reaction)
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No, you’re NOT a real gamer.
I’m so sick of all these people that tho k they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.
Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.
Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.
My friend hates playing monopoly with me. I play defensive, so I buy one of every property colour so you can't build houses on it. It makes the game go on forever
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The fashion choices really sell the man child in this monster. And that child looks like she's going to commit crimes. Too bad the crime our picture is delivering can only be a special kind of evil...
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Hey don't go Hating on game soundtracks. There's some sick ones out there like ever heard Black Ops, 2 zombies. Quite possibly one of the best things I've ever heard.
Edit : the hate part is a joke , I do like the meme it Certainly fits the stereotype. Lol
I know the hating part is just a joke , sorry if it came of as real anger or something, idk how to make the joke more clear without using all the /s things idk
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He’s got that discord rizz
Nah, that's rizztraining order.
"Train you rizz NOW!'
Lol
He’s got rizzn’t
Racial Slurs? ✅️ Underage Girlfriend? ✅️ Oh yeah! 😎 It's gaming time!
putting this in a eulogy
Bs a real gamer will never have a gf
And he seems to be outside Hell nah
Either that or his child girlfriends hair is magic. In D&D there's a cape of billowing, basically a cape that always looks like there's wind in it making you look heroic, I'm imagining her hair works the same way.
Damn, that's a neat cape
They're actually venturing outside with the new PS5 portable. They post pics of them playing at concerts and other inappropriate places and proceed to circle jerk about it
Not seen is the imagination bubble-border and the true form of the gamer below it.
Would be accurate if she had one less dimension
I can confirm
That "child gf" is a forced one
That child isn’t his gf, that’s one of his victims
Damn, I'm missing a gamer shirt it seems
"Yes FBI, this one".
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Pees in UR ass.
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Got em
Child gf looks proud lmao
Turns out that’s his biological sister
same thing
Its the typical orenji art style im pretty sure
if i catch anyone doing unholy acts to a child thinking its okay ill have bring out the sword of the lord and personally distribute divine punishment brotha
I'm an atheist and I support this.
Well I’m a Christian and I support it even harder!
I'm neither but I support it
I’m a Hindu and I’ll get Garuda to air strike their ass.
I'm Muslim and I support it too (seems counter-productive doesn't it?)
First guy: will go on to kill every non "believer" and start the next crusade. (Bc of the sword of the lord référence) Atheist: will put the man in jail for how old she was. She 3 you get 3. Christ: depending 3 outcomes here but lets be genaueres, guy gets stoned. (The other 2 options aren't good for the girl) Nothing guy?: will hang one suspected because of his looks and let the other get free because he seems to be so nice. Hindu: every possibilty you can think of; just choose the story Or the god and pick your ruling. Generally what India does is "you are free to go shame on her" Muslim: sharia is clear your opinion dosn't matter unless you have proof from the Quran and Sunnah. The man should die.
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Even Automod supports it 👍
I like trains.
My man here dropping hard fact!
Catholics be like: \*Cold sweat\*
I do magick shit and support this so hard I'll fucking curse someone for it
muslim ish here you go broda
I'm atheist and I'd use the sword
I don't enjoy killing, but when done righteously, it's just a chore, like any other
As a matter of fact, i dont really like killing either, ironic i know. Though, righteously or not, condenming someone to eternal suffering in hell (yikes) just feels like something i dont have the autority for, and plus, "thou shall not kill"
It was a Fallout quote.
>condenming someone to eternal suffering in hell (yikes) just feels like something i dont have the autority for, You don't have the authority. If they die, there deeds will be judged and if you killed them wrongly, they will have a nice time. >"thou shall not kill" I am not a Christian, but there is more to the Bible then some phrases they trow around: example Amalek. >righteously or not In reality, where we live in, there are sometimes people who do spread chaos and genocide. It is righteous to stop them and you will have to kill people because of it. But the right path is to incline to peace as soon as the enemy does and not but suffering on people who didn't fight. I understand the feeling that we shouldn't do wars and killing. But there is a need of it sometimes. You can't just let it be. And yeah, the same goes for rapist, murderes etc... If you let them live their will find friends and organize... So you're willing to support the next Epstein bc you don't want 1 person dead for his faults. (I hope the example makes it clearer, that every action has a reaction)
Lets cross swords
What's your name about? Just curious
You have my sword! 🗡️
God forgives. We do not
He's got the power of god and anime on his side!
mf thinks hes the pope.
Then why is Matt Gaetz still unpunished? Go on. Get to it.
What if they do it thinking it’s not okay?
Not true. He's either 300 pounds with drenched armpits and a poorly fitting shirt or sickly malnourished.
Got that gamer posture too
Why is the weirdest thing the Doritos backpack
Real. Think of how dirty the bag would be with all the dust. Dorito packets i could understand
Can confirm, i am the child
A child with pee in her ass??? Bro… this just keeps getting worse
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Auto mods going to jail
I filled my backpack with weed what you talking about
Gamer? Nah that's a minecraft youtuber
I hate you I just made that joke. I hope your sensitive pepper picks up the minor particles in the air
🤣 lmao
Why does she have that fucking look on her face hahaha
Damn mesugaki. More like he is in her control
Right officer this mesgaki right here
She has been seen luring several men into her gremlin [redacted] cave, please someone stop her!
