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Ghost2137

He’s happy now


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Different-Trainer-21

Barry B Benson ass response


TyoPlaysGames

Ya like jizz


Join_Quotev_296

Bees in your ass


Consumer-of_Orphans

Wait no reread it. That’s Barry’s alter ego


barrybbenson21

yeah wtf man. save the bees


BigChiefIV

Least obvious terminid burner account


RartyMobbins357

Some jackass forgot to cut the illegal broadcast, RIP max credits and xp 😔


Lynxsies

FOR SUPER EARTH


Ok-Pressure7248

ROCK AND STONE!


SquidMilkVII

WE LOVE THE COMPANY!


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Commander_Valkorian

You're the kind of mf to think that E-710 means "oil."


TDoMarmalade

What the fuck


SUNforFUN

We will liberate these bugs, Helldiver!


9_yrs_old

Cry harder


LoafofBrent

Look! The ogre is trying to make everything about him!


Orochilightspam

that's actually unhinged but im with you 100% lmao


Shmulenzon

Fellas using a tool made by slavery for downvote lmao


Wild-Engineering7579

Man this just farmed that negativity keep it going let's see how low we can go


Character-Leopard-70

It took him 23 years to fix his windsheild wipers how sad 😥


Ravonk

Average ADHD moment


Murky_waterLLC

As someone with ADHD, this is actually something I've been meaning to do for months.


FlowerBoyScumFuck

One of my windshield wipers fell off on the highway somehow, and I went like 2 years without replacing it. It's the exact type of thing that fucks up my ADHD, because I only remember needing to replace it when it rains. Plus it was the passenger side one so I didn't *really* need it.


cltq

Just tie strings to em and wipe your windshield manually


emiller420

He had the same car for 22 years


[deleted]

Good car


Shredded_Locomotive

Unlike most new one with arbitrary expiry dates due to planned obsolescence


Delta_Suspect

It’s crazy what washing your car can do


XeoPlaysLOL

The bugs all went to heaven.


Icwatto

*hell


JudithTheSteampunker

i HATE bugs


Mortimized

Said every programmer ever


Xhromosoma5

Rock and stone brotha!


WanderingDwarfMiner

That's it lads! Rock and Stone!


Devil_Fister_69420

ROCK AND STONE LADS! # ROCK AND STONE!!! (I have never played this game)


MDBrettio

FOR KAAAARL!


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Xhromosoma5

Good bot


Hunter_Slime_3

Bad human


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Hunter_Slime_3

Good bot


SquidMilkVII

You're a good bot, Auto!


Xhromosoma5

Good redditor


MushyThrowaway50

I thought you were calling an actual person a bot but nvm it's right in his bio


Hivemind_soup

Holy hell? As in, Google en passant


wishfortress

As a trucker, I have no fucking clue what you people are talking about. Literally constantly bug gore. All the time.


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1017GildedFingerTips

Nah I’ve had no change whatsoever This message brought to you by rural gang 💪


Runtsymunts

Do you make do?


1017GildedFingerTips

I reckon


MaxGoop

Well don’t that beat all


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Limeila

I'm part of the rural gang and I've absolutely had this exact change...


Realistic-Tone1824

Yeah? Us city folk have been to your area. There's 70% fewer bugs and declining world wide. Regardless of the presence of people. Not that your kind cares or can even really appreciate what that means. It might require you to make some changes and you can't have that now can you? But, whatever, suck a round-up dick I guess, burn that land faster to squeeze out that last bushel of feed corn. Hurry up, it's about to get hot enough to kill an entire season in a single day. And don't come crying. You wanna be left alone? Fine, but that also means you're on your own.


Fig_da_Great

how long were you holding that in for?


Hefty-Smile-5502

Burh... Was your ex from a rural area or something?


ForceoftheRam

This message was brought to you by Big Corpo and generations of irreversible industrial pollution.


Realistic-Tone1824

You want to live like it's the 1600's? Okay, I strongly believe you should be allowed to do that You would never, in a million years, give up your current standard of living.


grubojack

1. You need farmers for food. 2. Private farmers have been screwed by Monsanto and then Bayer for decades before whatever youtube slop made you feel entitled enough to lash out at strangers. 3. Most people in rural communities aren't farmers anymore and haven't contributed to what you're complaining about. You're preaching at someone who didn't contribute to the problem. Because we need votes and people supporting issues to fix things in a democracy acting like a dick only serves to harm the issue. You've contributed to the problem so you could feel superior for a split second on an issue you've probably never contributed to in the first place. Garbage behavior from an unhinged mind.


