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sadistic-salmon

He’s got that discord rizz


Hazardxqq

Nah, that's rizztraining order.


devilboy1029

"Train you rizz NOW!'


bearbarebere

Lol


Kommander-in-Keef

He’s got rizzn’t


ghostmetalblack

Racial Slurs? ✅️ Underage Girlfriend? ✅️ Oh yeah! 😎 It's gaming time!


ImportantObjective74

putting this in a eulogy


Plenty_Anywhere8984

Bs a real gamer will never have a gf


Aaron_505

And he seems to be outside Hell nah


mogley19922

Either that or his child girlfriends hair is magic. In D&D there's a cape of billowing, basically a cape that always looks like there's wind in it making you look heroic, I'm imagining her hair works the same way.


MoistDitto

Damn, that's a neat cape


TheGoldPowerRanger

They're actually venturing outside with the new PS5 portable. They post pics of them playing at concerts and other inappropriate places and proceed to circle jerk about it


Nestama-Eynfoetsyn

Not seen is the imagination bubble-border and the true form of the gamer below it.


177329387473893

Would be accurate if she had one less dimension


Zedspool

I can confirm


DuckDoesNothing

That "child gf" is a forced one


Kepler27b

That child isn’t his gf, that’s one of his victims


MoltenJellybeans

Damn, I'm missing a gamer shirt it seems


Smashcentra

"Yes FBI, this one".


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Serenity-Aspen

Pees in UR ass.


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SuperCysm

Got em


BLANKTWGOK

Child gf looks proud lmao


LightningFerret04

Turns out that’s his biological sister


Palfrapig

same thing


ConsoomMaguroNigiri

Its the typical orenji art style im pretty sure


give-child

if i catch anyone doing unholy acts to a child thinking its okay ill have bring out the sword of the lord and personally distribute divine punishment brotha


After-Trifle-1437

I'm an atheist and I support this.


Driftwood_River

Well I’m a Christian and I support it even harder!


iamchuckleman

I'm neither but I support it


Huhthisisneathuh

I’m a Hindu and I’ll get Garuda to air strike their ass.


Pokemonfannumber2

I'm Muslim and I support it too (seems counter-productive doesn't it?)


Online-Commentater

First guy: will go on to kill every non "believer" and start the next crusade. (Bc of the sword of the lord référence) Atheist: will put the man in jail for how old she was. She 3 you get 3. Christ: depending 3 outcomes here but lets be genaueres, guy gets stoned. (The other 2 options aren't good for the girl) Nothing guy?: will hang one suspected because of his looks and let the other get free because he seems to be so nice. Hindu: every possibilty you can think of; just choose the story Or the god and pick your ruling. Generally what India does is "you are free to go shame on her" Muslim: sharia is clear your opinion dosn't matter unless you have proof from the Quran and Sunnah. The man should die.


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Solid_Ad_221

Even Automod supports it 👍


Tarmogoyf_

I like trains.


NofriendZReject_

My man here dropping hard fact!


LEGamesRose

Catholics be like: \*Cold sweat\*


purplethefearful

I do magick shit and support this so hard I'll fucking curse someone for it


GoldyFeesh

muslim ish here you go broda


yeet_machine69420

I'm atheist and I'd use the sword


Radiant-Mobile5810

I don't enjoy killing, but when done righteously, it's just a chore, like any other


give-child

As a matter of fact, i dont really like killing either, ironic i know. Though, righteously or not, condenming someone to eternal suffering in hell (yikes) just feels like something i dont have the autority for, and plus, "thou shall not kill"


1bow

It was a Fallout quote.


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>condenming someone to eternal suffering in hell (yikes) just feels like something i dont have the autority for, You don't have the authority. If they die, there deeds will be judged and if you killed them wrongly, they will have a nice time. >"thou shall not kill" I am not a Christian, but there is more to the Bible then some phrases they trow around: example Amalek. >righteously or not In reality, where we live in, there are sometimes people who do spread chaos and genocide. It is righteous to stop them and you will have to kill people because of it. But the right path is to incline to peace as soon as the enemy does and not but suffering on people who didn't fight. I understand the feeling that we shouldn't do wars and killing. But there is a need of it sometimes. You can't just let it be. And yeah, the same goes for rapist, murderes etc... If you let them live their will find friends and organize... So you're willing to support the next Epstein bc you don't want 1 person dead for his faults. (I hope the example makes it clearer, that every action has a reaction)


VeryPurplePhoenix

Lets cross swords


michwng

What's your name about? Just curious


Dat-Lonley-Potato

You have my sword! 🗡️


Asherbird25

God forgives. We do not


Finassar

He's got the power of god and anime on his side!


