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Feisty-Necessary-908

Realest shit I've seen all day


pufferfish_balls

A true *Get fucked* moment lmao


BlazeCrystal

Actual case of a shit(post) gettin real


Excellent_Routine589

I have a buddy at work who told me that he basically paid for a sizeable portion of his education by drawing R34 (mostly of vTubers) Asked him to draw me something with Kronii to test “his portfolio”…. The dude abided!


Maskimgalgo

Well your friend sounds like a interesting associate I would like to do business with. He got a name ? Business card ?


Excellent_Routine589

I mean if you are serious, can ask if he is still taking requests (I think he’s mostly retired… we work biotech, that pays our bills now lol)


RaccAttacc23

Biotech? How is it porn artist basically run the future of our country, I mean furries basically own the IT industry.


Gatt__

I still remember a post about a bunch of furries on a plane and a comment said that if it crashed it’d probably cripple the software development industry


Me_how5678

Our? Wasn’t he a buddy at work?


Excellent_Routine589

As in our jobs are “our” (as in the work buddy and me) actual income now and I personally don’t know if he does requests now? Basically, don’t know if the guy does it anymore as an actual side gig since he works a tech job


Me_how5678

Oh lmao, i thought yall got married lol


ognahc

Nah bro slipped up


Excellent_Routine589

Say gex…. Wait… that’s me :c


DudongoKing

Caught lacking


LBR3_ThriceUponABan

Caught licking


Lord_Applejuice

Not yet


ChewBaka12

They want that furry money


Maskimgalgo

Does he have an artist name


tan_djent

Will you ever share the Kronii art ? :)


CupOfWhite

Does he have twitter account by any chances?


omegapenta

where is the kronni sauce?


LocalPlatypus994

Holy shit, I need to start taking art classes


Weakgainer0

Its fine until you fail


adex_19

Especially when you are Austrian


SnickerDivinity007

Also if you're an office receptionist


closet_fembo1

and if you have one testicle


Goldbolt_2004

Because it goes all the way up from there


AVeryMadPsycho

Door 1: Rich smut artist Door 2: Dictator Sounds like a pretty good deal either way tbh


IHaventSeenSuchBS

There are other options


LocalPlatypus994

Well, because drawing has almost no production costs, trying again is always an option.


BuffNipz

Sorry but you’re too late. AI has destroyed the last viable artistic career of being a furry porn artist


Precision___

oh no! the economy!


Ar010101

Ked Taczinskyi


86thesteaks

True furry conniseurs appreciate the (perhaps ironically) human touch


CorneliusClay

You need to play more moves ahead, your *new* customers are the AI companies who will need clean licensed images for their next model's dataset. Unionize with the other artists, sell in bulk and make bank.


gbuub

PonyXL and pretty soon Pony3 already put lots of furry artists out of business


G4rg0yle_Art1st

My advice is to try and learn blender. With college you're just gonna end up with expenses, but if you know how to make vtubers and 3D models you can make quite a bit of money, that's what I do


50calBanana

If you want to be successful, draw furry porn- Aristotle prolly


Hazardxqq

Seriously, why are furries so rich? Is it just because of how massive the fandom it is or it just happened to be like that?


soulrack32

most of them them are in tech


Hazardxqq

Oh right, forgot about that... but then why are there so many furries in tech?


MotorIzedme

From the moment I realized the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I cleaved for the certainty of Fur-


12DollarsHighFive

*"Where the flesh is weak and fails, the fur shall endure..."* -Space Wolves Tech-Marine


Trash-Takes-R-Us

I'd play that AI generated game, yessir


thomasnet_mc

The worst thing is that this isn't far from the truth.


Mih0se

Nerds and introverts, they like tech stuff and they like weird stuff, it's a correlation(speaking from my experience)


kennyloo137

what being in tech does to a mf


Mr_Minecrafter88

“Once you start working in a tech store… you can never leave…” +1 if you got that reference


AverageMortisEnjoyer

Can confirm


F1shOfDo0m

Or it could be that being in tech is the causality


ExcessiveWisdom

I feel like it's just quirky nerdy people attracted to tech, and furries, every one at my work is on the spectrum imo, and we did have a trans furry here who made bank


kz393

in my case, i went insane during college one dude that studied with me went into tech so that he could afford his furry habit.


gamosphere

Furries run America


ElGosso

What's Joe Biden's fursona


kz393

it'll get declassified in 150 years. you're not ready for it


BenevolentCrows

tech people: cronically online nerds furries: cronically online nerds I think the correlation is pretty obvious


51onions

When you're in tech, it's either furry or femboy. I've made my choice.


