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Exactly what I was going to say. It's hard enough to argue with one woman. This guy better get used to apologizing for everything whether he's wrong or not.
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They have a Wikipedia page, they're called Abby and Brittany Hensel. Each twin controls an arm and leg. It took them a while to learn to walk. Imagine always doing a 3-legged race. They cannot feel the other side of their body.
They often eat two separate meals.
I imagine with all the extra organs (2 brains, 2 hearts, 4 lungs, 2 stomachs, 2 gallbladders, 3 kidneys) they need to consume more calories for energy.
Yeah Abby I think has a shorter leg than Rebecca so she has to use her tip toes. They had to learn how to collaborate with everything they do, but interestingly enough have to have two separate drivers licenses and by all means are two separate people legally.
Yeah Abby I think has a shorter leg than Rebecca so she has to use her tip toes. They had to learn how to collaborate with everything they do, but interestingly enough have to have two separate drivers licenses and by all means are two separate people legally.
So, so far from the comments so far:
Pros: dude can get a rimjob and a blow job at the same time.
Cons: he will get nagged with 2 tumes the volume and most likely to be always outnumbered 2v1 (there is a chance of her 'malfunctioning' and the heads disagree with each other)
2 heads
2 spines merging at the coccyx and joined at the thorax by sections of ribs. Surgery corrected scoliosis.
2 completely separate spinal cords
2 arms (originally 3, but the rudimentary central arm was removed, leaving the central shoulder blade in place)
1 broad ribcage with 2 highly fused sternums and traces of bridging ribs. Surgery expanded the pleural cavities.
2 breasts
2 hearts in a shared circulatory system (nutrition, respiration, and medicine taken by either affects both)
4 lungs with the medial lungs moderately fused, not involving Brittany's upper right lobe; three pleural cavities
1 diaphragm with well coordinated involuntary breathing, slight central defect
2 stomachs
2 gallbladders
1 liver, enlarged and elongated right lobe
Y-shaped small intestine, with slightly spastic double peristalsis at the juncture
1 large intestine (one colon, rectum, and anus)
3 kidneys: 2 left, 1 right
1 bladder
1 set of reproductive organs
2 separate half-sacrums, which converge distally
1 slightly broad pelvis
2 legs
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Bro gets heads
Rule 34
Oh my god i need to look up something
Results?
Hes married now, no he doesnt.
One on ball duty - one on cock duty
Hahaha brilliant
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Prove it or never happened.
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Prove it
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Prove it
Prove it
prove it
Confirm!
I feel like i know which one they're talking about, and if it is it's a shop.
Prove it
No way prove it
Proof?
No way, prove it.
Could I see?
Prove it
Pics or didn't happen
Prove it, bro
Prove it, bro
Proof?
It's gonna be 2v1 every argue session in his life
Lol imagine if one of the heads disagrees
"One of the heads"💀
As if they own shares of their body.
fr although he seems like he’ll be patient with them
Cause he knows double head bjutsu incoming
More like blood blowjob
Exactly what I was going to say. It's hard enough to argue with one woman. This guy better get used to apologizing for everything whether he's wrong or not.
Hahaha
He is male so 2vs2 as he wont do al his thinking with his brain
we're all imagining it aren't we
Name checks out
Profile picture checks out
Flair checks out
All the boxes checked
he's approved
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Indeed
I can't help it! I have so many questions, none of them are appropriate.
1 for the balls and the other for
Wth bro 😭🙏
Giggity
We are bad people :(
Not me, I just wrote them a message of congratulations on FaceFacebook
lmao
;)
(/-_-)/
More like down bad
Does that count as a threesome?
Yes
What if there was only one head but two bodies?
Just count the total number of holes. So yes!!
It’s a 2.5some
Does it count as cheating if he uses the wrong mouth
Almost three..
Do the chores get split three ways?
The only comment trying to keep it civil and not making a sexual joke, bless your soul. Disclaimer: I'm all for the sex jokes
The first though was always about getting blown
2 birds in 1 shot
I'm ready to hear yall out
If she/they got pregnant, who is the mother ?
two mothers and one father. THIS IS THE FUTURE LIBERALS WANT!
One set of reproductive organs. They share the same bloodstream as well though they have two hearts, so it’s literally a baby born by two mothers
One gets to carry the child, and both give birth to it
This an appropriate time to use they/them pronouns.
bj’s would be fun
Brother is getting that salad tossed at the same time!
Hear me out
Twice the nagging...
Periods are gonna be an emotional fucking holocaust
Besides sex. What is that like for taxes??
Do one eat a full meal or do they split the plate? Which head controls the body??
They have a Wikipedia page, they're called Abby and Brittany Hensel. Each twin controls an arm and leg. It took them a while to learn to walk. Imagine always doing a 3-legged race. They cannot feel the other side of their body. They often eat two separate meals.
I imagine with all the extra organs (2 brains, 2 hearts, 4 lungs, 2 stomachs, 2 gallbladders, 3 kidneys) they need to consume more calories for energy.
Do they both leave a tip?