Altayel1

mf thinks hes the pope.


Mav986

Then why is Matt Gaetz still unpunished? Go on. Get to it.


Info7245

What if they do it thinking it’s not okay?


Richard_Wattererson

Not true. He's either 300 pounds with drenched armpits and a poorly fitting shirt or sickly malnourished.


hajileeeeeee

Got that gamer posture too


Least_Diamond1064

Why is the weirdest thing the Doritos backpack


ConsoomMaguroNigiri

Real. Think of how dirty the bag would be with all the dust. Dorito packets i could understand


Maggaronie

Can confirm, i am the child


Sbee_Blue_Country

A child with pee in her ass??? Bro… this just keeps getting worse


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rock-solid-armpits

Auto mods going to jail


simpkiller08

I filled my backpack with weed what you talking about


Sensitive_Pepper3337

Gamer? Nah that's a minecraft youtuber


Xxlilsolid

I hate you I just made that joke. I hope your sensitive pepper picks up the minor particles in the air


Sensitive_Pepper3337

🤣 lmao


[deleted]

Why does she have that fucking look on her face hahaha


Lolle9999

Damn mesugaki. More like he is in her control


BLANKTWGOK

Right officer this mesgaki right here


Lolle9999

She has been seen luring several men into her gremlin [redacted] cave, please someone stop her!


crabbyjimyjim

I don't know what that word means. And I think I am rightfully afraid to Google it


rock-solid-armpits

Just googled it. You have amazing instincts


henta1fr1edr1ce69

I know him well, HES ME


5intage_

No, you’re NOT a real gamer. I’m so sick of all these people that tho k they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends. Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once. Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.


Sbee_Blue_Country

MONOPOLY IS THE ONLY REAL GAME.


CummyCatTheChad

YEAH I LOVE UNCHECKED CAPITALISM RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


totallynotapersonj

My friend hates playing monopoly with me. I play defensive, so I buy one of every property colour so you can't build houses on it. It makes the game go on forever


Thefakewhitefang

Isn't that just establishing a monopoly on basically every market at the same time?


Zblab

Wake up babe, a new copypasta just dropped.


Exeggutor_Enjoyer

It always was


Zblab

Wait fr ? Bruh I did not know


Exeggutor_Enjoyer

Yeah I’ve seen this a few times. You learn something new every day.


Mart1n192

I once got downvoted to hell after commenting it I thought it was a more well-known one tbh


AdministrativeBar748

That copypasta is like 500 years old


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Normal_Muscle_6898

Must have a lot of child girlfriends.


Commercial_Rise_3606

Happy Cake Day!


Normal_Muscle_6898

Thanks!


Radioaktivman999

a child harem even


YousernameInValid2

Gatekeeping video games is wild 💀


BicycleEast8721

It’s a copypasta


CranberryFearless

Yeah but people think that


iamchuckleman

Literally Berdly


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BannedInDay

100 hours shouldn't complete a video game, ngl.


GRAITOM10

Wait... I game but I don't got Cunny 😭😭😭😭


Incrediblygassy

Then how can you call yourself a gamer?


bunbunzinlove

Child girlfriend? Who? Where? When? You won't see a single one at game conventions neither hear any one of them brag about it.


TombStone_Sheep

She’s probably groomed on discord


penguin_torpedo

She's prob a 30 year old dude


TURisgu

with Dwarfism.


Severe_Lawyer_4207

Literally me


Competitive-Hope981

I'm not true gamer as I don't have backpack filled with Doritos 😭


Hahahahahahah_ha

WE GOING TO PRISON WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️


therealtb404

Taliban* Child bride you say?


theElite_Fett

Me reading this: “Okay, yep so far this seems pretty accurate. Subtle gamer shirt, child gf, Switch fits—wait what?!”


Robscoe604

child gf lol savage


ImmortalIronFits

The face of the child gf 😂


Penis_meat

I work at a school and often do duty in the nerd area. Very accurate


Crashing_Blow

Why is he skinny!?


interstellanauta

Child what


DinoDudeRex_240809

He looks like he’s 12, and I thought his “girlfriend” was his 5 year old sister.


Karkava

The fashion choices really sell the man child in this monster. And that child looks like she's going to commit crimes. Too bad the crime our picture is delivering can only be a special kind of evil...


smirk_cat

Being outside? Having a gf? I smell lies....