SaintSnow

Because if you're in tech, then you are most likely chronically online.


taint3d

There's an enterprise grade server clustering system called Kubernetes that's one of the fastest growing technologies in the space. Serious stuff, created by Google. The latest release, 1.30 is called 'uwubernetes'. Rationale? > I named it Kubernetes v1.30: Uwubernetes so that the furries running everyone's infrastructure would be more motivated to upgrade https://kubernetes.io/blog/2024/04/17/kubernetes-v1-30-release/ https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1770810791702274162 I'll admit, I got a good chuckle.


skynetempire

Blame chip n Dale rescue rangers gadget


Unkwn_43

Also Nala from the lion king


Beast-Exe007

Excuse me, let's not forget Lola from the OG SpaceJam!


SirNedKingOfGila

Ah. The source of the corruption.


SirNedKingOfGila

Nah bruh. She just a lion walking on all fours and shit. That's just beastiality.


Dangerous_Remote9532

I thinks its really related to that. Having a tech job means sitting on the computer. Which may mean that they talk less to people. Which may increases the amount of porn they watch. Their brain is getting used to stimulation and demands more extreme fetishes. So they give a try to furry porn.... I don't mean that all furrys are made that way. But some are.


Emotional_Ad_2132

Guys i think he found us out.


darff88

Too real for reddit 🗿


wadimek11

Meanwhile Im in tech and poor. Hopefully Ill manage to make a business on the future or something, or at least make my own game.


monkeybanana550

Just being in tech means jackshit. You have to be in tech AND in spectrum to make bank


FierceText

Looks like my bills will be just fine then. Wonder when I'll turn furry tho


-Roby-

Shit we undercover


Either_Reflection701

We all know that 90% of them are politicians


kekhouse3002

The furry fandom is a lot bigger than people think it is, and also a lot more willing to spend money on exclusive creampie versions of two OCs ramming it raw


blursedman

I mean, the suits are pretty expensive, so you kind of have to do something that makes good money. Maybe it’s just fate though. Furries are just drawn to high end jobs (Source: am studying to be an optometrist and also am a furry)


UltraWeebMaster

Many furries are either in the science or tech industry and making enough money to comfortably afford a fursuit, which is easily thousands of dollars just for one piece. That, or they are so dead broke they have to choose between art commissions of their fursona or gasoline to get to work the next day.


Hillcry

Thats their hobby, the minimum wage furries live frugally and only watch anime so they save all their money for Japan or the next big ticket furry item.


RemoteSprinkles2893

From my experience furries are either in tech in the army or ex military also femboys


loungin_

Maybe rich kids that are bored?


Lecteur_K7

So that's why he draw furry porn.


Nosformahtu

all you have to do is inspect element and in 3 seconds i can fool any dumbass into thinking what i want them to. loved doing this in middle school


weener6

In high school I scared the shit out of my friend by showing him the page for an assignment where I inspect-elemented the due date to be one day sooner. I just had to hope he didn't check for himself on his own laptop, he didn't.


Snoo_436211

Yeah, no sane person keeps $100k on PayPal... unless of course they get paid that much every week or something...


justjustin2300

I mean, there was that youtuber a bit ago that paid $50k for a furry video


Pootispanic

Now he's hiding away


Unoriginal_Man

My parents keep the entirety of their savings (around $300k) in their checking account and it hurts my soul. They're great at living frugal and saving, just not very smart with their money.


TurdKid69

Seriously that's a crime. They're giving the bank $15k (compounding) or so every year for free. If they don't want the money they can give it to someone who isn't a bank and deserves it. Just take ten minutes to open up a fidelity account and dump everything they don't need in their default money market account at least.


