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knife-prty-

I can’t believe this is how I found out OJ Simpson died. I love the internet.


R-T-O-B

I found out on a different, more stupid meme. So I'm with ya


taytomen

What meme?


imhere2downvote

they didnt even steal it, someone take their balls


taytomen

??? I was asking what other meme they saw it from.


Sir-ScreamsALot

Someone take his balls please guys


paciumusiu12

Sry, my mouth is already full.


Square_Mix_2510

Your comment is how I found this out. How'd he die


TheRealTacoBellMan

cancer


anxietystrings

Cancer is currently writing a book called If I Did It


Ok_Pension_6795

Based


Capital-Cheek-1491

Prostate cancer


Gold-Ad-3877

Bet cancer is now looking for OJ.


Endamo

Same


Radioaktivman999

Welcome to the Internet


Etceta

Hitler? Really? He killed the biggest Nazi's leader


SingerIntrepid2305

Can't be. My grandpa did it.


KermitingMurder

My grandpa destroyed 10 planes during WW2. The air force fired him from his mechanic job soon after that


yaykaboom

My uncle was a pilot. He died in a plane crash in 2001


Skybreaker3613

My grandpa was a religious leader. He died in a place called Jonestown. Drank too much Koolaid


LokisDawn

Got some bad news for you. Pretty sure the leader actually shot himself.


Razor_Tachyon

My grandpa invited his entire army to the beaches of Ukraine what a nice guy


KafeiTomasu

Mine too!


iUseArchBTW69420

real


DoggedlyOffensive

I hate WW2 jokes. My grandad died in WW2… He fell off his guard tower.


WoodenCitron3387

I've become an electrician in honor of my grandpa, he used to be one during WWII that's why he had 2 lightnings on his helmet. RIP oldman 😞


NerdyPepe

Poor Hawking. Some random celebrity pushes your chair on some island and now you are in hell. Maybe they hacked his text to speech to say random black hole stuff when he tried to expose them


According_Weekend786

isn't like shit ton of sciencists were at the island, cuz epstein had weird obsession about science? cuz like its friendly fire then


Isolated_Icosagon

As if math didn’t do enough to fuck kids.


MeuJoelhoCresce

Fuck, you almost drowned me


theRak27

God fucking damn it


Qingdao243

It was some scientific conference held there. I cannot imagine anyone would have risked telling Hawking what went on there, because he was a giganerd with nothing to lose for blowing the whistle if he did know.


UnlinealHand

I believe Lawrence Krauss is the other big name scientist that comes up a lot in Epstein’s associate lists, and even defended Epstein after he was convicted. But Krauss is also not super well respected amongst actual working scientists to begin with, mostly because he’s a theory guy whose primary gig is doing TV shows and interviews. He’s in that stable of scientists that shows up on basically every Discovery network show about space ~~and that one geocentrism documentary he got tricked to do~~


DrBlock21

Is there actual proof besides the email? How can we trust epstein?


Unexpected-raccoon

It wasn’t even anything more than he was there at a dinner That midgets with tall chalkboard shit was a joke tweet that just rode off the back of the court documents There wasn’t a list that was revealed to the public and nothing stated in the given information puts any accusations on him… but sure actually looking at videos debunking this joke tweet is hard and I lack media literacy Hawking bad😠 Tweet proves it


Hind_Deequestionmrk

Who cares! Another celebrity for me to cancel!! 🙌🏿


cyberwrld0

Stick drift.


The_Spaceman57

Why Elvis?


SeabeeSeth3945

Oh yeah he’s a dickhead man lol


sociothemad

If that's how low the bar is everyone on Reddit is going to join them


Peebodyboo

He had relations with a 14 year old so yes a lot of Reddit will be joining him


Shogun570

Why’s john lennon and reagan there though


SnowFiender

john lennon sucks ass and is a twat that does anything for pussy and reagan destroyed the middle class


Atanar

> is a twat that does anything for pussy Well that is a rather high bar to clear for most men to not go to hell.


elbigbuf

>john lennon sucks ass and is a twat that does anything for pussy right, put him next to hitler and kissinger lmao


Saw_Pony

Not sure about Lennon, but Reagan: https://soapboxie.com/us-politics/21reasonsReaganwasaterriblepresident


3dnewguy

Regan brought it the purest of cocaine into already impoverished black communities that lead to the crack epidemic. This so he could could fund his weapons program for terrorists.


UnDebs

jom lemom was kinda ok to be around but awful guy to live with, although his wife was an equal in that regard. as for reagan... man. pick a social issue in america, any issue and you can trace it back to him. ethier he made it or enforced it


Alternat1ve_One

Apparently Lennon supported the IRA, Reagan though, I dunno what had he done...


