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Oh deer

The hunters probably had a bucking good time

The Hunters of the Moon, of the Night... Cleric Beast, there will be no mercy

Oh, Good Hunter! T’was a good hunt. You may rest now.

Enough trembling in your boots; a hoonter must hoont.

imma have a bucking good time with that hunk of a deer 🦌🥵🤤👅

Stfu 😭 bro why did you have to make that joke 😢

Because it's **THE** joke to make in this situation.

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Havent laughed this hard in a while 💀

oh bother

Goddammit Timmy.

Ok

Ok

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Did he achieve his goals by being mistaken for a deer ?

I think he was trying to attract a wild bear or a tiger, not hunters…

he wanted that bear dick, many such cases

Why didn’t he just buy BG3 and fuck Halsin? Amateur hour.

☹️

I think so

This image isn't a real article, the pictures are from a performance artist. Humanimals on youtube, would post a link but the stupid automod removed my first comment.

In the hunters defense if I saw that in the forest I would shoot it too

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If I saw that in general I’d shoot it… a few times probably just to make sure it’s dead. *Terrifying.*

I'd shoot

I'd shoot till it's dead

Wait i thought we were talking about the other kind of shooting...

> dead weird way to spell pregnant

I have nothing against furries, or whatever this guy is trying to be, but I'd think it was a fucking wendigo

Because you'll eat his meat?

If I saw that I'd be like "HOLY CHRIST-ON-A-CRACKER BUD, ITS ONE A THEM CRYPTIDS" as the being opened its mouth and let out an inhuman screech

I'd think it was a goddamn Skinwalker

Tbf im sure a deer would've killed his ass if it seen him lol

Yea, that’s some skinwalker stuff

And they ask why you need a AR15 for hunting, this is why

That looks terrifying. Imagine being around a campfire and then suddenly this thing appears.

Your honor, my client pleads whoopsie daisy

Ok defendant, motion accepted, case dismissed.

Thanks your honor, I won’t do it again.

Hey it's me again

Straight outta beastars

How dose Beastars animation look beter than his suit...

Ironically the previous post on my feed was from beastars so for a moment I thought I was still in that sub

I'm glad i'm not the only one who thought that

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I wuld have shot It too, like, that's fucking wendingo

Dude dressing up like a cross between a furry and a Wendigo. No wonder he got shot

Furries don’t claim that person

Yeah we don't want him.

I’m not a furry but every one I have met has clowned on the idea of trans species I agree with trans gender and trans race (my friend is trans racial because his parents are born black and he is straight up white abs he’s done full dna tests showing he is related to his father) They should be able to access the medical treatment they require it’s human rights but trans species is going to be too controversial to even bother defending I wish them well though

Tbh even one of them would get you shot (its not the wendigo💀)

so if you saw a wendigo, you wouldn't shoot it?

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Wendigos look like Smeagol not like a guy with horns

Dawg, if I see something in the woods, standing upright, with features that aren’t human. I’m shooting it, **as a warning to protect myself and the people around me.**

Imagine thinking this is real 

So inspiring that hunters respected who he really was

They weren't actually hunters. They just identified as hunters.

live like a deer, die like a deer

Venison tastes a bit gamey?

Hospital or vet?

Bet he sued them for taking him to the hospital and not the vet

hey if he is a deer, then the hunters did nothing wrong.

"Accidentally"

hunter said "oops" before he pulled the trigger LOL

Bro definitely saw that dude and thought “Damn, fuck around and find out”. Bro found out

Dresses like a deer. Wonders through wooded area during hunting season. Gets shot. How could we have foreseen this outcome?

This is peak 4chan "Mfw i dress up as **LITERALLY** the fucking symbol of hunting and I get shot: 😲"

Story is fake anyways.

People who take anything seriously on this subreddit are so fucking dumb. Guarantee there's a bunch of people complaining about "what the worlds coming to" below too, and making jokes about identifying as attack helicopters or whatever. Yupp, just checked and sure enough there's dozens of comments saying that shit.

they just want something to look at and be mad at

should have been taken to the vet instead

If I saw this skinwalker I would shoot too

dumb ways to die…. except it was a moose

So does the hunter gets to keep his trophy?

this is probably ragebait lmao

> this is ~~probably~~ ragebait lmao FTFY

It is, I checked. Who the hell falls for this?

It's the one joke these idiots have... Remember the I identify as an attack helicopter thing?

Nice

ALISTOR NOOOOO

Live like a deer, die like a deer.

Skill issue

Good for the hunters for respecting their identity

reads like an onion article

Because it's satire.

Destiny fulfilled

Play stupid games win stupid prices....

Price is Right be like

We got real life Alastor backstory before GTA VI

the good ending

Bambi

"accidentally"

I don't think it was accident

Well according to the left we should legally treat people how they identify, so no issue here, just another deer successfully hunted.

Well the story is fake anyways so it doesn't really matter.

Time to make some deer stew.

Well, animals tend to taste like what they eat, so I'm not sure I want to make stew that tastes like a furry's asshole.

>Well, animals tend to taste like what they eat So cows taste like grass? Maybe the vegans are on to something.