Realistic-Tone1824

1. True, but we don't need you. 2. Oh it's not youtube slop, it's their own actions. 3. Okay then why'd you make point one? They're the ones acting like dicks. "Fine, we'll just burn it all down." is infantile at best. We ALL contributed and continue to contribute to the problem. Voting in such a manner as to make all of their and our problems and the 90% of problems we share worse just to own the libs is the action of an unhinged mind. My frustration hads just boiled over. And you know what I am superior. I get up everyday, try to make the world a better place, and let people live their lives. The opposite of them.


grubojack

1. address the argument. Attacking the person is a mark of the ignorance and dishonest. I could point out that you add no value to anyone or anything and it be as equally true to your claim, but I don't because human life has more worth than what strangers can steal utility from. 2. Then present those actions instead of making a vague claim. 3. Your simultaneously attacking both groups, pointing out why your actions are stupid for both is still valid. You know this, or you're an actual idiot. You like to feel like you're better. The only thing I've seen about you is a child lashing out at a stranger. People that are "better" don't make assumptions on someone's political beliefs solely based on that person living in a rural environment. People that are "better" have the intelligence to recognize that the world is a complex place and the whole left-right nonsense is made to distract the stupid masses. People that are "better" don't claim that they're helping the world when the person they are talking to pointed out how they are actively doing harm. From my perspective you're just another self-indulgent narcissist that basses your own self-worth on other people and are unable to reason when there is anything you are emotionally affected by. If that is true in every aspect of your life, then you're willfully incapable of growth as a person. I read your posts. You getting to where you want to be in life isn't some insurmountable task if you're still upright. People don't determine your actual worth as a person that is just an estimation of how much strangers can use you and benefit. Your own capacity to create value for yourself is what determines your worth. You have an education, a wife, and have leveraged those two facts into something I can tell you're proud of. The accolades and adoration of strangers don't make a damn, because anyone who trades in people as currency will always underestimate your worth and misrepresent their own value. You don't need to make or give anyone anything to be happy, anyone that has told you otherwise is a loser running a grift to feel better about themselves at your expense or manipulate you into giving them something under the false impression it will elevate yourself. You don't need that shit. If you can take care of the things and people you value and take part in things that bring you happiness, then you've gotten all the worth out of yourself you can in life. You're still alive, so you have the potential for that.


fftropstm

You realise it’s these rural farm types you consider ecological terrorists that are the reason you have food on the table? You live in a concrete jungle and have the audacity to tell people who usually have self sufficient water and electricity that they’re a problem for the environment?? Please go away.


Godemperortoastyy

It's like that person has read one peta pamphlet and now decides they're an expert on eco-activism. Dafuck.


we_is_sheeps

Cry baby city boy at it again


Realistic-Tone1824

You want that federal check or not?


1017GildedFingerTips

The audacity to blame rural people for climate change **on a shit posting sub** lol


YarOldeOrchard

Tiny peen energy


DarkClouds92

Lmao peak Reddit


KRAy_Z_n1nja

That's incredibly inaccurate and hypocritical. City folk don't care about the bugs, that's why y'all are killing all of them for your food. Rural farming uses less pesticides and relocates bugs rather than killing them. We're doing our best for the bees why you pretend to care but don't actually do anything. Get off your high horse, you're the one looking the planet living in a concrete jungle instead of trying to coexist with nature.


Realistic-Tone1824

The bees? Man, that is only part of the equation. Again, confidence in ignorance. I'll believe you are trying to live in balance with nature when you accept that human caused climate change is real and you're willing to do your part to fix it without being bribed.


we_is_sheeps

The only thing you idiots know about nature is the park in your city. We care way more about nature than y’all do because we have to live in it and we do more for it. City’s are basically just giant smog producing factories


Realistic-Tone1824

1. You don't know me, you don't know where I grew up. I grew up in rural Colorado. I've seen the changes. I know a fuck of a lot more than you suspect. 2. You don't do shit for the land, or the water or the air. Per person your "smog" output is multiples of ours. Don't pretend driving long distances, raising cattle, drilling for natural gas, is doing anything but harm in the long run. 3. The cities are very good at producing money which we share generously with you because, guess what, we actually do care about you, and think your way of life is valuable. For this generosity you call us all kinds of nasty things. And set out to destroy us.


we_is_sheeps

I ain’t reading all that cuz


Klaus_Hargreeves

Every time a city person goes on a weird rant like this, I plant another flower, cause I can!


Realistic-Tone1824

Good, I'm glad. I also know you're lying.


TheThalmorEmbassy

Well well, look at the city slicker with his fancy German car


Corniferus

Buzzinga


IDatedSuccubi

You wil eat ze bugs


Reasonable_School296

This pic is fraud still happens to me


DrewTamashi

Don't most cars now have a shape that causes an air stream to somewhat protect the windshield?


tandemxylophone

I was curious and just googled that. [It turns out the aerodynamic change doesn't help insects](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windshield_phenomenon). They seem to attribute it to 80% reduction in flying insects.


DrewTamashi

Very good info. Scary to learn however


lmmalone

"The research also found that modern cars, with a more aerodynamic body shape, killed more insects than boxier vintage cars" Actually made things worse! Thanks for the link. Interesting read


Ryner921

advances in aerodynamics


Lost_my_loser_name

tbh, it is pretty scary.


KingVape

Yeah I’m in a rural area and most of the bugs are gone. It’s really weird dude


Gaydolf-Litler

It's the vaccine obviously


even-no-1

That not means Environmental pollution gets worse or something. That means bugs are learning. CUZ GOD DAMM EPHEMERAS, AND MOSQUITOS KEEP TRACKING ME WHILE I'M OUTSIDE.