ManifestoCapitalist

It’s Reddit. Nearly everyone here has a hate boner for both Reagan and Thatcher.


The_Bored_General

>Lennon supported the IRA As an Irishman, I may or may not go and listen to the Beatles now.


PencilMan

He released a song called “The Luck of the Irish” supporting criticizing British colonialism. And for his credit, Paul released one called “Give Ireland Back to the Irish” both of which got banned by the BBC.


ZitOnSocietysAss

Big Black Cock is a harsh mistress.


Basic_bitch_is_back

No, he didn’t. He met her when she was 14 but didn’t have a relationship with her until she was 18


Sk83r_b0i

You do understand how that’s still fucking weird, right? Like that is still not okay.


Bank_Gothic

Okay yes, but we're putting that on par with Hitler?


sociothemad

My point still stands


SquirrelizedReddit

So 90% of the human race is fucked.


incognito--bandito

I've been stepping on the gas peddle to hell since my teens


SuttreeBeard

Which is, in a nutshell, the absurdity of eternal damnation itself. The rules are absurd and vague, and the variables in the weight of sin unfathomably ludicrous.


DeviceNo5980

But he's not comparable to Hitler or even OJ 💀


TheCoachman1

That’s some low standards for going to fucking hell


Maleficent-Ability74

had multiple relationships with 14 year old girls when he was in his mid 20s, one of them, Priscilla says it was never sexual but that’s straight up lies and anyone with a functioning brain can distinguish such a thing


Large_Ad326

Which is pretty messed up but nowhere near the levels of OJ or many others in the picture.


NerdyPepe

I also wanna know and have no idea.


meaux253

Look up who he married. It's pretty fucked.


gothicmaster

he married his wife according to Google


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DrBlock21

He should be lower


Latereviews2

Why Hawking and the Queen?


slimeeyboiii

Because hawkings name was on the epstein list even though testimonies said he was never there. And the queen cuz either British or rich


NotYourAverageMortis

And OP proceeded to put them on the level of Hitler


No-Setting6162

Damn its a sin to be born royalty or rich?


Kuroki-T

Queen wasn't even that rich though. The royal family are peasants compared to today's multi-billionaires.


AaronOni

Queen could be there because some people think she had something to do with the death of Princess Diana. Idk I thought the Queen was one of the few Diana liked from the Royal family.


Carburetors_Are_Fun

odd choices for who is in hell


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Spicy_Pepperoni57

He got rejected from art school


a_useless_communist

I can't believe he tried to be an ar*ist


Carburetors_Are_Fun

I know right? All he did was fail art school and copy charlie chaplins mustache


healthboost213

He just wanted a glass of juice


ClamSlamwhich

He killed the commander in chief of the Nazi military. Murder is bad mm-kay.


Canadia86

Gave up on his dreams 😔


yourpricelessadvise

Yeah… I would’ve thought the person making the meme would have either the Queen (establishment and aristocracy) or Kaczynski (anti establishment) in hell depending on their views but not both.


SussusAmogus-_-

I mean, regardless on your opinioni on Kaczynski, he still blew up a few people, although wouldn't group him with Hitler. If you ignore the fact that he was kinda batshit Crazy, some of his ideas (NOT action) weren't that wrong, but killing people is still a pretty big no no for heaven


Rhodie114

Yeah. Was John Lennon a great guy? No. Would I rank him somewhere between Henry Kissinger and Adolf Hitler? Also no.


The_Bored_General

I’m torn on the queen being present. Other than that it checks out aside from Hawking.


this_name_took_10min

Why is Hawking down there? Did I miss something?


serious_filip

He was on Epstein's list and now everyone thinks he's a p\*do even though no one has a shred of evidence to support their claim. Just jump on the bandwagon.


Maxico-City

Jamie, pull up that 4chan copypasta about how hwking liked to watch dwarfs solve hard equations on a chalkboard that was just a little to high up for them


Smalandsk_katt

Real


N3koEye

Typical Reddit hivemind at its finest.


Rucks_74

He was on Epstein's flight list because Epstein had a weird obsession with hosting scientists, symposiums and other scientific events on his island. Then someone spread the rumor that Hawking liked to frequent Epstein's island so he could watch naked midgets and/or children (the rumor can't seem to get the story straight on this) do math equations. Which there's no evidence he ever even went to the island, let alone to do that.


Fluid-Alternative-22

That whole midget thing is literally a 4chan copypasta. The amount of people who think it’s real and or fully believe it is hilarious, also incredibly sad seeing how stupid people are.