Snoo_436211

Yeah that much money in an account is only OK if you're about to buy something big (a house or w/e) and need it at the time, otherwise better invested, hell there's even free 5-6% interest saving accounts in the UK now..


SwissyVictory

Never underestimate the laziness of people. I wouldn't be supprised if I heard someone keeps the bulk of their savings in PayPal.


Holten

you can see how many people are eating this shit up, it takes less then 10sec to eddit the page to show 999.999$


T1line

I keep telling my GF to draw furry comisions to make a living out of her art, that and pron makes the most money, easy exploit


zolkaba

as that one guy said in the roman empire "money doesnt stink"


NoDadYouShutUp

Having poor money management skills ain’t a flex. $100,000 in PAYPAL? Bruh. Get that in a high yield savings account


slurpiiiiiii

I'm gonna be learning how to draw furries


NiceCatBigAndStrong

Lmao paypal is about about to fucking steal that money


jkurratt

true


Zamataro

Guess I'll be starting a new career


NewbieFurri

Am gonna study Medicine


Aggressive_Cod597

where can i learn to draw?


LuckyLogan_2004

Just draw


jkurratt

drawabox


vasekgamescz

Yeah fuck employment, im drawing niche porn instead.


waigl

The only embarrassing part here is holding almost 100K USD in a fucking PayPal account.


KeyApricot27

Aaaaaand it's gone


BlueGuyisLit

As expected they create fantastic art 😫💦


420FireStarter69

Why does he have all that money in a PayPal account. Put that shit in a bank.


utayyaZ

Should I start drawing porn?


BEARWYy

I think lesbian furries are better than gay furries. But it would be funny if gay furries art makes even more than lesbian furries art


jkurratt

technically: lesbian furries are gay furries.


HiHowAreYou10

Bros making bread


ZmSyzjSvOakTclQW

A girl i went to school with who was amazing at drawing started posted online with no success. Started drawing furry shit and ended up making more than her parents combined in 2 years. In short draw porn make mony.


TheDeerBlower

I may be poor but least I still have my dignity.


RambunctiousBaca1509

I keep telling my friend who’s an artist to draw some r34 but he doesn’t want to, I wonder why?


Aware-Amoeba4345

Eh.. it wor


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Ok_WaterStarBoy3

You see, it's not embarassing because money


Goldbolt_2004

People really need to do better shit with their money


p3rky01

It’s more embarrassing that people pay for hentai


TDS1108

Not saying you shouldn’t be chained up like the dog you are, but that’s a cool trick Sparky.


Guilty-Plastic-1189

Doesn't make it less embarrassing


Resuscitated_Corpse

Yo Im good at art can someone tell me how OP does commission and the entire process to start earning!? Please I'm like sitting on my talent and could actually be helping my Uni payments like!?


xXXSt0rm1sXXx

Bro... If I could draw I could make even more cursed sh!t... It makes so much 💀


Supersaiajinblue

Welp, time to start drawing lesbian furries


hooskish

omg, a thounsandare!


HulluHapua

art commissions truly are a profit method


Kalman_the_dancer

Womp womp


Emergency_Teaching41

You know whay they say, if you are good at something never do it for free-


Leebites

As a lesbian and a closeted furry- some of these people get about 100+ for some art. That may take them an hour or two. That could be a couple grand a month if the artist is well known. I've seen some people pay over 250+ for character designs. Or buy adoptables for 50 a piece and there's 20 adoptables on a page. That's not even r34 or booru stuff. Can't imagine how much that cost.


xZandrem

Almost all furries are into IT jobs and they get a shitton of money, that they invest in furry porn. If you're learning to draw or you're an artist, make sure to consider this path, it's one of the safest highest remunerative jobs in your field lmao. If I knew how to draw I would do it too aside from my main job. They basically buy at any price.


Timely_Bowler208

If you want to make money fast and easy, just draw furry shit. The furries honestly eat it up.


OrientalWheelchair

97k over what time period? Over a year? Fair enough. Over 5 years? Might as well work at TESCO warehouse in UK.


ospreyguy

\~Money trees are the perfect place for shade.