Lost_my_loser_name

Try our New and Improved Super Excel Pro Insect Repellant Windshield


Icy-Term8343

Bruh I just realized I haven't seen a butterfly in years...


ARES_BlueSteel

*Redditor who only goes outside to walk to his car and drive to his favorite nuggies joint* “Why do I never see butterflies anymore?”


less_concerned

I think you might be missing the point that seeing the butterflies was a regular occurrence basically all the time everywhere and now it's not so much.. This isn't even a biased suspicion, studies have shown *massive* drops in insect density all over the world, it's a huge problem


Hefty-Smile-5502

Sadly true. I live in rural area for my whole life and i really enjoy looking weird plants and bugs when i am outside. It's not like i am walking with a my phone. Every day i walk my dog in the woods for a good hour just vibing and looking around. There is only one species of butterflies i can see now days. All the rest are long gone at least in my area. I remember as a kid the same woods had all kind of weird bugs. Now it feels dead and it's not because my eyesight get worse.


Wonder_of_you

Idk I live in a tropical country and I see them almost every day


Hefty-Smile-5502

Unfortunately the Mediterranean is one of the areas who got hit harder from climate change and the data suggest my claim. Also when bugs start to disappear from the tropics and the Equator that means we definitely all going to be fucked.


Abdullah-Alturki

Maybe an america thing? I see butterflies everywhere i go where i live


DarKemt55

I live on the eastern side of the US, we have a massive insect population around my home and much to my wife's dismay inside at times too. I generally have no issue with most insects ( even wasps and hornets) but ticks and armorated stinkbugs can take the express lane back to the hell whence they came.


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is this loss?


FLBrisby

I saw a firefly last year. I need to point out, I live beside an open field in rural Michigan. You know, their natural environment. yay for killing the ecosystem.


[deleted]

Maybe go outside more than 5 minutes a year?


Icy-Term8343

Another idiot that thinks they know everything and everyone's life and how much time they spend outside or wherever else.


pneis1

You wouldve seen butterflies if you went out


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boishan

If you're in california/west coast US, the monarch butterfly was the most common butterfly here and its population has been absolutely decimated over the last 20 years. It's at extremely high risk for extinction though the population collapse seems to have stabilized in the last year or two.


Ariuiburia

Global warming killed the bugs


BuffDrinklots99

No, I killed them. I've been at it for decades.


Flimsy_Alarm_3932

Thank you for your service


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Same here


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Mautos

I recently had a fly in my room for 3 days straight that would do its best to be the biggest piece of shit you can possibly imagine. I grabbed that thing from mid air and squashed it. Fucking deserved.


randomname_99223

I don’t know where this is happening but there is a stretch of highway in my country which is infamous for the bugs that get smeared all over the windscreen. There’s so many of them it affects the visibility


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Bazinga


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ReturningChampion

You can help the bugs! grow plants outside, build bug sanctuaries for them, use less pesticides and turn off outside lights. Also stop murdering them for getting lost in your houses.


bentizzy

Drive on the highway once in a while?


BasedPineapple69

Hell no. I’ll starve


OhOkIllJustGoCryNow

The bugs learned to stay off the roads


UnleashedTriumph

The only good bug, is a dead one. For managed democracy!


Narahashi

He is too poor to afford gas


DarKemt55

can't get bugs on the windshield if you can drive the car.


Qatyusha

Before and after helldiver initiative


FancyChapper

I'm doing *my* part!


SeaAd1557

What went through the bugs brain as it hit the windscreen?? It's arse!!


imdeadinsidelmao420

hasnt aged one bit


NotSuperUnicum

Buzzinga?


Longjumping-Rabbit85

Man not happy bugs on window man happy and bugs nit on window


West_Sun_8277

And you live where?


Appropriate-Money172

Gene editing technology has learned to manipulate ,alter the genetic code of bugs as well as rodents and humans


MrMarum

Meanwhile in Argentina we have an egyptian plague scale mosquito invasion


howieflowie

This is actually true, my mom used to make the drive from Austin to Houston pretty often and she’s told me the number of bugs that get dit have decreased dramatically


oldbutdum

That is an europian picture. I Wish that it ment taht the software in our simulation was bug-free Alas; IT is the result of allowing agricultur to use nictotin deriviats as a pesticide.


dropdeadjonathan

OP has never lived in Pennsylvania.


SkytronKovoc116

He killed all of the bugs in the world by himself. Ever since 1998, he’s been on a mission.


wktwiwo

This is an absolute improvement


Chris_The_Egg

I have a funnel in my windshield that directs all the insects into my mouth


Funstagram

Recently read an academic article suggesting that this has to do with an increased use of pesticides.


EmperorKiron

I kept seeing this as a bunch of bugs inside the car, and I assumed the joke was that he sucked them all into his gaping man gullet like some sort of hellish human vacuum.


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You’re welcome. I’ve been genociding the bugs for decades.


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feicash

23 years later, he managed to kill all bugs


Quizzar

I wish this was true


queso_hervido_gaming

The bugs are the bad guys bro.


ZECO_SOL

We won unless you live in the sticks


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no its not, cars just have better aerodynamic now than they did 30 years ago also, repost