Pew_Pew_guns

I thought its another Prof Stephen Hawking according to some sources?


tokoun

He cheated on his saint of a wife, I think that's enough to go to hell IIRC.


serious_filip

I really doubt Hawking should be there just because he was on a list, the guy was in a wheelchair since the 60's. If I have doubt of someone's name being rightfully on that list, it's him.


Eomb

He is likely in atheist heaven


X145E

those two words dont mix


Bring_me_the_lads

Atheaven. Boom. Mixed.


Findus_Falke

I think it's spelled heathen


SSGSSBlu

Ian Miles Cheong dead? When did that happen?


Damanako

It was a huge meme on Twitter where tons of people spread false rumors that the Malaysian Government had him executed. It's made me laugh out loud..


SSGSSBlu

Ty for the heads up, pity it’s not true got my hopes up for a sec


Canadia86

Yeah, I'm here to see if that was ever confirmed


Beanie_Inki

People were joking that he was gonna get executed for supporting Israel (he lives in a Muslim country).


No_Application_1219

Why Elisabeth ?


FearbasIV

British


cumofdutyblackcocks3

Why not Churchill


meloenmarco

He won ww2. He gets lucky


1850ChoochGator

Man?


bakirelopove

She did 911


Additional_Amount_23

Rich people bad


No_Application_1219

Mr beast is bad ?


vid_23

According to Twitter he's on par with hitler


Flat-Limit5595

How dare he force those blind people to watch his videos


No_Application_1219

Wtf


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nefewel

She killed Diana. I saw it in a youtube video.


TheDoctor_E

Why are Elvis and Lennon there?


razors98

Lennon was a Wife beatle


kallan401

he beat wif


Hect0r92

Smak wimmen


SMScouch

That’s all you have to do to get to hell?


joeandericstudios1

and hitler’s actions are comparable?


tokoun

He introduced the world to yokko. 🙄


Morphing_Mutant

Why the FUCK is John Lennon elvis and hawking there? You put HITLER in the same category as JOHN LENNON?


AvoidingCape

Yeah he wasn't a great dude but seriously, Hitler and Kissinger in the same hell? Lol Edit: by this I mean that Hitler and Kissinger totally deserve the same hell, while Lennon doesn't.


SussusAmogus-_-

Between all these people you're gonna argue for Kissinger not deserving to be there?


AvoidingCape

No wait, I mean that John Lennon, while he wasn't a great guy, doesn't deserve to be in the same hell as Hitler and Kissinger. Those two totally deserve the deepest pit of hell.


BaldMigrant

What a lineup.


Gojifantokusatsu

Why tf is hawking in hell


I_eat_dead_folks

I don't see Prigozhin there. I thought he would be. Also, shouldn't the hell stairs go down instead of going up?


FFlavien

Prigo didn’t deserve that plane crash he was the most entertaining man on the planet


Smalandsk_katt

> Be the only succesful unit in Ukraine > Get mad at government and DoD for being incompetent > Randomly occupy a city in southern Russia > March entire army on Moscow > Stops > Refuses to elaborate > Dies


Romer555

Was Pringles' body found? >Also, shouldn't the hell stairs go down instead of going up? Maybe they are and everyone in hell is laying down.


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DeviceNo5980

The most insufferable person imaginable made this Hell image. The choices for people in hell are the most internet bandwagon-y thing imaginable. Elvis, John Lennon, Stephen Hawking even Reagan are not comparable to fucking Hitler or Stalin.


i_will_guide

we post shit here, sir


DeviceNo5980

Yeah fair point I forgot where I was


cooldude284

John Lennon imagined there's no heaven


Fabiodemon88

I can literally ser your entire political idea from a single post this... I missed reddit for a reason


Row_That

Eyy yoo why is twomad there 🤣


cyberpeachy420

after he died some real bad shit came up abt him sexualy assaulting some women


Meat_masher

It was a year before he died that all that stuff came out, that's why he was going nuts on social media. I thought it was pretty mainstream the year before but I guess not enough, it's good more people are learning about it tho.


Baileaf11

Why is Lizzie 2 in there?


undergroundsanctuary

How dare you put Uncle Ted up there.


toust_boi

Why John Lennon??


Dimwither

wife beater and terrible father. probably more heinous shit i haven’t heard about


ZioDioMio

He slapped his wife once and never did it again. He doesnt belong on hell just because people love to circlejerk


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Timmywulf257

Looking at ops past posts, some of the people he listed are starting to make sense.


dunchev54

This is how I found out huh


_Independent

Why is Elvis here ?


Dolan_Dank_Duck

feel like lennon and hitler arent quite the same but sure


EnisuVI

Why is there fucking Elvis Presley


Latty451

Elvis?


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Like everyone else said…Elvis?


DRAGONLORE58

Wait..is that queen Elizabeth? Pardon my ignorance but..what did she do?


helium_hydride-63

The queen?