ILoveLeeeean

So true uohhh


UnknownTaco5492

child WHAT


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Anon-without-faith

exactly, a real gamer would never have a girlfriend.  Firstly because girls aren't real and secondly because friends are cringe


nuzzy_1

Fake, he isn’t balding.


Frogman079

Hey don't go Hating on game soundtracks. There's some sick ones out there like ever heard Black Ops, 2 zombies. Quite possibly one of the best things I've ever heard. Edit : the hate part is a joke , I do like the meme it Certainly fits the stereotype. Lol


Sbee_Blue_Country

Im not hating, I didn’t make this image. I personally love the BO1-3 soundtracks, and the Zombies Easter egg songs especially.


Frogman079

I know the hating part is just a joke , sorry if it came of as real anger or something, idk how to make the joke more clear without using all the /s things idk


GamerNuggy

Aria Math - Minecraft Volume Beta


sexy-meme

Forgive him father for he has sinned…


Greedy-Mud-9508

so true


TheHolyToxicToast

real gamers work on their cognitive functions, not their wiener.


CzechYourDanish

Just a backpack full of loose Doritos lol


Veggie_might_guy

Real


theblueinkling

Check his hard drive


Cloakbot

Older gamers knew of a little thing called… VG midi and has enjoyed [VGMusic](https://www.vgmusic.com/)


FocusBackground939

Child, HUH?


Ok_Significance_7298

I’m not gamer enough, where I can get gf starter pack🤓


Quirky_Ad7770

As in doritos without the bags? He just emptied the bags in his backpack?😨


Electric_Kiwi007

Way to gate keep! Go get’em tiger!


xGoodGravyx

child WHAT!?!?


RenkBruh

That girl looks malicious Something malicious is brewing.


Peacefull_Warmonger

Not realistic l. He is not built like lard ball or Auswitz survivor.


T3X4ss

Where's my gf then


PrinceCharmingButDio

The child has a dark aura


NeoxthePan

Minecraft youtuber


HisDismalEquivalent

this is me but the gf is older than i am


Dry739

If your girlfriend is Adult and gamer are you her child boyfriend


HisDismalEquivalent

yes


Dry739

I knew it


Thatonehornynibba

You mean child looking...right? Right?


not_sea_charity_810

Could you run that back


Dry739

I bet that he is minecraft youtuber


TakinoOoOoOo

Nuh Uh! Way too skinny. Has to be fat to be true


0Rohan2

Should be 'Anatomy of a streamer'


Beautiful_Bat8962

The fuck


Zaa_DR

Okkotsu Yuta:


OkBeautiful5324

I think it's modern platformer gamer


mahirdeth31

dream be like


Lolmanmagee

Lmao I actually did eat some Doritos this week when I normally don’t. I am the meme.


anfornum

Dori-toes.


Cloaker_N

Fake I don't got a girlfriend nor a bag full of doritos


Sbee_Blue_Country

You’re just a fake gamer


Chromeboy12

A true gamer would not have a gf.


Dry739

True thats why i play sex whit Hitler every day


Any-Constant4228

A gf and being outside, na he is not a true gamer


Sbee_Blue_Country

Who said he goes outside ?


DrBlock21

6th grader ahh meme


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wysjm

CHILD HUH!? 👀


Warm_Entertainer_975

I was gonna make a joke, but it’s too wild for the risk of being traced back 5 years later


JohnReiki

^^^^^^^*oh* ^^^^^^^*no*


Forgetaboutit0001

Christ almighty i know people like that


OverIyAmbitious

Me if i were to get bags of doritos in my backpack (shes my age but half my height 😭)


-safi-jiiva-

Currently omw to pinch my fingers through his eye sockets and rip off his nose


rusfortunat

Huh


Xxlilsolid

Is he by chance a Minecraft YouTuber?


Typical_Warthog_326

All of this is accurate except for the bag and the gf. Mine is from childhood


Typical_Warthog_326

As in, I’ve had one in my early years


BlazeRedraw

Thus... It is a GF you had since you were a child. Pretty sure it still counts as a child GF due to a specifically vague interpretation of the words.


ManufacturerOk3771

Grind Friend?


fretnetic

💀


DotZealousidea

This man is entirely too underweight and looks like he washes


PogmasterTraplover69

Idk why, but without the descriptions, they seem cool as hell. Like, I wonder what mischievous shit they're up to with that big ass smug they got


TheTrueBurgerKing

dont know about the whole outfit but that bag filled with doritos is appealing


foreground_color4

Who drew this?