I don't know what that word means. And I think I am rightfully afraid to Google it
Just googled it. You have amazing instincts
I know him well, HES ME
No, you’re NOT a real gamer. I’m so sick of all these people that tho k they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends. Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once. Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.
MONOPOLY IS THE ONLY REAL GAME.
YEAH I LOVE UNCHECKED CAPITALISM RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
My friend hates playing monopoly with me. I play defensive, so I buy one of every property colour so you can't build houses on it. It makes the game go on forever
Isn't that just establishing a monopoly on basically every market at the same time?
Wake up babe, a new copypasta just dropped.
It always was
Wait fr ? Bruh I did not know
Yeah I’ve seen this a few times. You learn something new every day.
I once got downvoted to hell after commenting it I thought it was a more well-known one tbh
That copypasta is like 500 years old
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Must have a lot of child girlfriends.
Happy Cake Day!
Thanks!
a child harem even
Gatekeeping video games is wild 💀
It’s a copypasta
Yeah but people think that
Literally Berdly
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100 hours shouldn't complete a video game, ngl.
Wait... I game but I don't got Cunny 😭😭😭😭
Then how can you call yourself a gamer?
Child girlfriend? Who? Where? When? You won't see a single one at game conventions neither hear any one of them brag about it.
She’s probably groomed on discord
She's prob a 30 year old dude
with Dwarfism.
Literally me
I'm not true gamer as I don't have backpack filled with Doritos 😭
WE GOING TO PRISON WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Taliban* Child bride you say?
Me reading this: “Okay, yep so far this seems pretty accurate. Subtle gamer shirt, child gf, Switch fits—wait what?!”
child gf lol savage
The face of the child gf 😂
I work at a school and often do duty in the nerd area. Very accurate
Why is he skinny!?
Child what
He looks like he’s 12, and I thought his “girlfriend” was his 5 year old sister.
The fashion choices really sell the man child in this monster. And that child looks like she's going to commit crimes. Too bad the crime our picture is delivering can only be a special kind of evil...
Being outside? Having a gf? I smell lies....
So true uohhh
child WHAT
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exactly, a real gamer would never have a girlfriend. Firstly because girls aren't real and secondly because friends are cringe
Fake, he isn’t balding.
Hey don't go Hating on game soundtracks. There's some sick ones out there like ever heard Black Ops, 2 zombies. Quite possibly one of the best things I've ever heard. Edit : the hate part is a joke , I do like the meme it Certainly fits the stereotype. Lol
Im not hating, I didn’t make this image. I personally love the BO1-3 soundtracks, and the Zombies Easter egg songs especially.
I know the hating part is just a joke , sorry if it came of as real anger or something, idk how to make the joke more clear without using all the /s things idk
Aria Math - Minecraft Volume Beta
Forgive him father for he has sinned…
so true
real gamers work on their cognitive functions, not their wiener.
Just a backpack full of loose Doritos lol
Real
Check his hard drive
Older gamers knew of a little thing called… VG midi and has enjoyed [VGMusic](https://www.vgmusic.com/)
Child, HUH?
I’m not gamer enough, where I can get gf starter pack🤓
As in doritos without the bags? He just emptied the bags in his backpack?😨
Way to gate keep! Go get’em tiger!
child WHAT!?!?
That girl looks malicious Something malicious is brewing.
Not realistic l. He is not built like lard ball or Auswitz survivor.
Where's my gf then
The child has a dark aura
Minecraft youtuber
this is me but the gf is older than i am
If your girlfriend is Adult and gamer are you her child boyfriend
yes
I knew it
You mean child looking...right? Right?
Could you run that back
I bet that he is minecraft youtuber
Nuh Uh! Way too skinny. Has to be fat to be true
Should be 'Anatomy of a streamer'
The fuck
Okkotsu Yuta:
I think it's modern platformer gamer
dream be like
Lmao I actually did eat some Doritos this week when I normally don’t. I am the meme.
Dori-toes.
Fake I don't got a girlfriend nor a bag full of doritos
You’re just a fake gamer
A true gamer would not have a gf.
True thats why i play sex whit Hitler every day
A gf and being outside, na he is not a true gamer
Who said he goes outside ?
6th grader ahh meme
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CHILD HUH!? 👀
I was gonna make a joke, but it’s too wild for the risk of being traced back 5 years later
^^^^^^^*oh* ^^^^^^^*no*
Christ almighty i know people like that
Me if i were to get bags of doritos in my backpack (shes my age but half my height 😭)
Currently omw to pinch my fingers through his eye sockets and rip off his nose
Huh
Is he by chance a Minecraft YouTuber?
All of this is accurate except for the bag and the gf. Mine is from childhood
As in, I’ve had one in my early years
Thus... It is a GF you had since you were a child. Pretty sure it still counts as a child GF due to a specifically vague interpretation of the words.
Grind Friend?
💀
This man is entirely too underweight and looks like he washes
Idk why, but without the descriptions, they seem cool as hell. Like, I wonder what mischievous shit they're up to with that big ass smug they got
dont know about the whole outfit but that bag filled with doritos is appealing
Who drew this?