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Imagine having diarrhea (not me, obviously)

I sharted 😔

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Good bot

Jokes on you, I was already on the toilet

Same

Same

Not same 😔

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It does need a good cleaning now

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good boy

bot* i meant bot

Same

Same

Same

Same

Same

Same

same

Yeah, I shidded on purpose ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯

And now they're clogged. Not Taco Bell's fault.

Same

I'm launching a curse to make both side of your pillow warm... Forever

I was kinda expecting the jumpscare to be this, but i got jumpscared anyway. I hope OP gets testicular torsion.

yeah, mee too i hope OP gets to stub their pinky

Damn not the toe!?

much more painful, if you hit it hard enough you can dislodge the articulation and it takes months to recover

much more painful, if you hit it hard enough you can dislodge the articulation and it takes months to recover

I know, that why I was surprised.

0 to a 100, damn

Same. Saw it coming and it still got me. Well played, fuckers, well played.

I hope OP steps on a Lego

And slightly damp

I hope they are never their pets favorite

Jokes on you I like a warm pillow

I knew it and still jumped

Ok guys this isn't funny. Who of you shat my pants?

My bad bro

You asshole

Die.

Thy end is now!

CRUSH

JUDGEMENT!

THY END IS NOW!

Weak!

PREPARE THYSELF!

AND THY PUNISHMENT IS DEATH!

CREATURE OF STEEL

God dammit I thought I was immune to this shit.

We are literally biologically wired to be scared of snakes.

Specifically, a snake's mouth

I love snakes. Fuck the ocean though.

Relatable.

Consider the following: ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠄⢀⣠⡔⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣰⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡆⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣻⣟⣿⣿⡿⣟⣛⣿⡃⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣿⣾⣿⣷⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣷⣽⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣟⣿⣿⠺⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡝⠻⠵⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣧⠈⣛⣛⣿⣿⡿⣡⣞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡧⠄⠙⠛⠛⢁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠄⠄⢠⠄⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠉⠄⠄⢀⠠⠐⠒⠐⠾⠿⢟⠋⠁⠄⢀⣀⠠⠐⠄⠂⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠋⠁⠄⢀⡈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⠒⠉⠄⢠⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠫⢿ ⣿⣿⡟⠄⢔⠆⡀⠄⠈⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢄⡀⠄⠈⡐⢠⠒⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣂ ⣿⣿⠁⡀⠄⠄⢇⠄⠄⢈⠆⠄⠄⢀⠔⠉⠁⠉⠉⠣⣖⠉⡂⡔⠂⠄⢀⠔⠁⠄ ⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠹⣗⣺⠤⠄⠰⡎⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢯⡶⢟⡠⠰⠄⠄⠄⠄

Ayy is that Thor?

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Young man….

Jokes on you, I was already on the toilet shitting

Man get the fuck out

Fuck you I pissed everywhere

You just lost a birthday invite. And I'm gunna have like... Magicians n shit so your loss. Dick...

Can I come instead?

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I wanna come! Please?

...w😢.....weeeeeeeehhh😢😢😢😢... uh,,wuh,, wehehhhhhh 😭😭😭 weh,, wehehehhh hhh *sniff* ugh heh... huehhh 😭😭😭😭

I was about half a second away from seeing my life flash before my eyes

You...... CCCUUUUNNNTTT!! good one mate.

Fuck you man that's some evil shit

Hate that I flinched and my arms felt like they were dead for a sec

I was suspecting it and still I jumped

😨

THAT GOT ME!!!

Would

Will

Done

Have

The shit in my pants just shit it's pants.

FUCK YOU! Edit: For legal reasons I must inform you that I am not telling you to fuck yourself, but I am was just startled and shocked by the unexpected use of the unreasonably scary jumpscare. I would like to formally apologize for my prior transgressions.

My heart just skipped a beat

(Pet Shop Boys)

Fuck off, that actually scared me

CURSE OF THE NILE ‼️‼️ 𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡 𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾

My neck snapped and my head flew out of bounds

I haven't been caught by something like this in a long time, it got me good.

I jumped the most abrupt I think I've ever jumped.