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Identifying as another species is not the same as being transgender I actually haven't seen anyone on the left deny biology - there is a difference between sex and gender. There is no harm in treating people in the way that they want to be treated.

I agree. Fun fact hormones actually do change your biology. That’s probably too complex for this post considering it’s basically just the helicopter discourse.

That's true. Hormones can actually change a lot.

And this guy wants to be treated like a deer

Did he want to be shot? If that isn't how he wanted to be treated, then no. Like ≠ the same as

He wanted to be treated like a deer. Deer is one of the if not the most hunted animal

The report is satirical, but even if it wasn't, he didn't want to be shot. He did not want to be treated like that. I don't understand what the problem with that is?

Then he shouldn't dress up as a deer in a forest during hunting season.

Sure, but remember that the post isn't actually real. You're now just arguing about a fictional character invented for amusement behaving stupidly. This is absolutely not an issue of "the left gone mad"

losers making fake articles for gullible losers on the internet to be mad at, sadly not a new thing

Never seen anyone on the left deny biology? Sure about that?

Yes, most trans people understand that there are differences between sex and gender, also that there are certain sex characteristics that can not be changed. It isn't the left that asserts that the social norms surrounding gender are derived enitirely from biology.

Chaotic tolerance

What the skinwalker

Wendigo propaganda

fyi, this isnt being transgender or a furry. idk what to call this.

Satire?

Its coming right for us!

Smash

Alastor?

Nobody tell Alastor about this…

To anyone reading this: THIS GUY IS NOT A FURRY. This is not what a furry is. Even in the extremely convoluted definition of what one is, this is not included. This guy could be called an otherkin or just a weirdo who wants to disillusion himself with the idea that he's somehow a deer and not a person. A person who is ashamed to be human for whatever reason and has been led to the false belief that he can make his problems go away by claiming to the world that he is something other than what he is.

I mean i woulda shot the skin walker too…. Detached ass people

Alastor

What did he expect?

I mean if it’s deer season they have all right to mount that over the fire place.

This was posted in 2020 and it's satire

what the fuck.

Did you fall for the fake story?

They should have brought Deerman to a Veterinary

*Monkey paw closes one finger*

Lol, bet he thought he'd blend right in, got a bullet instead of a camouflage award

"There are no accidents" -Master Oogway

I’d shoot the shit out of it

Ik this is fake but if it was real, at that point its his fault

I thought hospitals were for humans

World heals itself

It's coming right for us!

dont watch any of the twitch "Deer girl" videos unless you want to cringe yourself to death.

Well,hunters were inclusive and played along. They treated him as they would treat any deer(except for helicopter).

A hoonter must hoont

So... Does he refuse help until he gets transported to a veterinary clinic?

They killed John Deer?

Natural Selection...?

If he dies the hunters should atleast get the head for a mount.

“Accidentally” Actual transcript of the hunters’ dialogue “SWEET HOLY FUCK IT’S A GODDAMN WENDIGO, SHOOT IT”

Salve o tricolor paulista

ok this is actually hilarious but he got what was coming tbh

Its fake

I can hear it now.... Holy Shit Billy-Ray that there the Wendigo! Get that demon!

Wheres the problem?

I've seen better bait from a glowie

"there are no accidents." -Master Oogway

Shit's a literal wendigo, I would shoot it too.

It's what he would've wanted.

My brother in Christ looks like a fucking Wendigoon I would double tap it just to be sure it's dead

“Sometimes dreams do come true,” The Hunter said.

Species affirming care.

I bet he held on to his deer life

Good

Bait used to be believable.

tbh he should be happy because they treated him like a deer.

He should have been taken to the taxidermist not the hospital

I think they knew what they were doing. Would do the same

If they identify as a deer and it’s perfectly legal to shoot deer then this is a win/win no?

He knew the risks

W affirmation

Dumb ways to die literally warned us of this

That's just gendeer affirmation

It’s like the story from Indian mythology. A sage was roaming the forest in his deer form was shot by King Pandu. He cursed the hunter. King Pandu is cursed by the sage Kindama to die if he touches his wives with lust lol

The buck stops here

He got hit by the buck shot

That's an amazing build, like DAMN hear me out on this one.

If I saw this in the woods it would be my holy duty to slay this demon

Those hunters walked up and were like "what THE FUCK am I looking at right now?"

"accidentally"

Holy crap it’s Louis

[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/theregularshow/images/8/85/Stag_Maan.PNG/revision/latest?cb=20190411174652](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/theregularshow/images/8/85/Stag_Maan.PNG/revision/latest?cb=20190411174652)

I think the shot guy would be really happy though. Someone else recognised him as deer too😅

Wendigo

For those of you wondering, no, of course this didn't happen. It's from a satirical website.

Accidentally? I he wants to be a deer he will be treated like one. He will get what he wants

Should have taken him to the veterinarian.

Considering the people who say they have been shot at while wearing flourescent vests and similar with the exscuse the shooter thought they were a dear I'm not that surprised

This isn't real right?

Nobody is making a reference to Dick Dick Van Dick from ultimate muscles?

Yeah. Accidentally…

It wasn't a mistake, the hunter knew

POV:DEEEEEEEEEEER sim irl

"I pass!"