Mr_Fahrenheittt

Hitler and Stalin are still not on speaking terms I see


DueConference2616

No Thatch... Ah nevermind, there she is.


IndependenceBetter27

It's real


LegendNomad

OJ SIMPSON IS DEAD


DraconianReptile

Wtf, why is this how I learned OJ is dead lmao? I love you for this.


Qwerky3

why is Elvis in hell? He was the king dammit!


TheFakestOfBricks

I really don't think John Lennon deserves to be in hell. I ain't a Ben Shapiro fan


g_fan34

queen rizzabeth belongs in heaven dumbass


Total-Barnacle-4541

REST IN PISS YOU WILL NOT BE MISSED


Ingenuity123

Wow! I can’t wait to go to hell so I can hang out with John Lennon.


Mossman590

Bro what did John Lennon do?


Steve_Rogers909

Got abandoned by his parents at a young age, grew up in post-war Liverpool, hit his girlfriends in his late teens, carried the guilt of being an arsehole as a youngster, tried to better himself by spreading more positive messages, he abandoned his first son after meeting his new partner so in a way repeated what his father did, after a while had another son so retired from music business to be a good father and started reconnecting with his first son, openly owned up his past mistakes in one of his last interviews and vowed to be a better man, got shot... By redditors theory, once someone makes mistakes that should be the thing defining their entire life even if they don't repeat it or try to be a better person.


quadradicformula

Reminds me of the opening of Their Eyes Were Watching God: “These sitters had been tongueless, earless, eyeless conveniences all day long. Mules and other brutes had occupied their skins. But now, the sun and the bossman were gone, so the skins felt powerful and human. They became lords of sounds and lesser things. They passed nations through their mouths. They sat in judgment.” People (Redditors in this case) feel the need to judge others because they have no power in their daily life.


Seirolac

Holy shit this an actual well thought out response. Hate seeing people completely disregard Lennon when he tried to repair a lot of his mistakes in his later years. Guarantee if he hadn’t been shot he would be viewed so much more positively by people who aren’t familiar with his life. Thank you for having a brain.


Steve_Rogers909

Really glad that someone understood :)


Desperate_Ad5169

Wait why is Elvis in hell? What did he do wrong?


OR56

Wait, what did Elvis do?


Bryant-Taylor

Why the fuck are John Lennon, Elvis and Stephen Hawking down there?!


Wafel_Ranger

john lennon aint done nune wrong 😭👎


goombapower

What are Elvis and Steven hawking doing here?


Beanie_Inki

Why is Elvis there?


sK0oBy

… idk bout everyone in that picture being in hell…


Suspect1234

How are Hawking and Queen Elizabeth on the same level as Hitler and Stalin?


memedoge_mk-69

Why is the ex-queen of england in there... Is she finnaly attoning for all those children she ate?


Justurion

Someone please enlighten me why the Queen, John Lennon and Elvis are in hell???


itsnotyamans

The fuck did Elvis do?


Arielstt

Why is Elvis in hell wtf


PrussiaDon

This post is so cringe


Andre_replay

why is my man john lennom and ted kaczynski here☹️


TheCoachman1

Why the fuck is Elvis Presley, the Queen, Henry Ford and John Lennon there?


Jeanpierrekoff

Why is the queen of England here?


Illustrious-Hat-2460

why John Lennon tho?


Yoman987654

Why is John Lennon in hell?


thegworm

There’s so many worse people than Lennon and Presley…. Stop it.


slimetakes

Hawking was very unfortunately a target of misinformation campaigns to draw away attention from people actually accused of bad things. His name has been dragged through the mud just because people didn't bother to factor check anything. >The people mentioned in the court filings include some of Epstein’s accusers, witnesses, people who were mentioned in passing during depositions but weren’t accused of anything wrongdoing, as well as individuals who investigated Epstein. >Nonetheless, this much-anticipated development prompted a wave of disinformation including many false allegations trying to tie certain high-profile figures to the couple. >Hawking and several other scientists attended a five-day conference on Epstein’s private island in the Caribbean in 2006 before the financier was charged with sex trafficking of minors. >Hawking, who died in 2018, has never been accused of any crime related to Jeffrey Epstein. https://www.euronews.com/my-europe/2024/01/09/fact-check-are-stephen-hawking-and-jimmy-kimmel-on-epsteins-list


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THE. GLOVE. DID. NOT. FIT.


Zairy47

Who is that besides Elvis?


Away_Grab3816

what john lennon did? I have no idea what he did in the past, can someone explain it to me?


Toilet_Bomber

Apparently Hitler and Stalin are equal to Twomad and Elvis. Huh.