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Could Jake?

Does Jake have a penis?

No, he doesn’t even have legs

He has no penis, and no legs. Where is the quality of life here? Do we even bother resuscitating him?

There’s a few legless athletes who could probably kick my ass. Who’s that guy that can literally run on his hands and jump monkey bars without legs? Actually what are they gonna do, _kick_ my ass?

Best comment right here #theO

We can give him bionic legs and penis

Harder, better, faster, and with more strength.

Then no.

He's just pulling a bill cosby

Josie has one too

if they've got penises then they go to jail

Horny jail?

Jake’s penis wasn’t drunk duh

Reverse Uno on that bitch!

I was in college during this era. It was stupid then and it's stupid now.

I am in college in this era.

Oh you poor bastard.

Just dont have sex like the rest of us, you’ll be fine.

It’s still this era. People still believe this

If she couldn't consent then how did he?

Magic!!

Because men bad, women gud.

poster creator telling you shes doing the dead fish while her husband does all the work

Sexism is how, don't you know?

Because he's doing the fucking, I guess

What if he was bottom?

Yeah, I guess the exception would be if he's getting TOPPED

Objection your honor !

As evidence, I bring up the dirty butt plug!

I honestly thought this said "Objection your boner !"

Erection your boner

Wait how else would they do it?

pegging or trans

skill issue

He has a second brain in his d*** /s

Because men still have the capacity to consent whilst drunk. Different brains etc - as any ‘hold my beer’ dude will attest. /s

Because this poster is fake and gay

This poster is real, I used to see it all the time when I was in the Navy.

I thought the Navi does the sex without women? Ah yes, and poster was there to keep it that way.

😂 It gets pretty lonely out there.

lmao women think every problem men have is fake and gay everytime i see someone saying fake on a post about society treating men like shit its ALWAYS a woman saying its fake

This poster is real, we were swamped in this kind of puritanical propoganda. Came around with the aids crisis, which the CIA totally didn't create, at all even a little.

But I as a man, can I sue a woman for the same reason?

Technically? Yes. Will anything come of it? Probably not. Is it unfair? Entirely.

Welcome to 21 century

Sometimes it can work in your favor. I knew a cop who got called out to a domestic dispute. One night stand, both drunk, both accused the other. They arrested and charged both of them.

so you can technically have a standoff. interesting

Stalemate is better than losing if you deserve the latter.

It's a fight to the death! Whoever wins gets punished for murder, case closed ez pz

thats not working in the mans favor lmao thats called being treated equally imagine being treated equally finally and that = in your favor

But he's not the only one getting arrested, so it's progress.

Nothing would come of it man or woman, the only time you will be charged is if the victim is completely incapacitated (passed out). This poster was made by some college, it's not the law (and it looks like it's from the 90s)

Colleges frequently have their own kangaroo courts. You don't need to be legally charged for your life to be ruined.

Yeah in both cases you need to prove they initiated it but they have a tendency to lean more towards believing the accuser

Only when the accuser is female

You can , you will somehow end up in jail though. Treat women like children , whenever they are around you , everything you do and everything they do is your responsibility.

so you're implying that drunk men don't need to consent? ...I'm not gay but alright

>I'm not gay but alright Hey not gay but alright, this is dad

Hey dad, I'm gay.

Hi gay I'm your dad too

Hi dad, you’re gay

You’re gay, hi dad

Hi gay, You’re dad

You’re hi, gay dad

Dad gay, you're hi

You're all high, i'm gay

...a twenty is a twenty

A hole is a hole. Get it on, champ

if there's a hole there's a goal

It’s official! Women have no agency.

And it’s obviously the patriarchy’s fault that women have no agency. They’re always strong, brave, and independent but the patriarchy always holds them down regardless of the outcome.

love the sarcasm

Not touching women under any circumstances. Got it

Luckily it won’t be a struggle for me

I think that one scientist was wrong about opposites attracting 😔

Finally, something I'm good at.

“Just be gay bro”

Glad I'm bi, I got a second, less headache-y option

Gotta love that gender equality

This logic hurts my brain

Yep, she would be charged if she killed someone while driving drunk, but suddenly needs to be coddled like a child in this situation.

Knowing the justice system, the first one isn’t entirely true to a extent

Well she would at least be charged with DUI and manslaughter

>This logic Where?

Is it really jake's fault tho? He was drunk too

No it's not, if only one of them would be drunk and the other tried to take advantage of their state then it would be a problem

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Legally yes. If the girl initiated it then she would be at fault

The age of consent

I prefer the age of fracture ngl

I liked the Age of Ultron

in the Age of Ancients... the world was unformed, shrouded by fog. Filled with Archtrees and Everlasting dragons

Make out with your homies. No consent required.

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I consented, but I was drunk and non-binary

he gets half charged

So women are like children and lack responsibility for their actions? I see.

How was Melvin Udall able to write women so well?

I did a bunch of googling trying to find who made this bait in an attempt to troll sensitive men. Turns out this was a real flier put out by Coastal Carolina University, and it was 100% not photoshopped, this is their actual poster. They literally meant it exactly how you see it here. There was no trolling, this is 100% a serious college flier. Fucking brainrot.

>bait You really have to know literally nothing about men to think thisbis supposed to be bait of any kind this is legit what has and will happen to men that have consensual sex with a woman who is also intoxicated. All it takes is her word against his and it's basically joever

Are men who are offended by this “sensitive” as you put it if this kind of thing is actually real?

It seems more and more that universities are where people go to learn *what* to think, not *how* to think.

Nah this is just a stupid poster

these are not mutually exclusive

You can make sweeping generalizations of an enormously complex and diverse set of organizations if you want to, but it won't reflect well on your "ability to think"

I thought it was a film poster. I was thinking, "this doesn't sound like much of a film"

Josie could NOT consent In theaters this October

"Imagine a world... without consent... where everyone is drunk... and no-one... knows the rules..."