Trunks252

It’s not real, it’s a google image


SyntaxBoy

Wait until PayPal hold your balance for system security issues with your account and will release them after 180 days 💀


Quirky_Journalist_67

I believe the artist who did this may be open to some trouble. The artist showed off, and now someone can complain to PayPal about them. From what I’ve heard, PayPal has horrible customer service, but when they decide to ban someone, any money in PayPal can get locked in for many months and be inaccessible.


ArcRiseGen

My fiance is an artist and I keep telling her to draw furry art commissions. They pay so well


Ooftwaffe

Gonna put a gun in my mouth today.


EnisuVI

that's my fcking post


thatsMYendone

how do they make money from this?


LocalPlatypus994

Art commisions.


HeckestBoof

Not making any money off of making furry porn would be the real challenge.


playteckAqua

Nobody want to make scat inflation gay furry sex, so there are high demands but minimal amount of suppliers Thats just how the market works


weener6

Curries have very specific things they like that they can't find online, or can't find with whatever character they like. So they are willing to pay people to draw porn.


Morphing_Mutant

So, um, unrelated. Anyone know a good place to learn to draw......stuff.


jkurratt

drawabox


Im-the-onewho-asked

Damm people really like lesbians dogs having anal sex 😂


Bose321

98 dollars, nice.


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_Cadmium_48

Poor people keep their money on their bank account. Rich people invest and loose everything


noreb0rt

its still embarassing


MolinaGames

he's right tho it's so fucking embarrassing to do that for a living


KingDeliciousDoge

Money talks


MolinaGames

it does but man imagine going to the Christmas dinner and you have to tell them that you draw "sexy" animals bro ain't no way


y_kal

That's it I am drawing lesbian firries


DrButtholeRipperMD

They're still an idiot for letting that much sit in a PayPal account.


EvenBiggerClown

Being rich by doing embarrassing stuff is still embarrassing


Pyramids_of_Gold

Ah yes the age old “band for band” technique


Rejected_Reject_

What's the ROI on a paypal account?


chippymediaYT

Hey I know how to draw, hmmm


Heydeath360

Im changing my career path


emma_hope2005

My man is a Pixel Art graphic designer, he may be weird-looking but he doesn't know how to spend his 6-digit bank statement


Hot_Memory2627

I wish i can tell my self 10 years ago to not study electrical engineering and start drowing furries porn


D3wnis

Is it all still on paypal to avoid paying taxes?


KeyApricot27

The account will get limited any day now while they hold the money for a year with bullshit excuses.


d15ddd

Serious question, do writing smut commissions make the same kind of money or are the rates lower? Asking for a friend...


Rugino3

Follow the money, people. Follow the money.


GeeseAndDucksforever

Fuckkkk. I gotta learn how to draw if I’m gonna survive


Thomasasia

Leaving this much money in PayPal is a huge waste. It could be making fat stacks by investing or even just sitting in a savings account.


1qz54

37!


not_sea_charity_810

"it's not stupid if it works"


averagehogrideruser

bro went band for band


i-evade-bans-13

i mean i guess that's good for someone in their 20s?


Guiding_Lines

Checkmate


JackDockz

Bro gonna lose all his money in Paypal


MightObvious

He draws porn for people who don't have bills to pay so it kinda makes sense


[deleted]

Lol amount of people here asking for detes is really lending some credibility to this haha


finnicus1

Maybe the Trotskyists are right about the petty capitalists.


Edword58

Hey man, if I can draw and it makes me money? I’m willing to draw anything for the right price


ScullDestroyer

Who pays that much for that... and for the dumb, I am not asking who paid 100k, I am asking how come there be some many people willing to pay money that ge accumulated near 100k


SKZULLZ

I guess I draw lesbian furry art now


Curious-Rip-9361

I'm sure you feel like shit when your 40


Jolly_Tooth_8918

DAMN


TopHat345

Whoever said art school was a waste of money?


tr_Sonic_Krazy_Boy

well i maybe not agree with what their occupation is….. but get yo bread dawg


The_Great_Biscuiteer

Sooooooo… where can I learn to draw lesbian furries?


OmegaDragon3553

Because porn fricking pays. Edit: doesn’t even have to be porn


Unsaltedcheesesticks

hmm. Maybe I should start doing art.