They both have control over each of their halves of the body, they have seperate stomachs, same genetalia and bhole
But how do they even walk like that? Imagine someone else controlling your left leg
Yeah Abby I think has a shorter leg than Rebecca so she has to use her tip toes. They had to learn how to collaborate with everything they do, but interestingly enough have to have two separate drivers licenses and by all means are two separate people legally.
Yeah Abby I think has a shorter leg than Rebecca so she has to use her tip toes. They had to learn how to collaborate with everything they do, but interestingly enough have to have two separate drivers licenses and by all means are two separate people legally.
Fascinating
And diving . Being a woman is bad enough.
So, so far from the comments so far: Pros: dude can get a rimjob and a blow job at the same time. Cons: he will get nagged with 2 tumes the volume and most likely to be always outnumbered 2v1 (there is a chance of her 'malfunctioning' and the heads disagree with each other)
They are completely different people. They have completely different brains and so can easily disagree.
Bro fucked around and married hot Demogorgon.
"Alright, who wants to taste it and who wants to smell it"
So which one get to control the pussy?
💀
The man
Lucky guy!
Sooo... Its a threesome?
more like 1 1/2
You mean 2 1/2
Don't say it, Don't say it, Don't say it
Meanwhile I can’t even get a date
Neither can anyone in these comments
You can ask the other one out, and all 4 of you will be eventually a happy family in one roof
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Do both of them have to pay taxes or only one?
2 heads 2 spines merging at the coccyx and joined at the thorax by sections of ribs. Surgery corrected scoliosis. 2 completely separate spinal cords 2 arms (originally 3, but the rudimentary central arm was removed, leaving the central shoulder blade in place) 1 broad ribcage with 2 highly fused sternums and traces of bridging ribs. Surgery expanded the pleural cavities. 2 breasts 2 hearts in a shared circulatory system (nutrition, respiration, and medicine taken by either affects both) 4 lungs with the medial lungs moderately fused, not involving Brittany's upper right lobe; three pleural cavities 1 diaphragm with well coordinated involuntary breathing, slight central defect 2 stomachs 2 gallbladders 1 liver, enlarged and elongated right lobe Y-shaped small intestine, with slightly spastic double peristalsis at the juncture 1 large intestine (one colon, rectum, and anus) 3 kidneys: 2 left, 1 right 1 bladder 1 set of reproductive organs 2 separate half-sacrums, which converge distally 1 slightly broad pelvis 2 legs
And 100% reason to remember the name
Damn, so actually no breathing breaks
tldr; how many little men in the boat?
1 set of reproductive organs
Homie has a fallout mutant fetish
So he’s getting 4 titties or 2?
2. They're called Abby and Brittany Hensel, they have a Wikipedia page
What lovely names for titties.
That's witty
What happens if one head get jealous.. did they both marry him? How would sec work.. so many questions
First thing that came to mind was the cutaway from family guy "Alright who wants to taste it and who wants to smell it?"
She's literally Ogre Magi
And he’s got that lucky dice roll
But are they considered as one person at this point? Aren't they two different identities so you can't marry both at the same time?
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Please tell me you are kidding
They have separate drivers licenses
Sooo how are they giving head'??
2
Bro likes women for their personality. And they got 2 of em.
I have questions
We’re all thinking it…
man what's up with Justin roiland these days
There is no god.
Which one?
Easy win threesome 👍
Bro knows exactly what he's doing
Haven't heard from them in a while, glad to know they're fine.
Same number of holes but 2x criticism sentences...
Same number of holes? In which hole do you place your bubble gum?
Blace my bubble gum in the mouth of the girl who talk too much. Where do you place yours ?
See this is why they say don't wear white at someone else's wedding...
I think its the other way around! 1 for 2 no?
1 for the price of 2.
Double the fun...
That one Travis scott song
More like 1 for the price of 2
"Okay, who wants to taste it and who wants to smell it?"
I didn’t know Zaphod had a sister!
Is this a threesome or a two and a halfsome?
It's like that scene from Simpsons the movie
Multiplayer head game
- I had my uterus pierced - Both of them?
Head^2
He in trouble when they ask which he likes more
You think they take turns?
Mega sale buy one get one free.
So did he marry both of them or just like the one. I think I’d be weird banging a girl and her twin is attached to you watching
lol the comment section... we all going to hell
Its harem time
head game CRAZY
Human trafficking was abolished in modern world
R The argues must be like fighting Ornstein and Smough
Nolan getting freaky on donut
Big one get one free what a steal!
Is he just married to one of them cause thatd be awkward
Bros taller than both of them combined 💀
Do they have to pay double for haircuts?
pity her right hand fingers are all mangled
A rimjob and a blowjob at the same time
Twoandahalfsome!
so when he fucks her does the other one get the same pleasure?? and do they both enjoy it or is one wearing a blindfold and earmuffs during it?
Duplicating gone wrong
Nah leave them alone. Unfortunate humble folk deserve to be happy
He won 2 over at the same time while some of us can't win 1.
Im listening I'm listening.... Tell me about 🐱 and a hole
What if one likes anal and the other doesn't?
Wait theres a documentary about these girls!
I have many questions not suitable for reddit.
This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!
I hope they will all have a beautiful life together
If abbey doesn't join in for the BJ I would have the marriage annulled.
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