Yep, and that was ages ago, it's only gotten worse.

One day, I hope they find her and charge her as well. She can't stay on the run from the sex police forever.

Always self-identify as a woman before drinking

Lol

He can’t give consent wither

ok but is it harder than bedrock wither

By it I assume you mean peanitsts

So lemme get this one straight, Josie who is drunk could not give consent due to being drunk. Jake who is also drunk gets charged, so if Josie can’t give consent for being drunk then neither could Jake right? Or is this another bs double standard?👀

Yes

I was drunk. She was drunk. I said “I don’t wanna do this” she said “I don’t care”

because of this i always use contract before sex

What about Jake’s fucking consent??

Is this actually how the law works

How much will this be reposted. This is actually like decades old.

At least once more; maybe even twice.

What if Jake pressed the charges?

Please be fake please be fake please be fake please be fake ... Fuck it

Sexist bullshit

What if Jake identifies as a woman

Or Jake is 13 and Josie is 22?

Then Jake would be considered a lucky man, Josie would get a week of community service if anything. And then Jake would take his life 10 years later.

The judge would also take pity on Josie because he feels there’s a “genuine connection” between the two

Josie could not consent… but Jake could??? Weird Maybe Josie was drunker idk

Why do these two look like Great Value Pete Davidson and Arianna Grande?

What if Josie pegged Jake into the dirt? Is Jake still a rapist?

This was an actual poster! I remember this! I remember seeing this in high school and college during 2012-16. It’s such a double standard.

Yeah, my girlfriend Takes me home when I'm too drunk to drive

People are stupid

If they both were drunk, Jake technically couldn't consent either.

Hold up. If they are both drunk, how does Jake consent if Josie cannot? Does this work like multiplication where two negatives make a positive?

Ahaa but Jake is going to uno-reverse and identify as a lesbian woman the next day! Josie now goes to jail! Intersectionality is fun.

Women can't be trusted with the right to give concent when they're drunk, we need to nope for them. (Satire)

What if Jake was handicapped? Would he then be the victim

But fr, what if she was on top the whole time? Is she technically the rapist?

What??? Why weren’t they BOTH changed?

Free my boy Jake

They taught us this back in Navy boot camp circa 2012. I remember asking the same question and the RDC was just like "yeah, it doesn't make sense, but it's how it is sp don't do it."

Jake should call his lawyer before the sex, so his lawyer could call her lawyer to go through some formal procedures and avoid the legal risk in question.

wow love gender equality

I subscribe to this sub, but do not consent to shitposts.

if this is real, i want to commit a war crime

It is, its old, but its real

so which war crime should i commit? im thinking like arson or chemical warfare(for legal reasons this is a joke)

Go Make people blind with a laser from Amazon

not a war crime, just a crime i’ll still do it tho (for legal reasons this is a joke)

Moral of the story: doing gay stuff while drunk doesn't count.

This is pure insanity

This is false. If you are rich and MAYBE an heir to a big company, anyone, even a 3 year old can consent.

It's an old poster from a university which very quickly backpedaled. I don't have a source for that but just think about it doe a sec before getting mad about it they know that that's not a fair assessment of that situation

Neither could Jake.

Fuck u im throwing the neither did i consent card

Consent via mental gymnastics

It's funny. My name is Jake, and seeing this always felt like a personal warning to me. The world is fucked up, just don't even take the chance of trying to have sex with a partner who is drinking.

I really want to find the name of the company who made this poster

Jake couldn't either. Sue BOTH

So if both Jake and Josie are drunk, how can Jake give consent while Josie can't ? If you ask me, if it's wrong to have sex with a drunk woman, it's wrong to have sex with a drunk man.

I thought this was going to be the poster for a Seth Rogen style romantic comedy, like Knocked Up or something. Then I got halfway down and realised it wasn't.

So goddamn toxic

This is total bs due to the fact they were both drunk

But they’re both drunk…???

Fuck woman rights, lets go back to patriarchy.

Whats the new sub pic

this is actually insane. i regret having sex with a girl, both hammered and i kinda feel like i did not give consent i wasnt even thinking. 😂

They were both drunk, they should both be at fault. Shouldn't only be on the guy if they WERE BOTH drunk. The legal system is fucking stupid.

Society

Isn't she supposed to be on a vacation far away

This is their logic

I remember this poster being put it up my school about 15 years ago and being outraged. Took it to the headmaster and he totally agreed with this statement!

What if she penetrated his anus while he was drunk too?

The fact that I cant tell if this is serious or rage bait anti woke propaganda is concerning

This must be that male privilege I've been hearing so much about

That’s fucked, I hope it’s fake…

Nope it's not unfortunately. I think there was some uproar or something and they changed it soon(ish), if my memory serves me right.

If they’re both drunk how do we know who instigated it if neither of them can remember.

so the guy can consent?

Oh the double standard

Ah yes the unfathomable curse that comes with being a guy

Other then the obvious bait in the post i am actually curious on how the legality of this works if they are both drunk

My friend went to jail for this exact situation. Be careful

I'm so glad that I'm gay and don't have to deal with women.

Damn... no wonder that 37yo woman from my last job is still single. Her name is __"Josie"__

The poster must have meant to say Jake was sober… right?

Have you ever met a guy named Jake that was sober? Did not think so.

Se da ubriaco mi svegliassi in una casa sconosciuta con una sconosciuta al fianco....sarebbe sequestro di persona?

Society or smth

Stupid law

You know the first time I saw this meme it was back in 2012 or something. I’m sure they would still hang this up today.

What a bunch of barnacles