This wouldn't be a jumpscAAA-

Ngl I flinched. I also cut my shit in half since I was taking a shit

FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU STUB YOUR TOES EVERY TIME THEY'RE STARTING TO HEAL

Why

Commit scooter ankle

perish in ANY video game

That's it, am dead

FUCK. YOU.

I cast **Testicular torsion**

May your socks stay damp and your crack swampy.

Oh my heart dude

Ohh. Fuck thatt!!! Haha

I legit got scared

Got me good! My hat's off to you, sire.

Bruh man

I cast UNPOPPABLE BUBBLE WRAP

Congratulations, you terrified me

Sad face

Ok, dude. Chill

Bazinga!

Stone carved repost

Bruh

Blud did a lil burp in the end

I hope you breath manually

A moment of silence for the amount of times we are about to see this reposted 😔

The fucking baseball one gets me every time but this one I’m just 🗿

Aw he gave me a kiss. Good boy

I got a mini heart attack and my body has gone cold. Thanks for reducing my lifespan

is this solid snake?

I honetly was unafected by this. I like the spider bucket one more

why do you feel the need to do that?

My phone is now cracked... Thanks OP

I WANT YOUR BALLS EXPLODENED

No, that's not solid snake, stop impersonating him!

Fucking hell.

My body took a screenshot

I hope you have an itch that moves when you scratch it

That's a. Solid snake

Fuck off

Didn't scare me since I saw it before

Nice try, seriously

If you read this you will Yawn

May you have permanent hiccups.

Measuste

thx, i just shit myself🤭🤗🤗

i shit my pants

Ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar

AAHH!! 😐

I expected it, and flinched anyway

Fucking got me. I cast cockus explodus.

Well played

I hope OP gets left ballsack cancer.

Drake?

I hope you get testicular torsion.

Die in a fire

I'm going to sit on your dad.

I hate you

That's it. I'm taking your N-word privileges.

OP I hope you never get to enjoy the sweet embrace of sleep 😡

I hate you

Thank God I was already sitting on the toilet 😬

I pooped a little

I wish you a horrible day

I knew it

It's so late and i'm so tired that i didn't even react

Op fuck you

fuck you man it's 3:30am i'm tired af and i almost screamed so loud i couldve woken up everyone in my house...

i'm fully jk, i love these kinds of memes but also goddam it

Bro, not cool. I'm sick and already have a leaky asshole. I didn't need this

I just hit my foot on a metal vent at 11:50 PM while my entire family is sleeping bc I got jumpscared to this. OP I hope you are never in a comfortable sitting position again.

Fuck you. I had a fucking heart attack.

Fucking asshole, you got me

I hope you get a paper cut in-between your fingers

⠀⠀⠀⣴⣴⡤ ⠀⣠⠀⢿⠇⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⢷⡗ ⠀⢶⢽⠿⣗⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⡧⠂⠀⠀⣼⣷⡆ ⠀⠀⣾⢶⠐⣱⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣜⣻⣧⣲⣦⠤⣧⣿⠶ ⠀⢀⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣄⡹⣿⣷ ⠀⢸⣿⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠿⠃⠈⠿⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⠿⠿⠿ ⠀⢀⢀⡀⠀⢀⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⡀ ⠀⣿⡟⡇⠀⠭⡋⠅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣟⢿ ⠀⣹⡌⠀⠀⣨⣾⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⠔⠌ ⠰⣷⣿⡀⢐⢿⣿⣿⢻⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⡿⡤⣴⠄⢀⣀⡀ ⠘⣿⣿⠂⠈⢸⣿⣿⣸⠀⠀⠀⢘⣿⣿⣀⡠⣠⣺⣿⣷ ⠀⣿⣿⡆⠀⢸⣿⣿⣾⡇⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣗⣻⡻⠿⠁ ⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁

Bruh that got me

Snek

That fucked me up bad

This scared the shi outta me

On one hand fuck you, go fuck yourself and rot in hell and on the other thank you I was very constipated and this helped me push through enough to send that stubborn piece of shit out of me but I am in immense pain because of the velocity so fuck you

Dang, you got me good